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WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!! L...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO
Swashbuckling State Idiot
  01/20/06
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Thriller site
  05/16/06
WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORN...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good...
Stimulating Overrated Parlour Mood
  07/29/05
WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM! WAIT WH...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHAT'S GREY??? A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
lol
lilac adventurous cruise ship digit ratio
  07/27/06
WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!! LOL THAT O...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BAR...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T RE...
Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration
  10/20/05
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EA...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
...
Wine Telephone
  07/29/05
LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!!
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
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Wine Telephone
  07/29/05
LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT S...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
lol
rose trip pit
  01/25/06
um... you mean his 5th?
grizzly arousing mexican
  01/21/06
that's what i was thinking, too.
Fear-inspiring volcanic crater church
  07/27/06
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME
slimy school
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7???? CUZ 789!!!!111! HAHAHAHAHA
slimy school
  07/29/05
LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
HAhahahah I want some of whatever you're on today.
Stimulating Overrated Parlour Mood
  07/29/05
...
Chartreuse Office Fanboi
  08/01/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FI...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMIN...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOOR...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL...
fighting peach old irish cottage giraffe
  01/29/06
WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACK...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
THIS THREAD.
High-end hospital
  07/29/05
LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!! DO YOU PLAY P...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," ...
claret domesticated boltzmann indian lodge
  07/29/05
LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!!
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
NOPE. NEVER!
claret domesticated boltzmann indian lodge
  07/29/05
WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCK...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
the 180 joke of a 180 thread
dashing puce lodge reading party
  08/22/07
WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!! LOL I SHOULDVE ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OL...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
damn this is also funny
Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration
  10/20/05
WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
Awesome.
Irradiated son of senegal
  12/07/05
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? TH...
Comical station brethren
  07/29/05
WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THA...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/29/05
HA!
Transparent Garrison Faggot Firefighter
  07/30/05
WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE O...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/30/05
180
Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold
  10/20/05
HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE O...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/30/05
This thread is the worst in the history of history.
Vivacious dull chapel electric furnace
  07/30/05
...
Chartreuse Office Fanboi
  08/01/05
It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress rel...
motley cerise quadroon shitlib
  12/07/05
HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FA...
big locale kitty cat
  07/30/05
WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME A...
Talking Swollen Field Background Story
  07/30/05
hahahahaha
Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold
  10/20/05
ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRR...
histrionic coral dog poop
  07/30/05
ROFL
Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold
  10/20/05
WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES??? A TOWEL! LOL!
Indecent potus
  07/30/05
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead ...
diverse legend menage
  07/30/05
WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWA...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/30/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER ...
Fuchsia Lascivious Public Bath
  07/30/05
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/31/05
There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think t...
motley cerise quadroon shitlib
  10/20/05
WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/31/05
WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVI...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  07/31/05
And the paper read: "Feed the nigger at 6:00."
Mildly autistic becky
  07/31/05
WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL EDIT: OR YOG...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  08/01/05
A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  08/01/05
lol
Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold
  10/20/05
Hot Gorilla Shit.
Irradiated son of senegal
  12/07/05
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  08/01/05
WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HA...
Chartreuse Office Fanboi
  08/01/05
I don't get this one.
Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold
  10/20/05
Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest
Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration
  10/20/05
I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out ...
Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold
  10/20/05
i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a soc...
Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration
  10/20/05
Theo gave away far too much information. He's asking to b...
Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold
  10/20/05
this is also an awesome exchange
dashing puce lodge reading party
  08/22/07
it is
Bearded stage
  04/17/08
I've got even money joires was on meth at the time.
Beady-eyed plaza
  04/17/08
lmao at this thread.
cordovan sneaky criminal party of the first part
  10/20/05
Great thread. I had forgotten it.
contagious dark ticket booth circlehead
  10/20/05
Best. Thread. Ever.
Irradiated son of senegal
  12/07/05
WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!L...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKE...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. ...
At-the-ready Soggy Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/19/06
LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JO...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
LETTUCE!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!! Of course, you have to tell i...
At-the-ready Soggy Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/19/06
I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brow...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT I...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
"THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pant...
Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration
  01/20/06
Great joke.
cracking voyeur main people
  01/20/06
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOU...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
I LOL'd
Orange Zombie-like Theater Karate
  01/20/06
WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
this one is actually on par with "whats brown and stick...
Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration
  01/20/06
haha
Sepia Marvelous Boiling Water Nowag
  01/20/06
A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you.
cordovan sneaky criminal party of the first part
  01/19/06
LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
like cookies and love?
cordovan sneaky criminal party of the first part
  01/19/06
LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT S...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
LOLZZZ!!!
cracking voyeur main people
  01/20/06
SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HI...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
ROFLLEZ!
cracking voyeur main people
  01/20/06
WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, F...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking am...
Disrespectful Water Buffalo
  01/19/06
THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALW...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
Awesome. Are you making these up?
cracking voyeur main people
  01/20/06
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLO...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/19/06
180
cracking voyeur main people
  01/20/06
WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AN...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
...
light business firm travel guidebook
  01/20/06
LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WH...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WE...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
Hahaha.
Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold
  01/20/06
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Infuriating maize address
  01/20/06
:( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Infuriating maize address
  01/20/06
...
Haunting piazza community account
  01/23/06
...
Infuriating maize address
  01/20/06
SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFF...
Underhanded fantasy-prone temple
  01/20/06
UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO IT...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
it's my favortie joke.
Underhanded fantasy-prone temple
  01/20/06
I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECA...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXE...
Henna cocky private investor
  01/20/06
LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW!
Henna cocky private investor
  01/20/06
ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT T...
cracking voyeur main people
  01/20/06
WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT E...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/20/06
A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/21/06
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN S...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/21/06
WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAH...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/21/06
A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAK...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/21/06
Dammit, Mom!
cracking voyeur main people
  01/21/06
A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAY...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/21/06
Stop it.
Offensive spruce senate
  01/21/06
WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/21/06
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
opaque provocative orchestra pit
  01/25/06
WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHA...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/21/06
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/23/06
A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/23/06
WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/25/06
A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT...
opaque provocative orchestra pit
  01/25/06
LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/25/06
WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SI...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/25/06
TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/26/06
20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief prob...
Aggressive khaki organic girlfriend multi-billionaire
  01/26/06
LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/26/06
CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS ...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/26/06
WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/26/06
WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/27/06
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS T...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/28/06
...
light business firm travel guidebook
  01/28/06
Allah Made Me Sexy
lake trailer park
  01/30/06
LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LO...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  01/30/06
This thread never gets old.
spectacular scarlet dysfunction
  02/09/06
this thread is so great
orchid point halford
  05/03/06
lol
Electric base
  08/22/07
A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE...
Odious sapphire center dingle berry
  02/05/06
Never fucking forget.
salmon heady pistol hunting ground
  03/09/06
I miss pedicabo
Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration
  04/28/06
What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my ...
Passionate Casino
  05/16/06
What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair? Rolaids!
Disrespectful Water Buffalo
  05/16/06
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher ...
Glittery Sound Barrier Box Office
  05/16/06
whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the ...
Thriller site
  05/16/06
...
Titillating Aqua Crackhouse
  06/28/06
This thread makes me happy.
Passionate Casino
  06/28/06
...
Arrogant white knife doctorate
  07/24/06
...
Arrogant white knife doctorate
  07/25/06
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MAC...
Shivering nudist hissy fit stead
  07/27/06
What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino ...
fighting peach old irish cottage giraffe
  07/27/06
This is funny.
laughsome blue forum macaca
  07/27/06
hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is...
hairless sandwich
  07/27/06
apparently he got it from touching a little boy
Shivering nudist hissy fit stead
  07/27/06
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE...
Arrogant white knife doctorate
  07/27/06
A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter...
Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration
  08/04/06
the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because ...
Pungent resort
  08/04/06
sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but...
Pungent resort
  08/04/06
I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire ...
Shivering nudist hissy fit stead
  08/04/06
<bow>
Pungent resort
  08/04/06
ahahahhahahhahahah
dashing puce lodge reading party
  08/22/07
Only funny joke here.
Dun whorehouse
  05/28/08
bump
sooty sex offender
  09/09/06
...
Galvanic cuck national
  10/08/06
...
Naked school cafeteria
  10/09/06
This needed a bump
beta soul-stirring nursing home
  11/03/06
...
Ruby floppy laser beams
  11/04/06
I feel more dumbener after reading thru this post.
effete hilarious gas station azn
  01/06/07
MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY ...
boyish insanely creepy meetinghouse
  01/06/07
i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the li...
Bearded stage
  01/06/07
I needed a laugh today.
Medicated Razzmatazz Roommate
  08/22/07
A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL S...
beta soul-stirring nursing home
  08/22/07
WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS ...
beta soul-stirring nursing home
  08/22/07
YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MIS...
beta soul-stirring nursing home
  08/27/07
WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON TELL HIS MEN BEFORE THEY CROSSED ...
beta soul-stirring nursing home
  08/27/07
...
Bearded stage
  11/17/07
...
yapping goyim
  11/21/07
...
Bearded stage
  04/17/08
CP3 IS THE MVP!!!
slippery shaky jew
  04/17/08
The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time...
anal bawdyhouse
  05/10/08
Girl: Mommy, can you get pregnant by having anal sex? Mo...
racy locus
  05/10/08
...
anal bawdyhouse
  05/28/08
...
startling range chad
  06/28/08
180 bump
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Date: July 29th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!!

LOL HAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444411)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling State Idiot

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868644)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:06 PM
Author: Thriller site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795657)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:10 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444729)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Overrated Parlour Mood

haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good one to tell a chick while both of you are plastered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444740)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM!

WAIT WHAT KIND OF ROOM ISN'T IN A HOUSE A MUSHROOM!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444750)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT'S GREY???

A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444794)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: lilac adventurous cruise ship digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313358)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZE!!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444806)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:19 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR IM DRESSING!!!!!! LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444845)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:20 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!!

LOL THAT ONE IS GREAT!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444875)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BARTENDER SAYS I CANT HEAR YOU WHY DONT YOU SPEAK UP AND THE PONY SAYS SORRY I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.

LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444908)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration

this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092597)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EAR!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444958)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: Wine Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445005)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445022)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: Wine Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445053)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT SOUNDS FUN TO SAY BANANANANANANAN

LIKE IN THAT NAME GAME SONG JOHN JOHN BO BAUM BANANAFANA FO FOM LOL HAHAHAH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445076)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: rose trip pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908522)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: grizzly arousing mexican

um... you mean his 5th?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872303)





Date: July 27th, 2006 11:17 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring volcanic crater church

that's what i was thinking, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6312785)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: slimy school

THIS THREAD IS AWESOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445028)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I MADE THAT ONE UP BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445038)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: slimy school

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7????

CUZ 789!!!!111!

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445049)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!

THX!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445055)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Stimulating Overrated Parlour Mood

HAhahahah

I want some of whatever you're on today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445300)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse Office Fanboi
Subject: lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469106)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FILL LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445089)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMING POOL BOB LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445111)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOORSTEP

FAIR WARNING!!!!!!

LOL AHAHAHAH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445115)





Date: January 29th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: fighting peach old irish cottage giraffe

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL

ART

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934761)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:48 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS USING A JOKEBOOK BEFORE BUT NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THEM UP LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445230)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: High-end hospital

THIS THREAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445251)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!!

DO YOU PLAY POKEMON CARDS?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445261)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!

LOL ITS LIKE THE CHICKEN JOKE BUT I CHANGED IT TO POKEMON!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445340)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: claret domesticated boltzmann indian lodge

Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," SAY "AND I'LL BE MOZART."

ARR ARR ARR! HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445301)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445311)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: claret domesticated boltzmann indian lodge

NOPE. NEVER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445334)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!!!!

GOD EVEN I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S FUNNY LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445305)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I GET IT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445326)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAH LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445335)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445408)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD IT BEFORE LOL I GUESS I SHOULDNT DO REPEETS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445464)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: dashing puce lodge reading party

the 180 joke of a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547374)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:20 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!!

LOL I SHOULDVE PAID MORE ATTENTION WHEN THEY TAUGHT THE METRICK SYSTEM!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445504)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:30 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OLDER BROTHER TAUGHT ME THAT 1!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445573)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration

damn this is also funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092646)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445636)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-PLIERS!!!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445653)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY MOM USES A MUG INSTEAD LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445657)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:47 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!! LOL LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445699)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:52 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE BECAUSE THEIR SO SHORT!!!! LOL IMADE THAT ONE UP TO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445739)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Irradiated son of senegal

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487587)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:00 PM
Author: Comical station brethren

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN I PUT MY MEAT IN IT!! LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445804)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:19 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445906)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THATS A GROSS ONE!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445995)





Date: July 30th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Transparent Garrison Faggot Firefighter

HA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452491)





Date: July 30th, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS A SALTED!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS A THINKING JOKE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451640)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092730)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE ON TOP ONE ON BOTTOM!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451662)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Vivacious dull chapel electric furnace

This thread is the worst in the history of history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451713)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse Office Fanboi
Subject: lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469114)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: motley cerise quadroon shitlib

It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress reliever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487500)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: big locale kitty cat

HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FACE?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451763)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Talking Swollen Field Background Story

WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE TO GET HARD I JUST GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! ROTFL!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451889)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold

hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092696)





Date: July 30th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic coral dog poop

ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452172)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092697)





Date: July 30th, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: Indecent potus

WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES???

A TOWEL!

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452194)





Date: July 30th, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: diverse legend menage

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

zzzzzzzzzzzziiingg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452486)





Date: July 30th, 2005 6:28 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWAYS MESS UP THE MUSHROOM ONES!!!! AHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453089)





Date: July 30th, 2005 6:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia Lascivious Public Bath

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453094)





Date: July 31st, 2005 12:33 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE BUT MY OLDER BROTHER ALWAYS SAYS IT LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3457185)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: motley cerise quadroon shitlib

There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think this is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092588)





Date: July 31st, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED!!!! LOL I THINK I DIDNT RMEMBER THAT ONE GOOD LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459265)





Date: July 31st, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVING!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459748)





Date: July 31st, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: Mildly autistic becky

And the paper read:

"Feed the nigger at 6:00."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459861)





Date: August 1st, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL

EDIT: OR YOGERT!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465094)





Date: August 1st, 2005 10:34 AM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY WE DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE SO THE ROPE GOES OUTSIDE TIES HIMSELF INTO A BOW AND MESSES UP HIS HAIR THEN WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS I TOLD WE YOU DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE AND ARENT YOU A ROPE AND THE ROPE SAYS NO IM A FRAYED KNOT. LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465234)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092715)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Irradiated son of senegal

Hot Gorilla Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487600)





Date: August 1st, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!LOLHAHAAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3468952)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse Office Fanboi

WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS

BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO KEEP THEM IN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469127)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold

I don't get this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092712)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration

Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092737)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold

I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out of their sockets and boil them for dinner.

I hate you to the core.

If I ever find out your true identity, I'll be paying you a visit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092745)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration

i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a sociopath every day--especially the day you admitted to trying to find theo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092748)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold

Theo gave away far too much information.

He's asking to be outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092750)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: dashing puce lodge reading party

this is also an awesome exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547382)





Date: April 17th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: Bearded stage

it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641006)





Date: April 17th, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed plaza

I've got even money joires was on meth at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641167)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal party of the first part

lmao at this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092743)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:56 PM
Author: contagious dark ticket booth circlehead

Great thread. I had forgotten it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092806)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Irradiated son of senegal

Best.

Thread.

Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487602)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860721)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:27 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKES U A LITTLE WHILE!!!! LOLOLHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860794)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready Soggy Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap

This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. Because it makes me happy.

What's green and leafy??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860848)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:42 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JOKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860929)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready Soggy Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap

LETTUCE!!!

BWAHAHAHAH!!!

Of course, you have to tell it right after the brown and sticky joke.

EDIT: throws 'em off EVERY TIME!!

(obv, i'm quoting from the google thread.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861123)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brown and sticky" joke is the best in the language.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860937)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:30 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!! LOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNIER AFTER YOU LEARN THE INTERNET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860819)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:32 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT IF YOUR THE CHICKEN!!!!! LOLLOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860832)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration

"THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pants. I have such a big crush on you PV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868558)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: cracking voyeur main people

Great joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869876)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE WOKE UP OILY THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!! LOLOLOL I THINK THAT ONES A DIRTY JOKE!!!! LOL DONT TELL MY MOM LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860842)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR OUTSIDE WHAT ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM YOUR-A-PEEIN LOL LOL OLOLOLOL OR YOURAPOOPIN LOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860893)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:52 PM
Author: Orange Zombie-like Theater Karate

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868820)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL I JUST STUDIED DINOSARS TOO!!!!!LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860992)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:07 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE BARTENDER GIVES IT TO HER. LOL I SHOULD ASK MY BROTHER ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE HES TAKING FRENCH CLASS LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861153)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration

this one is actually on par with "whats brown and sticky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868574)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Sepia Marvelous Boiling Water Nowag

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868710)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT AND THE SEAL SAYS ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB. LOLLOL CANADA SUCKS LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861196)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal party of the first part

Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861215)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:26 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861308)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:27 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal party of the first part

like cookies and love?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861315)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT SMELL LIKE OLD LADY SMELL LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861341)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: cracking voyeur main people

LOLZZZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869850)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HIS BUTT AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE SOME CREAM FOR THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL GROSS!!!!!!!HAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861251)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: cracking voyeur main people

ROFLLEZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869861)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING LOLOLOL I TRIED TO MAKE ONE UP BUT I DONT THINK ITS REALLY A JOKE LOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861526)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, FROZEN DINNERS, BACON, AND ORANGE JUICE THE CASHIER LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS YOU MUST BE SINGLE AND SHE SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW AND THE CASHIER SAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861646)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful Water Buffalo

I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861702)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE SHE HAS THE RUNS!!!!! LOL IM JUST KIDDING I MADE IT UP JUST NOW HAHAHALOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861856)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: cracking voyeur main people

Awesome. Are you making these up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869893)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861956)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW IT UP THERES THESE TWO GUYS ON A PLAYGROUND AND IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THEM IS JESUS. LOL I SCREWED IT UP!!! LOLOLHAHAAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862030)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: cracking voyeur main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869899)





Date: January 20th, 2006 12:00 AM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT!!! LOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862490)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:57 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AND SAYS HEY THIS BILL IS 3TIMES TO MUCH AND HE SAYS THATS BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT YOU SCARED AWAY TWO OTHER CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOHAHAHAHHHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868387)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: light business firm travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868403)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WHY DONT YOU FORGET HOW TO RIDE A BIKE AND THE ANSWER IS YOUR AN ELEPHANT BUT I CANT GET IT TO MAKE SENSE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868471)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WERENT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!! I DONT GET IT BUT I LIKE HOT DOG JOKES LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868407)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Hall Cuckold

Hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869828)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: Infuriating maize address
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEGRO AND A SPEED BUMP?!?!?!??!!

YOU SLOW DOWN FOR THE SPEED BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868535)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

:( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868557)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: Infuriating maize address
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU GET A BLACK KID TO STOP JUMPING ON THE BED?!?!?!?!

PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HOW DO YOU GET THE BLACK KID DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?

TELL THE MEXICAN KID ITS A PINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868566)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Haunting piazza community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889590)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:25 PM
Author: Infuriating maize address
Subject: no more jokes?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868617)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Underhanded fantasy-prone temple

SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFFIN SAYS "HEY MAN, IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE." AND THE OTHER MUFFIN SAYS "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868657)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:38 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO ITS STUPID LOL NICE TRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868715)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE TO MAKE GOOD JOKES LIKE ME I PRACTICE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE JOKE BOOKS WHEN I GROW UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868798)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:53 PM
Author: Underhanded fantasy-prone temple

it's my favortie joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868834)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:09 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECAUE I PRACTICE EVERYDAY AND I USED TO WRITE DOWN TWO JOKES EVERYDAY AND TELL THEM TO MY TEACHER AND THEN SHE SAID I SHOULD JUST TELL THEM TO MY MOM OR AT LEAST WRITE THEM DOWN INTO A BOOK SO I DONT SAY THEM ALL THE TIME AND THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR WRITING JOKE BOOKS LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869026)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Henna cocky private investor

SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXED UP THE PORTIONS FOR SALT AND SUGAR YOU SILLY GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE AW DAD AND THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER. LOL. I DONT GET IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868810)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869036)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Henna cocky private investor

LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869890)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:46 PM
Author: cracking voyeur main people

ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT TASTY EITHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869930)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO MUCH LOLOLOL THATS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BLINDPERSON DOGS LOLHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869436)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!!! LOL I DID TOO LOLOHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869590)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT EAR AND HIS RIGHT EAR AND HIS WILD FRONT EAR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHLOL AND A RACCON TAIL TOO!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4870984)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND A LOLLYPOP IN THE OTHER EAR AND A TWIZZLERS IN HIS NOSE AND HE TOLD THE DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID YES YOU DO YOU HAVE A BAD DIET!!!!!!!!!!! LOLAHAHAHAHA I LIKE CANDY LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872298)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN SAYS CHOOO CHOOO AND THE TEACHER SAYS SPIT OUT YOURE GUM!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872361)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4873961)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAKE A WISH REALLY HARD TONIGHT IT WILL COME TRUE IN THE MORNING SO THE BOY MAKES A WISH AND IN THE MORNING HE CRIES AND SAYS MOM IT DIDNT COME TRUE IM STILL BLIND AND THE MOM SAYS I KNOW APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA THE TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME $5 ONCE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875403)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: cracking voyeur main people

Dammit, Mom!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879233)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAYS WHATS THE WORSE NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE CANCER AND THE MAN OH NO WHATS THE BAD NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE ALLZHIMERS AND THE MAN SAYS OH NO BUT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CANCER!!!!! LOL WHAT IS ALLZHIMERS HAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875412)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Offensive spruce senate

Stop it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875419)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD HAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4878979)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: opaque provocative orchestra pit

bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908573)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHALLOLOLHAHAHA THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879194)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH THIS ONE IS MORE FUNNY WHEN YOU DONT SAY IT LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889099)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 11:24 AM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4891149)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US SOMETHING SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4907366)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: opaque provocative orchestra pit

A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT SARAN WRAP. THE DOCTOR TAKES ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAYS, "I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908642)





Date: January 25th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY SEE HES CRAZY HAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909501)





Date: January 25th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SILENT P!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909585)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:49 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! LOL WHAT I DONT GET IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915646)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Aggressive khaki organic girlfriend multi-billionaire

20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief problem with this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915665)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915673)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS JOKE BOOK IM USING IS BROKEN BECAUSE THESE DONT MAKE SENSE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915697)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:56 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!! LOLHAHAHAH BECAUSE THEY LOOK DUMB LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915709)





Date: January 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4923745)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:42 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS TALLER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934597)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: light business firm travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934624)





Date: January 30th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: lake trailer park
Subject: Allah Made Me Sexy

You dirty boys

you dirty men

calling this burka

a bitchin' hen

Ain't nothing like

covering myself up

and feeling the warmth

of a burka burka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4947996)





Date: January 30th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LOL BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF A JOKE WHY DOES SNOOPP DOG LIKE TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BECAUSE HES A RAPPER!!!!!!!!!!LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4948016)





Date: February 9th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: spectacular scarlet dysfunction

This thread never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5037634)





Date: May 3rd, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: orchid point halford

this thread is so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5709724)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Electric base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547761)





Date: February 5th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: Odious sapphire center dingle berry

A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE AND SHE PUSHES WITH HER FINGER ON HER ELBOW, HER KNEE, HER HEAD, AND HER LEG AND SAYS IT HURTS HERE HERE HERE AND HERE AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAAHHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5004371)





Date: March 9th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: salmon heady pistol hunting ground

Never fucking forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5290520)





Date: April 28th, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration

I miss pedicabo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5672299)





Date: May 16th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Passionate Casino

What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my fucking tractor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795612)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful Water Buffalo

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?

Rolaids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795647)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:22 PM
Author: Glittery Sound Barrier Box Office

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795739)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Thriller site

whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the road? NACHO MAMA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795758)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: Titillating Aqua Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095349)





Date: June 28th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: Passionate Casino

This thread makes me happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095910)





Date: July 24th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Arrogant white knife doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6291756)





Date: July 25th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Arrogant white knife doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6298252)





Date: July 27th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: Shivering nudist hissy fit stead

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MACHINE HE MADE A SPECTACLE OF HIMSELF LOLLLLLLLLLL GET IT LIKE IT TURNED HIM INTO GLASSES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313084)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:26 PM
Author: fighting peach old irish cottage giraffe

What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino

(hell if I know).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313336)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:58 PM
Author: laughsome blue forum macaca

This is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313600)





Date: July 27th, 2006 1:33 PM
Author: hairless sandwich

hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is really sick. doctors say he has the bird flu. apparently he got it from a cardinal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313927)





Date: July 27th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Shivering nudist hissy fit stead

apparently he got it from touching a little boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6314002)





Date: July 27th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: Arrogant white knife doctorate

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE SAID TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!! LOLOLOLOL LOLZ! THE CRIMINALS HAD FLOPPY BONERS THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6318069)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flatulent property internal respiration

A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says "Sorry but we dont serve food." LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375482)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:55 AM
Author: Pungent resort

the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because the guy they want is married. to test his loyalty, they bring him in for an interview and ask him to bring his wife. they pull him into the office and hand him a gun and say "if you want this job, prove your loyalty and go shoot your wife in the head." he nods, takes the gun, and leaves. outside they here a terrible commotion. when he returns they ask what happened and he says "somebody filled the fucking gun with blanks so i had to beat the bitch to death with a chair."

this is the greatest joke of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375547)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:56 AM
Author: Pungent resort

sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but i had to share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375555)





Date: August 4th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: Shivering nudist hissy fit stead

I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375870)





Date: August 4th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Pungent resort

<bow>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375946)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: dashing puce lodge reading party

ahahahhahahhahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547417)





Date: May 28th, 2008 7:38 AM
Author: Dun whorehouse

Only funny joke here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835595)





Date: September 9th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: sooty sex offender

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6586707)





Date: October 8th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Galvanic cuck national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6751093)





Date: October 9th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Naked school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6754678)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:08 PM
Author: beta soul-stirring nursing home

This needed a bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6914331)





Date: November 4th, 2006 1:01 PM
Author: Ruby floppy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6919996)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:33 PM
Author: effete hilarious gas station azn

I feel more dumbener after reading thru this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364765)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy meetinghouse

MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY TOMATO GOT HIT BY A CAR. AT THE HOSPITAL, MOMMY TOMATO ASKED THE DOCTOR WILL BE SON BE OK?? YES SAID THE DOCTOR BUT HE'LL BE A VEGETABLE!!!!1!1!! HAHAHAHALOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364833)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Bearded stage

i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the lines at the end of the jokes are the best part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364892)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Medicated Razzmatazz Roommate

I needed a laugh today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547075)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:53 PM
Author: beta soul-stirring nursing home

A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX AND THE DOCTOR SAID THATS WHERE LAWYERS COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL!!

LOL!!! NO ONE LIKES LAWYERS!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547850)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: beta soul-stirring nursing home

WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS AL'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE ASPHALT BUT NOT REALLY!! I GUESS ITS NOT FUNNY IF I EXPLAIN IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547870)





Date: August 27th, 2007 8:50 PM
Author: beta soul-stirring nursing home

YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MISUNDERSTOOD THE CRAP TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!! I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8567989)





Date: August 27th, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: beta soul-stirring nursing home

WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON TELL HIS MEN BEFORE THEY CROSSED THE DELAWARE RIVER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! LOL

I NEVER KNEW DELAWARE HAD A RIVER!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8568001)





Date: November 17th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Bearded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8908029)





Date: November 21st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: yapping goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8920777)





Date: April 17th, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: Bearded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9640990)





Date: April 17th, 2008 2:07 AM
Author: slippery shaky jew

CP3 IS THE MVP!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641173)





Date: May 10th, 2008 5:39 PM
Author: anal bawdyhouse

The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time greats is a disgrace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764674)





Date: May 10th, 2008 5:45 PM
Author: racy locus

Girl: Mommy, can you get pregnant by having anal sex?

Mom: Of course you can honey, where do you think lawyers come from?

I'm Brian Fellows!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764699)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: anal bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835456)





Date: June 28th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: startling range chad



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Date: June 28th, 2008 3:04 AM
Author: anal bawdyhouse

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927061)





Date: June 28th, 2008 3:06 AM
Author: Pungent resort

BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAINGA LULZ!!!

<sound of crickets chirping>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927066)