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WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!! L...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO
Diverse duck-like community account gunner
  01/20/06
...
exhilarant cumskin library
  05/16/06
WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORN...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good...
Cordovan crackhouse
  07/29/05
WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM! WAIT WH...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHAT'S GREY??? A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
lol
Frum pale cuck
  07/27/06
WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!! LOL THAT O...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BAR...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T RE...
motley locale
  10/20/05
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EA...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
...
fiercely-loyal appetizing mad cow disease
  07/29/05
LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!!
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
...
fiercely-loyal appetizing mad cow disease
  07/29/05
LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT S...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
lol
geriatric potus theater stage
  01/25/06
um... you mean his 5th?
Orange vivacious ape
  01/21/06
that's what i was thinking, too.
cheese-eating violent people who are hurt theater
  07/27/06
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME
glittery opaque step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7???? CUZ 789!!!!111! HAHAHAHAHA
glittery opaque step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor
  07/29/05
LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
HAhahahah I want some of whatever you're on today.
Cordovan crackhouse
  07/29/05
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Misunderstood Racy Stain
  08/01/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FI...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMIN...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOOR...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL...
Tantric chapel
  01/29/06
WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACK...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
THIS THREAD.
marvelous thirsty bawdyhouse coffee pot
  07/29/05
LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!! DO YOU PLAY P...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," ...
Lilac Hall Coldplay Fan
  07/29/05
LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!!
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
NOPE. NEVER!
Lilac Hall Coldplay Fan
  07/29/05
WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCK...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
the 180 joke of a 180 thread
thriller yapping scourge upon the earth athletic conference
  08/22/07
WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!! LOL I SHOULDVE ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OL...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
damn this is also funny
motley locale
  10/20/05
WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
Awesome.
underhanded pistol
  12/07/05
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? TH...
Adulterous boyish affirmative action
  07/29/05
WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THA...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/29/05
HA!
Aromatic nighttime ceo
  07/30/05
WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE O...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/30/05
180
slimy karate
  10/20/05
HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE O...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/30/05
This thread is the worst in the history of history.
Milky bisexual stag film
  07/30/05
...
Misunderstood Racy Stain
  08/01/05
It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress rel...
Fragrant Liquid Oxygen
  12/07/05
HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FA...
rebellious white love of her life boiling water
  07/30/05
WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME A...
stubborn navy partner
  07/30/05
hahahahaha
slimy karate
  10/20/05
ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRR...
Violet Free-loading Weed Whacker
  07/30/05
ROFL
slimy karate
  10/20/05
WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES??? A TOWEL! LOL!
outnumbered razzle forum doctorate
  07/30/05
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead ...
Bespoke prole
  07/30/05
WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWA...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/30/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER ...
swashbuckling mildly autistic death wish
  07/30/05
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/31/05
There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think t...
Fragrant Liquid Oxygen
  10/20/05
WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/31/05
WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVI...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  07/31/05
And the paper read: "Feed the nigger at 6:00."
Overrated indigo school cafeteria
  07/31/05
WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL EDIT: OR YOG...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  08/01/05
A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  08/01/05
lol
slimy karate
  10/20/05
Hot Gorilla Shit.
underhanded pistol
  12/07/05
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  08/01/05
WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HA...
Misunderstood Racy Stain
  08/01/05
I don't get this one.
slimy karate
  10/20/05
Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest
motley locale
  10/20/05
I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out ...
slimy karate
  10/20/05
i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a soc...
motley locale
  10/20/05
Theo gave away far too much information. He's asking to b...
slimy karate
  10/20/05
this is also an awesome exchange
thriller yapping scourge upon the earth athletic conference
  08/22/07
it is
Mentally impaired rigor
  04/17/08
I've got even money joires was on meth at the time.
trip jade cruise ship gaming laptop
  04/17/08
lmao at this thread.
Brilliant contagious station
  10/20/05
Great thread. I had forgotten it.
chocolate center
  10/20/05
Best. Thread. Ever.
underhanded pistol
  12/07/05
WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!L...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKE...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. ...
Judgmental Silver Pozpig
  01/19/06
LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JO...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
LETTUCE!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!! Of course, you have to tell i...
Judgmental Silver Pozpig
  01/19/06
I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brow...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT I...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
"THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pant...
motley locale
  01/20/06
Great joke.
Obsidian property alpha
  01/20/06
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOU...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
I LOL'd
low-t bull headed dilemma
  01/20/06
WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
this one is actually on par with "whats brown and stick...
motley locale
  01/20/06
haha
Mustard sticky clown house
  01/20/06
A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you.
Brilliant contagious station
  01/19/06
LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
like cookies and love?
Brilliant contagious station
  01/19/06
LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT S...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
LOLZZZ!!!
Obsidian property alpha
  01/20/06
SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HI...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
ROFLLEZ!
Obsidian property alpha
  01/20/06
WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, F...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking am...
stimulating red location water buffalo
  01/19/06
THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALW...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
Awesome. Are you making these up?
Obsidian property alpha
  01/20/06
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLO...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/19/06
180
Obsidian property alpha
  01/20/06
WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AN...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
...
Talented up-to-no-good box office
  01/20/06
LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WH...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WE...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
Hahaha.
slimy karate
  01/20/06
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crimson bat shit crazy abode son of senegal
  01/20/06
:( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crimson bat shit crazy abode son of senegal
  01/20/06
...
Insane marketing idea
  01/23/06
...
Crimson bat shit crazy abode son of senegal
  01/20/06
SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFF...
Salmon electric turdskin black woman
  01/20/06
UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO IT...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
it's my favortie joke.
Salmon electric turdskin black woman
  01/20/06
I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECA...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXE...
bonkers bright ticket booth useless brakes
  01/20/06
LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW!
bonkers bright ticket booth useless brakes
  01/20/06
ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT T...
Obsidian property alpha
  01/20/06
WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT E...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/20/06
A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/21/06
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN S...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/21/06
WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAH...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/21/06
A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAK...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/21/06
Dammit, Mom!
Obsidian property alpha
  01/21/06
A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAY...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/21/06
Stop it.
dashing skinny woman public bath
  01/21/06
WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/21/06
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
narrow-minded space
  01/25/06
WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHA...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/21/06
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/23/06
A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/23/06
WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/25/06
A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT...
narrow-minded space
  01/25/06
LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/25/06
WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SI...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/25/06
TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/26/06
20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief prob...
light heady sweet tailpipe
  01/26/06
LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/26/06
CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS ...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/26/06
WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/26/06
WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/27/06
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS T...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/28/06
...
Talented up-to-no-good box office
  01/28/06
Allah Made Me Sexy
Glassy stirring trailer park toaster
  01/30/06
LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LO...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  01/30/06
This thread never gets old.
Chartreuse dysfunction nowag
  02/09/06
this thread is so great
awkward rehab trust fund
  05/03/06
lol
Laughsome hairy legs hominid
  08/22/07
A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE...
Vigorous crawly faggotry
  02/05/06
Never fucking forget.
razzle-dazzle ruby lay
  03/09/06
I miss pedicabo
motley locale
  04/28/06
What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my ...
Shivering Piazza Kitty
  05/16/06
What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair? Rolaids!
stimulating red location water buffalo
  05/16/06
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher ...
plum really tough guy
  05/16/06
whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the ...
exhilarant cumskin library
  05/16/06
...
pink provocative sex offender
  06/28/06
This thread makes me happy.
Shivering Piazza Kitty
  06/28/06
...
bipolar rough-skinned area azn
  07/24/06
...
bipolar rough-skinned area azn
  07/25/06
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MAC...
Gold striped hyena
  07/27/06
What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino ...
Tantric chapel
  07/27/06
This is funny.
nubile garrison
  07/27/06
hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is...
ungodly school new version
  07/27/06
apparently he got it from touching a little boy
Gold striped hyena
  07/27/06
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE...
bipolar rough-skinned area azn
  07/27/06
A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter...
motley locale
  08/04/06
the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because ...
Swollen submissive home patrolman
  08/04/06
sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but...
Swollen submissive home patrolman
  08/04/06
I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire ...
Gold striped hyena
  08/04/06
<bow>
Swollen submissive home patrolman
  08/04/06
ahahahhahahhahahah
thriller yapping scourge upon the earth athletic conference
  08/22/07
Only funny joke here.
Sickened apoplectic national
  05/28/08
bump
Amethyst Bat-shit-crazy Old Irish Cottage Milk
  09/09/06
...
Amber senate
  10/08/06
...
flushed histrionic faggot firefighter
  10/09/06
This needed a bump
flirting therapy lettuce
  11/03/06
...
Costumed Charcoal Quadroon Keepsake Machete
  11/04/06
I feel more dumbener after reading thru this post.
Iridescent pisswyrm state
  01/06/07
MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY ...
Soul-stirring high-end principal's office filthpig
  01/06/07
i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the li...
Mentally impaired rigor
  01/06/07
I needed a laugh today.
Cracking clear electric furnace plaza
  08/22/07
A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL S...
flirting therapy lettuce
  08/22/07
WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS ...
flirting therapy lettuce
  08/22/07
YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MIS...
flirting therapy lettuce
  08/27/07
WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON TELL HIS MEN BEFORE THEY CROSSED ...
flirting therapy lettuce
  08/27/07
...
Mentally impaired rigor
  11/17/07
...
Medicated primrose office regret
  11/21/07
...
Mentally impaired rigor
  04/17/08
CP3 IS THE MVP!!!
buff internal respiration philosopher-king
  04/17/08
The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time...
passionate resort juggernaut
  05/10/08
Girl: Mommy, can you get pregnant by having anal sex? Mo...
sooty demanding halford
  05/10/08
...
passionate resort juggernaut
  05/28/08
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Self-centered dragon personal credit line
  06/28/08
180 bump
passionate resort juggernaut
  06/28/08
BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAINGA LULZ!!! <sou...
Swollen submissive home patrolman
  06/28/08


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Date: July 29th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!!

LOL HAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444411)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:30 PM
Author: Diverse duck-like community account gunner

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868644)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:06 PM
Author: exhilarant cumskin library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795657)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:10 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444729)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:11 PM
Author: Cordovan crackhouse

haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good one to tell a chick while both of you are plastered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444740)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM!

WAIT WHAT KIND OF ROOM ISN'T IN A HOUSE A MUSHROOM!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444750)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT'S GREY???

A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444794)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Frum pale cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313358)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZE!!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444806)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:19 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR IM DRESSING!!!!!! LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444845)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:20 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!!

LOL THAT ONE IS GREAT!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444875)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BARTENDER SAYS I CANT HEAR YOU WHY DONT YOU SPEAK UP AND THE PONY SAYS SORRY I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.

LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444908)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: motley locale

this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092597)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EAR!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444958)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal appetizing mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445005)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445022)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal appetizing mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445053)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT SOUNDS FUN TO SAY BANANANANANANAN

LIKE IN THAT NAME GAME SONG JOHN JOHN BO BAUM BANANAFANA FO FOM LOL HAHAHAH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445076)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: geriatric potus theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908522)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: Orange vivacious ape

um... you mean his 5th?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872303)





Date: July 27th, 2006 11:17 AM
Author: cheese-eating violent people who are hurt theater

that's what i was thinking, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6312785)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: glittery opaque step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor

THIS THREAD IS AWESOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445028)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I MADE THAT ONE UP BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445038)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: glittery opaque step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7????

CUZ 789!!!!111!

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445049)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!

THX!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445055)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Cordovan crackhouse

HAhahahah

I want some of whatever you're on today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445300)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood Racy Stain
Subject: lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469106)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FILL LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445089)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMING POOL BOB LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445111)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOORSTEP

FAIR WARNING!!!!!!

LOL AHAHAHAH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445115)





Date: January 29th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: Tantric chapel

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL

ART

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934761)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:48 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS USING A JOKEBOOK BEFORE BUT NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THEM UP LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445230)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty bawdyhouse coffee pot

THIS THREAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445251)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!!

DO YOU PLAY POKEMON CARDS?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445261)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!

LOL ITS LIKE THE CHICKEN JOKE BUT I CHANGED IT TO POKEMON!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445340)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Lilac Hall Coldplay Fan

Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," SAY "AND I'LL BE MOZART."

ARR ARR ARR! HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445301)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445311)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Lilac Hall Coldplay Fan

NOPE. NEVER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445334)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!!!!

GOD EVEN I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S FUNNY LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445305)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I GET IT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445326)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAH LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445335)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445408)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD IT BEFORE LOL I GUESS I SHOULDNT DO REPEETS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445464)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: thriller yapping scourge upon the earth athletic conference

the 180 joke of a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547374)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:20 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!!

LOL I SHOULDVE PAID MORE ATTENTION WHEN THEY TAUGHT THE METRICK SYSTEM!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445504)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:30 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OLDER BROTHER TAUGHT ME THAT 1!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445573)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: motley locale

damn this is also funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092646)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445636)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-PLIERS!!!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445653)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY MOM USES A MUG INSTEAD LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445657)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:47 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!! LOL LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445699)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:52 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE BECAUSE THEIR SO SHORT!!!! LOL IMADE THAT ONE UP TO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445739)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: underhanded pistol

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487587)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:00 PM
Author: Adulterous boyish affirmative action

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN I PUT MY MEAT IN IT!! LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445804)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:19 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445906)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THATS A GROSS ONE!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445995)





Date: July 30th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Aromatic nighttime ceo

HA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452491)





Date: July 30th, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS A SALTED!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS A THINKING JOKE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451640)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: slimy karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092730)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE ON TOP ONE ON BOTTOM!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451662)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Milky bisexual stag film

This thread is the worst in the history of history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451713)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood Racy Stain
Subject: lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469114)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Liquid Oxygen

It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress reliever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487500)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: rebellious white love of her life boiling water

HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FACE?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451763)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: stubborn navy partner

WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE TO GET HARD I JUST GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! ROTFL!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451889)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: slimy karate

hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092696)





Date: July 30th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Violet Free-loading Weed Whacker

ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452172)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: slimy karate

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092697)





Date: July 30th, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: outnumbered razzle forum doctorate

WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES???

A TOWEL!

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452194)





Date: July 30th, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: Bespoke prole

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

zzzzzzzzzzzziiingg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452486)





Date: July 30th, 2005 6:28 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWAYS MESS UP THE MUSHROOM ONES!!!! AHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453089)





Date: July 30th, 2005 6:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling mildly autistic death wish

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453094)





Date: July 31st, 2005 12:33 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE BUT MY OLDER BROTHER ALWAYS SAYS IT LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3457185)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Fragrant Liquid Oxygen

There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think this is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092588)





Date: July 31st, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED!!!! LOL I THINK I DIDNT RMEMBER THAT ONE GOOD LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459265)





Date: July 31st, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVING!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459748)





Date: July 31st, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: Overrated indigo school cafeteria

And the paper read:

"Feed the nigger at 6:00."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459861)





Date: August 1st, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL

EDIT: OR YOGERT!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465094)





Date: August 1st, 2005 10:34 AM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY WE DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE SO THE ROPE GOES OUTSIDE TIES HIMSELF INTO A BOW AND MESSES UP HIS HAIR THEN WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS I TOLD WE YOU DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE AND ARENT YOU A ROPE AND THE ROPE SAYS NO IM A FRAYED KNOT. LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465234)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: slimy karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092715)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: underhanded pistol

Hot Gorilla Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487600)





Date: August 1st, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!LOLHAHAAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3468952)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Misunderstood Racy Stain

WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS

BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO KEEP THEM IN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469127)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: slimy karate

I don't get this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092712)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: motley locale

Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092737)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: slimy karate

I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out of their sockets and boil them for dinner.

I hate you to the core.

If I ever find out your true identity, I'll be paying you a visit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092745)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:40 PM
Author: motley locale

i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a sociopath every day--especially the day you admitted to trying to find theo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092748)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: slimy karate

Theo gave away far too much information.

He's asking to be outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092750)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: thriller yapping scourge upon the earth athletic conference

this is also an awesome exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547382)





Date: April 17th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: Mentally impaired rigor

it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641006)





Date: April 17th, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: trip jade cruise ship gaming laptop

I've got even money joires was on meth at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641167)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Brilliant contagious station

lmao at this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092743)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:56 PM
Author: chocolate center

Great thread. I had forgotten it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092806)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: underhanded pistol

Best.

Thread.

Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487602)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860721)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:27 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKES U A LITTLE WHILE!!!! LOLOLHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860794)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:34 PM
Author: Judgmental Silver Pozpig

This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. Because it makes me happy.

What's green and leafy??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860848)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:42 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JOKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860929)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:04 PM
Author: Judgmental Silver Pozpig

LETTUCE!!!

BWAHAHAHAH!!!

Of course, you have to tell it right after the brown and sticky joke.

EDIT: throws 'em off EVERY TIME!!

(obv, i'm quoting from the google thread.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861123)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brown and sticky" joke is the best in the language.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860937)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:30 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!! LOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNIER AFTER YOU LEARN THE INTERNET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860819)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:32 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT IF YOUR THE CHICKEN!!!!! LOLLOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860832)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: motley locale

"THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pants. I have such a big crush on you PV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868558)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: Obsidian property alpha

Great joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869876)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE WOKE UP OILY THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!! LOLOLOL I THINK THAT ONES A DIRTY JOKE!!!! LOL DONT TELL MY MOM LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860842)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR OUTSIDE WHAT ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM YOUR-A-PEEIN LOL LOL OLOLOLOL OR YOURAPOOPIN LOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860893)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:52 PM
Author: low-t bull headed dilemma

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868820)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL I JUST STUDIED DINOSARS TOO!!!!!LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860992)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:07 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE BARTENDER GIVES IT TO HER. LOL I SHOULD ASK MY BROTHER ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE HES TAKING FRENCH CLASS LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861153)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: motley locale

this one is actually on par with "whats brown and sticky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868574)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Mustard sticky clown house

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868710)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT AND THE SEAL SAYS ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB. LOLLOL CANADA SUCKS LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861196)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Brilliant contagious station

Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861215)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:26 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861308)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:27 PM
Author: Brilliant contagious station

like cookies and love?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861315)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT SMELL LIKE OLD LADY SMELL LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861341)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: Obsidian property alpha

LOLZZZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869850)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HIS BUTT AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE SOME CREAM FOR THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL GROSS!!!!!!!HAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861251)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: Obsidian property alpha

ROFLLEZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869861)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING LOLOLOL I TRIED TO MAKE ONE UP BUT I DONT THINK ITS REALLY A JOKE LOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861526)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, FROZEN DINNERS, BACON, AND ORANGE JUICE THE CASHIER LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS YOU MUST BE SINGLE AND SHE SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW AND THE CASHIER SAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861646)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: stimulating red location water buffalo

I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861702)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE SHE HAS THE RUNS!!!!! LOL IM JUST KIDDING I MADE IT UP JUST NOW HAHAHALOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861856)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Obsidian property alpha

Awesome. Are you making these up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869893)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861956)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW IT UP THERES THESE TWO GUYS ON A PLAYGROUND AND IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THEM IS JESUS. LOL I SCREWED IT UP!!! LOLOLHAHAAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862030)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Obsidian property alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869899)





Date: January 20th, 2006 12:00 AM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT!!! LOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862490)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:57 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AND SAYS HEY THIS BILL IS 3TIMES TO MUCH AND HE SAYS THATS BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT YOU SCARED AWAY TWO OTHER CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOHAHAHAHHHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868387)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868403)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WHY DONT YOU FORGET HOW TO RIDE A BIKE AND THE ANSWER IS YOUR AN ELEPHANT BUT I CANT GET IT TO MAKE SENSE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868471)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WERENT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!! I DONT GET IT BUT I LIKE HOT DOG JOKES LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868407)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: slimy karate

Hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869828)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: Crimson bat shit crazy abode son of senegal
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEGRO AND A SPEED BUMP?!?!?!??!!

YOU SLOW DOWN FOR THE SPEED BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868535)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

:( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868557)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: Crimson bat shit crazy abode son of senegal
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU GET A BLACK KID TO STOP JUMPING ON THE BED?!?!?!?!

PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HOW DO YOU GET THE BLACK KID DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?

TELL THE MEXICAN KID ITS A PINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868566)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Insane marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889590)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:25 PM
Author: Crimson bat shit crazy abode son of senegal
Subject: no more jokes?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868617)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Salmon electric turdskin black woman

SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFFIN SAYS "HEY MAN, IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE." AND THE OTHER MUFFIN SAYS "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868657)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:38 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO ITS STUPID LOL NICE TRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868715)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE TO MAKE GOOD JOKES LIKE ME I PRACTICE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE JOKE BOOKS WHEN I GROW UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868798)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:53 PM
Author: Salmon electric turdskin black woman

it's my favortie joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868834)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:09 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECAUE I PRACTICE EVERYDAY AND I USED TO WRITE DOWN TWO JOKES EVERYDAY AND TELL THEM TO MY TEACHER AND THEN SHE SAID I SHOULD JUST TELL THEM TO MY MOM OR AT LEAST WRITE THEM DOWN INTO A BOOK SO I DONT SAY THEM ALL THE TIME AND THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR WRITING JOKE BOOKS LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869026)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: bonkers bright ticket booth useless brakes

SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXED UP THE PORTIONS FOR SALT AND SUGAR YOU SILLY GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE AW DAD AND THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER. LOL. I DONT GET IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868810)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869036)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: bonkers bright ticket booth useless brakes

LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869890)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:46 PM
Author: Obsidian property alpha

ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT TASTY EITHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869930)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO MUCH LOLOLOL THATS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BLINDPERSON DOGS LOLHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869436)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!!! LOL I DID TOO LOLOHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869590)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT EAR AND HIS RIGHT EAR AND HIS WILD FRONT EAR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHLOL AND A RACCON TAIL TOO!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4870984)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND A LOLLYPOP IN THE OTHER EAR AND A TWIZZLERS IN HIS NOSE AND HE TOLD THE DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID YES YOU DO YOU HAVE A BAD DIET!!!!!!!!!!! LOLAHAHAHAHA I LIKE CANDY LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872298)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN SAYS CHOOO CHOOO AND THE TEACHER SAYS SPIT OUT YOURE GUM!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872361)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4873961)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAKE A WISH REALLY HARD TONIGHT IT WILL COME TRUE IN THE MORNING SO THE BOY MAKES A WISH AND IN THE MORNING HE CRIES AND SAYS MOM IT DIDNT COME TRUE IM STILL BLIND AND THE MOM SAYS I KNOW APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA THE TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME $5 ONCE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875403)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Obsidian property alpha

Dammit, Mom!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879233)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAYS WHATS THE WORSE NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE CANCER AND THE MAN OH NO WHATS THE BAD NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE ALLZHIMERS AND THE MAN SAYS OH NO BUT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CANCER!!!!! LOL WHAT IS ALLZHIMERS HAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875412)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: dashing skinny woman public bath

Stop it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875419)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD HAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4878979)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded space

bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908573)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHALLOLOLHAHAHA THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879194)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH THIS ONE IS MORE FUNNY WHEN YOU DONT SAY IT LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889099)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 11:24 AM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4891149)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US SOMETHING SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4907366)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded space

A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT SARAN WRAP. THE DOCTOR TAKES ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAYS, "I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908642)





Date: January 25th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY SEE HES CRAZY HAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909501)





Date: January 25th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SILENT P!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909585)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:49 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! LOL WHAT I DONT GET IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915646)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: light heady sweet tailpipe

20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief problem with this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915665)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915673)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS JOKE BOOK IM USING IS BROKEN BECAUSE THESE DONT MAKE SENSE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915697)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:56 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!! LOLHAHAHAH BECAUSE THEY LOOK DUMB LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915709)





Date: January 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4923745)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:42 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS TALLER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934597)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934624)





Date: January 30th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Glassy stirring trailer park toaster
Subject: Allah Made Me Sexy

You dirty boys

you dirty men

calling this burka

a bitchin' hen

Ain't nothing like

covering myself up

and feeling the warmth

of a burka burka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4947996)





Date: January 30th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LOL BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF A JOKE WHY DOES SNOOPP DOG LIKE TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BECAUSE HES A RAPPER!!!!!!!!!!LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4948016)





Date: February 9th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse dysfunction nowag

This thread never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5037634)





Date: May 3rd, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: awkward rehab trust fund

this thread is so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5709724)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Laughsome hairy legs hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547761)





Date: February 5th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly faggotry

A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE AND SHE PUSHES WITH HER FINGER ON HER ELBOW, HER KNEE, HER HEAD, AND HER LEG AND SAYS IT HURTS HERE HERE HERE AND HERE AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAAHHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5004371)





Date: March 9th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby lay

Never fucking forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5290520)





Date: April 28th, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: motley locale

I miss pedicabo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5672299)





Date: May 16th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Shivering Piazza Kitty

What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my fucking tractor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795612)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: stimulating red location water buffalo

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?

Rolaids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795647)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:22 PM
Author: plum really tough guy

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795739)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: exhilarant cumskin library

whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the road? NACHO MAMA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795758)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: pink provocative sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095349)





Date: June 28th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: Shivering Piazza Kitty

This thread makes me happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095910)





Date: July 24th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: bipolar rough-skinned area azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6291756)





Date: July 25th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: bipolar rough-skinned area azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6298252)





Date: July 27th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: Gold striped hyena

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MACHINE HE MADE A SPECTACLE OF HIMSELF LOLLLLLLLLLL GET IT LIKE IT TURNED HIM INTO GLASSES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313084)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:26 PM
Author: Tantric chapel

What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino

(hell if I know).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313336)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:58 PM
Author: nubile garrison

This is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313600)





Date: July 27th, 2006 1:33 PM
Author: ungodly school new version

hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is really sick. doctors say he has the bird flu. apparently he got it from a cardinal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313927)





Date: July 27th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Gold striped hyena

apparently he got it from touching a little boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6314002)





Date: July 27th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: bipolar rough-skinned area azn

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE SAID TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!! LOLOLOLOL LOLZ! THE CRIMINALS HAD FLOPPY BONERS THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6318069)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: motley locale

A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says "Sorry but we dont serve food." LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375482)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:55 AM
Author: Swollen submissive home patrolman

the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because the guy they want is married. to test his loyalty, they bring him in for an interview and ask him to bring his wife. they pull him into the office and hand him a gun and say "if you want this job, prove your loyalty and go shoot your wife in the head." he nods, takes the gun, and leaves. outside they here a terrible commotion. when he returns they ask what happened and he says "somebody filled the fucking gun with blanks so i had to beat the bitch to death with a chair."

this is the greatest joke of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375547)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:56 AM
Author: Swollen submissive home patrolman

sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but i had to share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375555)





Date: August 4th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: Gold striped hyena

I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375870)





Date: August 4th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Swollen submissive home patrolman

<bow>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375946)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: thriller yapping scourge upon the earth athletic conference

ahahahhahahhahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547417)





Date: May 28th, 2008 7:38 AM
Author: Sickened apoplectic national

Only funny joke here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835595)





Date: September 9th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Bat-shit-crazy Old Irish Cottage Milk

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6586707)





Date: October 8th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Amber senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6751093)





Date: October 9th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: flushed histrionic faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6754678)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:08 PM
Author: flirting therapy lettuce

This needed a bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6914331)





Date: November 4th, 2006 1:01 PM
Author: Costumed Charcoal Quadroon Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6919996)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:33 PM
Author: Iridescent pisswyrm state

I feel more dumbener after reading thru this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364765)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring high-end principal's office filthpig

MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY TOMATO GOT HIT BY A CAR. AT THE HOSPITAL, MOMMY TOMATO ASKED THE DOCTOR WILL BE SON BE OK?? YES SAID THE DOCTOR BUT HE'LL BE A VEGETABLE!!!!1!1!! HAHAHAHALOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364833)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Mentally impaired rigor

i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the lines at the end of the jokes are the best part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364892)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Cracking clear electric furnace plaza

I needed a laugh today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547075)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:53 PM
Author: flirting therapy lettuce

A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX AND THE DOCTOR SAID THATS WHERE LAWYERS COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL!!

LOL!!! NO ONE LIKES LAWYERS!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547850)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: flirting therapy lettuce

WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS AL'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE ASPHALT BUT NOT REALLY!! I GUESS ITS NOT FUNNY IF I EXPLAIN IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547870)





Date: August 27th, 2007 8:50 PM
Author: flirting therapy lettuce

YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MISUNDERSTOOD THE CRAP TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!! I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8567989)





Date: August 27th, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: flirting therapy lettuce

WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON TELL HIS MEN BEFORE THEY CROSSED THE DELAWARE RIVER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! LOL

I NEVER KNEW DELAWARE HAD A RIVER!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8568001)





Date: November 17th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8908029)





Date: November 21st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: Medicated primrose office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8920777)





Date: April 17th, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: Mentally impaired rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9640990)





Date: April 17th, 2008 2:07 AM
Author: buff internal respiration philosopher-king

CP3 IS THE MVP!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641173)





Date: May 10th, 2008 5:39 PM
Author: passionate resort juggernaut

The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time greats is a disgrace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764674)





Date: May 10th, 2008 5:45 PM
Author: sooty demanding halford

Girl: Mommy, can you get pregnant by having anal sex?

Mom: Of course you can honey, where do you think lawyers come from?

I'm Brian Fellows!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764699)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: passionate resort juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835456)





Date: June 28th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Self-centered dragon personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927029)





Date: June 28th, 2008 3:04 AM
Author: passionate resort juggernaut

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927061)





Date: June 28th, 2008 3:06 AM
Author: Swollen submissive home patrolman

BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAINGA LULZ!!!

<sound of crickets chirping>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927066)