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Date: July 29th, 2005 4:44 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAH |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:30 PM Author: sadistic nursing home WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:06 PM Author: Duck-like senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795657) |
Date: July 29th, 2005 5:10 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:11 PM Author: Lilac self-absorbed queen of the night preventive strike haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good one to tell a chick while both of you are plastered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444740) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:12 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM!
WAIT WHAT KIND OF ROOM ISN'T IN A HOUSE A MUSHROOM!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT'S GREY??? A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:29 PM Author: razzle-dazzle territorial pit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313358) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZE!!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:19 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR IM DRESSING!!!!!! LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444845) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:20 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS GREAT!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:23 PM Author: exhilarant stage A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BARTENDER SAYS I CANT HEAR YOU WHY DONT YOU SPEAK UP AND THE PONY SAYS SORRY I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.
LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!! |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:06 PM Author: Marvelous parlour this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092597) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:27 PM Author: exhilarant stage HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EAR!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:32 PM Author: violent rose institution place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445005) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445022) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: violent rose institution place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445053) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:37 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT SOUNDS FUN TO SAY BANANANANANANAN
LIKE IN THAT NAME GAME SONG JOHN JOHN BO BAUM BANANAFANA FO FOM LOL HAHAHAH!!!! |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: Supple really tough guy stead lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908522) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone home um... you mean his 5th? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872303) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 11:17 AM Author: costumed becky church building that's what i was thinking, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6312785) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: Laughsome messiness degenerate THIS THREAD IS AWESOME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445028) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I MADE THAT ONE UP BY MYSELF!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445038) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: Laughsome messiness degenerate WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7????
CUZ 789!!!!111!
HAHAHAHAHA |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! THX!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:55 PM Author: Lilac self-absorbed queen of the night preventive strike HAhahahah
I want some of whatever you're on today. |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:13 PM Author: insane impertinent sanctuary Subject: lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469106) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FILL LOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445089) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMING POOL BOB LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445111) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOORSTEP
FAIR WARNING!!!!!! LOL AHAHAHAH
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Date: January 29th, 2006 12:06 AM Author: hyperactive jet-lagged toaster area WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL
ART |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:48 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS USING A JOKEBOOK BEFORE BUT NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THEM UP LOL!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: electric corn cake plaza THIS THREAD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445251) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!!
DO YOU PLAY POKEMON CARDS?!?!? |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: exhilarant stage HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!
LOL ITS LIKE THE CHICKEN JOKE BUT I CHANGED IT TO POKEMON!!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: racy navy space striped hyena Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," SAY "AND I'LL BE MOZART."
ARR ARR ARR! HAHA! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445311) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: racy navy space striped hyena NOPE. NEVER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445334) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!!!!
GOD EVEN I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S FUNNY LOL!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I GET IT!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445326) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAH LOL
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445408) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD IT BEFORE LOL I GUESS I SHOULDNT DO REPEETS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445464) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:16 PM Author: abnormal outnumbered theatre nowag the 180 joke of a 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547374) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:20 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!! LOL I SHOULDVE PAID MORE ATTENTION WHEN THEY TAUGHT THE METRICK SYSTEM!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:30 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OLDER BROTHER TAUGHT ME THAT 1!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445573) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:14 PM Author: Marvelous parlour damn this is also funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092646) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:38 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445636) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM Author: exhilarant stage CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-PLIERS!!!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445653) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY MOM USES A MUG INSTEAD LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445657) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:47 PM Author: exhilarant stage MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!! LOL LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445699) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:52 PM Author: exhilarant stage HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE BECAUSE THEIR SO SHORT!!!! LOL IMADE THAT ONE UP TO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445739) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:15 PM Author: Idiotic boistinker chapel Awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487587) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:00 PM Author: beady-eyed spruce old irish cottage WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN I PUT MY MEAT IN IT!! LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445804) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:19 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445906) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:31 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THATS A GROSS ONE!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445995) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: disrespectful vivacious principal's office stain HA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452491) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 12:57 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS A SALTED!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS A THINKING JOKE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451640) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: Odious tripping hospital 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092730) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: exhilarant stage HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE ON TOP ONE ON BOTTOM!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451662) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: Mind-boggling weed whacker temple This thread is the worst in the history of history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451713) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:14 PM Author: insane impertinent sanctuary Subject: lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469114) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:05 PM Author: aromatic rehab dysfunction It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress reliever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487500) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: indigo galvanic juggernaut corner HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FACE?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451763) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: naked obsidian orchestra pit macaca WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE TO GET HARD I JUST GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! ROTFL!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451889) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM Author: Odious tripping hospital hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092696) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 2:41 PM Author: charismatic parlor ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452172) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM Author: Odious tripping hospital ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092697) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 2:44 PM Author: spectacular khaki therapy resort WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES???
A TOWEL!
LOL! |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 4:11 PM Author: Flickering brass tanning salon What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
zzzzzzzzzzzziiingg |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 6:28 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWAYS MESS UP THE MUSHROOM ONES!!!! AHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453089) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 6:29 PM Author: Thriller hateful cruise ship WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER LOLZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453094) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 12:33 PM Author: exhilarant stage A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE BUT MY OLDER BROTHER ALWAYS SAYS IT LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3457185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:04 PM Author: aromatic rehab dysfunction There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think this is my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092588) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 5:49 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED!!!! LOL I THINK I DIDNT RMEMBER THAT ONE GOOD LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459265) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 6:46 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVING!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459748) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 7:10 PM Author: know-it-all disgusting meetinghouse And the paper read:
"Feed the nigger at 6:00." |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 9:39 AM Author: exhilarant stage WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL
EDIT: OR YOGERT!!!! LOL |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:34 AM Author: exhilarant stage A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY WE DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE SO THE ROPE GOES OUTSIDE TIES HIMSELF INTO A BOW AND MESSES UP HIS HAIR THEN WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS I TOLD WE YOU DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE AND ARENT YOU A ROPE AND THE ROPE SAYS NO IM A FRAYED KNOT. LOL!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465234) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:30 PM Author: Odious tripping hospital lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092715) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:17 PM Author: Idiotic boistinker chapel Hot Gorilla Shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487600) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 5:54 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!LOLHAHAAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3468952) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:16 PM Author: insane impertinent sanctuary WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS
BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO KEEP THEM IN |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:29 PM Author: Odious tripping hospital I don't get this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092712) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:36 PM Author: Marvelous parlour Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092737) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM Author: Odious tripping hospital I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out of their sockets and boil them for dinner.
I hate you to the core.
If I ever find out your true identity, I'll be paying you a visit. |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:40 PM Author: Marvelous parlour i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a sociopath every day--especially the day you admitted to trying to find theo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092748) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:41 PM Author: Odious tripping hospital Theo gave away far too much information.
He's asking to be outed. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:17 PM Author: abnormal outnumbered theatre nowag this is also an awesome exchange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547382) |
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Date: April 17th, 2008 1:21 AM Author: nofapping chad field it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641006) |
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Date: April 17th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: honey-headed boyish box office milk I've got even money joires was on meth at the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641167) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM Author: zombie-like cocky jew idiot lmao at this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092743) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: Fragrant Skinny Woman Mediation Great thread. I had forgotten it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092806) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:18 PM Author: Idiotic boistinker chapel Best.
Thread.
Ever. |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:18 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860721) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:27 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKES U A LITTLE WHILE!!!! LOLOLHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860794) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:34 PM Author: floppy ivory native This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. Because it makes me happy.
What's green and leafy?? |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:42 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JOKE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860929) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:04 PM Author: floppy ivory native LETTUCE!!!
BWAHAHAHAH!!!
Of course, you have to tell it right after the brown and sticky joke.
EDIT: throws 'em off EVERY TIME!!
(obv, i'm quoting from the google thread.) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: exhilarant stage I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brown and sticky" joke is the best in the language. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860937) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:30 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!! LOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNIER AFTER YOU LEARN THE INTERNET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860819) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:32 PM Author: exhilarant stage DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT IF YOUR THE CHICKEN!!!!! LOLLOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860832) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM Author: Marvelous parlour "THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pants. I have such a big crush on you PV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868558) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:40 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Confused Lettuce Heaven Great joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869876) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:33 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE WOKE UP OILY THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!! LOLOLOL I THINK THAT ONES A DIRTY JOKE!!!! LOL DONT TELL MY MOM LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860842) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: exhilarant stage IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR OUTSIDE WHAT ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM YOUR-A-PEEIN LOL LOL OLOLOLOL OR YOURAPOOPIN LOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860893) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:52 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Circlehead I LOL'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868820) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:51 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL I JUST STUDIED DINOSARS TOO!!!!!LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860992) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: exhilarant stage A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE BARTENDER GIVES IT TO HER. LOL I SHOULD ASK MY BROTHER ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE HES TAKING FRENCH CLASS LOL
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:20 PM Author: Marvelous parlour this one is actually on par with "whats brown and sticky" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868574) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:37 PM Author: Provocative nibblets haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868710) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:12 PM Author: exhilarant stage A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT AND THE SEAL SAYS ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB. LOLLOL CANADA SUCKS LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861196) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:15 PM Author: zombie-like cocky jew idiot Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861215) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:26 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861308) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:27 PM Author: zombie-like cocky jew idiot like cookies and love? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861315) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:30 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT SMELL LIKE OLD LADY SMELL LOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861341) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:37 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Confused Lettuce Heaven LOLZZZ!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869850) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: exhilarant stage SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HIS BUTT AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE SOME CREAM FOR THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL GROSS!!!!!!!HAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861251) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Confused Lettuce Heaven ROFLLEZ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869861) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:53 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING LOLOLOL I TRIED TO MAKE ONE UP BUT I DONT THINK ITS REALLY A JOKE LOLOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861526) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: exhilarant stage A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, FROZEN DINNERS, BACON, AND ORANGE JUICE THE CASHIER LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS YOU MUST BE SINGLE AND SHE SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW AND THE CASHIER SAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861646) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:17 PM Author: saffron regret I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861702) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:36 PM Author: exhilarant stage THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE SHE HAS THE RUNS!!!!! LOL IM JUST KIDDING I MADE IT UP JUST NOW HAHAHALOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861856) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Confused Lettuce Heaven Awesome. Are you making these up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869893) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:46 PM Author: exhilarant stage DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861956) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:54 PM Author: exhilarant stage MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW IT UP THERES THESE TWO GUYS ON A PLAYGROUND AND IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THEM IS JESUS. LOL I SCREWED IT UP!!! LOLOLHAHAAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862030) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Confused Lettuce Heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869899) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 12:00 AM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT!!! LOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862490) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:57 PM Author: exhilarant stage A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AND SAYS HEY THIS BILL IS 3TIMES TO MUCH AND HE SAYS THATS BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT YOU SCARED AWAY TWO OTHER CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOHAHAHAHHHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868387) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Wild Cerebral University Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868403) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:07 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WHY DONT YOU FORGET HOW TO RIDE A BIKE AND THE ANSWER IS YOUR AN ELEPHANT BUT I CANT GET IT TO MAKE SENSE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868471) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WERENT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!! I DONT GET IT BUT I LIKE HOT DOG JOKES LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868407) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:36 PM Author: Odious tripping hospital Hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869828) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:13 PM Author: Big maniacal brunch Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEGRO AND A SPEED BUMP?!?!?!??!!
YOU SLOW DOWN FOR THE SPEED BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM Author: exhilarant stage :( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868557) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:19 PM Author: Big maniacal brunch Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GET A BLACK KID TO STOP JUMPING ON THE BED?!?!?!?!
PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HOW DO YOU GET THE BLACK KID DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?
TELL THE MEXICAN KID ITS A PINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:42 AM Author: Anal Goal In Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889590) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:25 PM Author: Big maniacal brunch Subject: no more jokes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868617) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:32 PM Author: titillating laser beams background story SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFFIN SAYS "HEY MAN, IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE." AND THE OTHER MUFFIN SAYS "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:38 PM Author: exhilarant stage UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO ITS STUPID LOL NICE TRY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868715) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:50 PM Author: exhilarant stage SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE TO MAKE GOOD JOKES LIKE ME I PRACTICE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE JOKE BOOKS WHEN I GROW UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868798) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:53 PM Author: titillating laser beams background story it's my favortie joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868834) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:09 PM Author: exhilarant stage I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECAUE I PRACTICE EVERYDAY AND I USED TO WRITE DOWN TWO JOKES EVERYDAY AND TELL THEM TO MY TEACHER AND THEN SHE SAID I SHOULD JUST TELL THEM TO MY MOM OR AT LEAST WRITE THEM DOWN INTO A BOOK SO I DONT SAY THEM ALL THE TIME AND THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR WRITING JOKE BOOKS LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869026) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: talented well-lubricated pocket flask international law enforcement agency SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXED UP THE PORTIONS FOR SALT AND SUGAR YOU SILLY GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE AW DAD AND THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER. LOL. I DONT GET IT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868810) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869036) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: talented well-lubricated pocket flask international law enforcement agency LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869890) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:46 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Confused Lettuce Heaven ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT TASTY EITHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869930) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:55 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO MUCH LOLOLOL THATS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BLINDPERSON DOGS LOLHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869436) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:14 PM Author: exhilarant stage YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!!! LOL I DID TOO LOLOHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869590) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: exhilarant stage HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT EAR AND HIS RIGHT EAR AND HIS WILD FRONT EAR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHLOL AND A RACCON TAIL TOO!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4870984) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM Author: exhilarant stage A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND A LOLLYPOP IN THE OTHER EAR AND A TWIZZLERS IN HIS NOSE AND HE TOLD THE DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID YES YOU DO YOU HAVE A BAD DIET!!!!!!!!!!! LOLAHAHAHAHA I LIKE CANDY LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872298) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:19 AM Author: exhilarant stage WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN SAYS CHOOO CHOOO AND THE TEACHER SAYS SPIT OUT YOURE GUM!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872361) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:53 AM Author: exhilarant stage WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4873961) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:19 PM Author: exhilarant stage A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAKE A WISH REALLY HARD TONIGHT IT WILL COME TRUE IN THE MORNING SO THE BOY MAKES A WISH AND IN THE MORNING HE CRIES AND SAYS MOM IT DIDNT COME TRUE IM STILL BLIND AND THE MOM SAYS I KNOW APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA THE TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME $5 ONCE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875403) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Confused Lettuce Heaven Dammit, Mom! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879233) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:21 PM Author: exhilarant stage A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAYS WHATS THE WORSE NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE CANCER AND THE MAN OH NO WHATS THE BAD NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE ALLZHIMERS AND THE MAN SAYS OH NO BUT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CANCER!!!!! LOL WHAT IS ALLZHIMERS HAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875412) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Chestnut Frum Hell Stop it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875419) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:24 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD HAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4878979) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: concupiscible site bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908573) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:44 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHALLOLOLHAHAHA THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879194) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH THIS ONE IS MORE FUNNY WHEN YOU DONT SAY IT LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889099) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 11:24 AM Author: exhilarant stage A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4891149) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US SOMETHING SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4907366) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:55 PM Author: concupiscible site A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT SARAN WRAP. THE DOCTOR TAKES ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAYS, "I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908642) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 11:26 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY SEE HES CRAZY HAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909501) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 11:36 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SILENT P!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909585) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:49 PM Author: exhilarant stage TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! LOL WHAT I DONT GET IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915646) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Brilliant Vibrant Pisswyrm 20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief problem with this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915665) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915673) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:55 PM Author: exhilarant stage CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS JOKE BOOK IM USING IS BROKEN BECAUSE THESE DONT MAKE SENSE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915697) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:56 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!! LOLHAHAHAH BECAUSE THEY LOOK DUMB LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915709) |
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Date: January 27th, 2006 5:21 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4923745) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 11:42 PM Author: exhilarant stage WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS TALLER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934597) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 11:46 PM Author: Wild Cerebral University Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934624) |
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Date: January 30th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Olive mewling elastic band library Subject: Allah Made Me Sexy You dirty boys you dirty men calling this burka a bitchin' hen Ain't nothing like covering myself up and feeling the warmth of a burka burka
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Date: January 30th, 2006 3:47 PM Author: exhilarant stage LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LOL BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF A JOKE WHY DOES SNOOPP DOG LIKE TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BECAUSE HES A RAPPER!!!!!!!!!!LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4948016) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: alcoholic garrison This thread never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5037634) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2006 9:23 PM Author: amber bearded filthpig this thread is so great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5709724) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:41 PM Author: 180 azn lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547761) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: exhilarant stage A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE AND SHE PUSHES WITH HER FINGER ON HER ELBOW, HER KNEE, HER HEAD, AND HER LEG AND SAYS IT HURTS HERE HERE HERE AND HERE AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAAHHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5004371) |
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Date: March 9th, 2006 12:29 PM Author: orange swashbuckling stock car private investor Never fucking forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5290520) |
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Date: April 28th, 2006 1:00 PM Author: Marvelous parlour I miss pedicabo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5672299) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Pontificating curious abode What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my fucking tractor? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795612) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:04 PM Author: saffron regret What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?
Rolaids! |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:22 PM Author: pea-brained business firm crotch What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:25 PM Author: Duck-like senate whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the road? NACHO MAMA
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Date: June 28th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: Offensive Roast Beef House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095349) |
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Date: June 28th, 2006 5:44 PM Author: Pontificating curious abode This thread makes me happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095910) |
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Date: July 24th, 2006 10:39 PM Author: exciting snowy step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6291756) |
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Date: July 25th, 2006 6:35 PM Author: exciting snowy step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6298252) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: angry dilemma legend WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MACHINE HE MADE A SPECTACLE OF HIMSELF LOLLLLLLLLLL GET IT LIKE IT TURNED HIM INTO GLASSES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313084) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:26 PM Author: hyperactive jet-lagged toaster area What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:58 PM Author: ungodly fantasy-prone useless brakes This is funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313600) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 1:33 PM Author: zippy slate indian lodge hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is really sick. doctors say he has the bird flu. apparently he got it from a cardinal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313927) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: angry dilemma legend apparently he got it from touching a little boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6314002) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 9:38 PM Author: exciting snowy step-uncle's house DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE SAID TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!! LOLOLOLOL LOLZ! THE CRIMINALS HAD FLOPPY BONERS THAT'S FUNNY!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6318069) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:39 AM Author: Marvelous parlour A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says "Sorry but we dont serve food." LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375482) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:55 AM Author: Chocolate ratface the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because the guy they want is married. to test his loyalty, they bring him in for an interview and ask him to bring his wife. they pull him into the office and hand him a gun and say "if you want this job, prove your loyalty and go shoot your wife in the head." he nods, takes the gun, and leaves. outside they here a terrible commotion. when he returns they ask what happened and he says "somebody filled the fucking gun with blanks so i had to beat the bitch to death with a chair."
this is the greatest joke of all time. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:56 AM Author: Chocolate ratface sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but i had to share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375555) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 11:44 AM Author: angry dilemma legend I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire thread, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375870) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 11:54 AM Author: Chocolate ratface <bow> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375946) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM Author: abnormal outnumbered theatre nowag ahahahhahahhahahah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547417) |
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Date: May 28th, 2008 7:38 AM Author: Vermilion bonkers gas station Only funny joke here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835595) |
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Date: September 9th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: Bateful coffee pot bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6586707) |
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Date: October 8th, 2006 5:04 PM Author: Grizzly appetizing fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6751093) |
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Date: October 9th, 2006 2:23 AM Author: Ultramarine Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6754678) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:08 PM Author: Maize death wish This needed a bump
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Date: November 4th, 2006 1:01 PM Author: Umber magical headpube public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6919996) |
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Date: January 6th, 2007 8:44 PM Author: Crusty State MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY TOMATO GOT HIT BY A CAR. AT THE HOSPITAL, MOMMY TOMATO ASKED THE DOCTOR WILL BE SON BE OK?? YES SAID THE DOCTOR BUT HE'LL BE A VEGETABLE!!!!1!1!! HAHAHAHALOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364833) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:53 PM Author: Maize death wish A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX AND THE DOCTOR SAID THATS WHERE LAWYERS COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL!!
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:56 PM Author: Maize death wish WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS AL'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE ASPHALT BUT NOT REALLY!! I GUESS ITS NOT FUNNY IF I EXPLAIN IT |
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