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You idiot Christians realize the Rapture is never going to happen, right?

And that a historical Jesus likely never existed, no? I k...
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
I'm sure "idiot Christians" realize this.
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
Really? Because the supposed smart ones on here defend and b...
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
Lol "smart", right.
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
well many of them hope Hell doesn't really exist, if that he...
Laughsome French Chef Locale
  04/27/18
no they mostly hope it does so they will be vindicated as te...
heady disturbing elastic band university
  04/27/18
You know libs are having a rough day when they starting pick...
trip liquid oxygen crotch
  04/27/18
makes sense since libs have a rough day every day
Laughsome French Chef Locale
  04/27/18
...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
...
irradiated mischievous nursing home antidepressant drug
  04/27/18
Can’t even argue a salient point?
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
they cannot
heady disturbing elastic band university
  04/27/18
Smells like gefilte fish in here.
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
...
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
...
trip liquid oxygen crotch
  04/27/18
...
rusted motley stock car famous landscape painting
  04/27/18
Yeah it's only Jews who care to point out the stupidity of b...
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
Yes, all items in all religions must be believed literally. ...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
All evangelical Christians believe this will literally happe...
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
A) Not that many of them in the grand scheme of things; B...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
No Jews except inbred hasids believe this malarkey Goys ...
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
Most Christians aren't literal and instead are content with ...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
Brother there is a shockingly high % that take the entire Ne...
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
Not really and when they do it is overwhelmingly harmless. ...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
A fun book series. So what?
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
"LaHaye and coauthor Jerry B. Jenkins began the series ...
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
And huge Harry Potter sales means everyone literally believe...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
Left Behind co-author Jenkins told PW, “Dr. LaHaye had been ...
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
...
heady disturbing elastic band university
  04/27/18
"Yeah, clearly the readers were interested in it on a b...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
You're a terrible poaster.
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
...
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
he's 180 and he fucking crushed you AGAIN.
Bonkers electric nowag police squad
  04/27/18
And human being. Also he’s short.
flirting aphrodisiac gas station
  04/27/18
stick to one moniker breh
Bonkers electric nowag police squad
  04/27/18
TMF, the board "religious scholar".
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
Christians easily have the highest percentage of chill, secu...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
535 million Buddhists. If there's 2 billion Christians, that...
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
"If there's 2 billion Christians, that means more than ...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
Governments are secular, the Christians are not. None of ...
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
JFC, how do you live in this country without knowing any Chr...
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
How do you claim to know anything about any religion when yo...
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
Oh you're the same retard poster I keep pwning. Got it.
beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/18
Lol, continue to poast and be gaped if you wish.
Nofapping Insecure Masturbator
  04/27/18
Name a poster who agrees with you breh
Bonkers electric nowag police squad
  04/27/18
"stolen pagan myth of the sun" I've asked for e...
fiercely-loyal station
  04/27/18
http://www.truthbeknown.com/sunsofgod.htm also Jesus C...
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
Thank
fiercely-loyal station
  04/27/18
Do you have anything that's not like, extremely cringey?
fiercely-loyal station
  04/27/18
like common sense and pervasive pagan astrotheological theme...
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
*pervasive themes that receive no serious attention or consi...
fiercely-loyal station
  04/27/18
(((I wonder why this is hidden from the masses)))
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
sad
fiercely-loyal station
  04/27/18
1800000000 The Meanest 1488
yellow sick market brethren
  04/27/18
Just do Yale school you uneducated pleb
fiercely-loyal station
  04/27/18
...
appetizing ruddy boiling water degenerate
  04/27/18
God is your own wonderful human imagination. You are God, Ch...
appetizing ruddy boiling water degenerate
  04/27/18
Chicago school lost breh
fiercely-loyal station
  04/27/18
ljl at this typical kike response
provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann
  04/27/18
most Christians are not millenarians.
razzle-dazzle business firm weed whacker
  04/27/18
taking revelations literally is a prole tell, honestly. that...
rusted motley stock car famous landscape painting
  04/28/18
...
henna turdskin
  05/27/21
...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  09/23/25
lol this is xo 2o25. It’s happening
Creator & Destroyer
  09/23/25


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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

And that a historical Jesus likely never existed, no?

I know several allegedly bright ones in real life that believe in exactly this and then I can’t interact with them after, I’d prefer if they saw a ghost next to me and started speaking in tongues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932502)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

I'm sure "idiot Christians" realize this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932508)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

Really? Because the supposed smart ones on here defend and believe in this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932520)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

Lol "smart", right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932525)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Laughsome French Chef Locale

well many of them hope Hell doesn't really exist, if that helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932513)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: heady disturbing elastic band university

no they mostly hope it does so they will be vindicated as teachers pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932527)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen crotch

You know libs are having a rough day when they starting picking on Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932532)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Laughsome French Chef Locale

makes sense since libs have a rough day every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932545)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932649)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: irradiated mischievous nursing home antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932550)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

Can’t even argue a salient point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932559)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: heady disturbing elastic band university

they cannot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932700)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

Smells like gefilte fish in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932537)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932542)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932544)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: rusted motley stock car famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932549)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

Yeah it's only Jews who care to point out the stupidity of believing a mass revival of all the dead by a Jewish zombie from heaven will come about to bring redemption to the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932556)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

Yes, all items in all religions must be believed literally. (guy who thinks Rabbis slicing off pieces of baby dicks and sucking it afterward is totally sane, totally normal and who tricks God by hanging some string along the street).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932572)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

All evangelical Christians believe this will literally happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932588)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

A) Not that many of them in the grand scheme of things;

B) So what? It is a fairly harmless thing to believe. It isn't like they're focused on destroying the infidels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932635)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

No Jews except inbred hasids believe this malarkey

Goys literally believe a being raised from the dead after being dead 3 days and that it’s not a stolen pagan myth of the sun at that point of the year

Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932574)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

Most Christians aren't literal and instead are content with being part of the most civilized religious group on the planet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932597)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

Brother there is a shockingly high % that take the entire New Testament literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932602)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

Not really and when they do it is overwhelmingly harmless. Meanwhile, there are a shockingly high percentage of Jews that are like "no worries, we'll just let some guy slice off a piece of baby dick and suck on it afterward. Because ARE religion!" Then there are retarded dietary restrictions, holidays that don't sync with anyone else, a bunch of other things that ensure that the group can't integrate worth shit, etc. But yeah, Christians are the retarded ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932625)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932634)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

A fun book series. So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932648)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

"LaHaye and coauthor Jerry B. Jenkins began the series in 1995 with Left Behind, intending it to be a stand-alone novel. Sixteen books and dozens of ancillary products later, sales total over 80 million copies, according to publisher Tyndale House.

“At the height of its sales, the revenue from the Left Behind series represented more than 50 percent of our total sales revenue,” said Mark D. Taylor, chairman and CEO of Tyndale."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932669)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

And huge Harry Potter sales means everyone literally believes in wizards and witches!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932682)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

Left Behind co-author Jenkins told PW, “Dr. LaHaye had been preaching, teaching and writing nonfiction books on the End Times since before I was born. I was merely the novelist; he was the theologian, scholar, and prophecy expert.”

Jenkins said LaHaye was humble, self-effacing, and caring. “He was a model to me as a husband, a cheerful giver, and an unapologetic sharer of his faith. He treated everyone the same, from service staff to political leaders. He listened and cared.”

Yeah, clearly the readers were interested in it on a basis of an event they do in fact believe will happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932689)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: heady disturbing elastic band university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932711)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

"Yeah, clearly the readers were interested in it on a basis of an event they do in fact believe will happen."

Clearly! Anything else to add? Shabbat is going to start soon so you have to wrap up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932722)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

You're a terrible poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932771)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933353)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Bonkers electric nowag police squad

he's 180 and he fucking crushed you AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35934125)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: flirting aphrodisiac gas station

And human being.

Also he’s short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35934132)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Bonkers electric nowag police squad

stick to one moniker breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35934244)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

TMF, the board "religious scholar".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932628)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

Christians easily have the highest percentage of chill, secular people of any major religion.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932656)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

535 million Buddhists. If there's 2 billion Christians, that means more than 25 percent of Christians are secular? JFC, kill yourself.

16 percent of world population is irreligious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932683)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

"If there's 2 billion Christians, that means more than 25 percent of Christians are secular? JFC, kill yourself."

Show your work. Christian nations are uniformly secular. Meanwhile, Israel has a million religion based laws and laws favoring Jews vs. non-Jews, Islamic countries have Sharia, etc. But yeah, Christianity is the problem religion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932712)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

Governments are secular, the Christians are not.

None of this is relevant to OP's point about Christians literally believing in the rapture in some form, whether more "metaphorical" like a mass spiritual awakening and return of the messiah and a large percentage, quite literally like the dead emerging from the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932796)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

JFC, how do you live in this country without knowing any Christians? Do Jews really live in that insular of a bubble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932807)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

How do you claim to know anything about any religion when you constantly poast self-gaping retarded nonsense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932861)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor

Oh you're the same retard poster I keep pwning. Got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932868)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Nofapping Insecure Masturbator

Lol, continue to poast and be gaped if you wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932962)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Bonkers electric nowag police squad

Name a poster who agrees with you breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35934129)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station

"stolen pagan myth of the sun"

I've asked for evidence of this ove rand over. the best i got was some outcast ex-academic's shittty book and I couldnt even find this part in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35932997)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

http://www.truthbeknown.com/sunsofgod.htm

also

Jesus Christ, Sun of God: Ancient Cosmology and Early Christian Symbolism

by David Fideler

also "The Messiah Myth" by Thompson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933420)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933544)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station

Do you have anything that's not like, extremely cringey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933635)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

like common sense and pervasive pagan astrotheological themes that have been around for millenia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933662)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station

*pervasive themes that receive no serious attention or consideration*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933680)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

(((I wonder why this is hidden from the masses)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933922)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station

sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933930)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: yellow sick market brethren

1800000000 The Meanest 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933798)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station

Just do Yale school you uneducated pleb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933011)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: appetizing ruddy boiling water degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933034)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: appetizing ruddy boiling water degenerate

God is your own wonderful human imagination. You are God, Christ risen is your awakenening from the sleep that is this life. You enter asleep when you are born, and you will remember your divine nature either when you die or you realize during this life that God entered the sepulchre of your skull to facilitate endless individuation. Basically you are God dreaming of what it would be like to be you if you existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933049)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal station

Chicago school lost breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933079)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: provocative twinkling black woman boltzmann

ljl at this typical kike response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35934005)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle business firm weed whacker

most Christians are not millenarians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35933086)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: rusted motley stock car famous landscape painting

taking revelations literally is a prole tell, honestly. that of all books. otoh, wacky american doomsday sects are some of the most unique things our culture has produced, so maybe it's worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#35936313)



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Date: May 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: henna turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#42532984)



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Date: September 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#49295798)



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Date: September 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Creator & Destroyer

lol this is xo 2o25. It’s happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2#49295806)