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Razzmatazz hospital
  08/07/19
https://i.imgur.com/N3UFe.jpg
lake ladyboy field
  08/07/19
Heh, Penis Sip
know-it-all hairless locale jap
  08/07/19
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beady-eyed flushed becky bbw
  08/07/19
that's actually a nice jacket
slippery brunch telephone
  08/07/19
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Razzmatazz hospital
  08/07/19
Breakfast?
irradiated embarrassed to the bone school
  08/07/19
damn id like to invite her to my associate suite
Appetizing potus
  08/07/19
lol
concupiscible institution
  08/07/19
ljl she has a website https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/ab...
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
and a youtube account
electric hairy legs philosopher-king
  08/08/19
what in the fucking shit
lascivious organic girlfriend
  08/08/19
would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billa...
orchid digit ratio faggotry
  08/08/19
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judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress
concupiscible institution
  08/07/19
cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
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Razzmatazz hospital
  08/07/19
looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too
Appetizing potus
  08/07/19
looks like he also sips penis
Pale pea-brained whorehouse mediation
  08/07/19
Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.
Low-t alcoholic corner
  08/07/19
I rike a Coorey
Bright diverse lay halford
  08/07/19
https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter "pass...
Comical tan theater fortuitous meteor
  08/07/19
she's like a pretty ellen page wtf is she wearing though?...
Idiotic Elastic Band
  08/08/19
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judgmental queen of the night
  08/08/19
why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such ...
orchid digit ratio faggotry
  08/08/19
Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to...
Idiotic Elastic Band
  08/08/19
woah WTF is going on ITT... http://www.secretsanon.com/re...
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall ba...
concupiscible institution
  08/07/19
she went to the USO and cheered for venus: https://www.yo...
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
lol was just going to link to that
concupiscible institution
  08/07/19
180. seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poa...
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
It reeks of ducksauce
Bright diverse lay halford
  08/07/19
and good content
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it wa...
slippery brunch telephone
  08/07/19
it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2...
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back t...
slippery brunch telephone
  08/07/19
the backstory is still interesting.
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the p...
slippery brunch telephone
  08/07/19
lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associat...
concupiscible institution
  08/07/19
and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd i...
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
one was very good looking, the other not so much the good...
concupiscible institution
  08/07/19
jewish?
judgmental queen of the night
  08/07/19
hot one was jew, not hot was Latina
concupiscible institution
  08/07/19
uunngghh
judgmental queen of the night
  08/08/19
does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him tal...
Comical tan theater fortuitous meteor
  08/08/19
Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault big...
Marvelous Shrine Juggernaut
  08/07/19
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Bright diverse lay halford
  08/07/19
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Appetizing potus
  08/07/19
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ebony location private investor
  08/08/19
lmao at the little fucktoy next to him
electric hairy legs philosopher-king
  08/08/19
he has 2.5x the mass
Idiotic Elastic Band
  08/08/19
Why did OP just delete the links?
judgmental queen of the night
  08/08/19
were they to that secretsanon site or something else?
Idiotic Elastic Band
  08/08/19
firm profiles
electric hairy legs philosopher-king
  08/08/19
Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.
judgmental queen of the night
  08/08/19
I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is alre...
overrated temple community account
  08/08/19
ah
Idiotic Elastic Band
  08/08/19
they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffe...
orchid digit ratio faggotry
  08/08/19
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know-it-all hairless locale jap
  08/08/19
"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for h...
Idiotic Elastic Band
  08/08/19
Can someone repost the links?
free-loading erotic station
  08/08/19
go to the firm website and let do
electric hairy legs philosopher-king
  08/08/19
So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl
zippy frozen kitchen
  08/08/19
no way a pumo is that chadly
Appetizing potus
  08/08/19
It's obviously him. He's dragged her through the mud on a bu...
zippy frozen kitchen
  08/08/19
possibly
judgmental queen of the night
  08/08/19
Partners should be able to treat associates any way they wan...
Purple Anal Piazza Really Tough Guy
  08/08/19
Defamation per se anyone? Beware of genital Herpes with K...
Stimulating rough-skinned french chef
  08/08/19
truth is an absolute defense. i'd assume the husband of a...
judgmental queen of the night
  08/08/19
given this thread has obviously come to the attention of the...
slippery brunch telephone
  08/08/19
Also: Kristin Vanderpas is the worst croquet player ever !! ...
Stimulating rough-skinned french chef
  08/08/19
she looks damn good in a golf miniskirt tho!
judgmental queen of the night
  08/08/19
update?
Stimulating rough-skinned french chef
  10/25/20
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  07/26/21


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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651231)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: lake ladyboy field

https://i.imgur.com/N3UFe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654286)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: know-it-all hairless locale jap

Heh, Penis Sip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651237)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed flushed becky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651244)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: slippery brunch telephone

that's actually a nice jacket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651241)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651247)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: irradiated embarrassed to the bone school

Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651249)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Appetizing potus

damn id like to invite her to my associate suite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654197)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: concupiscible institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654439)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

ljl she has a website

https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654378)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: electric hairy legs philosopher-king

and a youtube account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654754)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: lascivious organic girlfriend

what in the fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654761)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: orchid digit ratio faggotry

would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billable hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654957)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654385)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: concupiscible institution

OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654403)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654413)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654181)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Appetizing potus

looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654196)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Pale pea-brained whorehouse mediation

looks like he also sips penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654203)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Low-t alcoholic corner

Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654301)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Bright diverse lay halford

I rike a Coorey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654366)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: Comical tan theater fortuitous meteor

https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter

"passions: game of thrones"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654375)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Idiotic Elastic Band

she's like a pretty ellen page

wtf is she wearing though? some sort of cape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654913)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: judgmental queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654918)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:59 AM
Author: orchid digit ratio faggotry

why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such small aquisitions

their in-house counsel need to grow some balls and handle it without bringing in Cooley for CYA

(and while DocuSign is at it they need to pay their in-house team more to stop their ridiculous attrition rate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654959)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Idiotic Elastic Band

Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to work on small deals. You'll have, e.g., MoFo working on a $10m acquisition for Intuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656630)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

woah WTF is going on ITT...

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=61794

David Peinsipp is a sleazy, repulsive, manipulative lawyer and partner at the San Francisco office of Cooley LLP who uses women like objects and has been serially cheating on his live-in girlfriend of 15 years.

...

He's been #####ing Kristin VanderPas and had her moved to his San Francisco office.

...

Older Cooley LLP partner David Peinsipp loves himself some subordinate herpetic vagina from younger cheating married junior associate Kristin Vanderpas. Congratulations on the merit based promotion!

----

OP definitely knows something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654402)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: concupiscible institution

>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall back on!! <<

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654415)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

she went to the USO and cheered for venus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFsaARNYWMY

would u use that against her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654422)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: concupiscible institution

lol was just going to link to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654435)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

180.

seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poasted links to these two characters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654452)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: Bright diverse lay halford

It reeks of ducksauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654502)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

and good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654513)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: slippery brunch telephone

lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it was saying that the cooley people look like drama club geeks because of the black backgrounds in teir photos. lol yawn at a partner sleeping with a senior associate. we have that at my firm too. get over it it happens. ME SO SOLLY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654514)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2018 talking shit about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654523)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: slippery brunch telephone

undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back then and probably now posted here by some who is just getting shit on by some combination of these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654537)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

the backstory is still interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654547)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: slippery brunch telephone

yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the partner and recently promoted senior associate at my firm: just too powerful to give a fuck about being seen talking to each other. the underlings (including me) are going to snipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654554)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: concupiscible institution

lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associates, though nobody was married and i was an associate too, but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654532)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd imagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654550)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: concupiscible institution

one was very good looking, the other not so much

the good looking one wore skirts that showed a hint of asscheek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654555)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654570)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: concupiscible institution

hot one was jew, not hot was Latina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654616)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

uunngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654763)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: Comical tan theater fortuitous meteor

does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him talking to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654771)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Marvelous Shrine Juggernaut

Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault biglaw firm. I wonder if other schools will try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654424)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Bright diverse lay halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654428)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Appetizing potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654450)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: ebony location private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654893)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:35 AM
Author: electric hairy legs philosopher-king

lmao at the little fucktoy next to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654896)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Idiotic Elastic Band

he has 2.5x the mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654915)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:48 AM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

Why did OP just delete the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654926)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: Idiotic Elastic Band

were they to that secretsanon site or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654943)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: electric hairy legs philosopher-king

firm profiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654945)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654950)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:03 AM
Author: overrated temple community account

I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is already on the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654972)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Idiotic Elastic Band

ah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654952)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: orchid digit ratio faggotry

they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffed on some deals more higher value

other than Alteryx her deals sound TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654991)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: know-it-all hairless locale jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656257)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Idiotic Elastic Band

"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for her regular fecal incontinence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656619)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: free-loading erotic station

Can someone repost the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656646)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: electric hairy legs philosopher-king

go to the firm website and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656656)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: zippy frozen kitchen

So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656671)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: Appetizing potus

no way a pumo is that chadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656679)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: zippy frozen kitchen

It's obviously him. He's dragged her through the mud on a bunch of sites according to that page that was posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656685)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

possibly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656823)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Purple Anal Piazza Really Tough Guy

Partners should be able to treat associates any way they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656752)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Stimulating rough-skinned french chef

Defamation per se anyone?

Beware of genital Herpes with KVP

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=109953

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656845)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

truth is an absolute defense.

i'd assume the husband of a biglaw partner would know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656882)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: slippery brunch telephone

given this thread has obviously come to the attention of the principals, I would like to make only one more statement before I stop posting in it: marital infidelity is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656922)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Stimulating rough-skinned french chef

Also: Kristin Vanderpas is the worst croquet player ever !!

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=203605

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656953)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: judgmental queen of the night

she looks damn good in a golf miniskirt tho!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656958)



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Date: October 25th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Stimulating rough-skinned french chef

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#41184448)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 11:26 PM
Author: Olive trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#42847384)