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embarrassed to the bone bateful library foreskin
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Breakfast?
adventurous state
  08/07/19
damn id like to invite her to my associate suite
Rusted Excitant Weed Whacker
  08/07/19
lol
Up-to-no-good hall half-breed
  08/07/19
ljl she has a website https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/ab...
shivering stead
  08/07/19
and a youtube account
cowardly generalized bond codepig
  08/08/19
what in the fucking shit
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  08/08/19
would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billa...
black odious principal's office multi-billionaire
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shivering stead
  08/07/19
OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress
Up-to-no-good hall half-breed
  08/07/19
cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.
shivering stead
  08/07/19
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embarrassed to the bone bateful library foreskin
  08/07/19
looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too
Rusted Excitant Weed Whacker
  08/07/19
looks like he also sips penis
Disgusting Iridescent New Version
  08/07/19
Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.
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  08/07/19
I rike a Coorey
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  08/07/19
https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter "pass...
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she's like a pretty ellen page wtf is she wearing though?...
Drunken galvanic pit
  08/08/19
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shivering stead
  08/08/19
why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such ...
black odious principal's office multi-billionaire
  08/08/19
Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to...
Drunken galvanic pit
  08/08/19
woah WTF is going on ITT... http://www.secretsanon.com/re...
shivering stead
  08/07/19
>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall ba...
Up-to-no-good hall half-breed
  08/07/19
she went to the USO and cheered for venus: https://www.yo...
shivering stead
  08/07/19
lol was just going to link to that
Up-to-no-good hall half-breed
  08/07/19
180. seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poa...
shivering stead
  08/07/19
It reeks of ducksauce
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  08/07/19
and good content
shivering stead
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lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it wa...
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it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2...
shivering stead
  08/07/19
undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back t...
gay casino azn
  08/07/19
the backstory is still interesting.
shivering stead
  08/07/19
yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the p...
gay casino azn
  08/07/19
lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associat...
Up-to-no-good hall half-breed
  08/07/19
and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd i...
shivering stead
  08/07/19
one was very good looking, the other not so much the good...
Up-to-no-good hall half-breed
  08/07/19
jewish?
shivering stead
  08/07/19
hot one was jew, not hot was Latina
Up-to-no-good hall half-breed
  08/07/19
uunngghh
shivering stead
  08/08/19
does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him tal...
offensive lake personal credit line
  08/08/19
Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault big...
lascivious adulterous telephone puppy
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Rusted Excitant Weed Whacker
  08/07/19
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Aggressive khaki karate mad-dog skullcap
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lmao at the little fucktoy next to him
cowardly generalized bond codepig
  08/08/19
he has 2.5x the mass
Drunken galvanic pit
  08/08/19
Why did OP just delete the links?
shivering stead
  08/08/19
were they to that secretsanon site or something else?
Drunken galvanic pit
  08/08/19
firm profiles
cowardly generalized bond codepig
  08/08/19
Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.
shivering stead
  08/08/19
I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is alre...
bronze round eye international law enforcement agency
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ah
Drunken galvanic pit
  08/08/19
they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffe...
black odious principal's office multi-billionaire
  08/08/19
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naked zombie-like messiness
  08/08/19
"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for h...
Drunken galvanic pit
  08/08/19
Can someone repost the links?
magical marvelous knife
  08/08/19
go to the firm website and let do
cowardly generalized bond codepig
  08/08/19
So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl
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no way a pumo is that chadly
Rusted Excitant Weed Whacker
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possibly
shivering stead
  08/08/19
Partners should be able to treat associates any way they wan...
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Defamation per se anyone? Beware of genital Herpes with K...
Ocher theatre
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truth is an absolute defense. i'd assume the husband of a...
shivering stead
  08/08/19
given this thread has obviously come to the attention of the...
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Also: Kristin Vanderpas is the worst croquet player ever !! ...
Ocher theatre
  08/08/19
she looks damn good in a golf miniskirt tho!
shivering stead
  08/08/19
update?
Ocher theatre
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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bateful library foreskin



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pontificating crackhouse coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654286)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: naked zombie-like messiness

Heh, Penis Sip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651237)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: gay casino azn

that's actually a nice jacket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651241)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bateful library foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651247)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: adventurous state

Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651249)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Rusted Excitant Weed Whacker

damn id like to invite her to my associate suite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654197)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hall half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654439)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: shivering stead

ljl she has a website

https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654378)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: cowardly generalized bond codepig

and a youtube account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654754)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: puce multi-colored jewess becky

what in the fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654761)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: black odious principal's office multi-billionaire

would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billable hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654957)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: shivering stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654385)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hall half-breed

OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654403)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: shivering stead

cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654413)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bateful library foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654181)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Rusted Excitant Weed Whacker

looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654196)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Disgusting Iridescent New Version

looks like he also sips penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654203)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Navy forum mother

Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654301)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: greedy amethyst tanning salon laser beams

I rike a Coorey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654366)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: offensive lake personal credit line

https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter

"passions: game of thrones"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654375)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Drunken galvanic pit

she's like a pretty ellen page

wtf is she wearing though? some sort of cape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654913)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: shivering stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654918)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:59 AM
Author: black odious principal's office multi-billionaire

why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such small aquisitions

their in-house counsel need to grow some balls and handle it without bringing in Cooley for CYA

(and while DocuSign is at it they need to pay their in-house team more to stop their ridiculous attrition rate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654959)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Drunken galvanic pit

Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to work on small deals. You'll have, e.g., MoFo working on a $10m acquisition for Intuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656630)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: shivering stead

woah WTF is going on ITT...

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=61794

David Peinsipp is a sleazy, repulsive, manipulative lawyer and partner at the San Francisco office of Cooley LLP who uses women like objects and has been serially cheating on his live-in girlfriend of 15 years.

...

He's been #####ing Kristin VanderPas and had her moved to his San Francisco office.

...

Older Cooley LLP partner David Peinsipp loves himself some subordinate herpetic vagina from younger cheating married junior associate Kristin Vanderpas. Congratulations on the merit based promotion!

----

OP definitely knows something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654402)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hall half-breed

>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall back on!! <<

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654415)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: shivering stead

she went to the USO and cheered for venus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFsaARNYWMY

would u use that against her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654422)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hall half-breed

lol was just going to link to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654435)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: shivering stead

180.

seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poasted links to these two characters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654452)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: greedy amethyst tanning salon laser beams

It reeks of ducksauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654502)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: shivering stead

and good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654513)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: gay casino azn

lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it was saying that the cooley people look like drama club geeks because of the black backgrounds in teir photos. lol yawn at a partner sleeping with a senior associate. we have that at my firm too. get over it it happens. ME SO SOLLY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654514)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: shivering stead

it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2018 talking shit about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654523)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: gay casino azn

undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back then and probably now posted here by some who is just getting shit on by some combination of these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654537)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: shivering stead

the backstory is still interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654547)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: gay casino azn

yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the partner and recently promoted senior associate at my firm: just too powerful to give a fuck about being seen talking to each other. the underlings (including me) are going to snipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654554)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hall half-breed

lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associates, though nobody was married and i was an associate too, but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654532)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: shivering stead

and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd imagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654550)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hall half-breed

one was very good looking, the other not so much

the good looking one wore skirts that showed a hint of asscheek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654555)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: shivering stead

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654570)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hall half-breed

hot one was jew, not hot was Latina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654616)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: shivering stead

uunngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654763)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: offensive lake personal credit line

does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him talking to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654771)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: lascivious adulterous telephone puppy

Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault biglaw firm. I wonder if other schools will try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654424)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: greedy amethyst tanning salon laser beams



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Rusted Excitant Weed Whacker



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: Aggressive khaki karate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654893)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:35 AM
Author: cowardly generalized bond codepig

lmao at the little fucktoy next to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654896)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Drunken galvanic pit

he has 2.5x the mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654915)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:48 AM
Author: shivering stead

Why did OP just delete the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654926)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: Drunken galvanic pit

were they to that secretsanon site or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654943)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: cowardly generalized bond codepig

firm profiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654945)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: shivering stead

Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654950)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:03 AM
Author: bronze round eye international law enforcement agency

I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is already on the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654972)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Drunken galvanic pit

ah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654952)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: black odious principal's office multi-billionaire

they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffed on some deals more higher value

other than Alteryx her deals sound TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654991)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: naked zombie-like messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656257)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Drunken galvanic pit

"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for her regular fecal incontinence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656619)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: magical marvelous knife

Can someone repost the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656646)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: cowardly generalized bond codepig

go to the firm website and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656656)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: carmine razzmatazz faggotry menage

So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656671)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: Rusted Excitant Weed Whacker

no way a pumo is that chadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656679)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: carmine razzmatazz faggotry menage

It's obviously him. He's dragged her through the mud on a bunch of sites according to that page that was posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656685)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: shivering stead

possibly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656823)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Center Elastic Band

Partners should be able to treat associates any way they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656752)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Ocher theatre

Defamation per se anyone?

Beware of genital Herpes with KVP

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=109953

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656845)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: shivering stead

truth is an absolute defense.

i'd assume the husband of a biglaw partner would know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656882)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: gay casino azn

given this thread has obviously come to the attention of the principals, I would like to make only one more statement before I stop posting in it: marital infidelity is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656922)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Ocher theatre

Also: Kristin Vanderpas is the worst croquet player ever !!

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=203605

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656953)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: shivering stead

she looks damn good in a golf miniskirt tho!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656958)



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Date: October 25th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Ocher theatre

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#41184448)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 11:26 PM
Author: Startled Histrionic Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#42847384)