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Don't be me (poignant reddit post about sex)
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:32 PM Author: swollen coldplay fan Do not be me
I'm going to keep this short. I came here to issue a warning, get out while you can. Do not be me.
I was born in 1945 and was just diagnosed with cancer. I'm 74. Times are a lot different now than they were. When I was courting and found my wife sex was treated completely different than it is now. When the sexual revolution happened, I thought things would get better...they did not. It's now the sunset of my life and there are things I've always wanted to try that I'm never going to. I've never had sex where the woman takes any initiative. It's always me doing things to her. She is the passive receptive party and never had the 'fire' in her eyes for it.
Why did I stay? It's hard to explain, but it boils down to a different era, different generation and different values. Values that I now have come to realize were there to control not just the women, but the men too.
I have less than 6 months to live. My wife will survive me. A few months after I got diagnosed and into my treatment I flew down to Las Vegas and, with the wife's permission, attempted to essentially buy the experiences I wanted. She now looks at me with disgust, even though I failed as she does not believe me.
There are some things even money can't buy. I found out in the worst way that there isn't enough money in the world for even a prostitute. I am 74, old, shriveled up, sickly looking with the sunken eyes from chemo and a mild death rattle in my chest. I don't blame them.
So I will die, having never had any of these experiences. My children have no idea. Of course, again, it's a different era and things like this weren't just not discussed but buried so deep it DIDN'T affect anything.
I've lived a full life but my bucket list, in case anyone is curious, is below. Things I'll die never having experienced and always wanting to. DON'T BE ME. Get out while you still have life left to live. My whole family seems to have the 'long life' gene as we're all in our late 80's and 90's but cancer strikes at random and I'm done. You may think you're fine at 35 with years ahead of you and then the big C. Or a car around a blind corner. Get out, while you still have something to live for.
Blow job
Hand job
Woman on top (Cowgirl I believe they call it?)
Anal sex
Rear entry (Dogstyle)
Rear entry laying down
Adult toy play
Adult films with partner
Anything in public
Please, listen to me. Please learn from me rather than finding out yourself. Don't let this be a waste. Sometimes the purpose of our lives is nothing more than to be a warning for others. Please hear my warning.
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:36 PM Author: sexy stock car electric furnace I feel bad this guy lived his whole life and the only thing that he can think abt is missing out on fleeting sexual experiences he missed out on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658525) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:39 PM Author: arousing sickened locale pistol Not his fault he never found zozo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658538) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:50 PM Author: Charcoal Galvanic State Dopamine just another sad indictment of our culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658573) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:59 PM Author: carnelian abnormal masturbator telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658602) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:14 PM Author: razzle cordovan mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658674) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:39 PM Author: multi-colored insecure faggot firefighter range really faggot? I think the dying 74 year old has a better perspective on life than yo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658810) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:16 PM Author: Charcoal Galvanic State Dopamine lol xo, home of the call for boomercide, is the wrong place to peddle that retarded appeal to authority |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:46 PM Author: Hairraiser Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658850) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:01 PM Author: Filthy stirring potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658607) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:47 PM Author: Hairraiser Chapel fucking boomers. these are their values. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658851) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:52 PM Author: laughsome poppy jewess parlor For sexually minded people, it's about much more than the fleeting experience. It's about self-actualization. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658884) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:11 PM Author: swollen coldplay fan this
sad that hypocritical xo puritans (who post out of both corners of their mouths on the topic of sex, simply to spite what they perceive as selfish and self-indigulgent "boomers") don't get this |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:47 PM Author: apoplectic frozen resort this guy should have killed himself years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658560) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:49 PM Author: claret titillating lay on the other hand he could have done this stuff and realized how overrated it all is and been disappointed that way, asking what the point of it all is.
grass is always greener. |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 PM Author: swollen coldplay fan he acknowledges that the physical acts themselves are not significant since he did see hookers. he wishes he were young again and could do that stuff with a hot young girl who was into him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658600) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:06 PM Author: vivacious pungent location I dunno about that. It sounds like even the hookers didn't fuck him because he was so old and sickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658633) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:06 PM Author: claret titillating lay That was my read, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658636) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:07 PM Author: carnelian abnormal masturbator telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658639) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:08 PM Author: Charcoal Galvanic State Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658643) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:09 PM Author: swollen coldplay fan are hookers allowed to do that? (age discriminate)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658648) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:12 PM Author: Territorial Exhilarant Locus National Security Agency totally depends on whether their employment contracts have an age discrimination clause (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658664) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:27 PM Author: grizzly razzle-dazzle abode kitty cat legit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658761) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 PM Author: vivacious pungent location Sounds like he got unlucky and married a dyke
Also, he shouldn't have gone to Vegas. He should have gone to a whorehouse in a place where prostitution is explicitly legal |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:26 PM Author: Wild exciting dragon just remember all you young bucks you need to build a spank bank to keep you company in old age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658756) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:30 PM Author: Lime cumskin lol what a fucking mentally ill boomer dying of cancer and his big regret is he never sucked dick or took it rear entry "doggystyle" i fucking hate degenerates like this and im sure he'll have plenty of time for getting raped in the lake of fire |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:34 PM Author: White office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658789) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:45 PM Author: cerebral crusty round eye hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658847) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:47 PM Author: swollen coldplay fan LOL at this hypocritical tinder-obssedd city-hopping porn watching millenial criticizing some dying dude who never even had a blowjob and probably married a hometown girl who was likely his first and only sexual partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658853) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:02 AM Author: cerebral crusty round eye hospital WHOOSH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660324) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:47 PM Author: Hairraiser Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658861) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:56 PM Author: Low-t Lascivious Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659251) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:56 AM Author: concupiscible spot laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660229) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:02 AM Author: Swashbuckling sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660323) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:48 AM Author: avocado milk lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660399) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:52 AM Author: nubile point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660407) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:35 PM Author: Adulterous yarmulke site flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658794) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:59 PM Author: brass diverse giraffe ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658944) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:19 PM Author: grizzly razzle-dazzle abode kitty cat rage, rage gainst the dying of the chance to fuck a chick up the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659053) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:36 PM Author: sienna stead LMAO that this is poignant for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658802) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:03 PM Author: Demanding Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658954) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:53 AM Author: nubile point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660409) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:41 PM Author: Curious Cruel-hearted Menage Hairy Legs we will never heal until the boomers are gone from this earth and their memory wiped from our minds
they are the most disgusting aberration in human nature in the history of the species |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:43 PM Author: swollen coldplay fan why? this poor guy never even had a blowjob. he's a far cry from the stereotypical sex-obsessed viagara-popping harley boomers who refuse to relinquish their youth which they already enjoyed.
and the thread is heavily commented and upvoted by millenials |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:34 AM Author: Mind-boggling Thirsty Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660213) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:42 PM Author: peach elastic band If he didn’t do this stuff before 30 when his endorphins started dying at a rapid rate then he already lost. The last 45 years are just wasted time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658828) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:44 PM Author: swollen coldplay fan cr it's sad most people don't realize this
brain actually stops growing in mid 20s though, so i'd estimate if you didn't have earth-shattering sex in your TEENS, you missed out on a lot |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:48 PM Author: Wild exciting dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659198) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:45 PM Author: opaque aggressive juggernaut striped hyena Wife had a shitty reaction to this. Big surprise! Sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658846) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:49 PM Author: opaque aggressive juggernaut striped hyena She now just asked if my mom would be willing to do these things. Disgusting! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658869) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:51 PM Author: Bisexual hominid Yes, see below, dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658877) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:54 PM Author: claret titillating lay <3 u two (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658903) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:10 PM Author: opaque aggressive juggernaut striped hyena Thanks! Did you see that Chad Kelly highlight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659008) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:50 PM Author: Bisexual hominid Oh whatever. I said it wasn't fair to expect his wife, who is in her 70s, to do stuff she is probably physically incapable of doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658874) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:52 PM Author: opaque aggressive juggernaut striped hyena Better to force him to fuck whores in Vegas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658886) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:54 PM Author: Bisexual hominid "Force"
MAYBE HE SHOULD GO SPEND TIME WITH HIS GRANDKIDS INSTEAD OF SCARING WHORES IN VEGAS |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:57 PM Author: opaque aggressive juggernaut striped hyena I don't know, maybe you might cut your dying husband some fucking slack and not dictate how he spends his last days on Earth! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658931) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: Bisexual hominid HENCE TELLING HIM TO GO TO VEGAS. IT'S NOT HER FAULT HE FAILED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658938) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:56 PM Author: claret titillating lay Yeah, there was a better time to do it, but he's not asking to tie her up and beat the shit out of her or anything, it's all within the realm of normal sexual behavior (excluding perhaps public). Dude just wants to watch some lez porn while her and wife masturbate together and she gives him a HJ and BJ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658916) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:57 PM Author: Bisexual hominid Yeah seems weird she never even gave him a HJ but maybe she's uber religious or something, in which case he's wasting his time trying to get that stuff out of her now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658934) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:02 PM Author: opaque aggressive juggernaut striped hyena Yeah, I think he realizes that he married a frigid cruel woman now. Hence his warning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658952) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:06 PM Author: Bisexual hominid It took him 50+ years to realize that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658974) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: opaque aggressive juggernaut striped hyena Nooooo... not a hand job! What a pervert! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658937) |
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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:15 PM Author: Odious national this guy misses out because he's not smart. These guys are his age and getting it all:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58cbdffabf766 |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:35 AM Author: Mind-boggling Thirsty Rigpig This is repellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660214) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:00 AM Author: Adventurous plum forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660321) |
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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:03 AM Author: Adventurous plum forum (OldHLSDude) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660327) |