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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: soul-stirring striped hyena sounds like Dad gave you some good advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191) |
Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone frum multi-billionaire senate Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: citrine blood rage school Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM Author: Razzle stage associate 7.5 minutes of heaven tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: ebony cumskin My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: exhilarant blathering locale mexican Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: bistre cruel-hearted pocket flask how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi Lay the pipe and she won’t be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121) |
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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM Author: A Joyless Profession (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: free-loading location I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: free-loading location (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: arousing translucent stage rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: Irate Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: aqua nursing home doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Shimmering trailer park Okay, i lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: massive nighttime corner community account all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi clearly you don’t lay the pipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: massive nighttime corner community account who's a good boy?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: arousing translucent stage rigpig yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: massive nighttime corner community account yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage
in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for
some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: massive nighttime corner community account if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: shaky stead I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.
How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: massive nighttime corner community account jfc goys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: arousing translucent stage rigpig what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi wtf is fodip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: Multi-colored box office Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: arousing translucent stage rigpig tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Multi-colored box office Ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy jew cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy jew cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: cerise mental disorder Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: cerise mental disorder Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM Author: Charismatic carnelian heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: massive nighttime corner community account after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: aqua nursing home doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Misunderstood market Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Multi-colored box office I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone frum multi-billionaire senate I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi wife is in a good mood again. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy jew cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: free-loading location op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi ur dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: free-loading location (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi idk wtf that even means (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: free-loading location it's not very hard to figure out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: lemon bull headed round eye base I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM Author: lemon bull headed round eye base What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Painfully honest milk dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: cerise mental disorder women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi You just aren’t hitting it right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: cerise mental disorder i'm not hitting it at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: Razzle stage associate 7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: geriatric stag film fanboi it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656) |
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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM Author: tight butthold Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047) |