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Midway upon the journey of his life, a laid-off lawyer wande...
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/13/09
Excellent work, my dear. This was a great collaboration.
Mustard Big Center
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this is awesome
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B You put in a solid effort but failed to develop any of th...
Snowy toaster
  12/13/09
Heretic.
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/13/09
Why didn't Alia ever come out as this shtick too?
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I know you fags are all illiterate, but that's no excuse for...
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/13/09
I'm only going to read it if it was about the Real World Roa...
wonderful translucent brunch
  12/13/09
This is a work of classic XO literature.
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/13/09
apparently
wonderful translucent brunch
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LOL
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Mustard Big Center
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this is excellent. too bad people won't read it
irradiated wine area
  12/13/09
Thanks.
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/13/09
"When Traveler opened the door, he was struck in the fa...
Thirsty free-loading mediation business firm
  12/13/09
Thank you. Luckily, studying is no longer an issue for m...
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/13/09
180
plum vibrant chad
  12/13/09
TY.
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/13/09
don't hate this is 180
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cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/14/09
Stop being so lazy and read it.
Mustard Big Center
  12/14/09
Outstanding as fuck, but your petulant bumps detract
puce slimy church building round eye
  12/14/09
I blame fucklaw for those.
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/14/09
Those are my fault.
Mustard Big Center
  12/14/09
The tl;dr impulse is strong, but I think with enough proddin...
Mustard Big Center
  12/14/09
Oh, didn't catch that there were two of you.
puce slimy church building round eye
  12/14/09
We're like a two-headed twin.
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/14/09
To be fair, 180 I laughed, I cried
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strong 180.
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179, because 180 has lost all meaning and is now issued with...
Purple Unhinged Candlestick Maker
  12/14/09
Fair critique.
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
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181
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tl;dr
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Not too shabby.
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I bow to you.
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This made me the weird guy in the library laughing. fucking ...
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Glad you enjoyed it.
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/14/09
Finally, our Bible.
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Just read this again. Well done, man. How long did it take y...
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We discussed it on and off for two days, and we spent a few ...
cheese-eating contagious windowlicker
  12/14/09
180. A sure classic.
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  12/14/09
Like any great work, this one was met with mixed reviews in ...
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Perhaps we should make a list of all references for posterit...
Mustard Big Center
  12/14/09
Explaining the jokes seems potentially lame.
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  12/18/09
Like an annotated copy of a lame translation. Far better lef...
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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Midway upon the journey of his life, a laid-off lawyer wandered through a dark wood, wondering whether he should apply for more soul-sucking BIGLAW jobs or just killself. At the depths of his despair, he saw an unusual light. A ray pierced the heavens and fell upon a mountain, illuminating a business he thought existed only in myth--the source of the world's finest burgers. The lawyer forgot his troubles and set out for the mountain, but three beasts blocked his path. A leopard growled at him, "I am Leiter. If you continue on your journey, you will see the most hideous things imaginable. Save your sanity and turn back now." The next beast, a condor, squaked, "Megathor likes fresh meat!", eyeing the lawyer hungrily. The third beast, a dragon, sniffed the lawyer and sneezed a ball of fire. Slightly charred but otherwise unharmed, the lawyer ran away.

Suddenly a man appeared and thrust out a hand. "I'm Whokebe. Are you looking for the world's finest burgers? Allow me to guide you there through the nine boroughs of Hizzlaville!" And so Whokebe led the lawyer onward in his quest.

First they reached the river Acheron, where Charon, the boatman, gave our traveler a mask to wear in Hizzlaville. "Your name is now Traveler," he said.

"Don't take off your mask," warned Whokebe, "or the townsfolk will tear you apart." At the gates of Hizzlaville a sign read, "The World's Most Prestigious City: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here."

Down they descended, into the first borough of Hizzlaville, Ontopic. Cawing vultures circled overhead. The streets were filled with masked and robed figures, discussing work and school. He scanned the crowd, but saw only men. "Excuse me", he said, approaching one of the men, "can you tell me where to find the world's finest burgers?" "Not on topic!" cried the man, who pushed the lawyer into a garbage dump.

Whokebe helped Traveler extricate himself from the trash. "We have reached the second borough," he said ominously--"WGWAG". "That's an odd name--what does it mean?" asked Traveler. "You'll see", said Whokebe.

WGWAG was plastered with porn--everything from bukake to creampies. Curiously, the porn contained only white women and Asian men. A knot of short men in robes chanted "WGWAG, WGWAG, WGWAG, WGWAG, WGWAG, WGWAG." The traveler tried to question them, but received no reply but another burst of "WGWAG!" Frustrated, he approached a prestigious looking man in an immaculate suit and smiling Asian mask. "Hello," said the man, "I'm Japanese Business Dood." "Can you tell me where to find the finest burgers?" asked the lawyer. "Sure," said JBD, and he pointed to one of the porn-clad houses which lined the street. "Right in there. HTH."

When Traveler opened the door, he was struck in the face by diarrhea spraying out of a woman's anus. He decided to look elsewhere for burgers.

He stumbled down the street, into the third borough, still trying to wipe the excremental stain from his clothes. The pornography had been replaced by lists--"Most Prestigious Crackers," read one list. "Most Prestigious Niggers," read another. The borough's inhabitants scurried from list to list, checking to see how prestigious they were. "180," murmured one. "Credited," said another. Suddenly the men all flung themselves into a giant pile, each striving to claw his way to the top. Taking advantage of the distraction, Traveler found the list of the world's most prestigious burgers, but tragically it contained no directions. Whokebe suggested they leave Strivehattan and continue on.

In the fourth borough, Notipping, Traveler paused for a moment to watch a gaunt woman giving a blow job. A poster on the wall behind the couple celebrated Hitler's Nobel Prize. As he watched the woman sucking hungrily, he noted a yellow star bobbing on her chest--on closer inspection, though, he realized she probably wasn't actually a woman. "Is it always like this?" he asked his guide. "Sometimes it's worse," said Whokebe. "Sometimes people get outed." The lawyer didn't want to know what that meant. They decided not to interrupt the couple to ask about burgers.

In the fifth borough, Basement, short men with tiny pink dicks slouched against the buildings and whined about their lives. "No one will fuck me," whined one. "My mother still makes me do chores," whined another. A man with a large sideways grin on his mask approached the traveler. "I'm a motherfucking expert, why won't anyone else fuck me?" he asked. "Did you know I got outed?" Despite the anguish in the man's voice, the mask continued to smile its horrendous :D. Traveler shuddered and ran away from the betas, lest contact result in betamorphosis.

At the edge of the sixth borough, he spotted a man wearing an exaggerated blackface mask with bright red lips. "Nigger nigger nigger," said the man. "Do you know where I can get the finest burgers?" asked Traveler. "AA let the niggers eat all the burgers," replied the stranger. "To be fair, kikes!" he added, as though this clarified matters. "Look, I'm just looking for the finest burgers," protested Traveler. "Try the fags, nigger," said the niggerthreader.

As the traveler and his guide descended from Detroit to the seventh borough of Hizzlaville, a man put a gun to his head and killedself. His body slumped into a river of steaming feces which emptied into a third tier toilet. In the distance, a man distended his anus with both hands. "Welcome to the borough of Goatse," said Whokebe, "Watch out for the pozloads." Extremely alpha and very straight men copulated furiously. "Just keep going," shouted a gross old man as he thrust his dick into another man's ass, "You've almost reached the finest burgers!" "We've all got assburgers," yelled a voice.

Inspired by the news that the finest burgers were nearby, the lawyer and Whokebe hurried into the eighth borough of Hizzlaville, Flame. Pimps swaggered through the streets, occasionally stopping to knock whores upside the head. "Things aren't like they used to be," grumbled a man standing on a streetcorner. His mask frowned pensively. "What do you mean?" asked the traveler. "Look at these bitches," said the man, gesturing. "Nothing but sluts and whores. HI and BH. Not a heroic woman among them."

"Are there any women in Hizzlaville?" asked the traveler, trying to discern if the whores were really women at all, or just men in drag. "No," replied the man. He turned away and stared at the street.

Finally they reached the Hizzlaville town square, dominated by a massive statue of a robot. A wedding appeared to be in progress. A fat chick--she must have weighed at least 130 lbs.--hurried towards the altar. An enormous diamond ring sparkled on her finger. Suddenly a large black man burst out of the crowd and rushed towards the fat chick, screaming, "I'm gonna rape all you crackers!" A thunderclap split the heavens and an angel descended into the square. "Rachmiel," Whokebe whispered in awe. Rachmiel strode up to the screaming black man and tore off his mask. "Sonic Youth no more!" he cried, rendering the man nothing more than a naked quivering Asian polyp. He tried desperately to cover his tiny pink dick as the other townsfolk transformed into vultures and began tearing him apart. Traveler shuddered, thankful that it wasn't him. Was this what "outing" meant?

"Ignore him," said Whokebe, "he's just a troll." Whokebe led the way up and over the statue of the giant robot. A plaque at its base proclaimed its name, "Torts." It had three heads, and in its massive steel jaws it crushed three figures representing time, hope, and tolerance. Traveler and his guide flipped around and slid down the statue's rump. A cave opened up above them, leading back up to the surface, to the shining mountain where Traveler finally found the finest burgers and once again beheld the stars.

The traveler was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541599)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

Excellent work, my dear. This was a great collaboration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541608)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crimson sanctuary sandwich

this is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14002680)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 10:59 PM
Author: costumed bat shit crazy hell organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17666861)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Snowy toaster

B

You put in a solid effort but failed to develop any of the themes present in your paper or to engage the reader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541607)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Heretic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541672)



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Date: June 29th, 2010 9:33 PM
Author: Curious azure theater stage immigrant

Why didn't Alia ever come out as this shtick too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15378917)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nubile locale travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541715)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

I know you fags are all illiterate, but that's no excuse for not reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541895)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: wonderful translucent brunch

I'm only going to read it if it was about the Real World Road Rules Challenge Inferno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541911)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

This is a work of classic XO literature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541925)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: wonderful translucent brunch

apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541937)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:48 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone regret

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13545703)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: grizzly cracking senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542070)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542238)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:43 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13545683)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:41 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13546057)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13550011)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 11:00 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13553332)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 11:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13553871)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13554859)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 2:21 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13555455)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13557481)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13559652)



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Date: December 16th, 2009 2:15 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13566237)



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Date: December 16th, 2009 5:11 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13566910)



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Date: December 16th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13568058)



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Date: December 16th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13572912)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 4:49 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13580112)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13592128)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13597500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13598915)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13600880)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13614645)



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Date: April 10th, 2010 10:41 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14669917)



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Date: May 28th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15107215)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: irradiated wine area

this is excellent. too bad people won't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542342)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542421)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:43 PM
Author: Thirsty free-loading mediation business firm

"When Traveler opened the door, he was struck in the face by diarrhea spraying out of a woman's anus. He decided to look elsewhere for burgers."

I died laughing.

Seriously though, this is great, but you probably should have used the time to study.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542863)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 11:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Thank you.

Luckily, studying is no longer an issue for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13543362)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: plum vibrant chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13543004)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 11:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13543645)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 11:20 PM
Author: sienna knife pozpig

don't hate this is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13543465)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:18 AM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13544258)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 1:07 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center

Stop being so lazy and read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13544869)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: puce slimy church building round eye

Outstanding as fuck, but your petulant bumps detract

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13544985)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 8:36 AM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

I blame fucklaw for those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13546271)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

Those are my fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13546985)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

The tl;dr impulse is strong, but I think with enough prodding people can get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547145)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: puce slimy church building round eye

Oh, didn't catch that there were two of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548780)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:43 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

We're like a two-headed twin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13549261)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: diverse silver death wish library

To be fair,

180 I laughed, I cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13544988)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547705)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:59 AM
Author: impressive sooty forum

strong 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13545781)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:42 AM
Author: Tantric buff queen of the night garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13546059)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:14 PM
Author: Purple Unhinged Candlestick Maker

179, because 180 has lost all meaning and is now issued without thought. I really mean 180, but the real kind of 180, not the bullshit "hurrfffff durrrffffff 1800000000000000000" kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547010)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Fair critique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547274)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:22 PM
Author: rose tank stain

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547902)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:23 PM
Author: chocolate slippery rigpig den

tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547913)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:23 PM
Author: Burgundy fighting theatre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547917)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Your loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548397)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:26 PM
Author: high-end peach school coffee pot

Not too shabby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547942)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548502)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: bronze roast beef menage

I bow to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548771)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: offensive school cafeteria deer antler

This made me the weird guy in the library laughing. fucking 180 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548789)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 8:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Glad you enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13551402)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Gas Station Private Investor

Finally, our Bible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548827)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: puce slimy church building round eye

Just read this again. Well done, man. How long did it take you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548858)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

We discussed it on and off for two days, and we spent a few hours with rounds of writing and editing. Plus a few years reading the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13549242)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: umber marvelous codepig

180. A sure classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548902)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 5:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

I think Rachmiel needs to read this. Can someone notify him of his position here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13549690)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Jade Well-lubricated Shitlib

Like any great work, this one was met with mixed reviews in its first push. It will be bumped and revered for the ages and build momentum among those intelligent enough to understand its true value and meaning.

180+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13550156)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 10:01 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

Perhaps we should make a list of all references for posterity--there will be a time when knowledge of JBD is lost, for instance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13552591)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Explaining the jokes seems potentially lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13592467)



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Date: September 24th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth pocket flask

Like an annotated copy of a lame translation. Far better left in the original

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16130937)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Spruce Flirting Clown

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13557603)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: Chestnut public bath

this was awesome. everyone should read this, its worth it. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13557755)



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Date: December 16th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: Comical rigor market

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

*APPLAUDS*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13566326)



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Date: December 16th, 2009 11:31 PM
Author: Comical rigor market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13574705)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: ruddy charismatic space

not too shabby

good research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13588493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:43 PM
Author: cheese-eating contagious windowlicker

Thank you. I read the Divine Comedy last December. The first third is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13592461)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: gold indian lodge

can't believe i didn't notice this the first time around.

180s to all involved!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13597676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:48 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13629095)



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Date: December 24th, 2009 2:39 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13636462)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:03 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13644966)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13683787)



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Date: December 31st, 2009 6:46 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13687913)



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Date: January 1st, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13697855)



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Date: January 6th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Burgundy fighting theatre cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13737967)



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Date: January 8th, 2010 6:47 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13756528)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 4:10 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth pocket flask

This is truly a magnum opus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14002853)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14017149)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14024595)



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Date: February 7th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14048489)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14059932)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14069763)



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Date: February 17th, 2010 4:00 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14150391)



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Date: February 18th, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14156873)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14381514)



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Date: April 8th, 2010 11:32 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14644274)



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Date: April 8th, 2010 12:36 PM
Author: Comical rigor market

a man put a gun to his head and killedself. His body slumped into a river of steaming feces which emptied into a third tier toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14644749)



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Date: April 8th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14646655)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14897418)



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Date: June 27th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15353362)



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Date: June 29th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15378899)



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Date: July 6th, 2010 12:46 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15427880)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15719759)



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Date: August 15th, 2010 2:46 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15792459)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15822117)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 3:22 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16124084)



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Date: September 24th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16130530)



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Date: September 24th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Pale Bateful Institution Lettuce

instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16132700)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 4:27 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16137006)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:44 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16139330)



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Date: October 2nd, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16197923)



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Date: November 15th, 2010 5:01 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16558235)



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Date: December 24th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16890359)



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Date: December 24th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16891440)



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Date: December 25th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: Mustard Big Center

christmas bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16894005)



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Date: December 25th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16895418)



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Date: December 25th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16897968)



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Date: December 26th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16901570)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 1:58 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17662390)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: Floppy flatulent location karate

this is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17662412)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center

I hope you die of acute radiation poisoning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17662437)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17666853)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 10:10 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#18463436)



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Date: July 30th, 2011 12:20 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#18643172)



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Date: July 30th, 2011 12:37 PM
Author: Canary appetizing lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#18643226)



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Date: November 18th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: Mustard Big Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#19392739)