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Midway upon the journey of his life, a laid-off lawyer wande...
Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
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Excellent work, my dear. This was a great collaboration.
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B You put in a solid effort but failed to develop any of th...
Talented national
  12/13/09
Heretic.
Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
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Why didn't Alia ever come out as this shtick too?
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I know you fags are all illiterate, but that's no excuse for...
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I'm only going to read it if it was about the Real World Roa...
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  12/13/09
This is a work of classic XO literature.
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apparently
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this is excellent. too bad people won't read it
naked racy stage therapy
  12/13/09
Thanks.
Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
  12/13/09
"When Traveler opened the door, he was struck in the fa...
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Thank you. Luckily, studying is no longer an issue for m...
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180
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don't hate this is 180
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Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
  12/14/09
Stop being so lazy and read it.
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  12/14/09
Outstanding as fuck, but your petulant bumps detract
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I blame fucklaw for those.
Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
  12/14/09
Those are my fault.
ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug
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The tl;dr impulse is strong, but I think with enough proddin...
ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug
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Oh, didn't catch that there were two of you.
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  12/14/09
We're like a two-headed twin.
Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
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To be fair, 180 I laughed, I cried
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strong 180.
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179, because 180 has lost all meaning and is now issued with...
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Fair critique.
Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
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181
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tl;dr
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Your loss.
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Not too shabby.
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I bow to you.
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Glad you enjoyed it.
Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
  12/14/09
Finally, our Bible.
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Just read this again. Well done, man. How long did it take y...
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We discussed it on and off for two days, and we spent a few ...
Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault
  12/14/09
180. A sure classic.
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Explaining the jokes seems potentially lame.
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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Midway upon the journey of his life, a laid-off lawyer wandered through a dark wood, wondering whether he should apply for more soul-sucking BIGLAW jobs or just killself. At the depths of his despair, he saw an unusual light. A ray pierced the heavens and fell upon a mountain, illuminating a business he thought existed only in myth--the source of the world's finest burgers. The lawyer forgot his troubles and set out for the mountain, but three beasts blocked his path. A leopard growled at him, "I am Leiter. If you continue on your journey, you will see the most hideous things imaginable. Save your sanity and turn back now." The next beast, a condor, squaked, "Megathor likes fresh meat!", eyeing the lawyer hungrily. The third beast, a dragon, sniffed the lawyer and sneezed a ball of fire. Slightly charred but otherwise unharmed, the lawyer ran away.

Suddenly a man appeared and thrust out a hand. "I'm Whokebe. Are you looking for the world's finest burgers? Allow me to guide you there through the nine boroughs of Hizzlaville!" And so Whokebe led the lawyer onward in his quest.

First they reached the river Acheron, where Charon, the boatman, gave our traveler a mask to wear in Hizzlaville. "Your name is now Traveler," he said.

"Don't take off your mask," warned Whokebe, "or the townsfolk will tear you apart." At the gates of Hizzlaville a sign read, "The World's Most Prestigious City: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here."

Down they descended, into the first borough of Hizzlaville, Ontopic. Cawing vultures circled overhead. The streets were filled with masked and robed figures, discussing work and school. He scanned the crowd, but saw only men. "Excuse me", he said, approaching one of the men, "can you tell me where to find the world's finest burgers?" "Not on topic!" cried the man, who pushed the lawyer into a garbage dump.

Whokebe helped Traveler extricate himself from the trash. "We have reached the second borough," he said ominously--"WGWAG". "That's an odd name--what does it mean?" asked Traveler. "You'll see", said Whokebe.

WGWAG was plastered with porn--everything from bukake to creampies. Curiously, the porn contained only white women and Asian men. A knot of short men in robes chanted "WGWAG, WGWAG, WGWAG, WGWAG, WGWAG, WGWAG." The traveler tried to question them, but received no reply but another burst of "WGWAG!" Frustrated, he approached a prestigious looking man in an immaculate suit and smiling Asian mask. "Hello," said the man, "I'm Japanese Business Dood." "Can you tell me where to find the finest burgers?" asked the lawyer. "Sure," said JBD, and he pointed to one of the porn-clad houses which lined the street. "Right in there. HTH."

When Traveler opened the door, he was struck in the face by diarrhea spraying out of a woman's anus. He decided to look elsewhere for burgers.

He stumbled down the street, into the third borough, still trying to wipe the excremental stain from his clothes. The pornography had been replaced by lists--"Most Prestigious Crackers," read one list. "Most Prestigious Niggers," read another. The borough's inhabitants scurried from list to list, checking to see how prestigious they were. "180," murmured one. "Credited," said another. Suddenly the men all flung themselves into a giant pile, each striving to claw his way to the top. Taking advantage of the distraction, Traveler found the list of the world's most prestigious burgers, but tragically it contained no directions. Whokebe suggested they leave Strivehattan and continue on.

In the fourth borough, Notipping, Traveler paused for a moment to watch a gaunt woman giving a blow job. A poster on the wall behind the couple celebrated Hitler's Nobel Prize. As he watched the woman sucking hungrily, he noted a yellow star bobbing on her chest--on closer inspection, though, he realized she probably wasn't actually a woman. "Is it always like this?" he asked his guide. "Sometimes it's worse," said Whokebe. "Sometimes people get outed." The lawyer didn't want to know what that meant. They decided not to interrupt the couple to ask about burgers.

In the fifth borough, Basement, short men with tiny pink dicks slouched against the buildings and whined about their lives. "No one will fuck me," whined one. "My mother still makes me do chores," whined another. A man with a large sideways grin on his mask approached the traveler. "I'm a motherfucking expert, why won't anyone else fuck me?" he asked. "Did you know I got outed?" Despite the anguish in the man's voice, the mask continued to smile its horrendous :D. Traveler shuddered and ran away from the betas, lest contact result in betamorphosis.

At the edge of the sixth borough, he spotted a man wearing an exaggerated blackface mask with bright red lips. "Nigger nigger nigger," said the man. "Do you know where I can get the finest burgers?" asked Traveler. "AA let the niggers eat all the burgers," replied the stranger. "To be fair, kikes!" he added, as though this clarified matters. "Look, I'm just looking for the finest burgers," protested Traveler. "Try the fags, nigger," said the niggerthreader.

As the traveler and his guide descended from Detroit to the seventh borough of Hizzlaville, a man put a gun to his head and killedself. His body slumped into a river of steaming feces which emptied into a third tier toilet. In the distance, a man distended his anus with both hands. "Welcome to the borough of Goatse," said Whokebe, "Watch out for the pozloads." Extremely alpha and very straight men copulated furiously. "Just keep going," shouted a gross old man as he thrust his dick into another man's ass, "You've almost reached the finest burgers!" "We've all got assburgers," yelled a voice.

Inspired by the news that the finest burgers were nearby, the lawyer and Whokebe hurried into the eighth borough of Hizzlaville, Flame. Pimps swaggered through the streets, occasionally stopping to knock whores upside the head. "Things aren't like they used to be," grumbled a man standing on a streetcorner. His mask frowned pensively. "What do you mean?" asked the traveler. "Look at these bitches," said the man, gesturing. "Nothing but sluts and whores. HI and BH. Not a heroic woman among them."

"Are there any women in Hizzlaville?" asked the traveler, trying to discern if the whores were really women at all, or just men in drag. "No," replied the man. He turned away and stared at the street.

Finally they reached the Hizzlaville town square, dominated by a massive statue of a robot. A wedding appeared to be in progress. A fat chick--she must have weighed at least 130 lbs.--hurried towards the altar. An enormous diamond ring sparkled on her finger. Suddenly a large black man burst out of the crowd and rushed towards the fat chick, screaming, "I'm gonna rape all you crackers!" A thunderclap split the heavens and an angel descended into the square. "Rachmiel," Whokebe whispered in awe. Rachmiel strode up to the screaming black man and tore off his mask. "Sonic Youth no more!" he cried, rendering the man nothing more than a naked quivering Asian polyp. He tried desperately to cover his tiny pink dick as the other townsfolk transformed into vultures and began tearing him apart. Traveler shuddered, thankful that it wasn't him. Was this what "outing" meant?

"Ignore him," said Whokebe, "he's just a troll." Whokebe led the way up and over the statue of the giant robot. A plaque at its base proclaimed its name, "Torts." It had three heads, and in its massive steel jaws it crushed three figures representing time, hope, and tolerance. Traveler and his guide flipped around and slid down the statue's rump. A cave opened up above them, leading back up to the surface, to the shining mountain where Traveler finally found the finest burgers and once again beheld the stars.

The traveler was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541599)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

Excellent work, my dear. This was a great collaboration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541608)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Motley Resort

this is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14002680)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 10:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling persian



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Talented national

B

You put in a solid effort but failed to develop any of the themes present in your paper or to engage the reader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541607)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Heretic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541672)



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Date: June 29th, 2010 9:33 PM
Author: Arousing Trust Fund Skinny Woman

Why didn't Alia ever come out as this shtick too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15378917)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: Coiffed adventurous personal credit line



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:40 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

I know you fags are all illiterate, but that's no excuse for not reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541895)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: ultramarine blathering address

I'm only going to read it if it was about the Real World Road Rules Challenge Inferno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541911)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

This is a work of classic XO literature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13541925)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: ultramarine blathering address

apparently

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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:48 AM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon regret

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13545703)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: aqua bearded azn clown



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542238)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:43 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:41 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13546057)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault



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Date: December 14th, 2009 11:00 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 14th, 2009 11:44 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 15th, 2009 2:21 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 15th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 16th, 2009 2:15 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 16th, 2009 5:11 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 16th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 16th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13572912)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 4:49 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13580112)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 19th, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 19th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13598915)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 21st, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13614645)



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Date: April 10th, 2010 10:41 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: May 28th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: naked racy stage therapy

this is excellent. too bad people won't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542342)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:20 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542421)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:43 PM
Author: Provocative Party Of The First Part

"When Traveler opened the door, he was struck in the face by diarrhea spraying out of a woman's anus. He decided to look elsewhere for burgers."

I died laughing.

Seriously though, this is great, but you probably should have used the time to study.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13542863)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 11:14 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Thank you.

Luckily, studying is no longer an issue for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13543362)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Field Factory Reset Button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13543004)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 11:29 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13543645)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 11:20 PM
Author: flatulent legal warrant whorehouse

don't hate this is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13543465)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:18 AM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13544258)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 1:07 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

Stop being so lazy and read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13544869)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: comical heaven

Outstanding as fuck, but your petulant bumps detract

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13544985)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 8:36 AM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

I blame fucklaw for those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13546271)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

Those are my fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13546985)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

The tl;dr impulse is strong, but I think with enough prodding people can get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547145)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: comical heaven

Oh, didn't catch that there were two of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548780)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:43 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

We're like a two-headed twin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13549261)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Twisted Foreskin Range

To be fair,

180 I laughed, I cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13544988)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547705)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:59 AM
Author: Overrated Blood Rage

strong 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13545781)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:42 AM
Author: Pungent Khaki Senate Circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13546059)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:14 PM
Author: Citrine black woman ticket booth

179, because 180 has lost all meaning and is now issued without thought. I really mean 180, but the real kind of 180, not the bullshit "hurrfffff durrrffffff 1800000000000000000" kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547010)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Fair critique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547274)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:22 PM
Author: Flesh Adulterous Gaping

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547902)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:23 PM
Author: razzle shivering nursing home

tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547913)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:23 PM
Author: Turquoise offensive faggot firefighter degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547917)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:16 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Your loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548397)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 2:26 PM
Author: frum plaza friendly grandma

Not too shabby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13547942)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: vivacious balding really tough guy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548502)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: crimson shrine famous landscape painting

I bow to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548771)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: stimulating mildly autistic haunted graveyard stage

This made me the weird guy in the library laughing. fucking 180 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548789)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 8:06 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Glad you enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13551402)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 3:59 PM
Author: disrespectful reading party point

Finally, our Bible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548827)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: comical heaven

Just read this again. Well done, man. How long did it take you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548858)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:42 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

We discussed it on and off for two days, and we spent a few hours with rounds of writing and editing. Plus a few years reading the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13549242)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated contagious area nibblets

180. A sure classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13548902)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 5:29 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

I think Rachmiel needs to read this. Can someone notify him of his position here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13549690)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: bateful space crotch

Like any great work, this one was met with mixed reviews in its first push. It will be bumped and revered for the ages and build momentum among those intelligent enough to understand its true value and meaning.

180+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13550156)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 10:01 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

Perhaps we should make a list of all references for posterity--there will be a time when knowledge of JBD is lost, for instance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13552591)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:44 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Explaining the jokes seems potentially lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13592467)



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Date: September 24th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: fishy filthpig

Like an annotated copy of a lame translation. Far better left in the original

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16130937)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Cruise Ship

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13557603)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: galvanic station goyim

this was awesome. everyone should read this, its worth it. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13557755)



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Date: December 16th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: Bronze diverse location half-breed

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

*APPLAUDS*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13566326)



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Date: December 16th, 2009 11:31 PM
Author: Bronze diverse location half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13574705)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: fragrant theater stage laser beams

not too shabby

good research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13588493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:43 PM
Author: Brindle Hyperventilating Background Story Double Fault

Thank you. I read the Divine Comedy last December. The first third is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13592461)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: olive cumskin

can't believe i didn't notice this the first time around.

180s to all involved!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13597676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:48 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13629095)



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Date: December 24th, 2009 2:39 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13636462)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:03 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13644966)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13683787)



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Date: December 31st, 2009 6:46 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13687913)



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Date: January 1st, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13697855)



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Date: January 6th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Turquoise offensive faggot firefighter degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13737967)



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Date: January 8th, 2010 6:47 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#13756528)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 4:10 PM
Author: fishy filthpig

This is truly a magnum opus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14002853)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14017149)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14024595)



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Date: February 7th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14048489)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14059932)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14069763)



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Date: February 17th, 2010 4:00 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14150391)



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Date: February 18th, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14156873)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14381514)



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Date: April 8th, 2010 11:32 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14644274)



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Date: April 8th, 2010 12:36 PM
Author: Bronze diverse location half-breed

a man put a gun to his head and killedself. His body slumped into a river of steaming feces which emptied into a third tier toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14644749)



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Date: April 8th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14646655)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#14897418)



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Date: June 27th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15353362)



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Date: June 29th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15378899)



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Date: July 6th, 2010 12:46 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15427880)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15719759)



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Date: August 15th, 2010 2:46 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15792459)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#15822117)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 3:22 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16124084)



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Date: September 24th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16130530)



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Date: September 24th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Startling elite parlor

instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16132700)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 4:27 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16137006)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:44 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16139330)



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Date: October 2nd, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16197923)



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Date: November 15th, 2010 5:01 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16558235)



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Date: December 24th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16890359)



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Date: December 24th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16891440)



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Date: December 25th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

christmas bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16894005)



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Date: December 25th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16895418)



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Date: December 25th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16897968)



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Date: December 26th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#16901570)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 1:58 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17662390)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: Hairless frisky lodge voyeur

this is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17662412)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug

I hope you die of acute radiation poisoning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17662437)



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Date: April 1st, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#17666853)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 10:10 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#18463436)



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Date: July 30th, 2011 12:20 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#18643172)



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Date: July 30th, 2011 12:37 PM
Author: iridescent razzmatazz juggernaut roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#18643226)



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Date: November 18th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&forum_id=2#19392739)