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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:14 PM Author: trip gunner gas station http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/24/turning-30-30-things-every-woman-should-have-and-should-know_n_1447368.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541143) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 2:30 AM Author: trip gunner gas station julia wat do u think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542801) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 3:33 PM Author: trip gunner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20545406) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 4:03 PM Author: trip gunner gas station cum on julia i know u see me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20545625) |
Date: April 24th, 2012 11:15 PM Author: Ungodly passionate shrine Aren't women supposed to be cuckolding a husband by 30? Or, at the very least, married? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541158) |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:25 PM Author: trip gunner gas station lol no? hear r a few things all women shld have done by 30: - taken appx. a football fields length of cock (from the ppl who play on it ideally) because she deserves it - eaten $1000 tapas from some shithole in harlem because she deserves it - bought herself ten gallons of ben and jerry's and cried on an ugly friend's shoulder because she deserves it - cheated on her fiance and then yelled at him for being controlling because she deserves it - quit her job because she didn't get that promotion because she deserves it - taken a vacation afterwards because she deserves it |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:26 PM Author: henna piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541257) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:27 PM Author: Twisted odious stag film gay wizard lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544558) |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:15 PM Author: henna piazza lol godspeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541164) |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:17 PM Author: Avocado Buck-toothed Cruise Ship Fat Ankles before 30 she should know how to DEEPTHROAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541180) |
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Date: August 19th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: Aromatic jewess knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26163977) |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:21 PM Author: frum maniacal native pistol 10. One friend who always makes you laugh and one who lets you cry.
I vomited. |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: Excitant Ruddy Nursing Home Women who aren't prole scum know that only two things matter:
1) Good husband.
2) Kid: 10 fingers, 10 toes.
The rest is all a salve for those who don't have 1 and 2 and everyone, and I mean everyfuckingone, knows this deep down. |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:36 PM Author: trip gunner gas station Are you serious? Women know they *deserve* these things, but why would they want them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541347) |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Excitant Ruddy Nursing Home I don't understand your question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541356) |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:39 PM Author: trip gunner gas station Women are happy in their careers, with their friends, and on their tapas-cum-sushi vacations. Why would they want a man to mess all that up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541366) |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:58 PM Author: Excitant Ruddy Nursing Home Because you can't rely on tapas. You can't fuck tapas. And you can't fight with tapas outside of the bathroom. Men, despite this retarded, celebratory "we don't need men" zeitgeist are here to stay. And we're getting tired of this bullshit. Toe the line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541586) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:48 AM Author: trip gunner gas station I don't understand. I have a vibrator. And I can go to a bar. What am I missing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542058) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:54 AM Author: chocolate insecure trailer park You sound a little miffed that they don't need you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542110) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 7:31 AM Author: Excitant Ruddy Nursing Home I don't like how women are trying to unnaturally unravel the basic building block of society and skew gender roles. Men and women are fundamentally different. We're not equal or adept at exactly the same things. We're different.
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:05 PM Author: sable razzle house half-breed Is that why women's self reported happiness measures continue to decrease? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26968211) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:32 AM Author: Swollen Locus Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542380) |
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Date: April 24th, 2012 11:50 PM Author: trip gunner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20541493) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:53 AM Author: chocolate insecure trailer park You guys must be the only people on earth who overanalyze and become enraged over stupid bits of pop culture that most people take as a joke and forget after five minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542103) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:55 AM Author: trip gunner gas station forget after five minutes? its a 15y/o article resurrected (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542119) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:58 AM Author: chocolate insecure trailer park So what? Most people read articles like this in passing, realizing they're entertainment. On xoxo, people take everything VERY SERIOUSLY and try to find meaning where there is none. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542150) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:03 AM Author: trip gunner gas station ppl sent this around 2 their friends saying it was written by maya angelou. u mad i know y the caged bitch sings man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542195) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:13 AM Author: Stimulating lake elastic band step-uncle's house You're pretty stupid if you think "entertainment" never reveals deeper cultural norms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542258) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: chocolate insecure trailer park Never said that. I don't know anyone who gets angry over stupid articles and blogs though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542311) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:23 AM Author: Stimulating lake elastic band step-uncle's house They might be angry at the underlying norms those stupid articles represent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542320) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:23 AM Author: trip gunner gas station do u want me to go find tons of articles on jezebel.com w/feminists getting madd as fukk abt articles abt women? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542326) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:24 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5903793/on-calling-women-crazy?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542334) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:25 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5904744/groundbreaking-study-reveals-that-swimsuit-shopping-makes-women-feel-like-shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542339) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:25 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5904098/spanish-dating-service-busses-women-to-their-depressed-bridegrooms-in-the-country?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542342) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:26 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5902639/the-pseudo+science-behind-dating-websites-is-total-crap?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542344) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:26 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5899545/feminists-may-not-always-be-ugly-but-they-make-terrible-girlfriends-says-phyllis-schlaflys-crazy-ass?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542348) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:28 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5884967/college-dating-site-answers-urgent-which-school-is-hottest-question?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542358) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:29 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5873827/founder-of-possible-sex-tourist-website-creates-elaborate-ad-campaign-telling-men-to-beware-of-marriage?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542360) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:29 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5866206/michele-bachmann-explains-nice-girls-dont-ask-boys-on-dates?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542364) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:30 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5855235/is-your-wife-fat-try-adultery?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542367) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:30 AM Author: trip gunner gas station http://jezebel.com/5862502/27-and-unmarried-in-china-youre-one-of-the-leftover-women?tag=dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542369) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:43 AM Author: trip gunner gas station overall im not sure why i spent my time on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542479) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 9:15 AM Author: Flushed Comical Parlor Blood Rage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20543439) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:21 PM Author: medicated national karate Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544231) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:05 PM Author: nudist exciting temple 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544462) |
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Date: August 19th, 2014 6:00 AM Author: Chartreuse Telephone Alpha holy fuck lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26159539) |
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Date: August 19th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Aromatic jewess knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26163978) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: Flushed Comical Parlor Blood Rage loled again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26968177) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 12:56 PM Author: white stead man it's a SENSATION | FILLIN when ur in the zone PWNING some dumbfuck on the internet n then u look up n realize it's been 3 hours n u covered a whiteboard in notes on next steps for ur march to the sea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26968179) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:05 PM Author: Misunderstood Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26968216) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:57 AM Author: black tattoo juggernaut 1. EAT 2. SHIT 3. LOVE |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:52 AM Author: Spectacular Scourge Upon The Earth Generalized Bond ROFL. So here is what the list is about:
1. Men you've fucked. 2. A couch. 3. A dress. 4. A purse. 5. Slutty past. 6. Slutty past. 7. Coming to grips with mortality like a 6 year old. 8. Literally, having a fucking checking account. 9. Literally, having a resume. 10. At least 2 friends. 11. Slut apparel. 12. Wasteful spending. 13. Ego. 14. Vanity. 15. Having literally begun adulthood by your fourth decade of life.
You should know:
1. That you won't go back to your abusive boyfriend. 2. Whether you want to think about someone other than yourself. 3. How to talk like a grown-up. 4. Ambiguous bullshit. 5. How to signal that you are willing to suck cock. 7. How literally to manage to be alone with your own thoughts without them overwhelming you. 8. When you deserve new shit. 9. How not to get anorexia. 10. How to get over incest stuff. 11. Whether you're cool with being a literal whore. 12. How to not wind up like a disgusting barfly. 13. How to cool it with the catty mindgames for a second. 14. How to be a cunt. 15. How to lie about your age.
Cool lists. |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:57 AM Author: trip gunner gas station fucking LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542607) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 2:32 AM Author: Chrome mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542815) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 2:47 AM Author: black tattoo juggernaut you are a gentleman and a scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542854) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:03 PM Author: henna piazza mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544452) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 2:32 AM Author: mint milk They missed BBC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542814) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:14 PM Author: medicated national karate Covered under JUICY PAST (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544193) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 3:06 AM Author: claret masturbator I havent done any of these things. kill self. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20542916) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 8:38 AM Author: duck-like federal locale ratface For "things I should have," everything except
7. The realization that you are actually going to have an old age -- and some money set aside to help fund it.
not much in retirement savings, though we're getting there
11. A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.
- have screwdrivers and lots of black lace bras - no cordless drill
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13. The belief that you deserve it.
wtf I don't deserve it. I get that statements like these are there to help women who have bad self esteem and are afraid to buy things for themselves, but I need to go in the other direction. I want to return to my parents immigrant values of sacrifice.
For things I should know, everything except
6. The names of the secretary of state, your great-grandmothers, and the best tailor in town.
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Date: April 25th, 2012 8:39 AM Author: vibrant cuckold garrison I hate this list. I want to yell at its author. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20543372) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 8:46 AM Author: duck-like federal locale ratface it's just very dated and girl powery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20543390) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 8:48 AM Author: vibrant cuckold garrison It makes us look like complete shit and is written like shit. I shall author a new list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20543392) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:08 PM Author: trip gunner gas station to have: 15 monikers to know: 15 whokebe monikers |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 8:51 AM Author: duck-like federal locale ratface lol at the guy version
http://www.thefrisky.com/2010-03-31/30-things-every-man-should-have-by-30/
Men have such low standards for themselves. Half the list is just being able to feed oneself, maintain a livable apartment, and be clean. |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:15 PM Author: medicated national karate That's not THAT easy to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544197) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 8:55 AM Author: Glittery nibblets school cafeteria i couldn't even finish reading that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20543401) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 9:20 AM Author: yapping bearded black woman There is no anal with me, ergo incomplete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20543449) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: well-lubricated site 3. Something perfect to wear if the employer or man of your dreams wants to see you in an hour.
lol, by 30 you should realize that there is no such thing as "man of your dreams." |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: trip gunner gas station 180 u topped the shit in the OP im impressed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544482) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:10 PM Author: Sooty thriller idiot market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544489) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:10 PM Author: dull center marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544492) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:32 PM Author: henna piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544584) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:34 PM Author: Spectacular Scourge Upon The Earth Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20544594) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: trip gunner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26968166) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: indigo thirsty church building Wow, Hillary Clinton is wise
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Date: April 25th, 2012 5:46 PM Author: ebony principal's office incel most, if not all. also, that list is retarded |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 8:02 PM Author: trip gunner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#20547433) |
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Date: August 19th, 2014 6:47 AM Author: Hyperactive violet pervert What a load of drivel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26159681) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 12:56 PM Author: Flushed Comical Parlor Blood Rage #4 is the only credited one in my opinion:
4. A purse, a suitcase, and an umbrella you’re not ashamed to be seen carrying. |
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Date: August 19th, 2014 7:22 PM Author: Chartreuse Telephone Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1932432&forum_id=2#26163912) |