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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu
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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284) |
Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM Author: frozen casino dat secret menu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM Author: Startling carnelian puppy resort can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM Author: red racy nursing home friendly grandma what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: Exhilarant sneaky criminal Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.
This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes. |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: Fragrant Sable Office Hunting Ground Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139) |
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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.
But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system. |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM Author: orange exciting heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM Author: red racy nursing home friendly grandma i just want spicy mcnuggets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM Author: excitant drunken piazza McPizzas were 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: frozen casino if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM Author: Passionate Cheese-eating Affirmative Action Forum *McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM Author: stimulating silver deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM Author: multi-colored bonkers stage i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM Author: red racy nursing home friendly grandma checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM Author: multi-colored bonkers stage you just changed my life. thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: hot antidepressant drug Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM Author: Passionate Cheese-eating Affirmative Action Forum i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM Author: coiffed arousing turdskin really tough guy hilarious, but can't be true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM Author: Black duck-like tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM Author: Hateful Rose Toilet Seat This doesn't apply to the McRib though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib ? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM Author: Lascivious French Water Buffalo Church Building McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.
Therefore, your entire premise fails. |
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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM Author: Hateful Rose Toilet Seat McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM Author: Exhilarant sneaky criminal The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM Author: provocative point coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM Author: appetizing jewess multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM Author: at-the-ready fighting factory reset button box office I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb
McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good. |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib 180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM Author: fluffy stubborn dilemma internal respiration Tell me more about modular lobster, please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Greedy Temple Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM Author: Stirring Locale Sound Barrier For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM Author: Passionate Cheese-eating Affirmative Action Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632) |
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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM Author: Useless rough-skinned center They literally have no bagels in the store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM Author: Magical fear-inspiring theater i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM Author: Passionate Cheese-eating Affirmative Action Forum oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086) |
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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM Author: Slate nibblets flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: orange exciting heaven Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Charcoal Blood Rage Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.
Half an hour later I got my sandwich. |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM Author: Fragrant Sable Office Hunting Ground (guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528) |
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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM Author: coiffed arousing turdskin really tough guy you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM Author: Passionate Cheese-eating Affirmative Action Forum lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM Author: milky flatulent scourge upon the earth station lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Roblox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#49395127) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM Author: frozen casino this poast has been a game changer for my book of business
I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.
If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk. |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM Author: primrose trip doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM Author: Low-t floppy pozpig national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929) |
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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM Author: primrose trip doctorate The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: orange exciting heaven We survived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927) |
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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM Author: Passionate Cheese-eating Affirmative Action Forum https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM Author: Wine associate This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM Author: talented kink-friendly hell was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654951) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM Author: autistic green native what about bk's cheesey fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654974) |
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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM Author: Odious Lettuce Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#48349963) |
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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM Author: poppy vibrant nowag Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#48350032) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM Breakfast reminder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#49395126) |