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Elon Musk calls for Cooley associate to be fired, Cooley refuses; Musk fires Coo

A partner at law firm Cooley LLP got an unexpected call late...
Indigo Theater Stage Mental Disorder
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The real story here is that the associate was able to go bac...
Impertinent scourge upon the earth lodge
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He's pushing back against the corruption of having lawyers g...
Brindle liquid oxygen fanboi
  01/15/22
I know the revolving door thing can be troubling, but I also...
Impertinent scourge upon the earth lodge
  01/15/22
You're underestimating how corrupt fed agencies are.
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Self-absorbed obsidian church building gaping
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Again this makes no sense in this context
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Cooley prbly prefers a pissed off Tesla over a pissed off SE...
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Every former SEC or CFTC atty that later went into pvt prac ...
Angry menage private investor
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unintentionally*
Sickened resort kitty
  01/15/22
This is nonsense. It isn’t corruption. It’s how ...
Flushed bat shit crazy tanning salon
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That turd Chopra knows what's up. They're gonna kill him soo...
Brindle liquid oxygen fanboi
  01/15/22
This makes no sense. The revolving door problem is when indu...
Primrose 180 locale laser beams
  01/16/22
is he really pushing back against corruption? i read this as...
Excitant garnet temple place of business
  01/17/22
Fuck off boot licker. Seems like a pretty good reason to me....
Scarlet Coiffed Range
  01/15/22
Lol yep Elon should continue giving them millions and stop a...
Turquoise reading party rigor
  01/15/22
agree. elon comes across like a petty bully here
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Dishonest article. Dr Cummings sits on the board of an auto ...
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Brindle liquid oxygen fanboi
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180 fuck elon, Biglaw has the REAL POWER here
violent rigpig
  01/15/22
Seems like a reasonable response.
Fragrant pocket flask
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I think it is sort of shitty of Musk to do this given that l...
Hideous wrinkle
  01/15/22
He looks like a butt hurt faggot, which he is
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Amethyst new version
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Musk is 180
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Scarlet Coiffed Range
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Oh no he fired his lawyers?!?! Shameful.
Razzle-dazzle pink stage
  01/15/22
Dick move on Musk’s part. Also a waste of shareholder...
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Everyone involved is a big boy. I'm not going to get too wor...
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Up to speed on what? Any new firm will gladly write off tha...
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ruby aromatic stead associate
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Sure. That could happen.
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Electric cuckold
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Won't someone think of the shareholders
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Those poor shareholders who only 8xed their money this year!...
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ruby aromatic stead associate
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brass laughsome casino ratface
  01/16/22
lawyer should sue
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This isn't my area, but isn't there some argument you can ma...
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brass laughsome casino ratface
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argument with respect to what? the lawyer in question wasn&r...
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all of elon's antics that have "no impact on the compan...
brass laughsome casino ratface
  01/16/22
>literally everyone who owns this stock does so because t...
vengeful lavender dysfunction set
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180 move by musk
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Judges on the 9th Circus, err Circuit, allegedly told K&...
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and the partner's name was evan39
Embarrassed To The Bone Comical Ticket Booth
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Update This didn’t happen
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
Federal chrome community account nowag
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meh. everyone did the right thing here. Elon's right. Cooley...
Electric cuckold
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why are birdshit ceos like elon lil bitches? pradeep CEO's a...
peach arousing goal in life
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idk man, seems reasonable to be pissed at a firm that you pa...
ruby aromatic stead associate
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the fuking associate didnt work on any of elon's cases so fu...
peach arousing goal in life
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nah man he's right
ruby aromatic stead associate
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(birdshit girlie man)
peach arousing goal in life
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"why can't birdshit ceos be rule following bug people a...
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serve corrupt masters in a capricious manner and there's CON...
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ruby aromatic stead associate
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Revolving doors are the worst kind
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It's a shame that a man who brought electric cars mainstream...
anal hell generalized bond
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Cooley for some reason is seen as a “good to” fi...
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He should take the lawyers wife to dubai and send him videos...
orange halford
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It's a way to send a message to intimidate regulators now an...
mauve adventurous box office
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Who cares, as long as Elon is pwning biglaw libs
dashing friendly grandma dragon
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I'm not necessarily against it
mauve adventurous box office
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xo loves sucking up to this oligarch
Primrose 180 locale laser beams
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the whole reason elon is who he is and got to where he is is...
brass laughsome casino ratface
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This seems like the sensible route.
Angry menage private investor
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I’m not surprised. Tesla leaving will barely affect ...
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lol at this “profession” just lol
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Same investors who took Dell private were in talks with Elon...
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Dude was probably a dick to elon when he was a regulator. Ho...
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Beady-eyed rehab
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Sometimes being a good lawyer means being a dick to the othe...
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Having a hard time understanding how an SEC lawyer low enoug...
Duck-like Selfie
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same. it's a plum gig. should go to a 20+ year career typ...
Electric cuckold
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“David said to let that summer associate from the Seat...
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"I think he's on isle 12"
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Walnut concupiscible round eye alpha
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180 to see lawyers not act like cucks for once
vengeful lavender dysfunction set
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Virtually guarantee that tesla-originating partner pushed fo...
Duck-like Selfie
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Of course he did. It only surprising the firm didn't acquies...
Cerebral forum yarmulke
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There’s clearly a missing piece to the puzzle
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Angry menage private investor
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i'm not surprised. elon didn't have a valid reason why the ...
Excitant garnet temple place of business
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You think if Elon would have mumbled a little something abou...
Pearly bat-shit-crazy chapel gay wizard
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Only if there was a legit issue. I wonder what biglol firm w...
Excitant garnet temple place of business
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There must be a relationship partner that brought tesla in t...
Angry menage private investor
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good point. if tesla was a significant portion of his book, ...
Excitant garnet temple place of business
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I think they're afraid of the potential press, not the prece...
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Heady dog poop bawdyhouse
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Elon Musk is an evil individual
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Date: January 15th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: Indigo Theater Stage Mental Disorder

A partner at law firm Cooley LLP got an unexpected call late last year from a lawyer for one of the firm’s most famous clients, Elon Musk’s Tesla Inc., TSLA 1.75% with an ultimatum.

The world’s richest man wanted Cooley, which was representing Tesla in numerous lawsuits, to fire one of its attorneys or it would lose the electric-vehicle company’s business, people familiar with the matter said.

The target of Mr. Musk’s ire was a former U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission lawyer whom Cooley had hired for its securities litigation and enforcement practice and who had no involvement in the firm’s work for Tesla. At the SEC, the attorney had interviewed Mr. Musk during the agency’s investigation of the Tesla chief executive’s 2018 tweet claiming, wrongly, to have secured funding to potentially take the electric-vehicle maker private.

The probe resulted in a settlement in which Mr. Musk agreed to resign as chairman and pay a $20 million fine. He also agreed to have a Tesla lawyer review in advance tweets about certain topics, including the company’s financial results, sales numbers and proposed business combinations.

Cooley has declined to fire the attorney, who remains an associate at the firm, the people said. Since early December, Tesla has begun taking steps in several cases to replace Cooley or add additional counsel, legal documents show. Mr. Musk’s rocket company Space Exploration Technologies Corp., also known as SpaceX, has stopped using Cooley for regulatory work, according to people familiar with the matter.

Neither Tesla, SpaceX, nor Mr. Musk responded to requests for comment.

The interaction with Cooley points to a bigger pattern for Mr. Musk: Long dismissive of regulators, he has recently aimed his ire at individuals with ties to regulatory agencies with which he has sparred.

Often, he expresses his displeasure on Twitter, where he has roughly 70 million followers. His comments often lead to an online army rallying to his cause.

This past fall, he turned his sights on a longtime critic of Tesla’s advanced driver-assistance technology, Mary “Missy” Cummings, a researcher on how people interact with autonomous systems who was named as an adviser to the top U.S. auto safety regulator.

The agency had just opened an investigation into Tesla’s advanced driver-assistance technology after a series of crashes in which Teslas ran into one or more parked emergency vehicles. Such probes can lead to recalls, and this was shaping up to be one of the agency’s most extensive investigations to date of advanced driver-assistance technology.

Dr. Cummings, a Duke University engineering professor, had been critical of Tesla’s advanced driver-assistance system known as Autopilot. A study published last year that she co-wrote found that the company’s technology, which doesn’t make vehicles autonomous, performed inconsistently.

Tesla has said that driving with Autopilot engaged is safer than doing so without it.

Mr. Musk, once her appointment became public, tweeted: “Objectively, her track record is extremely biased against Tesla.” A barrage of online attacks on Dr. Cummings by Tesla supporters ensued, several of them vulgar.

A petition launched on Change.org called on the agency, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, to rescind her appointment over a perceived conflict of interest. The petition, which has since been removed from the platform, received tens of thousands of signatures.

In the wake of the outcry, the agency privately required Dr. Cummings to recuse herself from any Tesla-specific matters, according to people familiar with the matter.

A spokeswoman for the U.S. Department of Transportation confirmed Dr. Cummings’s recusal. She didn’t respond to a question about whether the social-media criticism influenced the decision.

It isn’t unusual for companies to take issue with government officials they fear will hurt their interests, whether through campaign contributions to influence public policy or legal action. Amazon.com Inc. and Facebook, now Meta Platforms Inc., have, unsuccessfully, sought the recusal of Federal Trade Commission Chair Lina Khan from antitrust matters involving the companies. Before taking the role, Ms. Khan had been critical of the online giants.

Mr. Musk stands out for expressing his criticism in pointed, sometimes disparaging and public remarks.

Mr. Musk has said that he agrees with regulators 99.9% of the time. “On rare occasions, we disagree. This is almost always due to new technologies that past regulations didn’t anticipate,” he tweeted last year.

Early in the pandemic, Mr. Musk took aim at a high-ranking county health official in California over government orders that the company’s Fremont, Calif., vehicle assembly plant remain closed to slow the spread of Covid-19.

“Tesla is filing a lawsuit against Alameda County immediately. The unelected & ignorant “Interim Health Officer” of Alameda is acting contrary to the Governor, the President, our Constitutional freedoms & just plain common sense!” Mr. Musk tweeted. The company later sued the county.

Two days later, he said Tesla was resuming production in defiance of local authorities. Soon after, the county cleared Tesla to increase activity at the plant. A spokeswoman for the county’s public health department said Mr. Musk’s public criticism didn’t influence the county’s decision to green light the Tesla activity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790038)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: beta house-broken dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790041)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:00 PM
Author: Impertinent scourge upon the earth lodge

The real story here is that the associate was able to go back to a firm without getting to a position at the SEC that enabled him to go back as a partner. If young, shrewd. Probably a good lawyer. Also xo Elon shouldn’t pull shit like this. Just not nice to want to fuck a lawyer out of his or her career without good reason (which seems to be the case here).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790091)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: Brindle liquid oxygen fanboi

He's pushing back against the corruption of having lawyers go between regulators and law enforcement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790100)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Impertinent scourge upon the earth lodge

I know the revolving door thing can be troubling, but I also don't want people in government practice for life. That's also a path to corruption. I rather they have some recent relevant industry experience so they aren't completely off their rockers when in government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790232)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: Brindle liquid oxygen fanboi

You're underestimating how corrupt fed agencies are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790236)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: poppy apoplectic police squad church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790776)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791074)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:58 AM
Author: brass laughsome casino ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792035)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed obsidian church building gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794581)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: Primrose 180 locale laser beams

Again this makes no sense in this context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794798)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 7:50 PM
Author: Angry menage private investor

Cooley prbly prefers a pissed off Tesla over a pissed off SEC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43795045)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Green den genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803278)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: Angry menage private investor

Every former SEC or CFTC atty that later went into pvt prac that I have encountered has been an insufferable asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790320)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Sickened resort kitty

unintentionally*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790364)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Flushed bat shit crazy tanning salon

This is nonsense. It isn’t corruption. It’s how you learn both sides of the trade which is why people with government experience are so valuable to firms—because they actually comprehend the practical mechanics and nuances of enforcement. People with government experience who go to private practice tend to be among the LEAST corruptible people you encounter in biglaw. Having said that, I agree with the other comment down thread that they can also be self-righteous faggots, but that’s a different issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790920)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Brindle liquid oxygen fanboi

That turd Chopra knows what's up. They're gonna kill him soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791125)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Primrose 180 locale laser beams

This makes no sense. The revolving door problem is when industry insiders become regulators. Not regulators who go to work in a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794791)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Excitant garnet temple place of business

is he really pushing back against corruption? i read this as him being butthurt about the SEC matter and taking it out on some lawyer who was just doing his job? what was the SEC guy supposed to do, refuse to interview him? if he went to the firm as an associate, he wasn't a shotcaller at the SEC, he was a drone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797299)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Coiffed Range

Fuck off boot licker. Seems like a pretty good reason to me. Sorry you're a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790487)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Turquoise reading party rigor

Lol yep Elon should continue giving them millions and stop asking questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790660)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Comical Ticket Booth

agree. elon comes across like a petty bully here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790779)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:22 PM
Author: Hideous wrinkle

Dishonest article. Dr Cummings sits on the board of an auto company that uses LIDAR. Tesla thinks LIDAR is impractical. Now she is in a position where she can regulate everyone into using....LIDAR. It's insane that we allow people in regulatory capactiy to hold an economic interest in what they're regulating - but that is probably the case in like 90% of these fuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790227)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:00 PM
Author: tantric hunting ground step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790641)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790651)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Plum thirsty newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790659)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: soggy pontificating orchestra pit



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: poppy apoplectic police squad church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790784)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: exhilarant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791238)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 12:09 AM
Author: Brindle liquid oxygen fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791262)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:23 PM
Author: violent rigpig

180 fuck elon, Biglaw has the REAL POWER here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790230)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: Fragrant pocket flask

Seems like a reasonable response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790235)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:26 PM
Author: Hideous wrinkle

I think it is sort of shitty of Musk to do this given that law firms are really soulless enterprises and this dude had nothing to do with Musks stuff.

However, I get it from Musk's perspective. If you believe someone was an incompetent asshole, and someone you do business with hires that company, it is perfectly reasonable to go elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790240)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Cerebral forum yarmulke

He looks like a butt hurt faggot, which he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790358)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Amethyst new version



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Irradiated opaque brunch

Musk is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790376)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Coiffed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790488)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pink stage

Oh no he fired his lawyers?!?! Shameful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790467)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:33 PM
Author: Wonderful Maroon Field Pervert

Dick move on Musk’s part. Also a waste of shareholder money to switch firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790502)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 8:37 PM
Author: Pearly bat-shit-crazy chapel gay wizard

Everyone involved is a big boy. I'm not going to get too worked up about some rough play. The first-order effect is to cause Tesla to spend money getting another firm up to speed, but discouraging regulation might be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790522)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:00 PM
Author: tantric hunting ground step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790643)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790648)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: glassy cocky address macaca

Up to speed on what? Any new firm will gladly write off that learning time for a couple years of Tesla work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790970)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: ruby aromatic stead associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790982)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Pearly bat-shit-crazy chapel gay wizard

Sure. That could happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791081)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Electric cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791096)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser mint kitchen

Won't someone think of the shareholders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790750)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:21 PM
Author: anal hell generalized bond

Those poor shareholders who only 8xed their money this year! Maybe EPS could be 0.000000000000000001% higher if they kept Cooley lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791159)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:21 PM
Author: ruby aromatic stead associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791161)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: brass laughsome casino ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791999)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: Mildly autistic property

lawyer should sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790663)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: tantric hunting ground step-uncle's house

This isn't my area, but isn't there some argument you can make like "literally everyone who owns this stock does so because they trust this one man's judgment?" I mean does anyone even know the name of a single other Tesla executive? How does one persuade a judge that Elon Musk made a bad call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790666)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:19 PM
Author: misunderstood parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790992)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: brass laughsome casino ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792002)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:02 AM
Author: hateful contagious indirect expression market

argument with respect to what? the lawyer in question wasn’t even working on Tesla’s stuff. his employment there has no impact on the company. this is just him being vindictive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792048)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:18 AM
Author: brass laughsome casino ratface

all of elon's antics that have "no impact on the company" are the whole reason the stock trades at a 340 p/e ratio and has a larger market cap than the next five largest automakers combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792125)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:08 AM
Author: vengeful lavender dysfunction set

>literally everyone who owns this stock does so because they trust this one man's judgment?

It's probably a safe bet that most Tesla shares are not directly owned by Joe Bluecollars but rather by sophisticated institutional investors who likely know about Tesla's fundamentals and governance structure.

How the fuck did this site get so retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796178)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: ruby aromatic stead associate

180 move by musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790728)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: tan sexy shrine

Judges on the 9th Circus, err Circuit, allegedly told K&L Gates to fire one of their partners, else things would go badly for their clients with matters in the 9th Circus, err Circuit. The partner was allegedly embroiled in a nasty divorce with ol' Alex Kozinski's son. I have no idea if the story is true, all I know is the partner hung out a shingle as a solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790766)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:24 PM
Author: elite vibrant preventive strike blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790773)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Comical Ticket Booth

and the partner's name was evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790780)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Nubile Galvanic Quadroon Legal Warrant

Update This didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790940)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:12 AM
Author: Federal chrome community account nowag

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792097)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: Electric cuckold

meh. everyone did the right thing here. Elon's right. Cooley's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790886)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: peach arousing goal in life

why are birdshit ceos like elon lil bitches? pradeep CEO's are chill and kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790910)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: ruby aromatic stead associate

idk man, seems reasonable to be pissed at a firm that you pay huge fees to hiring someone who has fucked with you and caused you serious issues in the past. they are free to hire who they want, but you are free to change counsels as well, and there is surely no shortage of firms willing to take on tesla as a client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790968)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: peach arousing goal in life

the fuking associate didnt work on any of elon's cases so furk him, he's being a girlie man bitch like trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790980)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: ruby aromatic stead associate

nah man he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790983)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:17 PM
Author: peach arousing goal in life

(birdshit girlie man)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43790986)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: brass laughsome casino ratface

"why can't birdshit ceos be rule following bug people automatons like pradeep ceos?!!"

this attitude is why birdshits actually innovate and invent shit, and why pradeeps are always workers or caretaker ceos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792057)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab

lol @ the NOVA dwellers itt hyperventilating at the mere suggestion that their petty govt dick swinging could have future consequences beyond guaranteeing payoffs in the private sector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791082)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: anal hell generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791165)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Brindle liquid oxygen fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791265)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: brass laughsome casino ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792008)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Green den genital piercing

serve corrupt masters in a capricious manner and there's CONSEQUENCES??!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803282)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: ruby aromatic stead associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791089)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: tan sexy shrine

Revolving doors are the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791137)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: anal hell generalized bond

It's a shame that a man who brought electric cars mainstream (building the only new car company in literally 85 years) and invented reusable rockets would be petty and punish a 6th year associate at a venerable firm like COOLEY that has done...fucking nothing ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791177)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: Bespoke insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse

Cooley for some reason is seen as a “good to” firm for tech companies in the bay. Like a poor man’s WSGR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794747)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: orange halford

He should take the lawyers wife to dubai and send him videos of shutting on his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791187)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: mauve adventurous box office

It's a way to send a message to intimidate regulators now and in the future.

"If you fuck me, regulator-guy, then I'll find a way to retaliate against you later when you're in private practice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43791277)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: dashing friendly grandma dragon

Who cares, as long as Elon is pwning biglaw libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792077)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 12:12 PM
Author: mauve adventurous box office

I'm not necessarily against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792790)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 7:01 PM
Author: Primrose 180 locale laser beams

xo loves sucking up to this oligarch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794811)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 9:57 AM
Author: brass laughsome casino ratface

the whole reason elon is who he is and got to where he is is because he does shit like this. ljl at people itt not understanding that one of the biggest reasons someone becomes a self made billionaire is so that they can tell people to fuck off and do whatever they want.

i'm surprised the rat-faced kike lawyers at cooley didn't immediately fire this associate. i guess it would be very bad optics. i imagine this associate will "voluntarily lateral" to another firm because he "doesn't want to get in the way cooleys business with clients". i.e. he'll be paid off to leave and demonstrate his cuckiness to other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792034)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Angry menage private investor

This seems like the sensible route.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792262)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: Bespoke insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse

I’m not surprised. Tesla leaving will barely affect

The firm’s bottom line but looking like a bunch of bitches who don’t protect their own people could have negative effects

Internally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794762)



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Date: May 21st, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: Ebony Garrison Useless Brakes

lol at this “profession” just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#44549231)



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Date: May 21st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Heady dog poop bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#44549233)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Titillating theatre

Same investors who took Dell private were in talks with Elon, so funding was somewhat secured.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792046)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:38 AM
Author: infuriating ape

Dude was probably a dick to elon when he was a regulator. Honestly, I am on board with Elons actions here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792236)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Angry menage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792265)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Electric cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792357)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43792991)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:39 AM
Author: Wonderful Maroon Field Pervert

Sometimes being a good lawyer means being a dick to the other side. LJL at thin skinned Elon still wound up over some touchy questions from a few yrs ago, coming from a dude who was literally just doing his wage cuck job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803348)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: Duck-like Selfie

Having a hard time understanding how an SEC lawyer low enough on the totem pole to not be a partner (or even of counsel) at Cooley upon transitioning back to the private sector would be personally interviewing Elon Musk while at the SEC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794689)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 7:00 PM
Author: Electric cuckold

same.

it's a plum gig. should go to a 20+ year career type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43794802)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Selfie

“David said to let that summer associate from the Seattle office take the Gates depo. The one who talked about his interest in ‘antitrust, international law, and human rights law’ at his callback.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43795987)



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Date: January 16th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Federal chrome community account nowag

"I think he's on isle 12"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796029)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Walnut concupiscible round eye alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796257)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: vengeful lavender dysfunction set

180 to see lawyers not act like cucks for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796162)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:10 AM
Author: Duck-like Selfie

Virtually guarantee that tesla-originating partner pushed for shitcanning the associate. ("Why don't I call up my buddy Jay Greenberg from Cleary and we work out a soft landing?")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43796190)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 9:45 AM
Author: Cerebral forum yarmulke

Of course he did. It only surprising the firm didn't acquiesce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797193)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: Umber Passionate Hominid Piazza

There’s clearly a missing piece to the puzzle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797205)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Angry menage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797287)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Excitant garnet temple place of business

i'm not surprised. elon didn't have a valid reason why the associate should be canned, so acceding to his demand would have set a dangerous precedent - a big client could just get a bug up its ass and demand that attorneys be fired for no good reason.

the firm would have gotten rid of him if the associate was working on a tesla matter and there was a fuck up that was a partner's fault. the associate would have gotten blamed and canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43797329)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Pearly bat-shit-crazy chapel gay wizard

You think if Elon would have mumbled a little something about conflicts of interest it would have been enough to change the result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43801227)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 11:51 PM
Author: Excitant garnet temple place of business

Only if there was a legit issue. I wonder what biglol firm will get this work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43801531)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Angry menage private investor

There must be a relationship partner that brought tesla in that is now looking to move, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803255)



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Date: January 18th, 2022 11:55 AM
Author: Excitant garnet temple place of business

good point. if tesla was a significant portion of his book, he's probably out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43803462)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Duck-like Selfie

I think they're afraid of the potential press, not the precedent. The precedent is probably a modest selling point for future potential clients, frankly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#43801561)



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Date: May 21st, 2022 11:38 AM
Author: Heady dog poop bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#44549219)



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Date: October 11th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: frum cordovan office

Elon Musk is an evil individual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5008258&forum_id=2#45316913)