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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
swashbuckling garrison pozpig
  05/10/24
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Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
Living the dream
wonderful national
  05/10/24
What the hell is wrong with you
Mischievous elastic band
  05/10/24
Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
grizzly jew
  05/10/24
Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
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filthy light lettuce box office
  05/11/24
I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
Diverse reading party
  05/10/24
I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
Diverse reading party
  05/10/24
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topaz meetinghouse
  05/10/24
I really miss her
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
(goy dbg)
nubile curious genital piercing
  05/10/24
bitch boi existence.
Bearded International Law Enforcement Agency Ticket Booth
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nubile curious genital piercing
  05/10/24
rare cr bitchboi
Cracking Juggernaut Orchestra Pit
  05/11/24
You're a fat pig
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
emerald forum shitlib
  05/12/24
I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
passionate milky parlour
  05/10/24
You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
canary nofapping ape
  05/10/24
Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
Translucent zombie-like stage
  05/10/24
...
nubile curious genital piercing
  05/10/24
By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
canary nofapping ape
  05/10/24
I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
180
topaz meetinghouse
  05/10/24
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Blue Kitchen Voyeur
  05/11/24
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Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/10/24
Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
canary nofapping ape
  05/11/24
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Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
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Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
I have so many of these
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
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Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
canary nofapping ape
  05/11/24
Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
Mischievous elastic band
  05/11/24
180
Blue Kitchen Voyeur
  05/11/24
how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
topaz meetinghouse
  05/10/24
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Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
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topaz meetinghouse
  05/11/24
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nubile curious genital piercing
  05/11/24
You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
Cracking Juggernaut Orchestra Pit
  05/11/24
It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
Iridescent Boyish Theater Liquid Oxygen
  05/11/24
how old are your boys?
soul-stirring vermilion lodge idiot
  05/11/24
...
Cerise nursing home
  05/11/24
10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
soul-stirring vermilion lodge idiot
  05/11/24
They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
👍👍👍
soul-stirring vermilion lodge idiot
  05/11/24
...
Blue Kitchen Voyeur
  05/11/24
2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
Onyx Boltzmann Patrolman
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
Onyx Boltzmann Patrolman
  05/11/24
I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
Mint Bonkers Site Knife
  05/11/24
This is unfathomable to me.
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
dead library
  05/11/24
I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
Mint Bonkers Site Knife
  05/11/24
Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
...
Disturbing Crackhouse Toaster
  05/11/24
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Blue Kitchen Voyeur
  05/11/24
Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
Stimulating round eye
  05/11/24
Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
Fluffy magical parlor clown
  05/11/24
So don't.
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
...
Fluffy magical parlor clown
  05/11/24
Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
Fluffy magical parlor clown
  05/11/24
I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
Fluffy magical parlor clown
  05/11/24
You're a weirdo
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
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thriller senate
  05/11/24
Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
I want to beat this fucker so bad.
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
aggressive church building
  05/11/24
I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/11/24
She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
Diverse reading party
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thriller senate
  05/11/24
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Useless hell death wish
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Fluffy magical parlor clown
  05/11/24
No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't f...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
Dear poaster, Congratulations! Your poast has been select...
opaque principal's office
  05/12/24
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Stimulating round eye
  05/12/24
This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
Fluffy magical parlor clown
  05/11/24
brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
Onyx Boltzmann Patrolman
  05/11/24
...
Blue Kitchen Voyeur
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
swashbuckling garrison pozpig
  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
Hmmm
Stimulating round eye
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
Mischievous elastic band
  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
thriller senate
  05/11/24
:|
Orchid talented stag film
  05/11/24
Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
nubile curious genital piercing
  05/11/24
Yes.
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
180
Blue Kitchen Voyeur
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
cerebral state
  05/12/24
I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
Appetizing halford candlestick maker
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
Appetizing halford candlestick maker
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
...
Blue Kitchen Voyeur
  05/12/24
Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
Sexy cruise ship
  05/12/24
I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obvi...
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
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Blue Kitchen Voyeur
  05/12/24
...
Appetizing halford candlestick maker
  05/12/24
fag
nubile curious genital piercing
  05/12/24
Ur a fag
Cobalt locale roommate
  05/12/24
fag
Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
nubile curious genital piercing
  05/12/24
Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
ruby dashing point degenerate
  05/12/24
xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
Disturbing Crackhouse Toaster
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling garrison pozpig

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: wonderful national

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Mischievous elastic band

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: grizzly jew

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: filthy light lettuce box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Diverse reading party

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Diverse reading party

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: topaz meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: nubile curious genital piercing

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Bearded International Law Enforcement Agency Ticket Booth

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: nubile curious genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: Cracking Juggernaut Orchestra Pit

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: emerald forum shitlib

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: passionate milky parlour

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: canary nofapping ape

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Translucent zombie-like stage

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: nubile curious genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: canary nofapping ape

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: topaz meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Blue Kitchen Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: canary nofapping ape

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: canary nofapping ape

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Mischievous elastic band

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Blue Kitchen Voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: topaz meetinghouse

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: topaz meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: nubile curious genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Cracking Juggernaut Orchestra Pit

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Iridescent Boyish Theater Liquid Oxygen

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring vermilion lodge idiot

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Cerise nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring vermilion lodge idiot

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring vermilion lodge idiot

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Blue Kitchen Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Onyx Boltzmann Patrolman

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Onyx Boltzmann Patrolman

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Mint Bonkers Site Knife

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: dead library

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Mint Bonkers Site Knife

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Disturbing Crackhouse Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Blue Kitchen Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Stimulating round eye

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Fluffy magical parlor clown

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Fluffy magical parlor clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Fluffy magical parlor clown

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Fluffy magical parlor clown

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: thriller senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: aggressive church building

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Diverse reading party

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: thriller senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Useless hell death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Fluffy magical parlor clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: opaque principal's office

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Stimulating round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Fluffy magical parlor clown

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Onyx Boltzmann Patrolman

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Blue Kitchen Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling garrison pozpig

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Stimulating round eye

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Mischievous elastic band

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: thriller senate

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Orchid talented stag film

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: nubile curious genital piercing

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Blue Kitchen Voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: cerebral state

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Appetizing halford candlestick maker

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Appetizing halford candlestick maker

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Blue Kitchen Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Sexy cruise ship

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Blue Kitchen Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Appetizing halford candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: nubile curious genital piercing

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Cobalt locale roommate

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Zippy Vivacious Organic Girlfriend Friendly Grandma

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: nubile curious genital piercing

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: ruby dashing point degenerate

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Disturbing Crackhouse Toaster

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)