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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
bearded comical rigor
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
wonderful half-breed
  04/18/25
Cr.
Vivacious frozen university
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Sooty Tanning Salon
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
thriller useless brakes
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Unholy awkward locale
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
gay passionate ceo indian lodge
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen
  04/18/25
...
mahogany party of the first part school cafeteria
  04/18/25
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Pontificating House Really Tough Guy
  08/17/26
...
spectacular frum sanctuary multi-billionaire
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
high-end casino haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
razzmatazz library
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
razzmatazz library
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
mahogany party of the first part school cafeteria
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
razzmatazz library
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
razzmatazz library
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
electric piazza
  04/18/25
jfc goys
razzmatazz library
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
mahogany party of the first part school cafeteria
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
swollen floppy temple mood
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
mahogany party of the first part school cafeteria
  04/18/25
Ty friend
swollen floppy temple mood
  04/18/25
...
Cerebral state codepig
  08/17/26
...
Cerebral state codepig
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
amethyst therapy goal in life
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
amethyst therapy goal in life
  04/18/25
...
Vibrant gas station
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
razzmatazz library
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/18/25
...
spectacular frum sanctuary multi-billionaire
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Ivory filthy pistol stage
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
swollen floppy temple mood
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
dashing outnumbered school
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
dashing outnumbered school
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
wonderful half-breed
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
dashing outnumbered school
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
dashing outnumbered school
  08/17/26
...
Cerebral state codepig
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen
  08/17/26
ur dumb
dashing outnumbered school
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
dashing outnumbered school
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
dashing outnumbered school
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
hyperventilating foreskin sound barrier
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
dashing outnumbered school
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
hyperventilating foreskin sound barrier
  08/17/26
...
Clear talented roast beef
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
amethyst therapy goal in life
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
dashing outnumbered school
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
amethyst therapy goal in life
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Sooty Tanning Salon
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
dashing outnumbered school
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: bearded comical rigor

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: wonderful half-breed

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Vivacious frozen university

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Sooty Tanning Salon

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: thriller useless brakes

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Unholy awkward locale

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: gay passionate ceo indian lodge

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: mahogany party of the first part school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Pontificating House Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular frum sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: high-end casino haunted graveyard

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz library

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz library

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: mahogany party of the first part school cafeteria

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz library

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz library

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: electric piazza

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz library

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mahogany party of the first part school cafeteria

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: swollen floppy temple mood

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: mahogany party of the first part school cafeteria

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: swollen floppy temple mood

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Cerebral state codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Cerebral state codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: amethyst therapy goal in life

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: amethyst therapy goal in life

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Vibrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz library

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular frum sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Ivory filthy pistol stage

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: swollen floppy temple mood

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: wonderful half-breed

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Cerebral state codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Liquid Oxygen

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: hyperventilating foreskin sound barrier

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: hyperventilating foreskin sound barrier

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Clear talented roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: amethyst therapy goal in life

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: amethyst therapy goal in life

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Sooty Tanning Salon

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered school

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50149087)