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| Heady library cuck | 08/01/09 |
| Bateful Garrison International Law Enforcement Agency | 08/01/09 |
| Heady library cuck | 08/01/09 |
| lime church double fault | 09/10/09 |
| Citrine sticky selfie | 09/10/09 |
| Concupiscible milk hell | 09/10/09 |
| Heady library cuck | 02/22/10 |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 10:20 PM Author: Heady library cuck Douglas Spackler: What the hell is going on? What the fuck did I do wrong? Tell me! Jewdood: You blabbed Spackler! You blabbed about Cardio! Douglas Spackler: Are you crazy? I don't even know anything about Cardio. Jewdood: You should have listened to me, Spackler. I was there to keep you out of trouble. Douglas Spackler: Jewdood, you're making a big mistake. You got me mixed up with somebody else. Jewdood: Uh-uh pal, you got yourself mixed up with... [Spackler kicks him in the chest, instantly killing him]
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Douglas Spackler: Come on, To Be Fair! You got what you want. Give those people free weights! Vilos To Be Fair: To be fair, my friend, in five minutes, you won't give a shit about muscle mass. Fire the treadmill up, Doc! Hizzla: Excuse me, Doctor, is he gonna remember any of this? Doctor Radek: wut Hizzla: Oh, really? [punches Spackler in the face. Spackler glares back at Hizzla] Vilos To Be Fair: To be fair, oh, Spackler, I'm having a party tonight. Why don't you and Solzy drop by? Remind him, Doc? Doctor Radek: No u Hizzla: See you at the party. |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 10:21 PM Author: Bateful Garrison International Law Enforcement Agency MOAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1055142&forum_id=2#12404035) |
Date: August 1st, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Heady library cuck johnnyBlaze: What do you want, Mr. Spackler? Douglas Spackler: The same as you, 2% body fat. johnnyBlaze: But why? Douglas Spackler: To be myself again. johnnyBlaze: You are what you do. A man is defined by his squat max, not his body fat.
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Rach: I want that fucker dead! Helm: I don't blame you, man. I wouldn't want a guy like Spackler porkin' my old lady. Rach: You saying she likes it? Helm: Sorry about your tiny pink having your wife impaled by Spackler's giant dong.
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Vilos To Be Fair: [To Be Fair has Spackler strapped into a memory machine and is about to turn him back into Watchmen] To Be Fair, relax, Spackler. You'll like being Watchmen. Douglas Spackler: The guy's a fucking asshole! Vilos To Be Fair: To be fair, not true. He's one of my best friends. Besides, he's got a $30,000 watch and a Mercedes & you like Hizzla, right? Well, you get to fuck her every night. That's right, she's going to be Watchmen's babe. [Spackler vomits] Hizzla: [also strapped into a memory machine] I'll bust his balls. Vilos To Be Fair: To be fair, uh-uh, Princess. We're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative... the way a woman should be. [Spackler spits in his face] |
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Date: September 10th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: lime church double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1055142&forum_id=2#12715988) |
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Date: September 10th, 2009 10:52 PM Author: Citrine sticky selfie 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1055142&forum_id=2#12716033) |
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Date: September 10th, 2009 10:55 PM Author: Concupiscible milk hell This is some good shit man. Keep it coming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1055142&forum_id=2#12716078) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2010 8:24 PM Author: Heady library cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1055142&forum_id=2#14204670) |