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ITT: give me advice on cleaning out my asshole with baby wipes
| milky native quadroon | 06/12/13 |
| rambunctious wine national coldplay fan | 06/12/13 |
| milky native quadroon | 06/12/13 |
| milky native quadroon | 06/12/13 |
| milky native quadroon | 06/12/13 |
| glittery cobalt forum | 06/16/13 |
| Charismatic Mustard Therapy | 06/16/13 |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:31 PM Author: milky native quadroon while at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2280442&forum_id=2#23384732) |
Date: June 12th, 2013 11:36 PM Author: rambunctious wine national coldplay fan Buy individually wrapped wipes. Chicks use them to freshen up their twats before sex; so, they might be next to the tampons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2280442&forum_id=2#23384776) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:50 PM Author: milky native quadroon i've been trying that, but I'm talking not so much what to use as HOW do I get all the poop out of my butthole with it. i used to have a bidet growing up, so as you might imagine, having even the smallest smudge of treasure on the treasure map, if you catch my drift, is quite traumatizing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2280442&forum_id=2#23384920) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:45 PM Author: milky native quadroon http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2280442&forum_id=2#23384863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:59 PM Author: milky native quadroon http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/
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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:17 PM Author: glittery cobalt forum First of all - right - if he's a newcomer - right - I want him to suck my ass with jelly. What they call "tossin' salad." That's the slang word - tossin' salad. It means "suckin' my ass," right? With jelly, or without jelly, some people use syrup. I prefer a guy to use jelly, right?
I will reach my climate. Right? I will automatic get hard. Right? I will - you know - cum, automatically, if he's suckin' my ass for about ten minutes or longer, right? It's a sensation feeling, and it makes you feel real good.
Most all gays do that. You know what I'm sayin'. They like guys to suck they ass. It's just like a pussy. Right, but the only different is, it's not a pussy, right, it's clean, the person's decent, the person know that that's an asshole, but, in mind, you lookin' at it as a pussy, because, he's in prison, so... toss my salad. Let him eat me; you know... and we straight. That's it.
The most hazardous thing in prison life, is bein' debt over drugs. It can get you killt, or raped - one or the other. You can't pay. I had one opportunity where three guys... two of 'em owed me money. Right? So I knew I couldn't get them together.
So what I did, I got one, one day, on a Saturday... I sucked his dick in the closet. You know I'm sayin', I sucked his dick, you know, I had his pants down, he helpless. That's it. He helpless. Right? His dick hard. I'm suckin' on it, right? I came right up and I cut him. And that's why I left him in the closet.
He didn't tell - cuz' he couldn't 'splain... how could he 'splain that a faggot suckin' his dick can come up and cut him? He COULDN'T essplain dat! There's no way in hell he could explain it to the administration.
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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:17 PM Author: Charismatic Mustard Therapy dude just wet your toilet paper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2280442&forum_id=2#23407751) |