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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
peach histrionic juggernaut keepsake machete
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
Electric quadroon
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
green dilemma boiling water
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
Electric quadroon
  07/26/25
LOL
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
pink business firm
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
Aquamarine Marvelous Sanctuary Coldplay Fan
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
laughsome flushed black woman
  07/26/25
See my order below
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
Aquamarine Marvelous Sanctuary Coldplay Fan
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
Chocolate titillating incel gaming laptop
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
Mahogany international law enforcement agency party of the first part
  07/26/25
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Chocolate titillating incel gaming laptop
  07/26/25
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salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
Light stage
  07/26/25
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salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
Electric quadroon
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
Ultramarine point
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
Aquamarine Marvelous Sanctuary Coldplay Fan
  07/26/25
Yeah
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
claret doctorate
  07/26/25
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salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
Floppy Headpube Site
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
claret doctorate
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
Floppy Headpube Site
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
claret doctorate
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
Floppy Headpube Site
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
claret doctorate
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
Floppy Headpube Site
  07/26/25
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Electric quadroon
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
Mind-boggling Messiness Prole
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
Mind-boggling Messiness Prole
  07/26/25
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salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
Mind-boggling Messiness Prole
  07/26/25
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salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
Mind-boggling Messiness Prole
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
Diverse Immigrant
  07/26/25
cq
Trust If Aryan
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;;
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: peach histrionic juggernaut keepsake machete

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Electric quadroon

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: green dilemma boiling water

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Electric quadroon

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: pink business firm

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine Marvelous Sanctuary Coldplay Fan

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: laughsome flushed black woman

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Aquamarine Marvelous Sanctuary Coldplay Fan

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Chocolate titillating incel gaming laptop

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Mahogany international law enforcement agency party of the first part

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Chocolate titillating incel gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Light stage

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Electric quadroon

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine point

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine Marvelous Sanctuary Coldplay Fan

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: claret doctorate

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Floppy Headpube Site

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: claret doctorate

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Floppy Headpube Site

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: claret doctorate

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Floppy Headpube Site

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: claret doctorate

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Floppy Headpube Site

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Electric quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Messiness Prole

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Messiness Prole

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Messiness Prole

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: salmon misanthropic son of senegal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Messiness Prole

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Diverse Immigrant

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;; ( )


It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49143354)