https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821984&mc=9&forum_id=2

I think i totally redeemed myself. Today is my first day back, I'm the only one in the store, she greets me by name when I walk in, I ask if they have hot soup and she brings me to where it is, it's this kale squash bullshit, then she gets a spoonful for me to sample and instead of grabbing it from her I opened my mouth and she fed it to me. Very sensual experience.

Then when checking out with my purchases they had these weird gay looking homemade cookies, she saw me looking at the label and said "they're not gluten free but they are vegan" and I said "good I don't like meat in my cookies." She laughed so hard it was like a top comedian like Joe Rogan or Sinbad was in there performing. Love to make people laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5832116&forum_id=2#49653517)