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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
copper old irish cottage
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Vigorous Light Mother Dingle Berry
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
Walnut Private Investor
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Mildly autistic legend
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Adventurous voyeur
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
beta double fault principal's office
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
copper old irish cottage
  04/28/21
...
Titillating School Chad
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Mildly autistic legend
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
drab masturbator
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Vigorous Light Mother Dingle Berry
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
confused coffee pot theater
  04/27/21
...
yellow arousing forum
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
topaz stead giraffe
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Mildly autistic legend
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
topaz stead giraffe
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
White state depressive
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
confused coffee pot theater
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
mint business firm cuck
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
...
gold goal in life
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
appetizing friendly grandma
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
talented address travel guidebook
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
copper old irish cottage
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
appetizing friendly grandma
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
Adventurous voyeur
  08/15/22
...
chestnut glittery idea he suggested center
  05/12/24
...
Erotic bbw
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
razzle stage
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
hot dopamine
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
...
very tactful regret
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
medicated motley cuckold
  08/15/22
...
confused coffee pot theater
  08/15/22
...
copper old irish cottage
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
lilac immigrant psychic
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Orange aromatic nibblets ticket booth
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
confused coffee pot theater
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Passionate massive hell deer antler
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Titillating School Chad
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
charcoal crusty filthpig
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
copper old irish cottage
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
beta double fault principal's office
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
mint business firm cuck
  04/28/21
lol
confused coffee pot theater
  08/15/22
lol
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  08/15/22
...
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  11/02/25
...
copper old irish cottage
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Vigorous Light Mother Dingle Berry
  08/15/22
...
Racy bespoke locus
  08/15/22
...
copper old irish cottage
  02/07/24
...
slap-happy amethyst generalized bond
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
Racy bespoke locus
  08/16/22
...
copper old irish cottage
  05/12/24
We survived.
Titillating School Chad
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
confused coffee pot theater
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Sooty frum nursing home pocket flask
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
marvelous partner
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
ruddy meetinghouse police squad
  05/12/24
...
copper old irish cottage
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
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  11/17/24
Breakfast reminder
copper old irish cottage
  11/02/25
Got an arch deluxe today with this one weird hack
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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: copper old irish cottage

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Vigorous Light Mother Dingle Berry

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Walnut Private Investor

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Mildly autistic legend

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: beta double fault principal's office

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: copper old irish cottage

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Titillating School Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Mildly autistic legend

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: drab masturbator

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Vigorous Light Mother Dingle Berry

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: confused coffee pot theater

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: yellow arousing forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: topaz stead giraffe

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Mildly autistic legend

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: topaz stead giraffe

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: White state depressive

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: confused coffee pot theater

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: mint business firm cuck

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: gold goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: appetizing friendly grandma

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: talented address travel guidebook

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: copper old irish cottage

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: appetizing friendly grandma

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: chestnut glittery idea he suggested center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Erotic bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: razzle stage

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: hot dopamine

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: very tactful regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: medicated motley cuckold

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: confused coffee pot theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: lilac immigrant psychic

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: copper old irish cottage

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Orange aromatic nibblets ticket booth

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: confused coffee pot theater

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Passionate massive hell deer antler

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: copper old irish cottage

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Titillating School Chad

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: charcoal crusty filthpig

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: copper old irish cottage

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: beta double fault principal's office

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: mint business firm cuck

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: confused coffee pot theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Hairless Keepsake Machete Public Bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: sable point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: copper old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Light Mother Dingle Berry

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Racy bespoke locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: slap-happy amethyst generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: Racy bespoke locus

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Titillating School Chad

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: confused coffee pot theater

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Sooty frum nursing home pocket flask

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: marvelous partner

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse police squad

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: copper old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse learning disabled corn cake headpube

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#48350032)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: copper old irish cottage

Breakfast reminder

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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )


Got an arch deluxe today with this one weird hack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#49730805)