When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best al...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you ...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty.	Heady spruce native incel	06/13/09
Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law...	Heady spruce native incel	06/13/09
[this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-confor...	Godawful Point Puppy	06/13/09
underrated. 180 thread.	very tactful theater stage	06/13/09
Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
180	insanely creepy shaky stage background story	06/13/09
ROFL	odious yarmulke market	06/17/09
This season sucks so far	Buff cruel-hearted crackhouse	06/13/09
you're a faggot.	lavender nighttime house	09/02/09
An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organiza...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn site...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
you're really good at this dood	Heady spruce native incel	06/13/09
Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited ran...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
I want to be on YOUR team.	Violent Supple Kitty Cat Forum	06/13/09
i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but t...	free-loading stirring tanning salon organic girlfriend	06/13/09
Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office ...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
180	Twinkling curious property	06/13/09
I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice ...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/13/09
...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/14/09
This is fucking epic. 180 thread.	shimmering locale	06/14/09
180. I'm speechless.	Ivory Swollen Ceo	06/14/09
This thread is woefully underappreciated.	Vibrant rehab	06/14/09
People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the thi...	Adventurous Location	06/17/09
...	Harsh frum indian lodge trust fund	06/17/09
burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ?	Rambunctious ticket booth	06/17/09
'The A team" retarded, yes.	Ivory Swollen Ceo	06/17/09
180 thread	haunting kitchen fanboi	06/17/09
cosign	Ivory Swollen Ceo	06/17/09
This is my greatest triumph	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/17/09
Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend...	Spectacular office	06/17/09
...	Garnet vigorous love of her life sanctuary	06/17/09
You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciat...	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/17/09
its better than even your best one.	Spectacular office	06/17/09
I question whether you have even seen the show.	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/17/09
okay, maybe it is second or third.	Spectacular office	06/17/09
pwn3d	Painfully honest plaza digit ratio	06/17/09
This thread is overrated.	Demanding Bateful Factory Reset Button Friendly Grandma	06/17/09
wrong.	shimmering locale	06/17/09
180 THREAD TYTY	copper orchestra pit	06/17/09
moar plz	shimmering locale	06/17/09
Moar.	dashing maniacal parlour	06/17/09
It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, ...	Doobsian main people son of senegal	06/17/09
people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for...	copper orchestra pit	06/18/09
this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll...	peach idea he suggested	08/01/09
"ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I would...	Narrow-minded home mad cow disease	08/01/09
...	Vivacious Psychic Pocket Flask	08/01/09
why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because th...	Floppy topaz nowag	08/01/09
This person has made a habit of working long hours on assign...	Narrow-minded home mad cow disease	08/01/09
obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless...	Floppy topaz nowag	08/01/09
BUMP	shimmering locale	08/01/09
...	Excitant lilac candlestick maker	09/01/09
Good times	Buff cruel-hearted crackhouse	09/01/09
Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going ...	Massive Field Giraffe	09/01/09
omg tytyty	navy talking set filthpig	09/01/09
My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a...	Soul-stirring theater	09/01/09
180	Heady spruce native incel	09/01/09
NICE.	lavender nighttime house	09/02/09
180	cocky big box office	09/02/09
This is amazing.	Vibrant rehab	09/02/09
lulz	Heady spruce native incel	02/07/10
180 180 180!	Heady spruce native incel	04/06/11
tysvm	federal azn	09/01/09
...	Pea-brained hairraiser senate trump supporter	09/02/09
...	fighting crawly scourge upon the earth	01/01/10
...	idiotic cracking volcanic crater	02/07/10
...	slimy shitlib	05/04/10
...	tantric cruise ship crotch	10/21/10
1-fucking-80 thread	sticky claret clown parlor	04/06/11
...	aqua passionate messiness brunch	05/08/11
...	Heady spruce native incel	05/16/11

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best ally is the crochety old assistant on the 32nd floor -- for a couple tins of peanut brittle you can learn everything you need to know about the senior partners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984478)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you say it -- choose a snazzy font for you memos and the senior associate probably won't notice that you have no idea what you are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984493)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Heady spruce native incel this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984495)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: Heady spruce native incel Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law's house. Make sure that you smile, nod, and make polite conversation. But make sure to never, ever, let your guard down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984504)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Godawful Point Puppy [this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-conforming contribution] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984506)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: very tactful theater stage underrated. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984513)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW office -- a few whiffs can get you through even the most brutal afternoon training session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984523)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: insanely creepy shaky stage background story 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984531)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: odious yarmulke market ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021023)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Buff cruel-hearted crackhouse This season sucks so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984587)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: lavender nighttime house you're a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652575)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organization in about a day. An angry BIGLAW secretary can do it in about an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984609)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn sites from their office networks -- little do they know that a smart phone and the latch on a men's room stall is all you need to crack the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984630)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: Heady spruce native incel you're really good at this dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984637)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited range of vision -- sit OUTSIDE of that range and no one in the home office will know you are catching u on some much needed sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984647)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to to ruin their reputation -- to work this in a BIGLAW Office all you need is access to a fellow SA's email account and a few obscene lolkat jpegs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984726)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:33 PM Author: Violent Supple Kitty Cat Forum I want to be on YOUR team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984741)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: free-loading stirring tanning salon organic girlfriend i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but the ones that weren't were excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984781)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office before he reads it usually requires a well trained team of operatives -- but in a pinch Andy the Developmentally Challenged Mailroom Guy and Juanita from the cleaning staff may have to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984784)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:49 PM Author: Twinkling curious property 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984794)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice style SA advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984799)

Date: June 14th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11987989)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: shimmering locale This is fucking epic. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988344)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Ivory Swollen Ceo 180. I'm speechless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988360)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: Vibrant rehab This thread is woefully underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988416)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: Adventurous Location People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the third post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013726)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: Harsh frum indian lodge trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013641)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: Rambunctious ticket booth burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013692)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:27 AM Author: Ivory Swollen Ceo 'The A team" retarded, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013700)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: haunting kitchen fanboi 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013725)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:30 AM Author: Ivory Swollen Ceo cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013735)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio This is my greatest triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12020996)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: Spectacular office Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend time color coordinating post-it notes. Those people are idiots. Not only will your secretary take five times as long completing the assignment as you, she will probably end up putting a purple tab on a blue citation and blow the whole case. Instead, pick the most desperate female paralegal, buy her a coffee and hint that the project is going straight to the desk of the hot single partner in the corner office. Not only will the project get done fast, it will get done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021071)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Garnet vigorous love of her life sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021075)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciate the effort though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021095)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Spectacular office its better than even your best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021099)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio I question whether you have even seen the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021129)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Spectacular office okay, maybe it is second or third. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021136)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Painfully honest plaza digit ratio pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021172)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Demanding Bateful Factory Reset Button Friendly Grandma This thread is overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021098)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: shimmering locale wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021116)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: copper orchestra pit 180 THREAD TYTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021167)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: shimmering locale moar plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021193)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: dashing maniacal parlour Moar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021197)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: Doobsian main people son of senegal It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, 90% of them seem to be previously-unknown punctuation marks (like me, except that I'm not giving it a 180). OP, please explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021284)

Date: June 18th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: copper orchestra pit people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for the day than what time you arrive in the morning. if you know you can't bill more than 7 or 8 hours in a day, it's best to come in around 11am, make an excuse about your alarm clock, and then leave at 7pm. you'll look far more productive than the go-getter SA who got to work at 8am and left at 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12029168)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:31 PM Author: peach idea he suggested this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll in at like 10:30 and leave at 6:30-7, and the partners that sit by me are always ribbing me about working so hard for a SA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402610)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:17 PM Author: Narrow-minded home mad cow disease "ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if a summer I know working long hours is no-offered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403686)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Vivacious Psychic Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403692)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Floppy topaz nowag why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because they work long hours? Or for other reasons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403744)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:30 PM Author: Narrow-minded home mad cow disease This person has made a habit of working long hours on assignments that don't warrant that much time, and people have noticed. I think they'll ask for an explanation, at the least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404096)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:47 PM Author: Floppy topaz nowag obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless its something really egregious (like staying past 8pm every night for 2 weeks to write a 5 page memo), I doubt that's a huge deal. My firm and I've heard others prefer summers take their time and be thorough; better to take too long and do a decent job then to rush and screw up. As long as they're not missing deadlines. Its not like summers associate time is truly billed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404166)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:10 PM Author: shimmering locale BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402538)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:14 PM Author: Excitant lilac candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646053)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Buff cruel-hearted crackhouse Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646193)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Massive Field Giraffe Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646204)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:39 PM Author: navy talking set filthpig omg tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646224)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:06 PM Author: Soul-stirring theater My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a job offer, till...*man on phone*: "a lawsuit has been file against you, you've been served." When you're sued, you've got nothing -- no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city hasn't heard of you and will offer you a job. You do whatever work comes your way, you rely on ANYONE who's still talking to you. An online board full of racist law students and lawyers. An old friend who used to live in his mom's basement. Family too...IF you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're being sued, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648898)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Heady spruce native incel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648931)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: lavender nighttime house NICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652574)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM Author: cocky big box office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652584)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 3:57 PM Author: Vibrant rehab This is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12653937)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: Heady spruce native incel lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049382)

Date: April 6th, 2011 10:58 PM Author: Heady spruce native incel 180 180 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702761)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: federal azn tysvm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648937)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:10 PM Author: Pea-brained hairraiser senate trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652572)

Date: January 1st, 2010 4:15 AM Author: fighting crawly scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#13693602)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: idiotic cracking volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049371)

Date: May 4th, 2010 11:12 AM Author: slimy shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14904094)

Date: October 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: tantric cruise ship crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#16350518)

Date: April 6th, 2011 10:59 PM Author: sticky claret clown parlor 1-fucking-80 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702767)

Date: May 8th, 2011 3:54 AM Author: aqua passionate messiness brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17953793)

Date: May 16th, 2011 10:53 PM Author: Heady spruce native incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#18022156)