When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best al...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you ...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty.	Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim	06/13/09
Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law...	Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim	06/13/09
[this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-confor...	Smoky internal respiration	06/13/09
underrated. 180 thread.	infuriating beady-eyed library	06/13/09
Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
180	Contagious Crackhouse	06/13/09
ROFL	Grizzly lay legend	06/17/09
This season sucks so far	Soggy Pearl Kitchen Love Of Her Life	06/13/09
you're a faggot.	Effete comical hell	09/02/09
An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organiza...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn site...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
you're really good at this dood	Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim	06/13/09
Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited ran...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
I want to be on YOUR team.	mind-boggling faggotry	06/13/09
i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but t...	Chartreuse big-titted university	06/13/09
Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office ...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
180	Arousing Spruce School Cafeteria Roast Beef	06/13/09
I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice ...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/13/09
...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/14/09
This is fucking epic. 180 thread.	Charcoal Swashbuckling Regret	06/14/09
180. I'm speechless.	Alcoholic spot queen of the night	06/14/09
This thread is woefully underappreciated.	irradiated overrated macaca round eye	06/14/09
People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the thi...	Adventurous Glassy Site	06/17/09
...	bearded wrinkle	06/17/09
burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ?	Crawly national	06/17/09
'The A team" retarded, yes.	Alcoholic spot queen of the night	06/17/09
180 thread	lilac rigpig center	06/17/09
cosign	Alcoholic spot queen of the night	06/17/09
This is my greatest triumph	Purple hairless immigrant	06/17/09
Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend...	Multi-colored cruise ship ladyboy	06/17/09
...	Ruddy tanning salon	06/17/09
You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciat...	Purple hairless immigrant	06/17/09
its better than even your best one.	Multi-colored cruise ship ladyboy	06/17/09
I question whether you have even seen the show.	Purple hairless immigrant	06/17/09
okay, maybe it is second or third.	Multi-colored cruise ship ladyboy	06/17/09
pwn3d	Purple hairless immigrant	06/17/09
This thread is overrated.	rose associate international law enforcement agency	06/17/09
wrong.	Charcoal Swashbuckling Regret	06/17/09
180 THREAD TYTY	Exhilarant Gay Parlor Turdskin	06/17/09
moar plz	Charcoal Swashbuckling Regret	06/17/09
Moar.	Sexy hot heaven chad	06/17/09
It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, ...	Flirting Death Wish	06/17/09
people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for...	Exhilarant Gay Parlor Turdskin	06/18/09
this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll...	Spectacular stage	08/01/09
"ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I would...	electric antidepressant drug	08/01/09
...	Topaz indian lodge filthpig	08/01/09
why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because th...	lake razzle point	08/01/09
This person has made a habit of working long hours on assign...	electric antidepressant drug	08/01/09
obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless...	lake razzle point	08/01/09
BUMP	Charcoal Swashbuckling Regret	08/01/09
...	Mint know-it-all location	09/01/09
Good times	Soggy Pearl Kitchen Love Of Her Life	09/01/09
Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going ...	Up-to-no-good institution selfie	09/01/09
omg tytyty	Titillating Brilliant Private Investor Bawdyhouse	09/01/09
My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a...	hairraiser snowy field	09/01/09
180	Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim	09/01/09
NICE.	Effete comical hell	09/02/09
180	Flickering bull headed church building	09/02/09
This is amazing.	irradiated overrated macaca round eye	09/02/09
lulz	Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim	02/07/10
180 180 180!	Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim	04/06/11
tysvm	Filthy haunted graveyard partner	09/01/09
...	Translucent den	09/02/09
...	appetizing piazza fortuitous meteor	01/01/10
...	Insecure gas station	02/07/10
...	clear lascivious codepig stage	05/04/10
...	floppy menage	10/21/10
1-fucking-80 thread	cowardly mood	04/06/11
...	maroon disgusting depressive	05/08/11
...	Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim	05/16/11

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best ally is the crochety old assistant on the 32nd floor -- for a couple tins of peanut brittle you can learn everything you need to know about the senior partners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984478)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you say it -- choose a snazzy font for you memos and the senior associate probably won't notice that you have no idea what you are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984493)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984495)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law's house. Make sure that you smile, nod, and make polite conversation. But make sure to never, ever, let your guard down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984504)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Smoky internal respiration [this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-conforming contribution] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984506)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed library underrated. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984513)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW office -- a few whiffs can get you through even the most brutal afternoon training session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984523)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: Contagious Crackhouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984531)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: Grizzly lay legend ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021023)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Soggy Pearl Kitchen Love Of Her Life This season sucks so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984587)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: Effete comical hell you're a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652575)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organization in about a day. An angry BIGLAW secretary can do it in about an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984609)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn sites from their office networks -- little do they know that a smart phone and the latch on a men's room stall is all you need to crack the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984630)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim you're really good at this dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984637)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited range of vision -- sit OUTSIDE of that range and no one in the home office will know you are catching u on some much needed sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984647)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to to ruin their reputation -- to work this in a BIGLAW Office all you need is access to a fellow SA's email account and a few obscene lolkat jpegs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984726)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:33 PM Author: mind-boggling faggotry I want to be on YOUR team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984741)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: Chartreuse big-titted university i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but the ones that weren't were excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984781)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office before he reads it usually requires a well trained team of operatives -- but in a pinch Andy the Developmentally Challenged Mailroom Guy and Juanita from the cleaning staff may have to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984784)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:49 PM Author: Arousing Spruce School Cafeteria Roast Beef 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984794)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice style SA advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984799)

Date: June 14th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: Purple hairless immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11987989)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Charcoal Swashbuckling Regret This is fucking epic. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988344)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Alcoholic spot queen of the night 180. I'm speechless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988360)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: irradiated overrated macaca round eye This thread is woefully underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988416)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: Adventurous Glassy Site People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the third post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013726)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: bearded wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013641)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: Crawly national burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013692)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:27 AM Author: Alcoholic spot queen of the night 'The A team" retarded, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013700)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: lilac rigpig center 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013725)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:30 AM Author: Alcoholic spot queen of the night cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013735)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant This is my greatest triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12020996)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: Multi-colored cruise ship ladyboy Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend time color coordinating post-it notes. Those people are idiots. Not only will your secretary take five times as long completing the assignment as you, she will probably end up putting a purple tab on a blue citation and blow the whole case. Instead, pick the most desperate female paralegal, buy her a coffee and hint that the project is going straight to the desk of the hot single partner in the corner office. Not only will the project get done fast, it will get done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021071)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Ruddy tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021075)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciate the effort though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021095)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Multi-colored cruise ship ladyboy its better than even your best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021099)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant I question whether you have even seen the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021129)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Multi-colored cruise ship ladyboy okay, maybe it is second or third. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021136)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Purple hairless immigrant pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021172)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: rose associate international law enforcement agency This thread is overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021098)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Charcoal Swashbuckling Regret wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021116)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: Exhilarant Gay Parlor Turdskin 180 THREAD TYTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021167)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Charcoal Swashbuckling Regret moar plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021193)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: Sexy hot heaven chad Moar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021197)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: Flirting Death Wish It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, 90% of them seem to be previously-unknown punctuation marks (like me, except that I'm not giving it a 180). OP, please explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021284)

Date: June 18th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: Exhilarant Gay Parlor Turdskin people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for the day than what time you arrive in the morning. if you know you can't bill more than 7 or 8 hours in a day, it's best to come in around 11am, make an excuse about your alarm clock, and then leave at 7pm. you'll look far more productive than the go-getter SA who got to work at 8am and left at 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12029168)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:31 PM Author: Spectacular stage this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll in at like 10:30 and leave at 6:30-7, and the partners that sit by me are always ribbing me about working so hard for a SA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402610)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:17 PM Author: electric antidepressant drug "ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if a summer I know working long hours is no-offered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403686)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Topaz indian lodge filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403692)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:27 PM Author: lake razzle point why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because they work long hours? Or for other reasons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403744)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:30 PM Author: electric antidepressant drug This person has made a habit of working long hours on assignments that don't warrant that much time, and people have noticed. I think they'll ask for an explanation, at the least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404096)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:47 PM Author: lake razzle point obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless its something really egregious (like staying past 8pm every night for 2 weeks to write a 5 page memo), I doubt that's a huge deal. My firm and I've heard others prefer summers take their time and be thorough; better to take too long and do a decent job then to rush and screw up. As long as they're not missing deadlines. Its not like summers associate time is truly billed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404166)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Charcoal Swashbuckling Regret BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402538)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:14 PM Author: Mint know-it-all location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646053)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Soggy Pearl Kitchen Love Of Her Life Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646193)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Up-to-no-good institution selfie Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646204)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:39 PM Author: Titillating Brilliant Private Investor Bawdyhouse omg tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646224)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:06 PM Author: hairraiser snowy field My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a job offer, till...*man on phone*: "a lawsuit has been file against you, you've been served." When you're sued, you've got nothing -- no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city hasn't heard of you and will offer you a job. You do whatever work comes your way, you rely on ANYONE who's still talking to you. An online board full of racist law students and lawyers. An old friend who used to live in his mom's basement. Family too...IF you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're being sued, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648898)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648931)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: Effete comical hell NICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652574)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM Author: Flickering bull headed church building 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652584)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 3:57 PM Author: irradiated overrated macaca round eye This is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12653937)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049382)

Date: April 6th, 2011 10:58 PM Author: Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim 180 180 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702761)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Filthy haunted graveyard partner tysvm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648937)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:10 PM Author: Translucent den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652572)

Date: January 1st, 2010 4:15 AM Author: appetizing piazza fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#13693602)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: Insecure gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049371)

Date: May 4th, 2010 11:12 AM Author: clear lascivious codepig stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14904094)

Date: October 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: floppy menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#16350518)

Date: April 6th, 2011 10:59 PM Author: cowardly mood 1-fucking-80 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702767)

Date: May 8th, 2011 3:54 AM Author: maroon disgusting depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17953793)

Date: May 16th, 2011 10:53 PM Author: Territorial Cerebral Useless Brakes Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#18022156)