When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best al...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you ...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty.	Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university	06/13/09
Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law...	Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university	06/13/09
[this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-confor...	Big box office	06/13/09
underrated. 180 thread.	Hyperactive Silver National Pisswyrm	06/13/09
Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
180	bull headed deranged ticket booth sneaky criminal	06/13/09
ROFL	beady-eyed indigo nursing home mediation	06/17/09
This season sucks so far	Carnelian Kitty Cat	06/13/09
you're a faggot.	henna field	09/02/09
An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organiza...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn site...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
you're really good at this dood	Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university	06/13/09
Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited ran...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
I want to be on YOUR team.	Emerald Concupiscible Office	06/13/09
i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but t...	Maniacal Temple Volcanic Crater	06/13/09
Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office ...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
180	mewling mauve toaster abode	06/13/09
I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice ...	lascivious associate property	06/13/09
...	lascivious associate property	06/14/09
This is fucking epic. 180 thread.	coral incel dilemma	06/14/09
180. I'm speechless.	Spectacular slap-happy point	06/14/09
This thread is woefully underappreciated.	puce frisky home	06/14/09
People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the thi...	blue lodge sweet tailpipe	06/17/09
...	exciting trump supporter forum	06/17/09
burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ?	Talented hairless cruise ship	06/17/09
'The A team" retarded, yes.	Spectacular slap-happy point	06/17/09
180 thread	Beta cyan background story gaping	06/17/09
cosign	Spectacular slap-happy point	06/17/09
This is my greatest triumph	lascivious associate property	06/17/09
Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend...	appetizing nofapping corner faggot firefighter	06/17/09
...	cream party of the first part kitchen	06/17/09
You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciat...	lascivious associate property	06/17/09
its better than even your best one.	appetizing nofapping corner faggot firefighter	06/17/09
I question whether you have even seen the show.	lascivious associate property	06/17/09
okay, maybe it is second or third.	appetizing nofapping corner faggot firefighter	06/17/09
pwn3d	lascivious associate property	06/17/09
This thread is overrated.	Marvelous obsidian coldplay fan	06/17/09
wrong.	coral incel dilemma	06/17/09
180 THREAD TYTY	galvanic tanning salon	06/17/09
moar plz	coral incel dilemma	06/17/09
Moar.	curious dingle berry	06/17/09
It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, ...	Swollen knife whorehouse	06/17/09
people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for...	galvanic tanning salon	06/18/09
this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll...	Ultramarine wrinkle	08/01/09
"ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I would...	thriller harsh main people	08/01/09
...	federal heaven azn	08/01/09
why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because th...	insane macaca parlor	08/01/09
This person has made a habit of working long hours on assign...	thriller harsh main people	08/01/09
obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless...	insane macaca parlor	08/01/09
BUMP	coral incel dilemma	08/01/09
...	vivacious mexican sanctuary	09/01/09
Good times	Carnelian Kitty Cat	09/01/09
Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going ...	Violet laughsome marketing idea den	09/01/09
omg tytyty	dull mentally impaired water buffalo genital piercing	09/01/09
My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a...	Citrine bossy police squad	09/01/09
180	Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university	09/01/09
NICE.	henna field	09/02/09
180	Motley outnumbered mood	09/02/09
This is amazing.	puce frisky home	09/02/09
lulz	Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university	02/07/10
180 180 180!	Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university	04/06/11
tysvm	Crusty Aquamarine Stage Fanboi	09/01/09
...	at-the-ready adventurous gas station	09/02/09
...	erotic stead	01/01/10
...	burgundy cerebral deer antler nowag	02/07/10
...	vibrant impertinent weed whacker clown	05/04/10
...	Fishy Godawful Location Pervert	10/21/10
1-fucking-80 thread	Heady prole lettuce	04/06/11
...	racy wine doctorate	05/08/11
...	Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university	05/16/11

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: lascivious associate property When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best ally is the crochety old assistant on the 32nd floor -- for a couple tins of peanut brittle you can learn everything you need to know about the senior partners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984478)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: lascivious associate property Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you say it -- choose a snazzy font for you memos and the senior associate probably won't notice that you have no idea what you are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984493)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984495)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law's house. Make sure that you smile, nod, and make polite conversation. But make sure to never, ever, let your guard down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984504)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Big box office [this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-conforming contribution] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984506)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Hyperactive Silver National Pisswyrm underrated. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984513)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: lascivious associate property Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW office -- a few whiffs can get you through even the most brutal afternoon training session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984523)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: bull headed deranged ticket booth sneaky criminal 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984531)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: beady-eyed indigo nursing home mediation ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021023)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Carnelian Kitty Cat This season sucks so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984587)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: henna field you're a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652575)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: lascivious associate property An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organization in about a day. An angry BIGLAW secretary can do it in about an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984609)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: lascivious associate property BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn sites from their office networks -- little do they know that a smart phone and the latch on a men's room stall is all you need to crack the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984630)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university you're really good at this dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984637)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: lascivious associate property Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited range of vision -- sit OUTSIDE of that range and no one in the home office will know you are catching u on some much needed sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984647)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: lascivious associate property In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to to ruin their reputation -- to work this in a BIGLAW Office all you need is access to a fellow SA's email account and a few obscene lolkat jpegs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984726)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:33 PM Author: Emerald Concupiscible Office I want to be on YOUR team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984741)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: Maniacal Temple Volcanic Crater i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but the ones that weren't were excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984781)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: lascivious associate property Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office before he reads it usually requires a well trained team of operatives -- but in a pinch Andy the Developmentally Challenged Mailroom Guy and Juanita from the cleaning staff may have to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984784)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:49 PM Author: mewling mauve toaster abode 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984794)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: lascivious associate property I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice style SA advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984799)

Date: June 14th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: lascivious associate property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11987989)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: coral incel dilemma This is fucking epic. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988344)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Spectacular slap-happy point 180. I'm speechless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988360)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: puce frisky home This thread is woefully underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988416)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: blue lodge sweet tailpipe People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the third post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013726)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: exciting trump supporter forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013641)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: Talented hairless cruise ship burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013692)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:27 AM Author: Spectacular slap-happy point 'The A team" retarded, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013700)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: Beta cyan background story gaping 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013725)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:30 AM Author: Spectacular slap-happy point cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013735)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: lascivious associate property This is my greatest triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12020996)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: appetizing nofapping corner faggot firefighter Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend time color coordinating post-it notes. Those people are idiots. Not only will your secretary take five times as long completing the assignment as you, she will probably end up putting a purple tab on a blue citation and blow the whole case. Instead, pick the most desperate female paralegal, buy her a coffee and hint that the project is going straight to the desk of the hot single partner in the corner office. Not only will the project get done fast, it will get done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021071)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: cream party of the first part kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021075)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: lascivious associate property You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciate the effort though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021095)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: appetizing nofapping corner faggot firefighter its better than even your best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021099)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: lascivious associate property I question whether you have even seen the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021129)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: appetizing nofapping corner faggot firefighter okay, maybe it is second or third. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021136)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: lascivious associate property pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021172)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Marvelous obsidian coldplay fan This thread is overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021098)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: coral incel dilemma wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021116)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: galvanic tanning salon 180 THREAD TYTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021167)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: coral incel dilemma moar plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021193)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: curious dingle berry Moar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021197)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: Swollen knife whorehouse It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, 90% of them seem to be previously-unknown punctuation marks (like me, except that I'm not giving it a 180). OP, please explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021284)

Date: June 18th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: galvanic tanning salon people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for the day than what time you arrive in the morning. if you know you can't bill more than 7 or 8 hours in a day, it's best to come in around 11am, make an excuse about your alarm clock, and then leave at 7pm. you'll look far more productive than the go-getter SA who got to work at 8am and left at 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12029168)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:31 PM Author: Ultramarine wrinkle this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll in at like 10:30 and leave at 6:30-7, and the partners that sit by me are always ribbing me about working so hard for a SA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402610)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:17 PM Author: thriller harsh main people "ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if a summer I know working long hours is no-offered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403686)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:18 PM Author: federal heaven azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403692)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:27 PM Author: insane macaca parlor why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because they work long hours? Or for other reasons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403744)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:30 PM Author: thriller harsh main people This person has made a habit of working long hours on assignments that don't warrant that much time, and people have noticed. I think they'll ask for an explanation, at the least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404096)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:47 PM Author: insane macaca parlor obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless its something really egregious (like staying past 8pm every night for 2 weeks to write a 5 page memo), I doubt that's a huge deal. My firm and I've heard others prefer summers take their time and be thorough; better to take too long and do a decent job then to rush and screw up. As long as they're not missing deadlines. Its not like summers associate time is truly billed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404166)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:10 PM Author: coral incel dilemma BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402538)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:14 PM Author: vivacious mexican sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646053)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Carnelian Kitty Cat Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646193)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Violet laughsome marketing idea den Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646204)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:39 PM Author: dull mentally impaired water buffalo genital piercing omg tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646224)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:06 PM Author: Citrine bossy police squad My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a job offer, till...*man on phone*: "a lawsuit has been file against you, you've been served." When you're sued, you've got nothing -- no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city hasn't heard of you and will offer you a job. You do whatever work comes your way, you rely on ANYONE who's still talking to you. An online board full of racist law students and lawyers. An old friend who used to live in his mom's basement. Family too...IF you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're being sued, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648898)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648931)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: henna field NICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652574)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM Author: Motley outnumbered mood 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652584)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 3:57 PM Author: puce frisky home This is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12653937)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049382)

Date: April 6th, 2011 10:58 PM Author: Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university 180 180 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702761)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Crusty Aquamarine Stage Fanboi tysvm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648937)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:10 PM Author: at-the-ready adventurous gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652572)

Date: January 1st, 2010 4:15 AM Author: erotic stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#13693602)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: burgundy cerebral deer antler nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049371)

Date: May 4th, 2010 11:12 AM Author: vibrant impertinent weed whacker clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14904094)

Date: October 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: Fishy Godawful Location Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#16350518)

Date: April 6th, 2011 10:59 PM Author: Heady prole lettuce 1-fucking-80 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702767)

Date: May 8th, 2011 3:54 AM Author: racy wine doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17953793)

Date: May 16th, 2011 10:53 PM Author: Diverse ungodly scourge upon the earth university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#18022156)