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There are some hot homeless teens in Venice brother

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homeless females make me feel particularly sad
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especially if they are attractive, I wanted to offer her 100...
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"sad" being a euphemism for?
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like i'm cool judging 20-35 year old homeless men as worthle...
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There is no part of you, not even the tiniest little fragmen...
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not if she's all unbathed and shit
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just tell her to take a shower bro aint that hard
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"Please, mister. Anything would help." You sig...
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moar
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If Gibreel denies that he would have an untoward though, I w...
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i shall deny it sir; i cannot do anything but
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Part 2
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well done sir; well done indeed
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so what's the verdict? you tappin' that?
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lustful thoughts? of course. i dunno though. would feel t...
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prepare your anus for part 3 after i get back from the gym
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are you hinting she is a tranny?
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Part 3
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180 180s. thou hast conquered, gallilean
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yeah man you'd pwn that cunnus lol 180
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by the way, magdelena? mary magdalene? your christlike att...
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you have no idea how much i wanted to lie and claim to be in...
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I don't think he caved. Need part 4 pls.
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180, good work.
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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:32 PM
Author: buff address weed whacker

Venice and Santa Monica, this hot homeless teen asked for some change had dirty blond hair gave her like 2 dollars and some change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427799)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:32 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

homeless females make me feel particularly sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427800)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:39 PM
Author: buff address weed whacker

especially if they are attractive, I wanted to offer her 100 bucks for a blow job....unprotected of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427827)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:39 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

"sad" being a euphemism for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427829)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:41 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

like i'm cool judging 20-35 year old homeless men as worthless street trash who should be avoided because i don't trust them and they might be hipsters but even obviously hipster women on the streets make me sad like thinking of a homeless puppy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427849)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:45 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

There is no part of you, not even the tiniest little fragment, not even in the darkest region in the blackest shadow of your heart, that thinks, upon seeing an attractive homeless girl: "Mmf. Want to take advantage."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427883)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

not if she's all unbathed and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427887)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: buff address weed whacker

just tell her to take a shower bro aint that hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427938)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

"Please, mister. Anything would help."

You sigh. Your heart is capacious; it contains enough compassion for all the destitute of your city and more besides. But your brain, forged by the bellows of your T14 law school, resists. You know you cannot universalize this behavior. You cannot save them all.

But her eyes are shining.

"Do you have a place to go?"

Tantalizing bits of milky flesh peer from underneath the tatters in her jeans.

"No, sir. Not tonight. It's supposed to get cold, I think. I read it in the paper. People leave papers everywhere. It's fine, but if you could spare something for a cup of coffee, that might help me stay warm."

You sigh again, deeper. Your eyes dance across her lithe body, the fullness of youth refusing to yield in important places. But your heart is good, and your thoughts are pure. This one girl you can save, and save her you shall. It is not right that she be subject to the glances, desires, catcalls, or worse of hearts and hands of men baser than yourself.

"Come with me. I will take you back to my place, get you dressed, give you some food, and we'll find you a shelter. You can't be out here tonight."

Her hazel eyes sparkle, a broad smile spreading across her dry lips, somehow full despite dehydration and exposure.

"Really?"

"Sure. C'mon." You extend your hand.

She hops to her feet, her firm tits fighting against inertia, and winning. She bounds a step toward you, and then back, forgetting to gather what little scraps of nothing she owns. She bends over in front of you. Your eyes can't help but glance at her apple-shaped ass, the denim of her too-small jeans pulled tight. Living without a home may be hard, but it seems to keep you in good shape.

She turns back to you, pulling a few strands of dirty, stringy blonde hair--you imagine that would clean up really well with a little shower and attention-- out of her face, and she nestles against you, utterly trusting, running one skinny, small palm up your chest, then back down, excitedly taking your hand in her own. She's warm.

"Lead the way," she chirps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428001)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:08 PM
Author: buff address weed whacker

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428013)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:34 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

If Gibreel denies that he would have an untoward though, I will move on to part 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428261)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: godawful bisexual menage

you're such a tease; worse than the nipple circling shit that dooderonomy likes to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428385)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

i shall deny it sir; i cannot do anything but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428390)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:11 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder
Subject: Part 2

You arrive at your soft loft with your new consort closely in tow. She has clinged to your arm the entire way home, as though she recognizes that largesse so extraordinary is also gossamer, and is bound and determined to anchor you to her, lest you fly away as you must have in so many of her dreams.

Your place is tasteful, but a bit bachelor-y. It is the sort of place where a woman feels more like an ornament than an inhabitant. But your new guest takes to it immediately.

"Oh, my God!" she coos, wrapping your arm in hers and eagerly pressing her cheek to your shoulder. "I have never been in an apartment like this!"

She spins to look up at you, her lips near your chin, her eyes wide. "Can I look around? I promise that I won't take anything."

"I wouldn't mind if you did, if you needed it."

She looks at you, a furrow parting her sunkissed brow. A quizzical look quickly evolves to mistrust.

"I am a person, y'know. Please don't . . . please don't mess with me. Are you playing some kind of game?"

"No." You grab her by the shoulders, almost mechanically. You can think of nothing else to do. "No, of course not."

"Then why are you doing this?" Her eyes plead to you, and well up, bright with uncried tears. "Is it . . . I can pay you. I don't have money." She lightly grazes your hands on her arms, leading them down her sides and to her waist. "I can pay you though."

"No!" You cry, pulling your arms away.

She yells, now. "Then what! What do you want from me!" Her body trembles, and she collapses against you, pressing her ear against your ribs, pulling on your shirt with cracked nails. "I don't have anything," she sobs.

You stroke her hair, holding her shoulders with your other hand. "And I don't want anything," you respond. "I just want to help. I promise."

She shivers and slowly pulls away from you. Her face is flush with embarrassment.

"Do you have a tissue?" she says, haltingly.

"Of course," you reply, lightly holding her by the shoulders. "Look, go have a seat on the couch. I am going to go get you something to eat and something to drink. And a tissue."

"Sir?"

"Yes?"

"You never told me your name."

"It's Gibreel."

She sighs and breathes in, as if to draw the sound into her lungs and keep it there. "Gibreel," she repeats softly. "I am Magdalena."

"Pleased to meet you, Magdalena."

"Can I . . ."

"What is it?" you ask.

"I don't want to assume."

"You aren't."

"Can I take a shower first? It's been a while." She looks down, pressing her chin into her neck, her full breasts starting to heave. The flush of embarrassment turns darker.

"Of course," you say coolly. "Down the hall, to the right. I have a robe hanging on the door. There are towels, shampoo, conditioner, a razor that my girlfriend used to use . . . I know that's a little gross, but you can use mine. I can put a fresh blade on. I have a new toothbrush . . . ."

Magdalena giggles. "I know how to shower, Gibreel. I can use her razor. Would she mind?"

"I doubt it," you reply. "She left me three weeks ago."

"Oh no," Magdalena says, softly. "Why?"

"I'd rather not--"

"Oh my God, of course, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, Magdalena."

"Maggie."

"Maggie."

"Okay, I am going to go take a bath, if that's okay. Can I stay in there a while?"

"Take your time."

Maggie strains to get onto her toes, pulling on your shirt sleeves, and kisses your cheek gently. "Thank you, Gibreel." She smiles, and turns back toward the hall, beginning to strip off her raggedy t-shirt. You watch, entranced. Her back makes a perfect hourglass down to her ass, in low-rise jeans. Two perfect dimples dot her flesh just above her ass. She is about to have her shirt completely over her head when you come to your sense.

"M-Maggie!" you sputter.

She turns back toward you, her tee shirt now seeming nothing more than a small rag, the bottom hemisphere of each perfect teardrop breast exposed, as well as the rosy pink of a large-ish areola on her right breast, her elbow on that arm being a bit further up. The glimpse you get makes you swallow hard in your throat, and the already full bulge in your pants press insistently for space. She pulls her shirt back down and playfully giggles.

"Just joking." She turns around and walks to the bathroom, closing the door behind her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428585)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:19 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

well done sir; well done indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428674)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:20 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

so what's the verdict? you tappin' that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428686)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

lustful thoughts? of course. i dunno though. would feel too much like prostitution to act on though; plus disease; plus possible mental flaws (last thing i need is a girl who would freak out halfway through; plus need to focus because it would be perfectly natural for her to steal something because she has to survive too; plus plus plus

but those are all tools to control oneself, and god knows if i could use them effectively or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428727)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

prepare your anus for part 3 after i get back from the gym

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428742)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

are you hinting she is a tranny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428770)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:55 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder
Subject: Part 3

You sit nervously on your couch, your fingers grasping at the fabric of your trousers. The pipes tremble that familiar pinging percussion of hot water running through cold pipes; or was that blood rushing past your ears? You had told Maggie it had been three weeks not to seem pathetic, but your girlfriend had left you three months ago. And it had been three months before that since you had been with her.

Your eyes drift past the doorknob of the bathroom down the hall from time to time between absent, uncomprehending stares at the television. Your thoughts wander unbidden to the scene beyond.

Why did you hear her showering--wasn't she going to take a bath? Why did she need to shower? She was shaving, right? But . . . what?

Christ.

Get it together, Gibreel. She can't be more than twenty. She's just a kid. She's on the street, you piece of shit. She's . . . GOD she's fucking hot.

Realizing it does you no good to sit on your couch and obsess, you get up to begin to make some food for the both of you. You open the cupboards, then peer into the freezer, and realize just how pathetic your bachelordom has become.

"Easy Mac, microwave burritos, and vodka. Great."

A few moments later, you close your laptop. Pizza is on the way. You are tempted to engage the pizza tracker and post nonchalantly about how LaRonda has placed your new homeless girlfriend's pizza in the oven at 4:54 p.m., but you think better of it. You generally leave that kind of personal, confessional posting to askav, anyway.

Girlfriend?

By the time the pizza arrives, Maggie is no longer showering. She's bathing. You knock gently on the door.

"Maggie?"

"Yes?"

"Just letting you know, pizza's here."

A silent beat, and then clumsy splashing. Maggie whips the door open, a terry cloth robe held loosely around her torso with one hand. You notice her breasts immediately, porcelain turned rose from the heat of the water: they are large, barely contained, and press insistently against the folds of fabric. Her hair is now radiant gold, and you realize she had been a literal dirty blonde. Her lips are now plump with moisture, and, for the first time, you can smell her without the odors of the street to mask her. She smells like licorice.

Maggie peers at you, her eyes again filling with tears. "Can I . . . can I just have a few more minutes? Is that okay?"

"Maggie, of course."

She smiles at you, tears once held now streaming down her already wet cheeks. "I haven't . . . I haven't had pizza in a really long time." She chokes. "No one has ever bought me that."

You stare, stunned.

"It's just pepperoni and mushroom," you say dumbly.

She smiles, grabbing your hand with hers, wrapping her fingers around your thumb. She drags your thumb underneath her eyes, wiping away her tears.

"Thank you," she almost whispers. "I will be done soon."

"S-sure." You turn around as she closes the door.

Fuck. You've never been this hard.

In a few more minutes, Maggie finishes up. You've already put four slices onto her plate, imagining that she's hungry, and you've poured some soda for her and yourself. You've placed the food on the coffee table, and you have the television playing as she steps out of the bathroom, steam billowing from within and out into the hallway. She is a vision from Cecil B. Demille.

The thin terry cloth robe clings to her wet body obscenely. Her figure is a perfect hourglass; she is curvy but lithe, with the robe cinched tight at her vanishing waist. Her hips sway back and forth as she walks, her smooth, slender thigh parting the opening of the robe at each step. The top half of the robe dips low into her cleavage, her rhythmic breathing lifting her breasts up to form a deep indentation at her clavicle. Her nipples are clearly erect, and you can see a hint of their pinkish color through the sheerness of the fabric. Her large, round hazel eyes peer down at you.

"Is that for me?" she says, her voice mellifluous and high, even childlike, in register. She collapses on the couch next to you, squeezing her feet beneath her perfect ass. Her right thigh is exposed almost entirely to her pussy, and as she reaches forward for her plate her robe shifts.

So she had been shaving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430169)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:02 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

180 180s. thou hast conquered, gallilean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430236)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:03 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

yeah man you'd pwn that cunnus lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430246)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:04 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

by the way, magdelena? mary magdalene? your christlike attempt to avoid carnal sin? c'mon man give me some credit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430252)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:07 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

oh brother that was a 180 within a 180 like a russian doll, don't think i didn't notice on the first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430281)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:08 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

okay man good just making sure i was gonna have to have her wash your feet or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430286)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:09 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

you have no idea how much i wanted to lie and claim to be innocent just to get a part 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430292)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:23 AM
Author: Sick nofapping deer antler piazza

I don't think he caved. Need part 4 pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430907)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:20 AM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

lol i know right? even i'm excited reading it, fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18431445)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: vivacious church

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18431515)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:56 AM
Author: Curious impertinent pit foreskin

I don't know if we want it, the end of part 3 is so great. Part four would need a big twist to not go straight into graphic erotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18431640)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:57 PM
Author: Shaky hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18460061)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz slate voyeur

tyft julian the apostate reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430341)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:17 PM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430351)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:18 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

shit man didn't even catch it though i knew he'd be dropping some science on me with some language like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430359)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz slate voyeur

man i hate to respond to a fucking opus like this with a mere animated .gif that has wide currency on the internet, but i swear that -- after i had read the final sentence and taken a few seconds to decompress -- this is was my exact reaction in my empty apartment, right down to the strangely determined facial expression:

http://tinyurl.com/624jqwo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430328)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:16 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

lolol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430342)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:11 AM
Author: Curious impertinent pit foreskin

180, good work.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430800)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: Curious impertinent pit foreskin

CRIMINALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430812)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: Glittery Knife Gay Wizard

you know what i like? that despite multiple 180s, this is still true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18431128)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Curious impertinent pit foreskin

My dirty pumo 180s carry little weight. It should be raining 180s in here.

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Date: August 26th, 2011 2:45 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder



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Date: July 6th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author: godawful bisexual menage

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Date: July 6th, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Lake vigorous principal's office milk

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Date: August 26th, 2011 3:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Flatulent Degenerate Den

180

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz slate voyeur



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:33 PM
Author: Curious impertinent pit foreskin

A little too strong at the end but 180 still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428821)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz slate voyeur

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

exactly right

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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:15 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:40 PM
Author: godawful bisexual menage

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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:11 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:48 PM
Author: Navy diverse round eye market

didn't Rowan let a homeless chick sleep in her apartment for a while, and then the chick stole her stuff or something?

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:23 PM
Author: rusted adventurous circlehead

there was a chick on her porch and rowan kicked her in the teeth as she slept

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Date: July 6th, 2011 11:17 AM
Author: godawful bisexual menage

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: effete razzle spot

I saw a homeless girl and guy in MFH last night. They were probably about 20 years old each. She was fairly cute and he looked half crazed. BF-GF couple it seemed. As I was passing them and giving her the up and down while they were conversing, she suddenly said "sparesomechange?" to which I just froze for a second before continuing walking. When a hot chick asks you for help you instinctively want to do something for her, but what could I do while she was with her loser bf.

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:32 PM
Author: Brilliant Garrison Tattoo

I saw a bummy looking homeless dude holding up a sign at an intersection once. While I was still waiting for the light to change, some hot as FUKKK blond chick shows up looking all fresh and clean and gives him glass of water and starts putting sunblock on his neck. You could tell immediately she was the dude's gf or something.

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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:15 PM
Author: buff address weed whacker

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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:08 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:17 PM
Author: Drab Step-uncle's House

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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: aromatic mental disorder



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: vivacious church

My guess is that this thread will receive bumps in 2013 and beyond.

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Date: July 6th, 2011 10:04 AM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:05 PM
Author: Soggy gay persian

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Date: July 6th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: pungent dragon

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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: Shaky hospital



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Date: July 7th, 2011 12:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz slate voyeur



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Date: July 7th, 2011 12:20 AM
Author: alcoholic stag film community account

i thought this was going to be a thread about italy.

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Date: July 7th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: aromatic mental disorder

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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:10 PM
Author: dashing center sandwich

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Date: July 10th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: godawful bisexual menage



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Date: July 17th, 2011 12:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz slate voyeur



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Date: January 25th, 2012 9:59 PM
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