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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse karate

the low leverage and early responsibility of working in a foreign office means that TMF will have little trouble snagging a partner or counsel job at a vault firm back in the USA, if he isn't elevated to partner after his 7th year (a year in which he makes $265,000 in salary btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757522)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: histrionic umber faggotry

PROTIP: Fish talking to a student loan company to try and negotiate a deferment while mandy cries is in the background is not a "deal team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757570)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Ebony Travel Guidebook Alpha

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned shrine

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: racy elite site old irish cottage



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: Smoky disrespectful psychic feces

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: lilac bonkers windowlicker pit



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:14 AM
Author: Red passionate hospital death wish

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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:16 AM
Author: sooty immigrant

i generally find you insufferable, but this was a certifiable 180

though i would have preferred "whimpers softly in the background" over "cries"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764661)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:18 AM
Author: Sable 180 Pervert Orchestra Pit

i would have preferred "tries to figure out why santa stopped bringing her so many presents" or "colored in her my little ponies coloring book"

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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: Pink whorehouse karate



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Date: January 26th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Slippery henna brunch goyim

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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: arousing indian lodge juggernaut



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Date: September 12th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: Cordovan stag film

Nice, but why haven't you edited out the typo yet?

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse karate



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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: arousing indian lodge juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant box office

"I need those documents, NOW!" Fish barked at a trembling junior associate who quickly scurried away, clumsily dropping the hefty stack of copies on his way out the door. Fish slumped down in his high-backed executive chair at the head of a conference table swarming with his busy underlings. The cacophony of ringing telephones, buzzing copiers, and shouting paralegals blended together and faded to a dull hum in the back of his mind as he began to recall those quiet few months - or was it...years? - that he was out of the game, seemingly shunned forever from biglaw. So much had changed since then. The jet. The custom tailored suits. The multiple properties - to use and to rent out, of course. Those sad, dark, unemployed days now seemed but a faint and hollow memory, as though they were someone else's memories - a copy of a copy of a copy; fuzzy; unfamiliar.

He snapped back to reality as his Blackberry buzzed loudly on the table. He glanced at the caller ID, which read "V. Alekperov."

"Well I'll be damned," thought Fish, "I guess I might have landed myself a whale..."

Fish stole a glance at the gold Baume & Mercier that Mandy had given him for Christmas just one year before. It read 12:03 a.m.

"Merry fuckin' Christmas," Fish smirked as he snatched the phone off the table and lifted it to his ear.

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: rough-skinned shrine

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse karate

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: orchid twisted business firm codepig

I imagine him tabbing at his BlackBerry with one portly left index finger, chopsticks in his right, and a few noodles fluttering out the MSG-flecked corners of his mouth. Christmas goose? How about some fucking Christmas takeout, because the Dollar still thinks it's a goddam Friday and he's not about to let some fish off the hook for a few candle-lighting freaks tramping about in the snow and yelping melodious carols.

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:34 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible skinny woman station

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: Maize lay crotch

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: Smoky disrespectful psychic feces

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell toaster

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: lilac bonkers windowlicker pit

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: hateful new version

i'd like to commission you to narrate my life, brother

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Date: January 27th, 2011 9:25 AM
Author: arousing indian lodge juggernaut



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Date: August 28th, 2011 10:51 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: histrionic umber faggotry

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: laughsome pale forum place of business

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: excitant people who are hurt

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: stirring brilliant theater stage hominid



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:57 PM
Author: Buff big legend

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed pisswyrm

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:08 PM
Author: cyan depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:29 PM
Author: Primrose parlour

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: chrome anal meetinghouse

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Shimmering Volcanic Crater Plaza



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:19 AM
Author: Big-titted Very Tactful Electric Furnace

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Date: January 20th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: Buff big legend



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Date: January 21st, 2011 6:49 PM
Author: Motley voyeur giraffe

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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse karate

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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:05 PM
Author: Charismatic resort gaming laptop

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Date: January 27th, 2011 10:15 AM
Author: arousing indian lodge juggernaut



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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: dashing jap

You have a rare gift man, I've told you this a thousand fucking times. You need to just sit down and write a goddamn novel and leave all this shit behind.

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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: lemon lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: lilac bonkers windowlicker pit

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Date: December 8th, 2010 5:14 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:30 AM
Author: Pink whorehouse karate



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Date: December 18th, 2010 3:26 AM
Author: Pink whorehouse karate



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Date: December 24th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse karate



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Date: January 4th, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell toaster

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Date: January 15th, 2011 7:19 PM
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Date: January 21st, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant box office



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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:37 PM
Author: arousing indian lodge juggernaut

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Date: January 24th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: Walnut kitty university

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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:28 AM
Author: arousing indian lodge juggernaut

"I don't have all night, Vladimir," Fish repeated into his Blackberry, nearly growling as his patience waned. When he ground his thumb through the glowing red "End" button, he paused once again for reflection, surveying the well-rehearsed symphony before him, his fingers splayed over the polished oak table. These final, frenetic moments of a deal - just as his team began to grow weary - were as vital to Fish as the blood that coursed through his veins. And it had all been so close to never happening, Fish thought; but now, his dream had arrived - and he with it.

The music jarred him; it was too soon; he hadn't enough time to gather himself. The finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture seeped through a crack in the window nearest Fish and slowly, insidiously, enveloped him. He ran to the window, eyes wide. They were coming. A flock of senior partners waded through the foot-deep snow toward the door only a floor beneath Fish, AK-47s in tow.

His Baume & Mercier had six hands, each the same length and jutting out through the glass at wild angles. He tore it off and fell the short distance to his knees, weakened by the realization that this was, of course, a dream.

His thoughts skittered across visions of his apartment on E 70th near the park, of his small Tuscan villa, of his dear, dear Maserati GranCabrio; of Mandy.

Not this time, he vowed, teeth clenched. This time, he would fight to keep it all from evaporating before his tear-swollen eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17148691)



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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: arousing indian lodge juggernaut



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