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normal chick at T30, hate law, classmates, all.

regret everything. both male and female classmates suck. ...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
its like this at basically every school outside of the t14 (...
bistre submissive really tough guy
  07/14/12
Fordh*m?
Snowy police squad hell
  07/14/12
Fordh*m?
Snowy police squad hell
  07/14/12
cr
Light shaky crackhouse
  07/14/12
everywhere
bateful piazza
  07/14/12
Welcome to law!
cream galvanic multi-billionaire
  07/14/12
ty
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
but do they own a 40 thousand dollar watch?
Fiercely-loyal Impressive Elastic Band Institution
  07/14/12
several, most likely.
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
I don't think I met a single person like that at my law scho...
aquamarine round eye abode
  07/14/12
can't tell if serious.
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
Serious. I went to a t14, so maybe that guy up there is righ...
aquamarine round eye abode
  07/14/12
and they are modest and humble? i don't think i've ever met...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
yes, but it might be because they are jewish and cheap. i mi...
aquamarine round eye abode
  07/14/12
Very similar at my T30. I spent time my 1L year trying to bo...
trip iridescent alpha
  07/14/12
do connections/nepotism play a role in oci at all? i kn...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
Not really for firms but you'll see people getting into smal...
trip iridescent alpha
  07/14/12
*gives you a flower*
Doobsian scourge upon the earth
  07/14/12
fie on your flower!
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
also it's pretty obvious you're describing Fordham.
trip iridescent alpha
  07/14/12
it is, isn't it?
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
Jews, ivy, big firm paralegal -- it's not INDIANA UNIVERSITY...
trip iridescent alpha
  07/14/12
DESCRIBE cans and panties
Aromatic mexican
  07/14/12
cans are cylindrical containers used for the distribution of...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
it doesnt psa: you arent normal
Aromatic mexican
  07/14/12
cr she sounds like an ugly, frizz-haird nerd with droopy ...
Razzle-dazzle theater pisswyrm
  07/14/12
fwiw, fordham girls are fairly attractive compared to other ...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
"fwiw, fordham girls are fairly attractive compared to ...
Light shaky crackhouse
  07/14/12
...
Puce indian lodge corn cake
  07/14/12
peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man in a f...
boyish old irish cottage
  07/14/12
180
federal purple set depressive
  07/14/12
Do you or any of your classmates have a nice butt.
cream galvanic multi-billionaire
  07/14/12
Also, describe your last bowel movement.
saffron chad den
  07/14/12
but, wait, isn't Fordham the education of NYU/CLS with ALSO ...
Light shaky crackhouse
  07/14/12
not only that but you have a 27% shot of NOT ruining your li...
pale soul-stirring regret house
  07/14/12
Those statistics are awful. Why is Yale's so low?
aquamarine round eye abode
  07/14/12
lulz, UMN/WUSTL/Iowa don't even show up in the top 30.
Comical Giraffe
  07/14/12
i believe this is going to be on the cover of our new brochu...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
lol but to be fair CLS kids are even worse
Light shaky crackhouse
  07/14/12
how was the village?
dashing resort wagecucks
  07/14/12
what do you look like
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
hopefully good enough to compensate for my grades.
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
do you hate the Penn, Cornell or Michigan undergrads more
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
100% penn. the biggest douchebags i have met at fordham com...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
percentage of girls from long island?
drunken trump supporter pozpig
  07/14/12
it's a lot. if my section is representative of the entire s...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
got damn
drunken trump supporter pozpig
  07/14/12
this is a completely accurate analysis of Cornell and Penn t...
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
ha. i have plenty of friends at fordham. just very few i w...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
when did you realize ls was a mistake? orientation?
drunken trump supporter pozpig
  07/14/12
not sure. always kinda knew it was a mistake (even when app...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
by "faux alpha" do you mean 5'7 jewish loud talkin...
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
most of the faux alphas aren't jewish (though i can think of...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
oh. At my similar school they were mostly Jewish. didnt re...
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
i was including the catholics in the wasp category. fordham...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
no problem. at my school jews seemed to be the biggest wanna...
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
dude hitting on me at bar tried to explain that students at ...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
first sentence I can imagine lots of people at my school say...
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
it's funny how every 1L who was a paralegal/staff at biglaw ...
Spectacular crawly chapel
  07/14/12
i heard that firms will never hire past paras as attorneys o...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
usually it's because their law school grades are just not go...
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
Not a rule at all, but you do have to make the grades.
hairraiser orchid parlour clown
  07/14/12
that's not a hard rule. it just gives zero advantage. have t...
Spectacular crawly chapel
  07/14/12
the rare people who do have the school/grades are autoadmits...
passionate cuckoldry french chef
  07/14/12
there are good bros, probably at your school, who feel the s...
Claret area
  07/14/12
i have def. met others who feel the same way i do, at least ...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
there are legit non-law options out of a t30 find somethi...
Claret area
  07/14/12
lol what legit non-law options are there for Fordham median
Light shaky crackhouse
  07/14/12
have you ever seen the black people that sell the cologne on...
Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan
  07/14/12
I love when they sell the weird-smelling soap. I might go i...
flushed fragrant telephone stock car
  07/14/12
sure, youre a chick at a t30 who uses the 'preftigious' meme...
Vibrant Bright Jewess
  07/14/12
this was me.
unholy fanboi lettuce
  07/14/12


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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

regret everything.

both male and female classmates suck. the men are emasculated pricks who weep at the prospect of having their preftigious ivy undergrad degrees tainted with T30 shitstain. they name drop big firms they para'd for like it's impressive and went to LS b/c they think it will help them get good looking women.

the women have no sense of humor, have mega penis envy/are egomaniacs.

everyone is privileged as fuck and gets their jobs thru nepotism. lots of dumb kids with parents who are judges/biglaw bigshots, etc.

is it like this everywhere or just at my shitty T30?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21085954)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: bistre submissive really tough guy

its like this at basically every school outside of the t14 (and thats just because the lower t14 are delusional and arent as worried as they should be, so they dont have to compensate by doing dumb shit like talking about their big law paralegal gigs or their friends parents accomplishments).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086020)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:12 PM
Author: Snowy police squad hell

Fordh*m?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21085992)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:12 PM
Author: Snowy police squad hell

Fordh*m?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21085993)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: Light shaky crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086467)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: bateful piazza

everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21085994)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: cream galvanic multi-billionaire

Welcome to law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086030)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086144)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Impressive Elastic Band Institution

but do they own a 40 thousand dollar watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086108)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

several, most likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086145)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: aquamarine round eye abode

I don't think I met a single person like that at my law school. Knew a couple people with partner parents, but I didn't find out until one of their friends told me. They also dress like poorz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086119)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

can't tell if serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086147)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: aquamarine round eye abode

Serious. I went to a t14, so maybe that guy up there is right. I thought some of my friends were poorz but their families are loaded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086150)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

and they are modest and humble? i don't think i've ever met a truly wealthy person that wasn't some kind of asshole in one way or another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086160)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: aquamarine round eye abode

yes, but it might be because they are jewish and cheap. i might be confusing humility with cheapness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086168)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: trip iridescent alpha

Very similar at my T30. I spent time my 1L year trying to bond with classmates. Fucking retarded. You describe the chicks well. Dudes are mostly emasculated, but you also get the faux-alpha. You know the type.

There are some cool people, some family law chicks or public interest types, but they have their own problems.

Anyway, welcome to law. The people fucking suck. And btw, 3L year, you'll lol at their eventual job choices. Also known as: how 50% of your class have mom/dad pull strings or fund taking the bar in NY/CA/IL/whatever and "looking" for a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086158)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

do connections/nepotism play a role in oci at all?

i know a lot of people who got somewhat "prestigious" summer jobs in federal court while they had shit grades and it kind of enraged me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086211)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: trip iridescent alpha

Not really for firms but you'll see people getting into smaller firms because of nepotism

and trust me, most fordham students are working in small firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086302)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Doobsian scourge upon the earth

*gives you a flower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086162)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

fie on your flower!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086222)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: trip iridescent alpha

also it's pretty obvious you're describing Fordham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086170)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

it is, isn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086199)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: trip iridescent alpha

Jews, ivy, big firm paralegal -- it's not INDIANA UNIVERSITY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086204)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:58 PM
Author: Aromatic mexican

DESCRIBE cans and panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086217)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

cans are cylindrical containers used for the distribution of goods. they are usually made of tin. they are not biodegradable.

panties come in many styles including bikini, tanga, and thongs. they are commonly made of cotton (most breathable fabric), but also can be made of spandex, polyester, or silk.

HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086237)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:04 PM
Author: Aromatic mexican

it doesnt

psa: you arent normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086263)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theater pisswyrm

cr

she sounds like an ugly, frizz-haird nerd with droopy tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086516)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

fwiw, fordham girls are fairly attractive compared to other LS. very jappy though, which can be good or bad, depending on what you like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086539)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:46 PM
Author: Light shaky crackhouse

"fwiw, fordham girls are fairly attractive compared to other LS"

This is absolutely true. But nothing like dumb, hot NYLS girls.

the NJ law schools are full of heifers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086551)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Puce indian lodge corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21089039)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:06 PM
Author: boyish old irish cottage

peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086764)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: federal purple set depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086857)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:03 PM
Author: cream galvanic multi-billionaire

Do you or any of your classmates have a nice butt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086251)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:36 PM
Author: saffron chad den

Also, describe your last bowel movement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086473)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:37 PM
Author: Light shaky crackhouse

but, wait, isn't Fordham the education of NYU/CLS with ALSO good looking fun party animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086480)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:41 PM
Author: pale soul-stirring regret house

not only that but you have a 27% shot of NOT ruining your life:

http://law.fordham.edu/about-fordham/5247.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086513)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: aquamarine round eye abode

Those statistics are awful. Why is Yale's so low?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086528)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Comical Giraffe

lulz, UMN/WUSTL/Iowa don't even show up in the top 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086987)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

i believe this is going to be on the cover of our new brochure.

we legit got an info sheet regarding employment data saying firms like to hire from fordham b/c students there are "as hardworking & smart as kids from NYU/Columbia without the sense of entitlement."

whoever wrote that deserves a special place in hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086518)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:46 PM
Author: Light shaky crackhouse

lol

but to be fair CLS kids are even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086545)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:24 PM
Author: dashing resort wagecucks

how was the village?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087306)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:58 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

what do you look like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086677)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

hopefully good enough to compensate for my grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086755)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:08 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

do you hate the Penn, Cornell or Michigan undergrads more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086783)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

100% penn. the biggest douchebags i have met at fordham come from penn. also the "faux alpahs" are usually from penn. however, very much enjoy asking how they liked penn state & watching temper tantrums.

the cornell people i have met are generally intelligent, reasonably down to earth people (also, the best looking dudes went to cornell).

only knew one mich kid. super competitive asian dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086837)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: drunken trump supporter pozpig

percentage of girls from long island?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086871)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

it's a lot. if my section is representative of the entire school, i'd say 25-30% of females from L.I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086884)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:23 PM
Author: drunken trump supporter pozpig

got damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086954)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:15 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

this is a completely accurate analysis of Cornell and Penn to be honest.

but I have to wonder if your disappointment has to do with you just being socially irrelevant at Fordham. If so, I don't think I want to have sex with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086875)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

ha. i have plenty of friends at fordham. just very few i will actually keep in touch with after school's over. my non LS friends aren't academic/competitive. neither am I, which probably is one reason i am not enjoying LS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086950)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:22 PM
Author: drunken trump supporter pozpig

when did you realize ls was a mistake? orientation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086952)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

not sure. always kinda knew it was a mistake (even when applying to schools in general). it hasn't all been bad. have met a couple really cool people/professors. the people i really hate are generally hated by everyone, so there's a lot of solidarity on that front which i appreciate.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086998)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:32 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

by "faux alpha" do you mean 5'7 jewish loud talking gunner putting his arm around an obviously uninterested girl at most bar nights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087006)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

most of the faux alphas aren't jewish (though i can think of one). they usually are waspy, but otherwise your description is accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087019)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:37 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

oh. At my similar school they were mostly Jewish. didnt realize Fordham had Wasps. I'd figure mostly Jewish/Catholic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087026)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

i was including the catholics in the wasp category. fordham is pretty jewish, like any law school, but i also think we are disproportionately fratty and waspy/wascy.

the jewish dudes i have met here are pretty cool, albeit somewhat aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087051)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:28 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

no problem. at my school jews seemed to be the biggest wannabe alphas, though there were of course some cool ones.

DESCRIBE the worst faux-alpha behavior you saw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087334)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

dude hitting on me at bar tried to explain that students at columbia and nyu aren't going to be "rainmakers" b/c they don't have the full package--aren't athletic, social, personable, etc. like ppl at fordham.

also heard lots of "i fucked X amount of girls in the ass" stories by guys who i really doubt ever fucked girls, especially in the ass.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087380)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

first sentence I can imagine lots of people at my school saying (i went to a pretty similar school).

i haven't heard anyone bragging to girls about fucking lots of women in the ass, though. That's interesting.

god law students suck. what are you doing this summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087415)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:20 PM
Author: Spectacular crawly chapel

it's funny how every 1L who was a paralegal/staff at biglaw thinks this makes them special or something. by 2L they realize what a joke that was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086929)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

i heard that firms will never hire past paras as attorneys once they graduate? true?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086961)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

usually it's because their law school grades are just not good enough. the median kid at Fordham isn't getting Skadden just cause he para'd there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087012)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:45 PM
Author: hairraiser orchid parlour clown

Not a rule at all, but you do have to make the grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087076)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:56 PM
Author: Spectacular crawly chapel

that's not a hard rule. it just gives zero advantage. have to have the school/grades just like anyone else. it might help on a callback or something i guess if u know the people, but that just seems really rare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087124)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 8:49 PM
Author: passionate cuckoldry french chef

the rare people who do have the school/grades are autoadmits. if you've been a good para for 2 years, the attorneys will know you and put in a good word for you.

biglaw attorneys -- even the partners -- aren't out of touch and clueless. we know which paras are good and hard working and which ones are pure shit, fuck up even the smallest things, etc. not that hard to figure it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087962)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Claret area

there are good bros, probably at your school, who feel the same way

start planning your escape now though - you can't just sit idly by why your life deteriorates into increasingly purified shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087038)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

i have def. met others who feel the same way i do, at least sometimes.

trust me, will drop out if i strike out in oci.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087060)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:51 PM
Author: Claret area

there are legit non-law options out of a t30

find something that makes you happy - or at least offers the right lifestyle / environment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087106)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:24 PM
Author: Light shaky crackhouse

lol what legit non-law options are there for Fordham median

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087304)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused business firm coldplay fan

have you ever seen the black people that sell the cologne on the street in harlem? could probably do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087388)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: flushed fragrant telephone stock car

I love when they sell the weird-smelling soap. I might go into that business. Or maybe gospel music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087914)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Bright Jewess

sure, youre a chick at a t30 who uses the 'preftigious' meme. faggot. stop posting as a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21089046)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: unholy fanboi lettuce

this was me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21089053)