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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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he’s such a dunce
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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180
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Big-titted sapphire dingle berry

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Ultramarine Mind-boggling Plaza

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Big-titted sapphire dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: yapping irradiated pozpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: dead narrow-minded death wish

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: chrome filthpig senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone cheese-eating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Excitant Apoplectic Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: aqua kitty cat private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: stirring transparent preventive strike

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: spruce startled ape

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: multi-colored native sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: chrome filthpig senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: citrine rehab quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: vivacious know-it-all mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: stirring transparent preventive strike

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: multi-colored native sweet tailpipe

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: spruce startled ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: bearded razzmatazz garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Excitant Apoplectic Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: vibrant feces karate

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: cracking flesh menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: chrome filthpig senate

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: bipolar motley theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: cracking flesh menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Floppy effete mother

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: High-end property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Excitant Apoplectic Patrolman

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: comical market

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Fragrant sexy kitchen travel guidebook

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Infuriating Institution Gay Wizard

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Maroon hairy legs state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: vibrant feces karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Floppy effete mother

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Nighttime white sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Maniacal Telephone

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: concupiscible church

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic garnet casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: multi-colored native sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Unhinged base

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant embarrassed to the bone church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Maniacal Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Maniacal Telephone

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: obsidian love of her life

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Nofapping Wrinkle Faggotry

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: aquamarine chest-beating background story sandwich

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: exciting shrine son of senegal

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Godawful Fortuitous Meteor Useless Brakes

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Nighttime white sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Jet twisted center

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Thriller box office

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: vibrant feces karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: bearded razzmatazz garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Excitant Apoplectic Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Grizzly appetizing area tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Big-titted sapphire dingle berry

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Maroon hairy legs state

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Tantric liquid oxygen

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: vigorous cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Saffron Cuckoldry Legend

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut haunted graveyard hospital

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Nighttime white sound barrier

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: slap-happy clear resort marketing idea

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: bearded razzmatazz garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: aquamarine chest-beating background story sandwich

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Floppy effete mother

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: mewling glittery nowag

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Tan spectacular laser beams pervert

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Big-titted sapphire dingle berry

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: comical market

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: frisky bespoke school cafeteria

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37915994)