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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?

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Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  08/31/25
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Excitant pocket flask
  08/31/25
what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"
Rough-skinned alcoholic mother skinny woman
  08/31/25
If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I jus...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  08/31/25
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Excitant pocket flask
  08/31/25
cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  08/31/25
Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/01/25
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Excitant pocket flask
  09/01/25
theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city ...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/01/25
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Excitant pocket flask
  09/01/25
hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the country...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/01/25
did you really base your plan on the idea that people would ...
exhilarant plum nursing home
  09/01/25
well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and vario...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/02/25
then why the fuck would people who live within driving dista...
exhilarant plum nursing home
  09/02/25
hey its not a shithole
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/02/25
so people will want to come from some distance to stay there...
exhilarant plum nursing home
  09/02/25
i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of sem...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/02/25
so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attrac...
exhilarant plum nursing home
  09/02/25
theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/02/25
it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guest...
exhilarant plum nursing home
  09/02/25
will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my kne...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/02/25
a/s/l
exhilarant plum nursing home
  09/02/25
16/f/cali
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/02/25
17/f/fl, teehee
exhilarant plum nursing home
  09/02/25
wanna trade boob pics?
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/02/25
lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of no...
Ultramarine lettuce
  09/02/25
So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it i...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/21/25
Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account fo...
Boyish toaster half-breed
  09/21/25
I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/21/25
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in con...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  09/21/25
jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire...
Chocolate Vigorous Ceo Area
  10/21/25
Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are th...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  10/17/25
so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  10/19/25
You sound like a good host.
jade blathering nibblets haunted graveyard
  10/19/25
Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  10/19/25
happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everyw...
sinister dingle berry macaca
  10/19/25
It's my former residence, built a bigger home. Those glit...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  10/21/25
Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book ab...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  11/24/25
how was the book?
Mustard godawful police squad personal credit line
  12/14/25
I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo....
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/14/25
Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back
chrome dilemma
  11/24/25
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thriller spot feces
  10/19/25
Are you still working as a lawyer? Do you have any xo Eas...
Histrionic orchid mad cow disease
  10/19/25
Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. I...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  10/19/25
The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mount...
Histrionic orchid mad cow disease
  10/20/25
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Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  10/21/25
Just got a $10 cash tip
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  11/18/25
i bet none of your law clients tip for shit
Gold church
  11/24/25
Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not fla...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  11/24/25
Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  11/23/25
Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favor...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  11/24/25
how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i ...
Gold church
  11/24/25
After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a ...
Wonderful Yapping Kitty Cat
  11/24/25
Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeki...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  11/28/25
FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the compl...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  11/28/25
Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of th...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/11/25
they also smell.
animeboi
  07/09/26
just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt ...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/14/25
never understood this you work your entire life away and si...
Vengeful lilac mood
  12/14/25
any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/14/25
You would probably make more selling it and letting the mone...
Vengeful lilac mood
  12/14/25
Can't sell it without a property division and granting an ea...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/14/25
Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not ...
Vengeful lilac mood
  12/14/25
texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that bi...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/14/25
so it's going OK overall or what?
sinister dingle berry macaca
  12/14/25
Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/14/25
nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any pa...
sinister dingle berry macaca
  12/14/25
traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/14/25
what about an asian bachelorette party
Razzmatazz psychic giraffe
  12/14/25
No, see above re: chinese takeout containers
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/14/25
180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on th...
coral medicated resort
  12/14/25
add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating pro...
Mind-boggling fanboi
  12/14/25
Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including ...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  12/23/25
Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super c...
Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine
  04/03/26
I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and ...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised t...
Kenneth Play
  07/09/26
Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house...
t.rick o'treat panama
  07/09/26
I don’t have a house rules book and the only “ru...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will po...
t.rick o'treat panama
  07/09/26
Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too o...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in ...
t.rick o'treat panama
  07/09/26
Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill an...
animeboi
  07/09/26


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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226172)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Excitant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226173)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned alcoholic mother skinny woman

what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226182)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226183)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Excitant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226205)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49226210)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229868)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Excitant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229892)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229894)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Excitant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229896)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229898)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: exhilarant plum nursing home

did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229910)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229916)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: exhilarant plum nursing home

then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229921)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

hey its not a shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229926)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: exhilarant plum nursing home

so people will want to come from some distance to stay there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229928)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229930)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: exhilarant plum nursing home

so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229939)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229941)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: exhilarant plum nursing home

it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229952)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229953)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: exhilarant plum nursing home

a/s/l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229956)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

16/f/cali

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229958)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: exhilarant plum nursing home

17/f/fl, teehee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229961)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

wanna trade boob pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229963)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Ultramarine lettuce

lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49229960)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290249)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish toaster half-breed

Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290279)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290341)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49290346)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Chocolate Vigorous Ceo Area

jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire some furking beaner bitch jfc, cant u add some fraud cleaning fee on airbnb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49363448)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.

Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.

Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.

The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.

I am a licensed lawyer btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49356163)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360868)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: jade blathering nibblets haunted graveyard

You sound like a good host.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360872)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360883)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: sinister dingle berry macaca

happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everywhere jfc

edit: is this an investment property, or cottage or something? it's not your actual residence is it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360886)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

It's my former residence, built a bigger home.

Those glitter spics that left the jewelry - I mailed it and it was delivered yesterday, no acknowledgment that they even received it and of course they haven't reimbursed my shipping expense. I think I will give them a couple more days then hit em with DAT ONE STAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49365375)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book about some birdshit that walked across Japan in the 70s (https://www.amazon.com/Roads-Sata-2000-Mile-Through-Japan/dp/1568361874) and am awaiting delivery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457218)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Mustard godawful police squad personal credit line

how was the book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509353)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo. Still got a ways to go, it takes me forever to get through a book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509355)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: chrome dilemma

Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457431)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: thriller spot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360888)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Histrionic orchid mad cow disease

Are you still working as a lawyer?

Do you have any xo Easter eggs in the listing for your bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360943)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. It's too much work to scale this to have more properties and at that point I'd need to hire cleaners and I'd be at risk of a downturn, etc. Right now I wfh right next to it and I just pop over at check out to clean for the next guest, usually take lunch after that, then get back to poasting or billing. No easter eggs, suggestions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49360945)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Histrionic orchid mad cow disease

The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mountain National Forest, at Stratton, or pretty much wherever you want. It features a renovated kitchen, four big bedrooms, and two livings room. You'll be glad to stay here and see what unfolds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49362433)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49363437)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Just got a $10 cash tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49440755)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Gold church

i bet none of your law clients tip for shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457415)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457985)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout containers at the top of the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49454380)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favorite. I have 22 5-star reviews. One faggot rated me 4 stars and gave me a "2" for communication, despite the fact he never once contacted me or anything. The fuck was he expecting? My stats show I always respond within an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457214)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Gold church

how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i thought i saw some airbnb types bitching about superhosts not appearing as promenently in search results or smth like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457418)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Yapping Kitty Cat

After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a super host. And no, It’s the opposite…super hosts will be more visible in searches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49457423)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeking area in my house and I went over there and the house was cluttered with their shit. So I texted and it's a WGWBG couple and the guy said his mom "thought check out was at 1" and she just arrived at their house for breakfast. I have another guest checking in at 3, if this nig isn't packed up (LJL at them running on time) I'm just gonna bag her shit up and let her come grab it. When is check out ever at 1 anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49467839)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the complimentary water/tea bottles from the fridge and also the aveeno body wash; they LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN (granted it was like the drink door and not the full size door but it still allowed warm air into the entire fridge). I mean what the fuck. Are these niggas living in some apartment with the old school big ass white fridge, was this too complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49468296)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of the night "What are the nearby attractions?"

bitch use google bloody benchod. Why do Indian ppl always waste time and ask a million retarded questions? They are a bunch of retarded fucking monkeys and animals have no concept of time or respecting your time. This is why I refuse to take Indian clients for legal matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49502353)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

they also smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988046)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt buddy check out and there's fucking dog hair everywhere. not sure what (if anything) i can do about this, they're gonna lie and say it's a service animal cause these childless loser freaks treat their dumbass dog as a surrogate child and take it everywhere with them. i think i can only revise my rules to say no unattended dogs. for the present one i may leave a 1 star review and say i'm highly allergic to dog dander and a head's up would have been appreciated that they were bringing dogs when the listing specifically says no dogs. not only that i have literally 1 rule (lock the door when leaving) and they failed to do that. dumbass fucktarded nigger and cumskin "(mentally) disabled veteran"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509261)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Vengeful lilac mood

never understood this

you work your entire life away and sit on your balls for 20 years to avoid proles, inviting them into your house as you wait on them hand & foot seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509277)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not practical to sell it, don't want a long term tenant since they'll have rights and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509279)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Vengeful lilac mood

You would probably make more selling it and letting the money sit in a fund

Waiting around for/and/to text retards and cleaning up their excrement and sheddings seems ncr 120 ROI

Your time must be literally worthless to do this, also, someone will eventually wreck the place for fun (kids go around turning out airbnbs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509294)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Can't sell it without a property division and granting an easement (which would massively decreased the sales price compared to value). It's tucked into a property with acreage that has other things on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509301)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Vengeful lilac mood

Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not dealing with high traffic proledom seems the entire purpose of working/saving money

Why not just give it up to some sort of property management co and just get rent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that big of a deal and i dont wanna give up all my profit to pay some illegal beaner that's gonna do a half assed job when i can just do it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509334)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: sinister dingle berry macaca

so it's going OK overall or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509276)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509278)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sinister dingle berry macaca

nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any patience for any of the stuff you're mentioning. i would just want to cater to young bachelorette parties or college cheerleaders or traveling nurses. i'd be a total gentleman and nice host but just saying those are the guests i would want to interact with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509314)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look into that. i would prefer more disabled dog niggas than a bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509337)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz psychic giraffe

what about an asian bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509340)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

No, see above re: chinese takeout containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509342)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: coral medicated resort

180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on the wall and hiring a bellman from Barcelona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509312)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fanboi

add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating profile and the asian hiking girlfriends will queue at your door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49509378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including Christmas and NYE. A single guest is checking in for 3 nights. Seems a bit odd, hope he doesn't kill himself over Christmas. Should I invite him over to my place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49534446)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Sick Keepsake Machete Shrine

Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super clean and had some faggy friends over, no clear signs of buttsex.

Also after about 8 months I got my first turdskin that booked the place. Wish me luck bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49791571)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and Airbnb has rewarded me with a $100 airbnb credit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49987939)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised this is working out as well as it seems to be. otoh i have friends with an airbnb beach house and it's been very profitable for them - thing is, they dodge some of the unfavorable renters by virtue of the high price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49987943)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no teens where I live, and overall it’s just families or people in town for sports or weddings or what have you. It’s a relatively affluent suburb. It’s not really worth the effort based on my lawyer hourly rate but it’s good to diversify and have a second income stream and I’ve got my kids doing most of the cleaning now and I pay em like $25 each

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988003)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house rules' book letting people know the cleaning lady is a guatemalan 'immigrant' ? might increase your tips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988019)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I don’t have a house rules book and the only “rule” listed in the app is please lock the door after check out and half these retards cant even do that. People that make a binder of bullshit are deluding themselves nobody reads all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988022)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will post any ridiculous binder requests from the hosts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988102)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too old to share a bed? Airbnb seems more expensive and more hassle than hotels these days and only seems worth it if you need extra space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988107)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in paris and barcelona were price competitive with any decent hotel and we get a lot more space / option to do simple meals if we want.

we will use a marriot in madrid when we drop off the kid at the music school, then another airbnb for us in palma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988116)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988119)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill and don't ask you to do bullshit like in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2#49988202)