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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Angry Ape



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Chocolate Coiffed Principal's Office Dysfunction



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Chestnut racy theater stage

"Tell her to text me when you guys are done and I'll come pick her up."

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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Angry Ape



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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: hairraiser locale

Lmao 180. Hardest I've laughed this month

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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: flickering friendly grandma



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:00 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:06 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:52 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:54 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:56 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Degenerate

"Don't let her drink too much. She gets very animated on tequila," you shout to Chad as they leave.

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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:52 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Degenerate



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: exciting piazza



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: irradiated indigo area

To be fair,

'Hehe, well, I'll be back in the ol' 'A-P-T' waiting, Sam... Probably not going to bed too early, so feel free to text if you need a ride or something. Miss you already!" he shouted over the din of the crowded bar as Chad smirked, firmly guiding Samantha towards the exit with one hand on her waist.

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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Degenerate

"If your mom calls, I'll just tell her you're with a new friend," you yell as you watch Chad grope Samantha's ass.

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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: motley canary incel ratface



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Degenerate



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: sapphire trailer park elastic band

Made me lol

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Erotic fuchsia university death wish

this one is cringey bc it will happen irl frequently across america tonight

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: exciting piazza

Have literally witnessed this more than once

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: diverse station



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Degenerate

"I'll make the hot chocolate with the little marshmallows and whipped cream, just the way you like it," you yell to Samantha as Chad forcibly shoves her into his pickup truck.

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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:58 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:59 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: motley canary incel ratface



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring bronze reading party

The white knight sits alone in a dark corner of the club, stares at dancing girls in short mini skirts and heels, and thinks to himself:

"No, I shouldn't be ogling other women."

He looks at the floor instead.

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: self-centered mood

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged fishy base



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: self-centered mood

in the longstanding civil war between team darkskin and team lightskin, gonna call this a team darkskin win.

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: sapphire trailer park elastic band



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Light Background Story

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Date: June 21st, 2016 7:14 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:04 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:41 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 4:59 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:10 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Histrionic maroon roast beef



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Swollen Swashbuckling Pervert



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: mentally impaired filthpig voyeur

"Uh, yeah sure Mike. Whatever." Chad smirks dismissively, grinning at Sarah.

"Don't worry about Mike," Sarah chuckles, playfully slapping Chad's muscular chest. She leans in close to the whiteknight, whispering. "Don't be weird. You're being weird around Chad, stop worrying so much. Keep your phone on in case I need a ride later, ok?"

Sarah and Chad walk out, arm in arm.

The whiteknight's name is Adam, not Mike.

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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Histrionic maroon roast beef



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:17 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:18 AM
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Author: Poppy Appetizing Degenerate



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