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had 2nd date with bumble law shrew, she demanded i eat her ass

society is collapsing
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
thats awesome
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  08/07/19
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multi-colored mad-dog skullcap
  08/07/19
what happened
ultramarine diverse field
  08/07/19
went back to my apartment after dinner, watched some awful N...
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
...
saffron pit sex offender
  08/07/19
theres no going back from this
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  08/07/19
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mewling red incel meetinghouse
  08/07/19
180
multi-colored mad-dog skullcap
  08/07/19
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Anal chapel
  08/07/19
I'd rather she force fed me broccoli than ass.
Crusty prole
  08/07/19
lmao
Irradiated reading party
  08/07/19
I have no sympathy for you
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  08/07/19
woke up w/flu like symptoms?
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  08/07/19
gotta bump this again
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Chrome Theatre Quadroon
  08/07/19
Text her "Hey baby I loved eating your ass last night n...
Adventurous sticky site french chef
  08/07/19
just post this on her fb
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  08/07/19
where's the rest of the story?
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  08/09/19
damn, guess MND is going outside the marriage for that
Beta claret lay double fault
  08/07/19
Well?? Did you?
Awkward angry native hairy legs
  08/07/19
yeah
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
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Beta claret lay double fault
  08/07/19
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mewling red incel meetinghouse
  08/07/19
Sounds like you were raped.
Awkward angry native hairy legs
  08/07/19
Jewish?
maniacal gas station filthpig
  08/07/19
me? no. her? good question. has a name that could go eit...
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
I briefly dated a senior associate law shrew who was super i...
contagious abode
  08/07/19
hmm this chick is a Sr. Assoc. striver non-Ivy UG, lower ...
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
similar, but you said v20 though -- so not her
contagious abode
  08/07/19
I wish every girl was super into butt stuff. Such a rare tre...
Trip ocher lodge brethren
  08/07/19
it was honestly a little off putting would have been 180 ...
contagious abode
  08/07/19
Great pics fgt
Naked vivacious puppy
  08/07/19
was the sex good after this or did you feel kinda depressed?
wonderful pearl senate
  08/07/19
Sex?? She probably threw her panties at OP to wipe his face...
Awkward angry native hairy legs
  08/07/19
nah it was my apartment and we did have neither-good-nor-bad...
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
This is why these slime cauldrons are constantly getting inf...
Stimulating Black Woman
  08/07/19
lmfao at "slime cauldrons"
Irradiated reading party
  08/07/19
...
honey-headed outnumbered stage
  08/07/19
male depression and self-hatred FUELS cuntslime disease micr...
rebellious location dingle berry
  08/07/19
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Green Appetizing Bawdyhouse Place Of Business
  08/07/19
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saffron pit sex offender
  08/07/19
Probably testing to see if you're high t or not
mint vigorous roast beef
  08/07/19
Describe taste?
pearly embarrassed to the bone electric furnace property
  08/07/19
see upthread - less disgusting than one might expect especia...
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
Gibbon has an entire volume dedicated to this phenomenon in ...
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  08/07/19
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  08/07/19
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high-end forum
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saffron pit sex offender
  08/07/19
“Cmon baby. You taste?”
topaz codepig
  08/07/19
did she even suck ur cock at all?
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  08/07/19
no. since you mention it she comes off as the type of shrew ...
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
or none at all, well, to you at least
Beta claret lay double fault
  08/07/19
Flame jumped the shark here - she made you eat the poo poo b...
concupiscible hell
  08/07/19
and she also apparently made him eat her pussy.
Talented frozen area
  08/08/19
Sounds pretty feminist
contagious abode
  08/08/19
...
Crusty prole
  08/07/19
Hot AF if true, but I LOVE eating ass.
Trip ocher lodge brethren
  08/07/19
this is what our grandfathers fought WW2 for
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  08/07/19
calling flame on this only because of the fatal flaw detail ...
sinister deer antler theater stage
  08/07/19
(Encyclopedia Brown)
galvanic volcanic crater
  08/07/19
This is why I don’t date biglaw shrews anymore
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  08/07/19
did you fill dat puss up at least? or did she make you use ...
Histrionic hall
  08/07/19
ofs I creampied. every NYC app shrew I've fucked in the last...
fear-inspiring office
  08/07/19
its crazy how many girls like having the cum of lecherous al...
mewling red incel meetinghouse
  08/08/19
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ultramarine diverse field
  08/08/19
1488!
magenta yarmulke immigrant
  08/08/19
I think its just assumed were all eating ass these days
Anal chapel
  08/07/19
Saddest part of this story is he didnt even have to call NOT...
Chrome Theatre Quadroon
  08/07/19
instead, spray lighter fluid on her ass crack & set it a...
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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: fear-inspiring office

society is collapsing

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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: mewling red incel meetinghouse

thats awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650945)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: multi-colored mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650949)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: ultramarine diverse field

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650946)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: fear-inspiring office

went back to my apartment after dinner, watched some awful Netflix original movie, started making out, i started fingering her pussy, she stood up and took her pants off and i assumed she just wanted me to stick my cock in her snatch but instead she got back on the couch and got on all 4s with her bony-yet-chubby asscheeks 2” from my face. there was an awkward pause while i took it all in and then she reached back and spread her asscheeks and just to be sure there was no ambiguity backed it into my face so i just thought fuck it and started tonguing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650992)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: saffron pit sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651006)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: ultramarine diverse field

theres no going back from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651008)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: mewling red incel meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651021)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: multi-colored mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651027)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Anal chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654568)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Crusty prole

I'd rather she force fed me broccoli than ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651033)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Irradiated reading party

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651036)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: aggressive insane tanning salon elastic band

I have no sympathy for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651078)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: Razzle national marketing idea

woke up w/flu like symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651103)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: brindle chad brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651126)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:21 AM
Author: Translucent costumed den goal in life



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: brindle chad brunch

gotta bump this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651257)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:01 PM
Author: Chrome Theatre Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651310)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Adventurous sticky site french chef

Text her "Hey baby I loved eating your ass last night nasty slut"

Small chance her phone is sitting on the table at work or lunch so others will see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651382)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Razzle national marketing idea

just post this on her fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651619)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: mewling red incel meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651789)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: plum dashing menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38653402)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: marvelous church faggotry

where's the rest of the story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654263)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: Avocado Resort Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38659685)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Beta claret lay double fault

damn, guess MND is going outside the marriage for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650948)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Awkward angry native hairy legs

Well?? Did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650950)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: fear-inspiring office

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650960)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: Beta claret lay double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650966)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:45 AM
Author: mewling red incel meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650971)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: Awkward angry native hairy legs

Sounds like you were raped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650988)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: maniacal gas station filthpig

Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651040)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring office

me? no.

her? good question. has a name that could go either way. is a (self-proclaimed) natural blonde but has certain facial features that could also go either way.

personality could definitely be described as Jewy but let’s keep in mind she’s a biglaw shrew - lower V20 if anyone cares.

fwiw her holds were less revolting than one might expect, she probably thoroughly and vigorously cleaned them pre-date. (sorry James Joyce Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651328)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: contagious abode

I briefly dated a senior associate law shrew who was super into butt stuff

thought this may have been her. she was v10 though, and you could taste the prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651385)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring office

hmm this chick is a Sr. Assoc.

striver non-Ivy UG, lower Ivy LS

ring any bells?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651508)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 4:15 PM
Author: contagious abode

similar, but you said v20 though -- so not her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38652673)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Trip ocher lodge brethren

I wish every girl was super into butt stuff. Such a rare treat when you find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651636)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: contagious abode

it was honestly a little off putting

would have been 180 had i actually settled into a relationship with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38652666)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Naked vivacious puppy

Great pics fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651070)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: wonderful pearl senate

was the sex good after this or did you feel kinda depressed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651143)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Awkward angry native hairy legs

Sex?? She probably threw her panties at OP to wipe his face and then kicked him out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651239)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:59 AM
Author: fear-inspiring office

nah it was my apartment and we did have neither-good-nor-bad sex after 10mins of ass eating and maybe 5 mins of pussy eating (she flipped over on her back with legs in the air halfway through the ass sesh, and around minute 10 shifted so her cunt was in my face instead).

yes I did feel depressed after both for myself and the state of the world in general.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651308)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Black Woman

This is why these slime cauldrons are constantly getting infected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651376)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Irradiated reading party

lmfao at "slime cauldrons"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651380)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: honey-headed outnumbered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654391)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: rebellious location dingle berry

male depression and self-hatred FUELS cuntslime disease microbes like sunlight to a green leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651907)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: Green Appetizing Bawdyhouse Place Of Business



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: saffron pit sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654354)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:28 AM
Author: mint vigorous roast beef

Probably testing to see if you're high t or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651171)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: pearly embarrassed to the bone electric furnace property

Describe taste?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651324)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring office

see upthread - less disgusting than one might expect especially going by XO’s consensus on sensory aspects of your typical shrew butthold

that’s all I have - not sure if my subconscious is trying to erase the finer details but whatever it is they ain’t there, sry brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651347)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Adventurous sticky site french chef

Gibbon has an entire volume dedicated to this phenomenon in early 400s Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651342)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: mewling red incel meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651391)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: high-end forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651477)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: Amethyst principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651534)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: saffron pit sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654356)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: topaz codepig

“Cmon baby. You taste?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651370)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:46 PM
Author: racy affirmative action stag film

did she even suck ur cock at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651519)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:52 PM
Author: fear-inspiring office

no. since you mention it she comes off as the type of shrew who gives terrible blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651550)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Beta claret lay double fault

or none at all, well, to you at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651631)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

Flame jumped the shark here - she made you eat the poo poo but didn’t even wet your dick in her mouth??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654261)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: Talented frozen area

and she also apparently made him eat her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654873)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:07 AM
Author: contagious abode

Sounds pretty feminist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654981)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Crusty prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651604)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Trip ocher lodge brethren

Hot AF if true, but I LOVE eating ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651628)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: Bisexual Crimson Ape

this is what our grandfathers fought WW2 for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654030)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: sinister deer antler theater stage

calling flame on this only because of the fatal flaw detail that a biglaw shrew would ever be motivated to do ANYTHING by a desire to "be sure there was no ambiguity"

180 thread nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654075)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: galvanic volcanic crater

(Encyclopedia Brown)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654087)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:05 PM
Author: floppy address

This is why I don’t date biglaw shrews anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654150)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Histrionic hall

did you fill dat puss up at least? or did she make you use a condom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654383)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring office

ofs I creampied. every NYC app shrew I've fucked in the last ~3 yrs (within margin of reasonable error, 20) has made VERY CLEAR during dinner/drinks dates (usually EARLY ON lmao) that they are "on the pill" or have "IUDs" or some other clear signal they want my cum inside them.

sorry to repeat the op here but... society is collapsing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654600)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: mewling red incel meetinghouse

its crazy how many girls like having the cum of lecherous alcoholic racists inside them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654777)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: ultramarine diverse field



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:16 AM
Author: magenta yarmulke immigrant

1488!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38655123)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: Anal chapel

I think its just assumed were all eating ass these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654589)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Chrome Theatre Quadroon

Saddest part of this story is he didnt even have to call NOT FLAME

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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:18 AM
Author: excitant fishy newt

instead, spray lighter fluid on her ass crack & set it afire

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Date: August 30th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: sinister deer antler theater stage



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