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had 2nd date with bumble law shrew, she demanded i eat her ass

society is collapsing
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
thats awesome
cerise private investor
  08/07/19
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garnet pozpig
  08/07/19
what happened
Demanding Psychic
  08/07/19
went back to my apartment after dinner, watched some awful N...
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
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mustard garrison regret
  08/07/19
theres no going back from this
Demanding Psychic
  08/07/19
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cerise private investor
  08/07/19
180
garnet pozpig
  08/07/19
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Talented nursing home
  08/07/19
I'd rather she force fed me broccoli than ass.
Unhinged vivacious ticket booth windowlicker
  08/07/19
lmao
Pontificating corner
  08/07/19
I have no sympathy for you
stirring impressive milk
  08/07/19
woke up w/flu like symptoms?
sinister fighting cuck
  08/07/19
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Insanely Creepy Soul-stirring Shrine Corn Cake
  08/07/19
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flatulent multi-colored stag film
  08/07/19
gotta bump this again
Insanely Creepy Soul-stirring Shrine Corn Cake
  08/07/19
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adventurous shivering goal in life chad
  08/07/19
Text her "Hey baby I loved eating your ass last night n...
Racy rambunctious giraffe base
  08/07/19
just post this on her fb
sinister fighting cuck
  08/07/19
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cerise private investor
  08/07/19
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Confused mexican
  08/07/19
where's the rest of the story?
irradiated chapel wrinkle
  08/07/19
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Jet property striped hyena
  08/09/19
damn, guess MND is going outside the marriage for that
Naked toaster boltzmann
  08/07/19
Well?? Did you?
Lascivious Hairy Legs
  08/07/19
yeah
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
...
Naked toaster boltzmann
  08/07/19
...
cerise private investor
  08/07/19
Sounds like you were raped.
Lascivious Hairy Legs
  08/07/19
Jewish?
Submissive sex offender coffee pot
  08/07/19
me? no. her? good question. has a name that could go eit...
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
I briefly dated a senior associate law shrew who was super i...
canary hairraiser house lettuce
  08/07/19
hmm this chick is a Sr. Assoc. striver non-Ivy UG, lower ...
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
similar, but you said v20 though -- so not her
canary hairraiser house lettuce
  08/07/19
I wish every girl was super into butt stuff. Such a rare tre...
Swashbuckling Kitty Spot
  08/07/19
it was honestly a little off putting would have been 180 ...
canary hairraiser house lettuce
  08/07/19
Great pics fgt
dull stubborn range kitty cat
  08/07/19
was the sex good after this or did you feel kinda depressed?
cracking startled trailer park
  08/07/19
Sex?? She probably threw her panties at OP to wipe his face...
Lascivious Hairy Legs
  08/07/19
nah it was my apartment and we did have neither-good-nor-bad...
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
This is why these slime cauldrons are constantly getting inf...
Comical Roommate
  08/07/19
lmfao at "slime cauldrons"
Pontificating corner
  08/07/19
...
razzle locale
  08/07/19
male depression and self-hatred FUELS cuntslime disease micr...
Dashing pearly gaming laptop
  08/07/19
...
beady-eyed space potus
  08/07/19
...
mustard garrison regret
  08/07/19
Probably testing to see if you're high t or not
obsidian harsh university gaping
  08/07/19
Describe taste?
yellow zombie-like bawdyhouse
  08/07/19
see upthread - less disgusting than one might expect especia...
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
Gibbon has an entire volume dedicated to this phenomenon in ...
Racy rambunctious giraffe base
  08/07/19
...
cerise private investor
  08/07/19
...
hateful institution
  08/07/19
...
Mind-boggling Church
  08/07/19
...
mustard garrison regret
  08/07/19
“Cmon baby. You taste?”
iridescent curious kitchen messiness
  08/07/19
did she even suck ur cock at all?
Pink idiot
  08/07/19
no. since you mention it she comes off as the type of shrew ...
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
or none at all, well, to you at least
Naked toaster boltzmann
  08/07/19
Flame jumped the shark here - she made you eat the poo poo b...
violet azn abode
  08/07/19
and she also apparently made him eat her pussy.
Big site
  08/08/19
Sounds pretty feminist
canary hairraiser house lettuce
  08/08/19
...
Unhinged vivacious ticket booth windowlicker
  08/07/19
Hot AF if true, but I LOVE eating ass.
Swashbuckling Kitty Spot
  08/07/19
this is what our grandfathers fought WW2 for
floppy stead
  08/07/19
calling flame on this only because of the fatal flaw detail ...
Anal ivory church building
  08/07/19
(Encyclopedia Brown)
Motley drunken scourge upon the earth haunted graveyard
  08/07/19
This is why I don’t date biglaw shrews anymore
yapping plaza incel
  08/07/19
did you fill dat puss up at least? or did she make you use ...
Rose dilemma
  08/07/19
ofs I creampied. every NYC app shrew I've fucked in the last...
twisted background story tattoo
  08/07/19
its crazy how many girls like having the cum of lecherous al...
cerise private investor
  08/08/19
...
Demanding Psychic
  08/08/19
1488!
Peach electric furnace
  08/08/19
I think its just assumed were all eating ass these days
Talented nursing home
  08/07/19
Saddest part of this story is he didnt even have to call NOT...
adventurous shivering goal in life chad
  08/07/19
instead, spray lighter fluid on her ass crack & set it a...
Exciting Fat Ankles
  08/08/19
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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

society is collapsing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650942)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: cerise private investor

thats awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650945)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: garnet pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650949)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Demanding Psychic

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650946)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

went back to my apartment after dinner, watched some awful Netflix original movie, started making out, i started fingering her pussy, she stood up and took her pants off and i assumed she just wanted me to stick my cock in her snatch but instead she got back on the couch and got on all 4s with her bony-yet-chubby asscheeks 2” from my face. there was an awkward pause while i took it all in and then she reached back and spread her asscheeks and just to be sure there was no ambiguity backed it into my face so i just thought fuck it and started tonguing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650992)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: mustard garrison regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651006)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: Demanding Psychic

theres no going back from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651008)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: cerise private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651021)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: garnet pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651027)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Talented nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654568)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Unhinged vivacious ticket booth windowlicker

I'd rather she force fed me broccoli than ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651033)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Pontificating corner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651036)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: stirring impressive milk

I have no sympathy for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651078)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: sinister fighting cuck

woke up w/flu like symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651103)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Soul-stirring Shrine Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651126)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:21 AM
Author: flatulent multi-colored stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651131)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Soul-stirring Shrine Corn Cake

gotta bump this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651257)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:01 PM
Author: adventurous shivering goal in life chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651310)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Racy rambunctious giraffe base

Text her "Hey baby I loved eating your ass last night nasty slut"

Small chance her phone is sitting on the table at work or lunch so others will see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651382)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: sinister fighting cuck

just post this on her fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651619)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: cerise private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651789)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Confused mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38653402)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: irradiated chapel wrinkle

where's the rest of the story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654263)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: Jet property striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38659685)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Naked toaster boltzmann

damn, guess MND is going outside the marriage for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650948)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Lascivious Hairy Legs

Well?? Did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650950)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650960)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: Naked toaster boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650966)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:45 AM
Author: cerise private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650971)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Hairy Legs

Sounds like you were raped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38650988)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: Submissive sex offender coffee pot

Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651040)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

me? no.

her? good question. has a name that could go either way. is a (self-proclaimed) natural blonde but has certain facial features that could also go either way.

personality could definitely be described as Jewy but let’s keep in mind she’s a biglaw shrew - lower V20 if anyone cares.

fwiw her holds were less revolting than one might expect, she probably thoroughly and vigorously cleaned them pre-date. (sorry James Joyce Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651328)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: canary hairraiser house lettuce

I briefly dated a senior associate law shrew who was super into butt stuff

thought this may have been her. she was v10 though, and you could taste the prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651385)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

hmm this chick is a Sr. Assoc.

striver non-Ivy UG, lower Ivy LS

ring any bells?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651508)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 4:15 PM
Author: canary hairraiser house lettuce

similar, but you said v20 though -- so not her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38652673)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Spot

I wish every girl was super into butt stuff. Such a rare treat when you find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651636)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: canary hairraiser house lettuce

it was honestly a little off putting

would have been 180 had i actually settled into a relationship with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38652666)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: dull stubborn range kitty cat

Great pics fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651070)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: cracking startled trailer park

was the sex good after this or did you feel kinda depressed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651143)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Lascivious Hairy Legs

Sex?? She probably threw her panties at OP to wipe his face and then kicked him out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651239)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:59 AM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

nah it was my apartment and we did have neither-good-nor-bad sex after 10mins of ass eating and maybe 5 mins of pussy eating (she flipped over on her back with legs in the air halfway through the ass sesh, and around minute 10 shifted so her cunt was in my face instead).

yes I did feel depressed after both for myself and the state of the world in general.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651308)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

This is why these slime cauldrons are constantly getting infected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651376)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Pontificating corner

lmfao at "slime cauldrons"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651380)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: razzle locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654391)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: Dashing pearly gaming laptop

male depression and self-hatred FUELS cuntslime disease microbes like sunlight to a green leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651907)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654702)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: mustard garrison regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654354)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:28 AM
Author: obsidian harsh university gaping

Probably testing to see if you're high t or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651171)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: yellow zombie-like bawdyhouse

Describe taste?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651324)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

see upthread - less disgusting than one might expect especially going by XO’s consensus on sensory aspects of your typical shrew butthold

that’s all I have - not sure if my subconscious is trying to erase the finer details but whatever it is they ain’t there, sry brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651347)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Racy rambunctious giraffe base

Gibbon has an entire volume dedicated to this phenomenon in early 400s Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651342)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: cerise private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651391)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: hateful institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651477)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651534)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: mustard garrison regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654356)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: iridescent curious kitchen messiness

“Cmon baby. You taste?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651370)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:46 PM
Author: Pink idiot

did she even suck ur cock at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651519)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:52 PM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

no. since you mention it she comes off as the type of shrew who gives terrible blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651550)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Naked toaster boltzmann

or none at all, well, to you at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651631)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: violet azn abode

Flame jumped the shark here - she made you eat the poo poo but didn’t even wet your dick in her mouth??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654261)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: Big site

and she also apparently made him eat her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654873)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:07 AM
Author: canary hairraiser house lettuce

Sounds pretty feminist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654981)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Unhinged vivacious ticket booth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651604)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Spot

Hot AF if true, but I LOVE eating ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38651628)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: floppy stead

this is what our grandfathers fought WW2 for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654030)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: Anal ivory church building

calling flame on this only because of the fatal flaw detail that a biglaw shrew would ever be motivated to do ANYTHING by a desire to "be sure there was no ambiguity"

180 thread nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654075)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Motley drunken scourge upon the earth haunted graveyard

(Encyclopedia Brown)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654087)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:05 PM
Author: yapping plaza incel

This is why I don’t date biglaw shrews anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654150)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Rose dilemma

did you fill dat puss up at least? or did she make you use a condom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654383)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: twisted background story tattoo

ofs I creampied. every NYC app shrew I've fucked in the last ~3 yrs (within margin of reasonable error, 20) has made VERY CLEAR during dinner/drinks dates (usually EARLY ON lmao) that they are "on the pill" or have "IUDs" or some other clear signal they want my cum inside them.

sorry to repeat the op here but... society is collapsing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654600)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: cerise private investor

its crazy how many girls like having the cum of lecherous alcoholic racists inside them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654777)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Demanding Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38655001)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:16 AM
Author: Peach electric furnace

1488!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38655123)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: Talented nursing home

I think its just assumed were all eating ass these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654589)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: adventurous shivering goal in life chad

Saddest part of this story is he didnt even have to call NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318344&forum_id=2#38654606)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:18 AM
Author: Exciting Fat Ankles

instead, spray lighter fluid on her ass crack & set it afire

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Date: August 30th, 2023 2:23 AM
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