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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: irradiated hideous crackhouse Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Balding glittery parlour newt cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: irradiated hideous crackhouse Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Cream field patrolman which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Stubborn institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Topaz Autistic Coldplay Fan Rehab A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Maroon free-loading circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Deep hospital chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Motley Erotic Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Jet soul-stirring native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Jet soul-stirring native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Cream field patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: mewling lavender double fault LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: irradiated hideous crackhouse This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: mewling lavender double fault 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: irradiated hideous crackhouse One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424395) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Stubborn institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: bespoke haunted graveyard Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: irradiated hideous crackhouse That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: bespoke haunted graveyard Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: irradiated hideous crackhouse Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: Fishy police squad genital piercing The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: thriller primrose feces sneaky criminal "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: curious gay menage 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: irradiated hideous crackhouse Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425746) |
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