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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Rebellious magical trust fund cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Lavender Misunderstood Base Becky which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: razzle fishy quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Soggy Disgusting Area A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Grizzly awkward idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Bossy pearly set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Black yapping garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: rusted locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: peach rigpig nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: peach rigpig nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Lavender Misunderstood Base Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: multi-colored water buffalo parlour LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: multi-colored water buffalo parlour 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: peach rigpig nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: concupiscible ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: harsh arousing property place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Vengeful Carmine Senate Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Walnut lettuce Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: claret vibrant stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Amber sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: razzle fishy quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Tripping buck-toothed lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Sapphire codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: harsh arousing property place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: White cuckold feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Heady juggernaut 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: haunting home dingle berry They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Primrose Pontificating Philosopher-king Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Tripping buck-toothed lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: twisted preventive strike personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: burgundy mental disorder menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: harsh arousing property place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Racy Umber Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: titillating offensive national black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: Mind-boggling Location Cumskin The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Tripping buck-toothed lodge so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: multi-colored water buffalo parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: peach rigpig nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Heady juggernaut heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: ocher resort 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: topaz den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Narrow-minded hospital athletic conference the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: razzle fishy quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Mauve filthpig dragon I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: Heady juggernaut that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Grizzly awkward idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Rebellious magical trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: multi-colored water buffalo parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Sapphire codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: topaz den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: peach rigpig nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: harsh arousing property place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: Tripping buck-toothed lodge ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Amethyst library JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Spectacular Well-lubricated Market Friendly Grandma Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: passionate dilemma partner "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Wonderful green stage 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: smoky electric french chef roommate Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: Sapphire codepig Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425764) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: peach rigpig nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48428553) |
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