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I almost got shanked for saving a seat on rush hour MARC train
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:43 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo It was pretty funny. Two friends and I were going to a panel discussion in DC, and one of the friends got on at another stop, so we were saving her seat. I think one guy (young guy in a suit, no less) wanted to punch me, and another guy was like "You can't do that! I'm telling the conductor!"
God commuter tools are annoying as FUCK. |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:44 PM Author: Silver library party of the first part saving seats on mass transit is a douchebag move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256272) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:45 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Yeah, I really don't give a shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256277) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:44 PM Author: white free-loading menage weed whacker did you shove your glock down his throat and make him choke on it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256274) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:46 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Figuratively, yes. I'm sure he spoke ill of those three bitches on the train to his poor coworkers all day.
He was ugly too, bless his heart. Couldn't screw one of us if he tried. That must make him extra bitter. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:17 AM Author: black anal state feces looks has nothing to do with the quality of pussy a man can get. I'm sure it's not hard to get a bitch with a better pussy quotient than you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256939) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:18 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Um, yeah, there's no way this man could possibly be rich enough to get quality women. Hookers would demand double. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256943) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: black anal state feces if a man has game he can get pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256948) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:21 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo This man had no game. I can assure you of this. He looked like a geologist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256963) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:24 AM Author: black anal state feces stop judging that book (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256986) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:25 AM Author: Cheese-eating pearly pozpig gas station lol. geologists are actually really good in bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256989) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:26 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Gross.
Or maybe he looked more like an engineer? It was pretty horrific, whatever he was. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: Cheese-eating pearly pozpig gas station why don't you like smart looking guys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257013) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:30 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo I don't like ugly looking guys. I've known plenty of intelligent men who don't look like Vincent from Beauty and the Beast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257019) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:35 AM Author: Cheese-eating pearly pozpig gas station and what makes you think you're entitled to a non-ugly guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257055) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:37 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Um, the fact that none of my exes have been ugly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257067) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:39 AM Author: Cheese-eating pearly pozpig gas station ???
do you really expect us to believe that a girl like you used to date an attractive guy? |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:40 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Believe what you want to believe, dear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257080) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:18 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor nursing home But you look like a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256940) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256945) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor nursing home ywvm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256956) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:46 PM Author: Sticky insecure goyim I think he was in the right. Saving seats on public transportation is a dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256278) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:49 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Yeah, whatever. There were other seats available; they were just next to fat people. This country's obesity crisis is not my problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256286) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:50 PM Author: Sticky insecure goyim Oh, that's somewhat mitigating. Sounded like you were making people stand so your friend would have a seat later.
Though it's still sort of a dick move. |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:51 PM Author: deranged hairy legs piazza u forced this guy to sit next to a fatty? inexcusable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256291) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo I wasn't gonna let my *friend* sit next to a fatty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256295) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 10:03 PM Author: deranged hairy legs piazza i hadn't thought of that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256322) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk "yeah, whatever"
shows your class. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:12 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo ty.
And one whining that they're gonna tell the conductor on me shows maturity, I'm sure. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:13 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk if you can't blend in among civilized peoples, you should go back to kentucky.
i'd like to see you pull that shit on the jersey path or nyc subway. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:18 AM Author: hyperactive burgundy office oh man, she is gonna get a beating if she tries to pull that. there is nothing scarier than anew yorker who wants to sit down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256942) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk ny is great because if you are a retard like madcat, people will call you on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256953) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Please, like I'd ever ride the NYC subway! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256951) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:20 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk ORLY? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256958) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:22 AM Author: hyperactive burgundy office you'll have no choice, unless you wish to get up 3 hours b4 work so that a cab can get you to your work place on time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256969) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:23 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Dood, I would never live in NYC. It's a disgusting city. And this is coming from a Baltimorian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256982) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:27 AM Author: hyperactive burgundy office Why the hate? This city isn't that bad, ppl are cold at first, but chill after. It's loud and everyone has an attitude, but that's what makes it great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256998) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:27 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk i don't think that's an option you'll ever have to worry about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257002) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:48 PM Author: diverse abode You deserved to get shanked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256284) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 9:49 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Indeed, for many a reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256287) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk don't save seats you fucking retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256911) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Oh get over yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257007) |
Date: June 14th, 2007 10:06 PM Author: poppy bateful reading party sorry, but that was a total bitch move on your part. I would slap a bitch if she tried that shit with me (not really, but I would glare disapprovingly really hard if some girl tried to tell me that she was saving a seat during rush hour). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256336) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 10:17 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo And I would have ignored you and resumed talking to my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256361) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 10:35 PM Author: Confused Locus I would start rapping really loudly, and then start wildly break dancing, until I accidently kicked you, like that 4 yr old kid got kicked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256424) |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 11:49 PM Author: Floppy nowag Wasn't that kid more like three, or even a little younger?
God forgive me, I'm still laughing about that pwning. Tells you the kind of life *my* kids live... |
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Date: June 14th, 2007 11:56 PM Author: outnumbered fragrant hell Why wouldn't he just sit down? I would. If you had something on the seat, I'd just let one rip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256853) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:14 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Sure you would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256930) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: duck-like zippy plaza jew i would have no qualm about sitting in the seat. it's not like you own it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256949) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:23 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo My huge ass bag was in the seat. If you had touched it, or me, I would have screamed bloody murder and have you arrested for sexually assaulting me. My friends would recount the incident with tears in their eyes. We're fuckin' evil. Don't mess with us, bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256978) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:25 AM Author: duck-like zippy plaza jew i really doubt that. more like you brood about it for the whole day then whine about it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256993) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:27 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Believe what you want to believe. But never forget that a simple "OMG Did you just grab my boob?! HELP! PLEASE HELP ME! THIS MAN IS ATTACKING ME!" could very well ruin your personal and professional life. Ever try registering as a sex offender? It ain't fun! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257001) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:30 AM Author: duck-like zippy plaza jew if you tried to pull that shit, i would take down the witnesses' names, get your charge dismissed. then i would devise unbelievably cruel ways to make your life an utter living hell. that's just me, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257014) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:31 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Sure you would, dear. Sure you would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257022) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:34 AM Author: duck-like zippy plaza jew i would, and have. some bitch tried to pull a stunt like this to my cousin and we made sure she got her due. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257050) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:39 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Lying is so easy on the Internet, isn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257077) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:41 AM Author: Silver library party of the first part "If you had touched it, or me, I would have screamed bloody murder and have you arrested for sexually assaulting me. My friends would recount the incident with tears in their eyes. We're fuckin' evil. Don't mess with us, bitch."
It sure seems like it. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:41 AM Author: duck-like zippy plaza jew hahaha. let me guess. men lie to you a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257085) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk all because you are a entitled, uncouth, hick who thinks she can save seats on public transit?
wow. now i understand why old regs hated you. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor nursing home titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256954) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:21 AM Author: Cheese-eating pearly pozpig gas station gee, i wonder what the race of your assaulter was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256961) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:24 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Um, a pasty white guy with bad teeth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8256987) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:25 AM Author: Yapping smoky goal in life garrison this is ridiculous, who saves a seat on a train? If someone did this to me it would be like "are you fucking joking?" and then sit there anyway out of spite. It's not a schoolbus.
Did you grow up in a cave or something? |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Confused Locus I'm pretty sure if some 6 foot 10 black guy, weighing 225 lbs asked for the seat she give up the whole damn bench. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257006) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Oh honey, black men love me. All I would have done was show him my butt and he would have been like "Hey baby, take my gold card and buy you some pretty bling!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257032) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:33 AM Author: Cheese-eating pearly pozpig gas station *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257047) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk titcr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257008) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo You pansies talk a tough talk on the board, but IRL you would have slinked away with your tail between your legs and y'all know it! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257012) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Confused Locus not really, i got into a fight with some annoying asshole in my train compartment once, in India. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257029) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo Good for you.
Of course *I* could kick your ass. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Yapping smoky goal in life garrison i bet if the guy told you, or girl, told you to go fuck yourself and then sat in the seat you would have done nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257033) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:35 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo If my bag hadn't been there, then sure, except annoy the shit out of the guy with banter with my friend consisting of yeast infections and period farts and then "accidentally" spilling sweet tea on his lap *OMG BUMPY TRAIN!*, yeah, you're probably right.
But if he had touched my bag, then yeah, I would have raised bloody hell. You don't touch someone else's stuff. |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:39 AM Author: duck-like zippy plaza jew you do when it has no business being there. simple. done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257078) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo I suppose you'd be willing to hit a girl then. Because that's what it would have come down to if you lay just one of your grubby disease infested hands on my shit! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257087) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:44 AM Author: duck-like zippy plaza jew haha, i'm going to bed. good night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257092) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:34 AM Author: Twisted Ruby Location Milk nope. i've spent enough time in real cities, that when you saw me, you would have moved your shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257048) |
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Date: June 15th, 2007 12:39 AM Author: Translucent concupiscible corner water buffalo If you say so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645168&forum_id=2#8257074) |