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Latest Palin Gaffe: Thinks Pizza Is Delivery When Its Digiorno's

i'm sympathetic to her on this one
henna puppy
  10/01/08
...
Zippy internal respiration
  10/01/08
stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who h...
arrogant sickened legend senate
  10/01/08
167
Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot
  10/01/08
i liked this. palin falling for stupid advertising schticks...
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
Palin can't believe it's not butter?
Zippy internal respiration
  10/01/08
Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads...
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance
Ruby Orchestra Pit
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actu...
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess...
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
...
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/01/08
Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Mil...
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/01/08
So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.
Excitant carmine coldplay fan
  10/01/08
Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple ...
henna puppy
  10/01/08
Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we...
Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot
  10/01/08
Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep t...
Vivacious Plum Organic Girlfriend
  10/01/08
I laughed.
Cerebral painfully honest mexican
  10/01/08
Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0
Wine Adventurous Native
  10/01/08
Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she i...
Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot
  10/01/08
nice
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
174
Brindle Kitchen
  10/01/08
"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!" &qu...
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get V...
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
haha
Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's B...
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/01/08
I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the As...
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
OK, OK .. Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!...
Rambunctious Travel Guidebook Filthpig
  10/01/08
actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remembe...
Ebony Hairraiser Gaming Laptop Selfie
  10/01/08
Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can...
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/01/08
i like this
henna puppy
  10/01/08
Classic. You expanded the genre.
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
very good
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
very nice
Fuchsia Affirmative Action Rehab
  10/01/08
Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies
Ruby Orchestra Pit
  10/01/08
Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have ...
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the ec...
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy'...
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing ...
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
*Fast Forward to 2010* Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all re...
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
FATALITY!
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson...
Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot
  10/01/08
excellent
cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency
  10/01/08
HOLY FUCK this is good.
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
tldr
Rambunctious Travel Guidebook Filthpig
  10/01/08
TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!
Ruby Orchestra Pit
  10/01/08
That's great.
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/01/08
180
Cerebral painfully honest mexican
  10/01/08
I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated...
Charismatic Trailer Park
  10/01/08
i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here
Internet-worthy flirting university windowlicker
  10/01/08
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Excitant carmine coldplay fan
  10/01/08
RAAMPAGE!
Chrome exciting cruise ship
  10/01/08
RUNNING RIOT
at-the-ready chad shrine
  10/01/08
this was very good. you're a top poster.
adulterous massive gas station black woman
  10/01/08
WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is ...
gaped hell
  10/01/08
wow. 180
flesh fortuitous meteor famous landscape painting
  10/01/08
180 if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it wo...
Fuchsia Affirmative Action Rehab
  10/01/08
ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entir...
arrogant sickened legend senate
  10/01/08
Email this to Lorne Michaels.
rebellious stock car
  10/01/08
This is made even better by being sandwiched between many un...
Coral titillating business firm
  10/01/08
EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.
orchid doctorate depressive
  10/01/08
truly sublime
beady-eyed puce point
  10/01/08
Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning...
henna puppy
  10/01/08
fuck, I totally forgot about this.
Zippy internal respiration
  10/01/08
McCain on Palin: Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me...
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/01/08
someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xox...
ruddy galvanic locus
  10/01/08
Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "f...
Gold Razzle Forum Striped Hyena
  10/01/08
"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in lif...
Mind-boggling really tough guy
  10/01/08
174
heady stag film
  10/30/08
Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.
gaped hell
  10/01/08
Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think ...
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/01/08
Well played.
gaped hell
  10/01/08
great thread.
histrionic messiness institution
  10/01/08
Great moniker.
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/01/08
ty
histrionic messiness institution
  10/01/08
Classic
poppy ladyboy foreskin
  10/30/08


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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: henna puppy

i'm sympathetic to her on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:20 AM
Author: Zippy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217365)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: arrogant sickened legend senate

stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who has no place anywhere near the presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217366)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:28 AM
Author: Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot

167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217374)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

i liked this.

palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217391)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: Zippy internal respiration

Palin can't believe it's not butter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217411)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads to embarassing gaffe at Progressive Insurance store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217420)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:49 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit

Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217418)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:53 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217425)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:55 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actually just Vista.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217427)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:56 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217428)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217435)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin

Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Miller Lite Beer Commissioner for having a one-night stand with Todd's whore sister and not calling the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217440)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Excitant carmine coldplay fan

So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217506)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM
Author: henna puppy

Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot

Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we import almost 70% of our purple stuff from the Middle East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217437)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Plum Organic Girlfriend

Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep the purple stuff in the fridge. That's grape drink, homey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217463)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: Cerebral painfully honest mexican

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217514)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217521)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:32 PM
Author: Wine Adventurous Native

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218685)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM
Author: Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot

Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."

Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"

Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217432)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217434)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:25 AM
Author: Brindle Kitchen

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217503)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"

"Ha! We won, didn't we?"

"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217433)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:02 AM
Author: Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217441)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin

Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Rambunctious Travel Guidebook Filthpig

OK, OK ..

Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"

.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217456)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:28 PM
Author: Ebony Hairraiser Gaming Laptop Selfie

actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remember the commercial you are speaking of. that stupid fucking hick watching the allfruit getting passed back and forth and finally in exasperated tone says "can you puhleeez payass the jaley."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218810)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin

Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?

Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.

Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn

Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217458)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:12 AM
Author: henna puppy

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217460)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

Classic. You expanded the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217462)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217465)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia Affirmative Action Rehab

very nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217760)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit

Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.

Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217474)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217488)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:33 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy's sound but so satisfying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217525)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217477)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

*Fast Forward to 2010*

Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong?

Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account.

Interviewer: Yes, i remember that.

Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb.

Interviewer: So now, you're...

Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217493)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

FATALITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217498)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Amethyst dysfunction coffee pot

Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.

Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."

McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."

Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."

McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."

Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"

McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."

GEICO. Real service. Real savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217507)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse jew international law enforcement agency

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217510)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

HOLY FUCK this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217511)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Rambunctious Travel Guidebook Filthpig

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217512)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit

TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217522)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin

That's great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217515)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Cerebral painfully honest mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217519)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Trailer Park

I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217528)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy flirting university windowlicker

i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217533)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:38 AM
Author: Excitant carmine coldplay fan

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217536)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:43 AM
Author: Chrome exciting cruise ship

RAAMPAGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217551)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready chad shrine

RUNNING RIOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218759)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:57 AM
Author: adulterous massive gas station black woman

this was very good. you're a top poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217662)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM
Author: gaped hell

WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.

JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217738)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM
Author: flesh fortuitous meteor famous landscape painting

wow.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217745)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia Affirmative Action Rehab

180

if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217764)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: arrogant sickened legend senate

ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entire thread, total paradigm shift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217774)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: rebellious stock car

Email this to Lorne Michaels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217808)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: Coral titillating business firm

This is made even better by being sandwiched between many unfunny entries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217850)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:30 PM
Author: orchid doctorate depressive

EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218677)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed puce point

truly sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218807)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: henna puppy

Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:41 AM
Author: Zippy internal respiration

fuck, I totally forgot about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217545)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin

McCain on Palin:

Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl

But she didn’t tell me her record was bad

So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion

we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad

Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone

Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card

If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com

I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217568)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: ruddy galvanic locus

someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM
Author: Gold Razzle Forum Striped Hyena

Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy

"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"

McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.

"With Mentos fresh and full of Life!

Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"

McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.

"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"

Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.

"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!

Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217649)





Date: October 30th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: heady stag film

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309524)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: gaped hell

Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin

Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?

Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.

Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.

Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...

Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?

Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.

Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?

Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217846)





Date: October 1st, 2008 2:07 PM
Author: gaped hell

Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217899)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: histrionic messiness institution

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:55 PM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin

Great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218732)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: histrionic messiness institution

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218809)





Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM
Author: poppy ladyboy foreskin

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280)