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Latest Palin Gaffe: Thinks Pizza Is Delivery When Its Digiorno's

i'm sympathetic to her on this one
sooty well-lubricated den
  10/01/08
...
Cyan sweet tailpipe
  10/01/08
stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who h...
razzle nudist principal's office azn
  10/01/08
167
Odious Toaster
  10/01/08
i liked this. palin falling for stupid advertising schticks...
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
Palin can't believe it's not butter?
Cyan sweet tailpipe
  10/01/08
Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads...
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance
Rusted meetinghouse
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actu...
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess...
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
...
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/01/08
Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Mil...
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/01/08
So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.
Cheese-eating hospital windowlicker
  10/01/08
Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple ...
sooty well-lubricated den
  10/01/08
Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we...
Odious Toaster
  10/01/08
Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep t...
beady-eyed deranged cuckoldry macaca
  10/01/08
I laughed.
Overrated charismatic office death wish
  10/01/08
Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0
Marvelous National
  10/01/08
Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she i...
Odious Toaster
  10/01/08
nice
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
174
blue massive institution
  10/01/08
"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!" &qu...
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get V...
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
haha
Odious Toaster
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's B...
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/01/08
I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the As...
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
OK, OK .. Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!...
puce indecent depressive toilet seat
  10/01/08
actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remembe...
Mahogany Rebellious Abode Philosopher-king
  10/01/08
Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can...
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/01/08
i like this
sooty well-lubricated den
  10/01/08
Classic. You expanded the genre.
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
very good
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
very nice
amethyst bawdyhouse new version
  10/01/08
Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies
Rusted meetinghouse
  10/01/08
Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have ...
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the ec...
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy'...
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing ...
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
*Fast Forward to 2010* Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all re...
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
FATALITY!
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson...
Odious Toaster
  10/01/08
excellent
garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression
  10/01/08
HOLY FUCK this is good.
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
tldr
puce indecent depressive toilet seat
  10/01/08
TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!
Rusted meetinghouse
  10/01/08
That's great.
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/01/08
180
Overrated charismatic office death wish
  10/01/08
I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated...
Wonderful blathering crackhouse queen of the night
  10/01/08
i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here
awkward hideous native crotch
  10/01/08
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Cheese-eating hospital windowlicker
  10/01/08
RAAMPAGE!
dead house sandwich
  10/01/08
RUNNING RIOT
green menage
  10/01/08
this was very good. you're a top poster.
frum provocative corn cake whorehouse
  10/01/08
WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is ...
burgundy really tough guy property
  10/01/08
wow. 180
sick trip tattoo digit ratio
  10/01/08
180 if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it wo...
amethyst bawdyhouse new version
  10/01/08
ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entir...
razzle nudist principal's office azn
  10/01/08
Email this to Lorne Michaels.
sickened abusive liquid oxygen
  10/01/08
This is made even better by being sandwiched between many un...
Idiotic aquamarine theatre
  10/01/08
EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.
laughsome glassy hell yarmulke
  10/01/08
truly sublime
Domesticated exciting place of business faggot firefighter
  10/01/08
Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning...
sooty well-lubricated den
  10/01/08
fuck, I totally forgot about this.
Cyan sweet tailpipe
  10/01/08
McCain on Palin: Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me...
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/01/08
someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xox...
contagious self-centered antidepressant drug orchestra pit
  10/01/08
Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "f...
sinister haunted graveyard rehab
  10/01/08
"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in lif...
Big Olive Bbw
  10/01/08
174
Cerebral lodge
  10/30/08
Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.
burgundy really tough guy property
  10/01/08
Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think ...
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/01/08
Well played.
burgundy really tough guy property
  10/01/08
great thread.
Vivacious sapphire telephone
  10/01/08
Great moniker.
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/01/08
ty
Vivacious sapphire telephone
  10/01/08
Classic
aggressive clear filthpig stag film
  10/30/08


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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: sooty well-lubricated den

i'm sympathetic to her on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:20 AM
Author: Cyan sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217365)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: razzle nudist principal's office azn

stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who has no place anywhere near the presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217366)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:28 AM
Author: Odious Toaster

167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217374)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

i liked this.

palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217391)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: Cyan sweet tailpipe

Palin can't believe it's not butter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217411)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads to embarassing gaffe at Progressive Insurance store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217420)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:49 AM
Author: Rusted meetinghouse

Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217418)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:53 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217425)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:55 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actually just Vista.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217427)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:56 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217428)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217435)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film

Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Miller Lite Beer Commissioner for having a one-night stand with Todd's whore sister and not calling the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217440)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Cheese-eating hospital windowlicker

So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217506)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM
Author: sooty well-lubricated den

Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Odious Toaster

Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we import almost 70% of our purple stuff from the Middle East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217437)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed deranged cuckoldry macaca

Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep the purple stuff in the fridge. That's grape drink, homey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217463)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: Overrated charismatic office death wish

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217514)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217521)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:32 PM
Author: Marvelous National

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218685)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM
Author: Odious Toaster

Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."

Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"

Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217432)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217434)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:25 AM
Author: blue massive institution

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217503)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"

"Ha! We won, didn't we?"

"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217433)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:02 AM
Author: Odious Toaster

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217441)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film

Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: puce indecent depressive toilet seat

OK, OK ..

Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"

.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217456)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:28 PM
Author: Mahogany Rebellious Abode Philosopher-king

actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remember the commercial you are speaking of. that stupid fucking hick watching the allfruit getting passed back and forth and finally in exasperated tone says "can you puhleeez payass the jaley."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218810)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film

Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?

Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.

Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn

Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217458)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:12 AM
Author: sooty well-lubricated den

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217460)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

Classic. You expanded the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217462)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217465)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:03 PM
Author: amethyst bawdyhouse new version

very nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217760)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Rusted meetinghouse

Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.

Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217474)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217488)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:33 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy's sound but so satisfying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217525)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217477)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

*Fast Forward to 2010*

Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong?

Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account.

Interviewer: Yes, i remember that.

Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb.

Interviewer: So now, you're...

Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217493)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

FATALITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217498)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Odious Toaster

Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.

Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."

McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."

Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."

McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."

Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"

McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."

GEICO. Real service. Real savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217507)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: garnet soul-stirring field indirect expression

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217510)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

HOLY FUCK this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217511)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: puce indecent depressive toilet seat

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217512)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Rusted meetinghouse

TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217522)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film

That's great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217515)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Overrated charismatic office death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217519)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: Wonderful blathering crackhouse queen of the night

I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217528)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: awkward hideous native crotch

i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217533)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:38 AM
Author: Cheese-eating hospital windowlicker

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217536)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:43 AM
Author: dead house sandwich

RAAMPAGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217551)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:05 PM
Author: green menage

RUNNING RIOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218759)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:57 AM
Author: frum provocative corn cake whorehouse

this was very good. you're a top poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217662)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM
Author: burgundy really tough guy property

WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.

JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217738)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM
Author: sick trip tattoo digit ratio

wow.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217745)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: amethyst bawdyhouse new version

180

if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217764)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: razzle nudist principal's office azn

ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entire thread, total paradigm shift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217774)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: sickened abusive liquid oxygen

Email this to Lorne Michaels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217808)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: Idiotic aquamarine theatre

This is made even better by being sandwiched between many unfunny entries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217850)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:30 PM
Author: laughsome glassy hell yarmulke

EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218677)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: Domesticated exciting place of business faggot firefighter

truly sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218807)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: sooty well-lubricated den

Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:41 AM
Author: Cyan sweet tailpipe

fuck, I totally forgot about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217545)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film

McCain on Palin:

Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl

But she didn’t tell me her record was bad

So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion

we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad

Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone

Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card

If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com

I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217568)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: contagious self-centered antidepressant drug orchestra pit

someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM
Author: sinister haunted graveyard rehab

Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM
Author: Big Olive Bbw

"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"

McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.

"With Mentos fresh and full of Life!

Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"

McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.

"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"

Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.

"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!

Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217649)





Date: October 30th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: Cerebral lodge

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309524)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: burgundy really tough guy property

Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film

Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?

Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.

Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.

Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...

Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?

Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.

Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?

Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217846)





Date: October 1st, 2008 2:07 PM
Author: burgundy really tough guy property

Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217899)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: Vivacious sapphire telephone

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:55 PM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film

Great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218732)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Vivacious sapphire telephone

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218809)





Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM
Author: aggressive clear filthpig stag film

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280)