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Latest Palin Gaffe: Thinks Pizza Is Delivery When Its Digiorno's

i'm sympathetic to her on this one
sick titillating theater mother
  10/01/08
...
bespoke bearded associate gas station
  10/01/08
stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who h...
painfully honest heady sneaky criminal
  10/01/08
167
orange twisted headpube
  10/01/08
i liked this. palin falling for stupid advertising schticks...
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
Palin can't believe it's not butter?
bespoke bearded associate gas station
  10/01/08
Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads...
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance
Trip hell selfie
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actu...
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess...
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
...
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Mil...
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.
up-to-no-good excitant property
  10/01/08
Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple ...
sick titillating theater mother
  10/01/08
Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we...
orange twisted headpube
  10/01/08
Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep t...
Lascivious filthpig
  10/01/08
I laughed.
zombie-like scourge upon the earth goyim
  10/01/08
Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0
fuchsia provocative windowlicker
  10/01/08
Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she i...
orange twisted headpube
  10/01/08
nice
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
174
high-end godawful psychic
  10/01/08
"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!" &qu...
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get V...
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
haha
orange twisted headpube
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's B...
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the As...
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
OK, OK .. Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!...
racy french stead trump supporter
  10/01/08
actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remembe...
diverse milk tanning salon
  10/01/08
Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can...
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
i like this
sick titillating theater mother
  10/01/08
Classic. You expanded the genre.
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
very good
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
very nice
Vivacious regret
  10/01/08
Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies
Trip hell selfie
  10/01/08
Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have ...
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the ec...
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy'...
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing ...
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
*Fast Forward to 2010* Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all re...
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
FATALITY!
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson...
orange twisted headpube
  10/01/08
excellent
brindle marketing idea
  10/01/08
HOLY FUCK this is good.
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
tldr
racy french stead trump supporter
  10/01/08
TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!
Trip hell selfie
  10/01/08
That's great.
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
180
zombie-like scourge upon the earth goyim
  10/01/08
I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated...
peach shrine
  10/01/08
i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here
180 legend
  10/01/08
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
up-to-no-good excitant property
  10/01/08
RAAMPAGE!
Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction
  10/01/08
RUNNING RIOT
soul-stirring incel hall
  10/01/08
this was very good. you're a top poster.
Mint nowag bbw
  10/01/08
WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is ...
massive friendly grandma reading party
  10/01/08
wow. 180
cream razzle indian lodge pistol
  10/01/08
180 if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it wo...
Vivacious regret
  10/01/08
ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entir...
painfully honest heady sneaky criminal
  10/01/08
Email this to Lorne Michaels.
naked henna station
  10/01/08
This is made even better by being sandwiched between many un...
Khaki genital piercing
  10/01/08
EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.
harsh razzmatazz corner boiling water
  10/01/08
truly sublime
umber fragrant cuckoldry brunch
  10/01/08
Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning...
sick titillating theater mother
  10/01/08
fuck, I totally forgot about this.
bespoke bearded associate gas station
  10/01/08
McCain on Palin: Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me...
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xox...
Mind-boggling internal respiration set
  10/01/08
Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "f...
Fear-inspiring temple
  10/01/08
"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in lif...
ocher hairraiser keepsake machete university
  10/01/08
174
deep coiffed generalized bond
  10/30/08
Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.
massive friendly grandma reading party
  10/01/08
Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think ...
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
Well played.
massive friendly grandma reading party
  10/01/08
great thread.
swashbuckling orchestra pit kitty cat
  10/01/08
Great moniker.
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
ty
swashbuckling orchestra pit kitty cat
  10/01/08
Classic
Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  10/30/08


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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: sick titillating theater mother

i'm sympathetic to her on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:20 AM
Author: bespoke bearded associate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217365)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: painfully honest heady sneaky criminal

stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who has no place anywhere near the presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217366)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:28 AM
Author: orange twisted headpube

167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217374)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

i liked this.

palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217391)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: bespoke bearded associate gas station

Palin can't believe it's not butter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217411)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads to embarassing gaffe at Progressive Insurance store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217420)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:49 AM
Author: Trip hell selfie

Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217418)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:53 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217425)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:55 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actually just Vista.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217427)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:56 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217428)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217435)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Miller Lite Beer Commissioner for having a one-night stand with Todd's whore sister and not calling the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217440)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: up-to-no-good excitant property

So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217506)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM
Author: sick titillating theater mother

Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: orange twisted headpube

Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we import almost 70% of our purple stuff from the Middle East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217437)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep the purple stuff in the fridge. That's grape drink, homey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217463)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: zombie-like scourge upon the earth goyim

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217514)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217521)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:32 PM
Author: fuchsia provocative windowlicker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218685)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM
Author: orange twisted headpube

Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."

Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"

Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217432)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217434)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:25 AM
Author: high-end godawful psychic

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217503)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"

"Ha! We won, didn't we?"

"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217433)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:02 AM
Author: orange twisted headpube

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217441)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: racy french stead trump supporter

OK, OK ..

Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"

.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217456)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:28 PM
Author: diverse milk tanning salon

actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remember the commercial you are speaking of. that stupid fucking hick watching the allfruit getting passed back and forth and finally in exasperated tone says "can you puhleeez payass the jaley."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218810)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?

Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.

Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn

Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217458)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:12 AM
Author: sick titillating theater mother

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217460)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

Classic. You expanded the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217462)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217465)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:03 PM
Author: Vivacious regret

very nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217760)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Trip hell selfie

Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.

Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217474)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217488)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:33 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy's sound but so satisfying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217525)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217477)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

*Fast Forward to 2010*

Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong?

Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account.

Interviewer: Yes, i remember that.

Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb.

Interviewer: So now, you're...

Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217493)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

FATALITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217498)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: orange twisted headpube

Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.

Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."

McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."

Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."

McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."

Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"

McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."

GEICO. Real service. Real savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217507)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: brindle marketing idea

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217510)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

HOLY FUCK this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217511)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: racy french stead trump supporter

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217512)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Trip hell selfie

TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217522)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

That's great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217515)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: zombie-like scourge upon the earth goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217519)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: peach shrine

I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217528)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: 180 legend

i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217533)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:38 AM
Author: up-to-no-good excitant property

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217536)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:43 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed locale dysfunction

RAAMPAGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217551)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring incel hall

RUNNING RIOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218759)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:57 AM
Author: Mint nowag bbw

this was very good. you're a top poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217662)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma reading party

WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.

JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217738)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM
Author: cream razzle indian lodge pistol

wow.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217745)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: Vivacious regret

180

if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217764)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: painfully honest heady sneaky criminal

ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entire thread, total paradigm shift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217774)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: naked henna station

Email this to Lorne Michaels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217808)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: Khaki genital piercing

This is made even better by being sandwiched between many unfunny entries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217850)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:30 PM
Author: harsh razzmatazz corner boiling water

EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218677)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: umber fragrant cuckoldry brunch

truly sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218807)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: sick titillating theater mother

Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:41 AM
Author: bespoke bearded associate gas station

fuck, I totally forgot about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217545)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

McCain on Palin:

Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl

But she didn’t tell me her record was bad

So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion

we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad

Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone

Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card

If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com

I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217568)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling internal respiration set

someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring temple

Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM
Author: ocher hairraiser keepsake machete university

"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"

McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.

"With Mentos fresh and full of Life!

Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"

McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.

"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"

Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.

"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!

Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217649)





Date: October 30th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: deep coiffed generalized bond

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309524)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma reading party

Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?

Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.

Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.

Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...

Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?

Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.

Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?

Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217846)





Date: October 1st, 2008 2:07 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma reading party

Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217899)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling orchestra pit kitty cat

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218732)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling orchestra pit kitty cat

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218809)





Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic idiotic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280)