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Latest Palin Gaffe: Thinks Pizza Is Delivery When Its Digiorno's
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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM Author: Light Theater Stage Dragon i'm sympathetic to her on this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:20 AM Author: purple insane kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217365) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:23 AM Author: boyish salmon nursing home stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who has no place anywhere near the presidency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217366) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:28 AM Author: big primrose boistinker resort 167 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217374) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry i liked this. palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme. |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:48 AM Author: purple insane kitty cat Palin can't believe it's not butter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217411) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:50 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads to embarassing gaffe at Progressive Insurance store. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217420) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:49 AM Author: startling sneaky criminal Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217418) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:53 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217425) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:55 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actually just Vista. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217427) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:56 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217428) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM Author: excitant pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217435) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM Author: excitant pit Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Miller Lite Beer Commissioner for having a one-night stand with Todd's whore sister and not calling the next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217440) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM Author: smoky garrison So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217506) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM Author: Light Theater Stage Dragon Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM Author: big primrose boistinker resort Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we import almost 70% of our purple stuff from the Middle East. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217437) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM Author: Rusted tantric national twinkling uncleanness Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep the purple stuff in the fridge. That's grape drink, homey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217463) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM Author: topaz institution I laughed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217514) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217521) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 6:32 PM Author: Cream cerebral gas station http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218685) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM Author: big primrose boistinker resort Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."
Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"
Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217434) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:25 AM Author: crawly cerise dilemma 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217503) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold "John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"
"Ha! We won, didn't we?"
"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:02 AM Author: big primrose boistinker resort haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217441) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM Author: excitant pit Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM Author: brilliant fragrant deer antler OK, OK ..
Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"
.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 7:28 PM Author: Transparent Piazza Volcanic Crater actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remember the commercial you are speaking of. that stupid fucking hick watching the allfruit getting passed back and forth and finally in exasperated tone says "can you puhleeez payass the jaley." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218810) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM Author: excitant pit Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?
Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.
Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn
Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie. |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:12 AM Author: Light Theater Stage Dragon i like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217460) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold Classic. You expanded the genre. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217462) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry very good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217465) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:03 PM Author: dashing address laser beams very nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217760) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM Author: startling sneaky criminal Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?
Palin: In what respect, Charlie?
Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.
Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about. |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:19 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the economy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217488) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:33 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy's sound but so satisfying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217525) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry *Fast Forward to 2010*
Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong? Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account. Interviewer: Yes, i remember that. Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb. Interviewer: So now, you're... Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah. |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:23 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold FATALITY! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217498) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM Author: big primrose boistinker resort Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.
Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."
McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."
Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."
McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."
Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"
McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."
GEICO. Real service. Real savings. |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM Author: Canary embarrassed to the bone lay dingle berry excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217510) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold HOLY FUCK this is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217511) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM Author: brilliant fragrant deer antler tldr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217512) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM Author: startling sneaky criminal TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217522) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM Author: excitant pit That's great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217515) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM Author: topaz institution 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217519) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM Author: Heady Masturbator Hall I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217528) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:37 AM Author: Mischievous Meetinghouse Marketing Idea i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217533) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:38 AM Author: smoky garrison M-M-M-MONSTER KILL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217536) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:43 AM Author: Opaque curious property cuckold RAAMPAGE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217551) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 7:05 PM Author: razzmatazz striped hyena RUNNING RIOT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218759) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:57 AM Author: Glittery sienna background story halford this was very good. you're a top poster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217662) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM Author: White Disturbing Faggotry Bawdyhouse WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.
JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180! |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM Author: beta french chef wow.
180 |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM Author: dashing address laser beams 180
if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:10 PM Author: boyish salmon nursing home ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entire thread, total paradigm shift. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217774) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:25 PM Author: Sable rambunctious skinny woman quadroon Email this to Lorne Michaels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217808) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:43 PM Author: Exciting box office gaping This is made even better by being sandwiched between many unfunny entries. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217850) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 6:30 PM Author: Soul-stirring Angry Giraffe Whorehouse EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218677) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 7:26 PM Author: orange pistol center truly sublime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218807) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM Author: Light Theater Stage Dragon Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:41 AM Author: purple insane kitty cat fuck, I totally forgot about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217545) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM Author: excitant pit McCain on Palin:
Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl But she didn’t tell me her record was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM Author: Chestnut son of senegal someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM Author: thriller nighttime locus Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM Author: Charismatic business firm "It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"
McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.
"With Mentos fresh and full of Life! Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"
McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.
"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"
Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.
"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness! Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!" |
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Date: October 30th, 2008 1:45 PM Author: Deep galvanic parlour mental disorder 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309524) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM Author: White Disturbing Faggotry Bawdyhouse Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM Author: excitant pit Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?
Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.
Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.
Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...
Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference
Palin: In what respect, Charlie?
Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?
Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.
Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?
Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too. |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 2:07 PM Author: White Disturbing Faggotry Bawdyhouse Well played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217899) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM Author: filthy chad cumskin great thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 6:55 PM Author: excitant pit Great moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218732) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 7:27 PM Author: filthy chad cumskin ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218809) |
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Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM Author: excitant pit Classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280) |