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"take care of her." the white knight said earnestly to the chad in the loud bar

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Made me lol
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this one is cringey bc it will happen irl frequently across ...
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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: pale yapping faggotry fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Avocado doctorate



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Heady bearded property

"Tell her to text me when you guys are done and I'll come pick her up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#29819454)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: pale yapping faggotry fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: plum institution

Lmao 180. Hardest I've laughed this month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#29819546)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious old irish cottage



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Idea He Suggested



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: passionate blue new version



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Obsidian dopamine reading party



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pisswyrm



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: puce public bath potus



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: excitant canary legal warrant garrison



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Date: May 8th, 2021 9:08 AM
Author: Know-it-all fishy principal's office



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all fishy principal's office



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all fishy principal's office



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: talented love of her life half-breed



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Date: June 5th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Mewling church building



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged self-absorbed regret black woman



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: pale yapping faggotry fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged self-absorbed regret black woman



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: sepia hairraiser base

"Don't let her drink too much. She gets very animated on tequila," you shout to Chad as they leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30477657)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: nofapping telephone



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: sepia hairraiser base



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: frisky lettuce newt



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: Twinkling Lascivious Factory Reset Button

To be fair,

'Hehe, well, I'll be back in the ol' 'A-P-T' waiting, Sam... Probably not going to bed too early, so feel free to text if you need a ride or something. Miss you already!" he shouted over the din of the crowded bar as Chad smirked, firmly guiding Samantha towards the exit with one hand on her waist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30584499)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: sepia hairraiser base

"If your mom calls, I'll just tell her you're with a new friend," you yell as you watch Chad grope Samantha's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30584518)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Yellow toaster ladyboy



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: sepia hairraiser base



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Curious maroon faggot firefighter

Made me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30736782)



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: exhilarant kink-friendly digit ratio brunch

this one is cringey bc it will happen irl frequently across america tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30736783)



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: frisky lettuce newt

Have literally witnessed this more than once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30736827)



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Greedy knife step-uncle's house



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: sepia hairraiser base

"I'll make the hot chocolate with the little marshmallows and whipped cream, just the way you like it," you yell to Samantha as Chad forcibly shoves her into his pickup truck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30736856)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Ruby cruel-hearted bawdyhouse



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: frisky lettuce newt



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Yellow toaster ladyboy



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: insecure charismatic trailer park

The white knight sits alone in a dark corner of the club, stares at dancing girls in short mini skirts and heels, and thinks to himself:

"No, I shouldn't be ogling other women."

He looks at the floor instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30748660)



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:02 AM
Author: Dashing genital piercing



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: razzle nowag parlour

https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/744834600552194048



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: frisky lettuce newt



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Clear philosopher-king prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30748844)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Azure buck-toothed athletic conference



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: passionate blue new version



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: razzle nowag parlour

in the longstanding civil war between team darkskin and team lightskin, gonna call this a team darkskin win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30748933)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: Curious maroon faggot firefighter



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Sienna impertinent market affirmative action



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Sienna impertinent market affirmative action

fuck meant to blank bump my boy beckerstead not IE

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Date: June 21st, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal point therapy



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Transparent provocative windowlicker giraffe



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Date: November 7th, 2016 6:52 PM
Author: Ruby cruel-hearted bawdyhouse



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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: laughsome white lodge



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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Motley library trust fund



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: laughsome white lodge



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Twisted patrolman orchestra pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Glittery double fault



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Black aphrodisiac gas station



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Twisted patrolman orchestra pit



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: claret ticket booth



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: cobalt range death wish

"Uh, yeah sure Mike. Whatever." Chad smirks dismissively, grinning at Sarah.

"Don't worry about Mike," Sarah chuckles, playfully slapping Chad's muscular chest. She leans in close to the whiteknight, whispering. "Don't be weird. You're being weird around Chad, stop worrying so much. Keep your phone on in case I need a ride later, ok?"

Sarah and Chad walk out, arm in arm.

The whiteknight's name is Adam, not Mike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#33079200)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Twisted patrolman orchestra pit



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: excitant canary legal warrant garrison



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Heady bearded property



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Sienna impertinent market affirmative action



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: sepia hairraiser base



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Obsidian dopamine reading party



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Chocolate State



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Date: June 5th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: hairless rough-skinned theatre



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Date: October 30th, 2017 3:54 AM
Author: Twisted patrolman orchestra pit



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Transparent provocative windowlicker giraffe



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Heady bearded property



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: Dashing genital piercing



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Obsidian dopamine reading party



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: stimulating den party of the first part

The only American art form: Jazz

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Date: May 8th, 2021 9:08 AM
Author: sadistic rigor national



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Date: May 8th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: bright stage



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Date: May 19th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: Dashing genital piercing



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: sepia hairraiser base



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Copper Indirect Expression



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