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Hitting up strip clubs mid day solo. How pathetic?
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Date: March 28th, 2019 8:10 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007172) |
Date: March 28th, 2019 8:12 PM Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Deer Antler $10 for a buffet, a couple scotches and water in the dark peacefulness of a daytime strip club, and an endless well of respectful potential clients. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007184) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:13 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface what if it's more along the lines of as a substitute for lunch, get 1 beer, a couple lap dances, bust a nut, return to work.
is this extremely pathetic behavior? |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:14 PM Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Deer Antler needing to bust a nut daily or pay for it daily is stupid. should just date a couple, never buy dances just buy lunch and tip well on beers. never get liquor there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007555) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:19 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface date a stripper? have you done this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007597) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:20 PM Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Deer Antler I've lived with (dated over 2 yrs) two different strippers, once in college once recently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007602) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:23 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface did you meet them as a strip club patron? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007629) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:27 PM Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Deer Antler nope. dated two chicks short term, month or so I met at clubs. never got dances. just phone numbers after 2-3 times and texted them later on in week. I wear suit no tie and am muscular. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007657) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:18 PM Author: sable old irish cottage jap This behavior isn’t good bro - listen to MDH’s wisdom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007588) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 10:52 PM Author: walnut rough-skinned piazza jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38008120) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 10:55 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface yeah i know it's not good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38008137) |
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Date: July 14th, 2019 4:57 PM Author: Curious Well-lubricated Parlor you “bust a nut” at strip clubs? all over yourself without any p in v?
this was unintentionally hilarious |
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Date: July 14th, 2019 5:06 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface Yeah in my pants. Kind of a newish phenomenon for me. I was never a lapdance guy. I guess as I've aged I've gotten a lot more pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38531405) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:17 PM Author: sable old irish cottage jap Me and a homie go to a local strip club for this kind of situation once a month or so.
Cover is under $10, buffett is fucking free and high quality and all you can eat. I never gave a fuck about strippers and ignore them at the club but the food is quite good.
It’s pretty funny to ignore the strippers and see if they will work to get your attention, once they realize they can’t get any money out of you they will leave you alone. |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:24 PM Author: topaz lodge doctorate club i was at had strippers annoying everyone so much for a lap dance, which is like 40 bucks for 2 minutes of bullshit anyways. oh and they kept haggling me to buy a drink every 20 minutes. wtf, i dont want to die of alcohol poisoning in your stupid club you faggot whores. the dancing was retarded too, it was way too choreographed and just retarded in general. not sensual! these strip clubs are lame and a fraud! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007632) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:15 PM Author: violet station french chef If you're WFH that day, you can just bring your laptop with you to the club. Just go in during a time when there's no cover charge, and you can be working all day while seeing tits any time you feel like it and buying a lapdance when the mood strikes. It's crazy more lawfags don't do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007558) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:16 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface what an incredible idea. i'm going to do this next week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007575) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:18 PM Author: tripping step-uncle's house roast beef what about conference calls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007589) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:21 PM Author: Vivacious Meetinghouse from what i can tell most wfh boomers on conf calls have much more cacophonous surroundings for some unknown reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007614) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:37 AM Author: greedy startling center volcanic crater Yeah NBD for the background noise to be strip club DJ saying "alright guys pleeeease welcometothestaaaage Destiny *Here I Go Again intro*" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009842) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:39 AM Author: walnut rough-skinned piazza jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009846) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:43 AM Author: Peach cocky stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009868) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:49 AM Author: Magical Pink Ratface during the day the clubs are pretty vacant and chill. it's not strobe lights and smoke machines in the afternoon on a tuesday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009903) |
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Date: March 30th, 2019 8:46 AM Author: violet station french chef Most conference calls have a lot of participants. Just act as confused as everybody else as to where the background noise is coming from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38014369) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:27 PM Author: mischievous base pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450505) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:51 PM Author: Wonderful police squad pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450668) |
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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:36 AM Author: magenta adventurous masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38534241) |
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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:37 AM Author: Charismatic Tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38534242) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:21 PM Author: avocado hominid Seems like it would be HARD to focus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007612) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:26 PM Author: topaz lodge doctorate the lap dance whores bug you every 2 minutes, and the waitresses bug you to buy a drink every 5 minutes. u cant rest there at all. and the dudes that work there are always staring at the floor eyeing everything like a hawk. shitty environment. if it was more relaxed, i would love it, bur ur romanticizing it, its more like a factory at this point, just like every place in GC hellscape. starbucks is where stress bounces off the walls, everyone is trying to get an extra buck out of every square inch of every gc establishment, fuck this shit! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007648) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:44 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface you gotta go to the real trashy ones. where it's like 3 girls and a bartender during the day. they know they aren't gonna make any money but they have to be there. definitely pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007762) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 10:53 PM Author: walnut rough-skinned piazza jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38008125) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:22 PM Author: topaz lodge doctorate might get robbed or killed there.
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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:28 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface nah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38008259) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 9:32 AM Author: violet station french chef What are they going to take from me, my work laptop or my miserable existence on this planet as a lawfag? ljl at worrying about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009349) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:28 PM Author: mischievous base pozpig (The Buddha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450518) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:20 PM Author: Comical stead athletic conference very, but you wouldn't be the only one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007601) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:26 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface i'm still relatively youngish. i'll look at the old guys there and feel better than them but really i'm worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007650) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:43 PM Author: Comical stead athletic conference correct, you will be worse. but the upside to the day shift is that the girls don't have as many options, so if you're looking for their undivided attention you'll get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007757) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:45 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface yep. it's a credited power dynamic even if it's not exactly the A team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007769) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:53 PM Author: spruce vengeful wrinkle temple That takes a lot of courage bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38007804) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 10:51 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface how do you figure? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38008114) |
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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:19 AM Author: spruce vengeful wrinkle temple I don’t have the courage to roll solo to one regardless of the day or time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013823) |
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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:20 AM Author: Magical Pink Ratface or maybe you just have more self respect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013827) |
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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:25 PM Author: coral hairy legs Sounds alpha tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38008254) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:32 AM Author: Magical Pink Ratface ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009814) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 9:33 AM Author: Orange glittery corner marketing idea No more pathetic than going to any kind of club after a certain age. In fact, maybe less so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009351) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:40 AM Author: Magical Pink Ratface There is something to be said about aging gracefully and accepting one's seat at the trashy strip club vs. trying to keep up with the latest fashions and buying random girls drinks at the club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009849) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:43 AM Author: Peach cocky stage strip clubs are a little different though.
Some of my friends' baller dads still go to strip clubs and they aren't exactly hitting up regular clubs. |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 9:43 AM Author: Sexy odious useless brakes You never drink alone when Jesus is in your heart, by extension, I'm pretty sure he's with you at the strip club during the day well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009382) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 9:53 AM Author: violet station french chef If the Jesus myth was retold in a modern age, instead of a manger it would be a strip club parking lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38009408) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:27 PM Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Deer Antler that or a motel 6/super 8 off i95/i10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450506) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013412) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:47 PM Author: Geriatric swollen locus giraffe The "mid day" part is the saddest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013419) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:50 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface yes. that's essential to this thread. spending time with gross strippers in the middle of a work day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013696) |
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Date: March 29th, 2019 11:53 PM Author: irradiated indecent preventive strike I did this once on the weekend. Very depressing and no fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013712) |
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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:18 AM Author: Magical Pink Ratface weekend seems like a more depressing thing to do alone. like you should have better ways to spend your time. midweek, all you are missing out on is work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013819) |
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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:07 AM Author: excitant abusive office travel guidebook You ain't lived until you've busted in your pants because a hot stripper made it her mission to get you off by grinding you out. Sleep of champions, when you pass out knowing you didn't contract herpes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013761) |
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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:18 AM Author: Magical Pink Ratface cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38013820) |
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Date: March 30th, 2019 11:06 AM Author: pearl famous landscape painting Richard Feynman did this on the reg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38014757) |
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Date: March 31st, 2019 1:43 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38019666) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:42 PM Author: Tan windowlicker nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450603) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:22 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface hit up the club for the first time in a while today. did a couple dances with a somewhat worn out white stripper who kept saying racist shit. then she gave me her number and said she wants to hang out and bang.
question: is she expecting that there will be an exchange of money if we do hang out? |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:28 PM Author: Claret Diverse Background Story no, she's there mostly because of your boyish charm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450516) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:37 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface she said i was sexy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450569) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:29 PM Author: cerebral karate circlehead what do you think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450522) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:36 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface i feel like she would have explicitly discussed that with me. i don't plan on actually meeting up with this broad but i may text her just to see what she says. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450563) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:31 PM Author: vibrant burgundy factory reset button Do you really have to ask? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450529) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:37 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface yes unfortunately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450572) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:41 PM Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Deer Antler as someone who's dated strippers, congrats! her use of "nigger" and your debauchness (going to a strip club during the day) means this date will be (1) take her to a restaurant that serves drinks. don't order food, don't object if she does. (2) you will get to fuck without a rubber. of course, don't cum in her. i wish i took my own advice.
bringing up money is a huge disrespect to her not that it matters but she legit likes you or at least will spend time with outside the club and fuck you. |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:49 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface Ty for the thoughtful response. I hope it's not flame. I don't think I can stomach going out and spending time with this person. She's also 4.5 years sober but smokes a ton of weed: something she mentioned at least 3 times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450655) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:53 PM Author: scarlet internet-worthy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450687) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:54 PM Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Deer Antler if she's cute and younger than you, do it. objectively it's a bad decision but objectively i've done it twice (dated, probably went one date and fucked another 4-5). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450697) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:59 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface If i had to guess she is mid 40s. I'm mid 30s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450740) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 5:01 PM Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Deer Antler just hold on to her number to buy coke in the future, i guess. when you get a number from a chick in their 20's there, and on the date they find out you're a lawyer (after you picked them up) the sex will be great until you cave and move into a place with her. well it stays great but becomes conditional at times it seems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450753) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 5:03 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface ty for your sage wisdom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450762) |
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Date: July 14th, 2019 4:49 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface She texted me yesterday to invite me over and smoke some weed with her. No mention of sex or money. I wasn't able to because I had other shit to do but this is promising. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38531335) |
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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:37 AM Author: magenta adventurous masturbator (literal 200 IQmo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38534243) |
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Date: June 27th, 2019 4:42 PM Author: Tan windowlicker nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38450602) |
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Date: June 28th, 2019 12:08 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface Texted last night "it was nice meeting you today. Hope to see you again soon."
She responded with "nice"
please advise. |
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Date: June 28th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: galvanic point Wait until middle of the night and tell her "meet me at _____ [weed/snowflake/orgasm/thumbs up emojis]" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38456071) |
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Date: June 28th, 2019 12:40 PM Author: brindle irate partner strippers are like crumb-eating pigeons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38456104) |
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Date: July 15th, 2019 7:55 AM Author: Magical Pink Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38534136) |
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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:39 AM Author: Charismatic Tattoo MDH dropping scholarship ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38534247) |
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Date: July 18th, 2019 1:29 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface Update with pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231242&forum_id=2#38551572) |
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Date: July 18th, 2019 2:25 PM Author: Magical Pink Ratface Ooops forgot the link
http://tinypic.com/r/2vagoli/9 |