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How did Babar the Elephant get so fucking rich?

He always off yachting or playing polo and wearing some prep...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
I think the deal is supposed to be that the French raised hi...
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
Yeah, I just went to his wiki and there is a section about h...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
Siphoning funds from UN relief?
naked racy garrison
  03/31/07
Highly underrated.
Mind-boggling University Jew
  03/31/07
Didn't he inherit from an old lady? I haven't read the books...
Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma
  03/31/07
When Babar was young and lived in the jungle, his mother was...
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
It's strange what sticks in your head from childhood. I also...
Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma
  03/31/07
never heard of it in my entire fucking life and im practical...
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
Me either and I read every book in my elementary school libr...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
It was an old-school comic about a young reporter who travel...
Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma
  03/31/07
the drawings are exceedingly dull
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
They were good for their time.
Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma
  03/31/07
I read these
Diverse Smoky Business Firm
  03/31/07
Good stuff, right? Captain Haddock was a childhood hero of m...
Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma
  03/31/07
I loved Captain Haddock. THUNDERING BARNACLES! YOU ICONO...
Bateful geriatric round eye
  03/31/07
you read it in french? FUCK U frenchie. asterix was also da ...
Awkward mental disorder
  03/31/07
now see, i had never heard of Asterix until I actually went ...
Rose pungent immigrant
  03/31/07
i WORSHIP TinTin. that stuff is great.
Rose pungent immigrant
  03/31/07
Racist. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070713/ap_en_ot/brit...
Coiffed vibrant therapy stead
  07/13/07
Fuck Darfur, Celesteville is the greatest geo-political cris...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
he married his cousin? wtf? french people are wicked
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
His cartoon came on my local affiliate after the morning new...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
RHINOS ARE THE ENEMY!
Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma
  03/31/07
King Rataxes? Oh noes. Well, Babar was definitely lett...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
dying
ultramarine mad-dog skullcap
  12/26/07
The ivory trade. Babar was a bloody tyrant IRL.
Brindle unholy abode mood
  03/31/07
i only buy conflict free ivory
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
There is something amusing about the notion of a guy just wa...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
"Let's deal, big guy. I've got a couple of indian eleph...
Brindle unholy abode mood
  03/31/07
I wonder how Mr. Shane would handle the ivory business
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
That would probably be some kind of next level shit we would...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
Is there any doubt how YOUR FRIEND Tom MOTHERFUCKING Shane h...
French Chad
  03/31/07
Will your graduate gemologist make provisions for me to nosh...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
Curious George would like me to tell you to go FUCK yourself...
Mind-boggling University Jew
  03/31/07
I'll be eating Curious George's brain with an ivory fork mad...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
While you're down there can you get my gameboy back from Rya...
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
The gameboy was not released in the U.S. until August of 198...
Mind-boggling University Jew
  03/31/07
His parents actually did give him one. They also gave him T...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
yeah asshole, he took MY gameboy
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
amazing
appetizing swollen parlour gay wizard
  07/13/07
You have hit on at least one thing. Tom SHANE's wares are i...
French Chad
  03/31/07
...
crimson roommate forum
  07/14/07
People take things too seriously on Wikipedia. http://en....
Fuchsia Roast Beef Spot
  03/31/07
I particularly enjoyed the use of the term Sobriquet in this...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
wooooooohhhhooaaoowwww that was the most profane wiki entry ...
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
Subtle Lady Rataxes troll.
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
I followed the link to the article on sobriquets. It has a l...
Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma
  03/31/07
I had never heard anyone call Robert Byrd "Sheets,"...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
We'll have to start using these sobriquets in casual convers...
Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma
  03/31/07
Are you Black? What are your other sobriquets?
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
"Turd Blossom – George W. Bush adviser Karl Rove" ...
Vengeful cuckold elastic band
  03/10/08
Some wikinazi douche probably spent 6 hours checking that wr...
Brindle unholy abode mood
  03/31/07
It did result in my clicking through to this, however, which...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
Babar is a cousin fucker. I did not know that.
Mind-boggling University Jew
  03/31/07
180 for this thread
180 mad cow disease nowag
  03/31/07
Best thread in a long time
Painfully honest vivacious travel guidebook volcanic crater
  03/31/07
I had actually intended to post this thread a few weeks ago ...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  03/31/07
Blogged: http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/03/how-did-baba...
Citrine Theater Stage
  03/31/07
ty for validating my posts
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  03/31/07
Bump to see if Michael Fertik will streak to Babar's defense...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  04/06/07
I wonder what kind of employment opportunties Babar has miss...
Painfully honest vivacious travel guidebook volcanic crater
  04/06/07
Fucking strivers and their wholly improvident anti-aristocra...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  04/06/07
The benefits of French colonization have cleansed Babaria of...
Citrine Theater Stage
  04/06/07
Alas, Rhino Land is replete with such vermin, their westerni...
razzle-dazzle hospital
  04/06/07
Barbarians, the whole lot
Painfully honest vivacious travel guidebook volcanic crater
  04/06/07
Babar was the crown prince of Zamunda and the last king of s...
lime titillating parlor background story
  04/06/07
lol
Fuchsia Roast Beef Spot
  04/06/07
out of all the gems here, this one stuck out upon further re...
saffron heady crotch principal's office
  04/06/07
FACTS. Really, just this "Let's deal, big guy."
razzle-dazzle hospital
  04/06/07
"The motherfucker is mad opulent" is my favorite.
Electric Lemon Lay Hunting Ground
  07/13/07
...
Coiffed vibrant therapy stead
  05/03/07
Was this seriously 4 months ago?
insanely creepy meetinghouse mexican
  07/13/07
Yes. And apparently all the Tintin apologist have died of...
Coiffed vibrant therapy stead
  07/13/07
Time flies when you're pretending to study for the bar, I gu...
insanely creepy meetinghouse mexican
  07/14/07
http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/235562
Wine histrionic casino filthpig
  07/14/07
This is my favorite thread for the week. Oh, other than...
Shimmering fear-inspiring indian lodge
  07/14/07
This is a classic thread. Best in a long time.
spectacular trump supporter
  07/14/07
mad opulent
honey-headed address
  08/18/07
Hilarity bump
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  09/22/07
The rhinos were German right? The horn was a reference ...
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  09/22/07
...
ultramarine mad-dog skullcap
  10/29/07
:0
ultramarine mad-dog skullcap
  12/26/07
preposterous blazer
soul-stirring ladyboy area
  03/10/08
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/17640 I can probably take...
snowy crawly trailer park
  05/21/08
never forget.
Magenta provocative pisswyrm
  09/08/08
i hear he's out on the street after the recent market events
Cerebral dull house cuckoldry
  09/22/08
fantastic bump
Tripping telephone box office
  09/22/08
I don't know. I don't have any elephant books.
Black Market Kitty
  09/22/08
...
Hyperactive church building
  09/22/08


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Date: March 31st, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

He always off yachting or playing polo and wearing some preposterous blazer.

What an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848487)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

I think the deal is supposed to be that the French raised his standard of living so much by colonising barbaria. now he goes around in hot air balloons and yachts.

seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848493)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Yeah, I just went to his wiki and there is a section about how the books have been criticized for promoting colonialism.

So, he lived with the French, decided civilization was the new hotness, went back home, named himself governor of an elephant province and bequeathed upon himself a palatial manor and a fleet of yachts? A good gig if you can get it, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848503)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:12 AM
Author: naked racy garrison

Siphoning funds from UN relief?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848496)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling University Jew

Highly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848758)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma

Didn't he inherit from an old lady? I haven't read the books since I was a kid, but I seem to remember that as a young elephant Babar was wandering around in a city and was adopted by a rich old white lady. She bought him nice clothes and taught him to ride in elevators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848506)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

When Babar was young and lived in the jungle, his mother was killed by a hunter. The hunter was just about to capture Babar, when Babar quickly ran away into the forest and managed to escape. After a few days, he came across a town with many big buildings. There he met a kind old lady who adopted him. In this town, Babar bought clothes, was educated about the ways of humans and quite enjoyed himself. The years passed by quickly and it wasn't long before 2 years had elapsed since Babar had run away from the forest. He began to miss the jungle and longed to play with his relatives and friends. One day, as he and the old lady were walking down the street, they saw 2 young elephants running along. They turned out to be Celeste and Arthur (Babar's cousins). On seeing them, Babar ran and embraced them. He told his cousins of his life in the town and he decided to return to the forest with his cousins. Meanwhile, Arthur and Celeste's parents were very worried about their children's disappearance. They organised a big search party. A little bird, who had seen the children in the town, reported back to them and told them where their children were located. Then Arthur and Celeste's cross mothers journeyed to the town to fetch them. Once there, they were very relieved to have found them, but scolded them for running away. Babar, Arthur, Celeste and the cousins' mothers decided they'd all travel back to the jungle together. After Babar and the old lady exchanged tearful goodbyes, he packed all his belongings and returned to the jungle.

Once Babar arrived, he was joyfully greeted by the elephants, but became quite shocked when hearing of an illness that had struck the King of the elephants. The king of the elephants had eaten a poisonous mushroom, become seriously ill and then died shortly before Babar had arrived. Cornelius (one of the older elephants) and some other elephant elders had been discussing who should become the new King before Babar had unexpectedly arrived. Cornelius suggested that Babar should become the king and the other elephants agreed. Babar gratefully accepted the honour and said he would marry his childhood sweetheart, Celeste. They had become engaged while travelling back to the jungle. Babar also made Cornelius his general. Then Babar ordered some animals to go and purchase some fine wedding clothes from the nearby town. After the animals had returned with the garments, Babar and Celeste got married and there was a great celebration. They departed Celesteville in a great yellow air-balloon to go on a honeymoon. When they had returned, everyone set to work building a town. After it was built, Babar named it "Celesteville" in honour of the new Queen of elephants, Celeste. From that day onwards, Babar and his wife had many adventures and had 3 children - twins named Flora, Pom and Alexander. In the tv series, they later had a child named Isabelle.

YAAY puppet governments!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848509)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma

It's strange what sticks in your head from childhood. I also remember Tintin pretty vividly. Does that mean I have latent francophile tendencies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848516)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

never heard of it in my entire fucking life and im practically old enough to be on 90210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848525)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Me either and I read every book in my elementary school library on a snowy afternoon in 1844.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848535)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma

It was an old-school comic about a young reporter who traveled the world and solved mysteries with his dog, Snowy. Pretty fantastic actually.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventures_of_Tintin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848540)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

the drawings are exceedingly dull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848545)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:40 AM
Author: Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma

They were good for their time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848559)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: Diverse Smoky Business Firm

I read these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848610)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma

Good stuff, right? Captain Haddock was a childhood hero of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848618)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Bateful geriatric round eye

I loved Captain Haddock.

THUNDERING BARNACLES! YOU ICONOCLAST!

Hahaha what a drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848789)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:33 PM
Author: Awkward mental disorder

you read it in french? FUCK U frenchie. asterix was also da bomb though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848771)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: Rose pungent immigrant

now see, i had never heard of Asterix until I actually went to France..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7849475)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: Rose pungent immigrant

i WORSHIP TinTin. that stuff is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7849473)





Date: July 13th, 2007 10:29 AM
Author: Coiffed vibrant therapy stead

Racist.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070713/ap_en_ot/britain_tintin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8377799)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Fuck Darfur, Celesteville is the greatest geo-political crisis of the modern era.

The tax rate there must be insane. Peasants starving while Babar and Celeste eat Faberge egg omelets and drink liquid gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848529)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

he married his cousin?

wtf?

french people are wicked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848537)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

His cartoon came on my local affiliate after the morning news.

The motherfucker is mad opulent. He was out yachting with his kid and some stupid rhinoceros. Then they had some guest who didn't know which forks to use at dinner and they got all flustered. Despite weighing like 15,000 pounds they seem to travel exclusively by hot air balloon (which would likely deplete the entirety of the world's propane supply in about an hour and a half).

Something needs to be done about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848513)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma

RHINOS ARE THE ENEMY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

King Rataxes?

Oh noes.

Well, Babar was definitely letting his kid hangout with the Rhino. On his fucking yacht none the less. And he ate like 40 sandwiches.

I'm sure Babar was trying to teach everyone something about tolerance or whatever ...but in my eyes it just makes him a filthy race traitor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848552)





Date: December 26th, 2007 10:30 AM
Author: ultramarine mad-dog skullcap

dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#9074240)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:41 AM
Author: Brindle unholy abode mood

The ivory trade. Babar was a bloody tyrant IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848563)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

i only buy conflict free ivory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848573)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

There is something amusing about the notion of a guy just walking up to an elephant and being like "hey, what's it gonna take for me to get that ivory off of you? $20? $30?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848581)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: Brindle unholy abode mood

"Let's deal, big guy. I've got a couple of indian elephants lined up so I can't sit around bullshitting with you all day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848598)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:02 PM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

I wonder how Mr. Shane would handle the ivory business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848657)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

That would probably be some kind of next level shit we wouldn't really understand.

In retrospect, I'm remiss we didn't inquire when Mr. Shane was about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848663)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: French Chad

Is there any doubt how YOUR FRIEND Tom MOTHERFUCKING Shane haqndles the ivory trade. Notice that I said "handles," not "would handle." This is because TOM SHANE discreetly treks across the dark cotinent seeking the finest tusks for the discerning consumer that enjoys the finer things in life, such as ivory headed canes and real piano keys. What! Does your FRIEND Tom Shane see a Interpol officer searching for illegal ivory a the airport? He does, but this is easily handled by a small native strapped with plastique. These are the lengths that Tom SHANE goes to to bring you the PUREST and FINEST ivory available. You will not find shitty Narwhale horn or hippo teeth at Tom SHANE'S Motherfucking cozily lighted emporiums. Just real, illegal, illicit and delicious ivory. Stop by, you'll be glad you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848901)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Will your graduate gemologist make provisions for me to nosh on monkey brains and relax with a cold glass of snake blood while I pursue your magnificent wares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848933)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling University Jew

Curious George would like me to tell you to go FUCK yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848940)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

I'll be eating Curious George's brain with an ivory fork made from Babar while barebacking Raggedy Ann in hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848954)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

While you're down there can you get my gameboy back from Ryan White?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848962)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling University Jew

The gameboy was not released in the U.S. until August of 1989 and Ryan died in April of 1990. It is doubtful he had one as his parents appear not to have been early adopters. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848987)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

His parents actually did give him one. They also gave him Tetris and told him if he let the blocks get up to the top he would die of AIDS.

Unfortunately, Ryan White wasn't very good at Tetris.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848998)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

yeah asshole, he took MY gameboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7849003)





Date: July 13th, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: appetizing swollen parlour gay wizard

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8377998)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: French Chad

You have hit on at least one thing. Tom SHANE's wares are indeed wonderous to behold. And indeed, with more graudate gemologists than any other jeweler, your FRIEND, TOM SHANE, will make sure that your visits to his stores are much more comfortable than any visit to a common galleria.

However, TOM SHANE is your FIREND, and friend's don't let friends contract monkey HIV by eating monkey brains. TOM has already faced many dangers to bring you handsome, but affordable, illegal ivory and other precious gems and items. There is no need for you to be at risk. Therefore, your FRIEND, Tom Shane will provide you with an oaky chardonay and A DELICIOUS ASSORMENT of sugar plums, honeyed apricots and cheeses while you bask in the brilliance of the millions of precious items that TOM MOTHERFUCKING SHANE has risked his life to bring you. But no monkey's brains. Chilled snake blood is available upon presentaiton of an AMEX black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7849086)





Date: July 14th, 2007 5:06 PM
Author: crimson roommate forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8383925)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:47 AM
Author: Fuchsia Roast Beef Spot

People take things too seriously on Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babar%27s_Kingdom

Babar's Kingdom, also known in French as Le pays des Éléphants (Elephant Land), is a fictional country in Africa consisting of intelligent elephants, which are usually bipedal and civilized. As its name implies, it is ruled by its first civilized citizen, Babar himself. The political regime seems to be an absolute monarchy, but it is yet unknown whether it is hereditary or elective. The court consists of King Babar, Queen Celeste, Royal Princes and Princesses (Pom, Flora, Alexander and Isabelle) Pompadour (who wears an 18th century wig), and a Prime Minister, the old Cornelius, who also serves, as the occasion demands, as Secretary of Defense and a Minister of Foreign Affairs. There is no known Parliament nor legislative body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848583)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

I particularly enjoyed the use of the term Sobriquet in this hit piece on King Rataxes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Rataxes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848611)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:55 AM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

wooooooohhhhooaaoowwww that was the most profane wiki entry ever.

I must tell you that when I was in barbri last year a flock of nerds were editing wiki full time just like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848624)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Subtle Lady Rataxes troll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848646)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:01 PM
Author: Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma

I followed the link to the article on sobriquets. It has a list of well-known sobriquets, including "Turd Blossom -- Karl Rove."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848652)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

I had never heard anyone call Robert Byrd "Sheets," but that is awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:18 PM
Author: Maniacal laughsome friendly grandma

We'll have to start using these sobriquets in casual conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848721)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:37 PM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

Are you Black? What are your other sobriquets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848780)





Date: March 10th, 2008 2:26 AM
Author: Vengeful cuckold elastic band

"Turd Blossom – George W. Bush adviser Karl Rove"

Heh. It's still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#9456408)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:55 AM
Author: Brindle unholy abode mood

Some wikinazi douche probably spent 6 hours checking that writeup for accuracy, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848623)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

It did result in my clicking through to this, however, which was somewhat worthwhile...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobriquet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848654)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling University Jew

Babar is a cousin fucker. I did not know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848764)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: 180 mad cow disease nowag

180 for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848773)





Date: March 31st, 2007 12:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest vivacious travel guidebook volcanic crater

Best thread in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848781)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

I had actually intended to post this thread a few weeks ago when "No Place Like Home" came on after the morning news.

http://www.treehousetv.com/parents/tvShows/babar/episodes.asp

It was ridiculous. The whole episode was about how this circus freak simply couldn't figure out how to properly exist in the paradigm of floss that defines Babar and his associates. I think he ended up going back to the circus because couldn't figure out how to tie an ascot or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7848853)





Date: March 31st, 2007 1:45 PM
Author: Citrine Theater Stage

Blogged: http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/03/how-did-babar-elephant-get-so-fucking.html

I tagged it as "humor" although I agree there is an outrage here that must be addressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7849035)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

ty for validating my posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7849419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Bump to see if Michael Fertik will streak to Babar's defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7884941)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:10 PM
Author: Painfully honest vivacious travel guidebook volcanic crater

I wonder what kind of employment opportunties Babar has missed out on due to this thread (probably as the result of some vindictive poor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7884948)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Fucking strivers and their wholly improvident anti-aristocratic elephant animus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7884954)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:14 PM
Author: Citrine Theater Stage

The benefits of French colonization have cleansed Babaria of vindictive poors, HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7884963)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Alas, Rhino Land is replete with such vermin, their westernized civilization not withstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7884976)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: Painfully honest vivacious travel guidebook volcanic crater

Barbarians, the whole lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7884979)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:12 PM
Author: lime titillating parlor background story

Babar was the crown prince of Zamunda and the last king of scottland, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7884956)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia Roast Beef Spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7884981)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: saffron heady crotch principal's office

out of all the gems here, this one stuck out upon further review. "Let's deal, big guy. I've got a couple of indian elephants lined up so I can't sit around bullshitting with you all day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7885011)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

FACTS.

Really, just this "Let's deal, big guy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#7885039)





Date: July 13th, 2007 10:38 AM
Author: Electric Lemon Lay Hunting Ground

"The motherfucker is mad opulent" is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8377824)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:34 PM
Author: Coiffed vibrant therapy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8055121)





Date: July 13th, 2007 10:32 AM
Author: insanely creepy meetinghouse mexican

Was this seriously 4 months ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8377808)





Date: July 13th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Coiffed vibrant therapy stead

Yes.

And apparently all the Tintin apologist have died of latent racism induced double face AIDS since then....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8377815)





Date: July 14th, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy meetinghouse mexican

Time flies when you're pretending to study for the bar, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8383975)





Date: July 14th, 2007 11:57 AM
Author: Wine histrionic casino filthpig

http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/235562

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8382872)





Date: July 14th, 2007 12:59 PM
Author: Shimmering fear-inspiring indian lodge

This is my favorite thread for the week.

Oh, other than the "first line of a famous book," which I take credit for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8383139)





Date: July 14th, 2007 12:59 PM
Author: spectacular trump supporter

This is a classic thread. Best in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8383154)





Date: August 18th, 2007 1:39 PM
Author: honey-headed address

mad opulent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8530695)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Canary degenerate

Hilarity bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8675808)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 5:42 PM
Author: Cream french chef temple

The rhinos were German right?

The horn was a reference to the Prussian spiked helmet I believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8675931)





Date: October 29th, 2007 5:59 PM
Author: ultramarine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#8827664)





Date: December 26th, 2007 10:27 AM
Author: ultramarine mad-dog skullcap

:0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#9074238)





Date: March 10th, 2008 2:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy area

preposterous blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#9456383)





Date: May 21st, 2008 10:33 PM
Author: snowy crawly trailer park

http://www.nybooks.com/articles/17640

I can probably take that punk bitch elephant if only I had a fierce tigress with me *grrrrrrrrrrr*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#9814814)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: Magenta provocative pisswyrm

never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#10137619)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: Cerebral dull house cuckoldry

i hear he's out on the street after the recent market events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#10185833)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: Tripping telephone box office

fantastic bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#10185834)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 11:05 AM
Author: Black Market Kitty

I don't know. I don't have any elephant books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#10185892)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 1:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2#10186314)