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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:52 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900471) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:39 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) The New York Times Opinion | Guest Essay By Evan39, Former Night Manager, $afeway LLP May 3, 2025
Is Disco Fries Jewish? Episcopalian? Something Worse? I Ran the Numbers and Now I Shake. It started as a question. An innocent question, perhaps — whispered like an old hymn through the Ethernet cords: “Is Disco Fries Jewish?”
The replies came fast. “Episcopalian.” “Methodist vibes.” “Character no, author yes.” One man cited Ted Haggard. Another invoked Madeline Albright. Somewhere in the back of my skull, I felt a click.
That was the moment I realized we had left the realm of humor. We were now inside something else. Something older. Something denominational. Something evil.
I have never met Disco Fries. But I have read every receipt he’s ever posted. I’ve watched him spend $1.89 on a snack with the casual arrogance of a man who’s never feared overdraft.
This is not Episcopalian behavior. This is chaos with a liturgical overtone.
The Anglican tradition, I’ve now learned, was born so Henry VIII could divorce his wife and marry a different snack. It is a civil heresy, pasted together from papal fragments and the whispers of burned clerics. It is a religion built for men who never delete their DoorDash history.
I confronted my wife about it. She said: “Are you still on that message board?” I am. I must be.
I built a denominational tracker. Column A: Snack cost. Column B: Whininess index. Column C: Net worth self-reported vs. verified.
The Episcopalian spike was undeniable. So was the sodium intake.
Disco Fries claims he has $1.6918 million and that he’s “back above $1.7m.” This, too, is not Episcopalian. This is Talmudic arithmetic, filtered through AMEX cashback logic.
And yet—he also says, “I support this purchase.” He buys sleep gummies. He lives in contradiction.
So maybe that’s the answer: Not Jewish. Not Episcopalian. But something post-denominational. Post-religious. Post-carb.
At night, I kneel beside the freezer and pray: Lord, deliver me from false snacks and fiscal heresies. Deliver me from men who tithe in hummu$ and whine in Gregorian chant.
Disco Fries is not a religion. He is a warning.
About the Author Evan39 is the author of The Club Card Canon: Liturgical Economics in the Mahchine™ Era and Everything Is Fine (Except the Aisle Markers Are Wrong). He briefly converted to Quakerism during a 2022 Huel-based fast.
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Episcopalian iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900473) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:57 PM Author: """'"'"""'' didnt realize another race of people could whine so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900479) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:50 PM Author: metaphysics is fallow The guy grows on you. And himself. But not having to deal with him irl makes his complaining sort of charming. That, and all his problems are made up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900580) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:05 AM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa Episcopalians are the worst. Literally created their entire religion by copy/pasting Catholicism and whiting out the Pope so that Henry Disco Fries VIII could fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900601) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Hey, at least it’s an ethos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900611) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48901223) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:36 AM Author: "'''""""'"' the anglican/episcopal tradition is a lot more complicated than that and brought us many new innovations in various civil religion heresies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900969) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:55 PM Author: mountain cat I wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900476) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:58 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48901219) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:58 PM Author: cock of michael obama He’s the hunchback servant Biff to Marty “CSLG” Mcfly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900482) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:00 PM Author: UN peacekeeper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900483) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:49 PM Author: lunch thoughts character no author yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900578) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:51 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa He seems Episcopalian as fuck. Maybe Methodist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900583) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:52 PM Author: metaphysics is fallow https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900584) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:53 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa Lawyer I know was in his church and Ted told him he needed to break up with his girlfriend because she was a different race. He ignored Ted and married her and was extremely satisfied when Ted got outed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900588) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM Author: metaphysics is fallow He recidivated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900593) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:58 PM Author: AZNgirl Rubbing Dads Ashes on Stephen Millers Head i have a theory that a LOT of birdshit amerishits who actually are "successful" are secretly jew. look at john kerry and madeline albright
how did disco become a lolyer and get to 1.6m NW when he's obese and so whiny, it actually isnt a veddy goy life outcome, most goys with that phenotype wld become methheads. his judaic blood is the reason he MAED it |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:02 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I think I am back above $1.7m. I couldnt really check today because I was finishing up April time/prebills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900598) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:32 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Just checked and we are hovering at $1.6918m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900955) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:36 AM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa Subtract $1.89 for a snack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900967) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:44 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I have a theory that you only really need to worry about the first 6 figures of your net worth. So, if you're worth only $1,000 you have to worry about every cent. At $10,000, you only have to start worrying about everything down to the dime. At $100,000, you graduate to worrying about things down to the dollar. At $1,000,000, you worry about things down to $10. At $10,000,000, you worry about things down to the $100. This is why everyone wants to get to $10m. It's so they can go out and drop a C note like it ain't no thang. Anyways, I'm in the tier where the $10 and under purchases, like $1.89 for a snake, aren't too much of an issue anymore. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:46 AM Author: peeface $1.89 for a snake is a great deal in today's economy
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:58 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) It's one of those albino ball python hets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48901008) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa Do you have a therapist? You need one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719893&forum_id=2#48900992) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:05 AM Author: peeface obviously
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