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Broke a glass straw in my black wife’s water tumbler she’s MAF
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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:48 AM Author: Impertinent Library Patrolman She asked me to refill her water which is a YUGE tumbler with a handle and everything so I scoop some ice in there and then dispense the electron water and I guess the ice iceberged up and I couldn’t get the straw to go down.
I forgot it was a glass straw, didn’t feel it chip or anything but my black wife has superpowers, maybe it’s a black thing, who knows, but she immediately knew something was off after two sips of water.
She simultaneously panicked and got MAF so I tried assuring her she didn’t swallow a tiny shard of glass.
When that didn’t work I asked DeepSeek and showed it to her. I think that calmed her down but she’s still MAF.
She might be mad tomorrow too bros. Not a good start to the weekend lol. |
Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 AM Author: maize cerebral elastic band bbq some chicken and give her the first piece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994046) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:04 AM Author: Impertinent Library Patrolman She hates bbq. She’s light skinned black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994053) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:05 AM Author: maize cerebral elastic band unheard of. what in the fuck
get her chipotle then |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:28 AM Author: Impertinent Library Patrolman She likes chipotle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994065) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:16 AM Author: iridescent church Your black wife has extreme awareness about having a shorter than usual poll in her mouth, and blames you for it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994060) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:28 AM Author: Impertinent Library Patrolman State your LSAT score before I engage you further. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994067) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:37 AM Author: iridescent church > State your LSAT score before I engage you further
I told my wife this on our first date |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:38 AM Author: Impertinent Library Patrolman You married a lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994074) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:49 AM Author: iridescent church hey, she's not like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994080) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Impertinent Library Patrolman Oh, so she failed the bar exam? Or the moral character? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994082) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: iridescent church nah, she's great actually. It's kind of 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#48994340) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: Brilliant Roast Beef Office lawyers are all inherently evil* man. that's just how it is.
*except luis |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Impertinent Library Patrolman I avoided her the entire next morning and then she was accusing me of not wanting to talk to her. The straw thing never came up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2#49000196) |