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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
sick vermilion legal warrant native
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
violent range knife
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
Trip nofapping area
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
violent range knife
  07/26/25
LOL
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
Arrogant Sexy Keepsake Machete
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
Hairraiser institution deer antler
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
Soul-stirring Rebellious Indirect Expression Kitty
  07/26/25
See my order below
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
Hairraiser institution deer antler
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
Slap-happy lavender half-breed parlor
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
yellow supple site
  07/26/25
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Slap-happy lavender half-breed parlor
  07/26/25
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Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
doobsian famous landscape painting fat ankles
  07/26/25
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Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
violent range knife
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
Racy Alcoholic Orchestra Pit
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
Hairraiser institution deer antler
  07/26/25
Yeah
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
Greedy Pearl Corner
  07/26/25
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Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
obsidian infuriating university
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
Greedy Pearl Corner
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
obsidian infuriating university
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
Greedy Pearl Corner
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
obsidian infuriating university
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
Greedy Pearl Corner
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
obsidian infuriating university
  07/26/25
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violent range knife
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
Heady Shrine
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
Heady Shrine
  07/26/25
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Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
Heady Shrine
  07/26/25
...
Laughsome Impressive Set
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
Heady Shrine
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
Bearded judgmental jap
  07/26/25
cq
violent range knife
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
obsidian infuriating university
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: sick vermilion legal warrant native

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: violent range knife

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Trip nofapping area

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: violent range knife

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Arrogant Sexy Keepsake Machete

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser institution deer antler

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Rebellious Indirect Expression Kitty

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser institution deer antler

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Slap-happy lavender half-breed parlor

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: yellow supple site

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy lavender half-breed parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: doobsian famous landscape painting fat ankles

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: violent range knife

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Racy Alcoholic Orchestra Pit

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser institution deer antler

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Greedy Pearl Corner

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: obsidian infuriating university

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Greedy Pearl Corner

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: obsidian infuriating university

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Greedy Pearl Corner

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: obsidian infuriating university

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Greedy Pearl Corner

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: obsidian infuriating university

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: violent range knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Heady Shrine

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Heady Shrine

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Heady Shrine

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Laughsome Impressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Heady Shrine

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Bearded judgmental jap

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: violent range knife

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: obsidian infuriating university

It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2#49143354)