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Rate my chances with this chick who works for me
| 346 | 05/28/26 |
| butt cutlets and poo poo sauce | 05/28/26 |
| 346 | 05/28/26 |
| Richard Ames | 05/28/26 |
| Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy | 05/29/26 |
| Only insane guy in the room | 05/28/26 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 05/29/26 |
| Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy | 05/29/26 |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: 346 She’s a clone of a 19 year old Alison Angel. Claims to be lesbian. Had a fall out with her sorority so I hired her as a college senior before she finished college even though I wanted her to start in September but she’s hot.
We got drunk last night and I jokingly told her I’d pay her $5k to bang her. Then she got all offended so I said ok ok $700 to just watch you masturbate. Then she burst out laughing and said no. Texted me this morning some skirt she was gonna wear to the office.
She’s 21 and I’m 40. Still have all my hair. She comes in the office and fixes my shirt and plays with my hair. Problem is she’s 5’8 and I’m 5’9. |
Date: May 28th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: butt cutlets and poo poo sauce ((zurich is stained)) given your last sentence, you have 0 chance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49905020) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 11:25 PM Author: 346 Wrong. She let me massage her inner thigh for 300. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49906014) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Richard Ames Just bring $1,000 in hard cash and lay it on the table. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49905034) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49906708) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Only insane guy in the room you're already In (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49905067) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy Tell her you have a big house in the south fork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49906707) |