Bro sex will never be better than when you were in HS and college. That feeling that your dick is going to explode on pure vaginal contact due to the legit excitement (as opposed to your current ED due to eating like shit for the last 40 years).

Last night on Halloween I lifted in the morning, took my kids to soccer, had a Halloween parade, hit off the tee in my backyard for a half hour, did sit-ups and then went trick or treating with 4 of my kids and passed out by 9 pm with my wife on the couch. Woke up in a panic that my 14 year old was still at his friends then heard him open the fridge.

Your 40’s should be the time where you’re WINDING DOWN staying in shape enough that people look at you as an in shape dad. Not “omg I’m gonna finally lose weight and get my shit together!” Like most people on Instagram are making it out to be. I have a 14 year old for christs sake. There are still people looking to START their life at 40?

Is that the consequences of listening to faceless Asian accounts about hypergamy for the last decade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5916949&forum_id=2#50219260)