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The pipes of Sir Vixthror's castle By Poetic dreamer

If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make...
Black Fanboi
  11/05/04
...
Black Fanboi
  11/05/04
shh... you're ruining the mood.. more storying.
Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook
  11/05/04
"Then what do they carry, master ?" Please be s...
Hot crusty stage
  11/05/04
177
curious hospital mad cow disease
  08/25/06
bump.
Ultramarine location
  10/09/05
In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixth...
Black Fanboi
  11/07/04
Now this is more like it.
bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs
  11/07/04
I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.
Outnumbered Wild Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  11/07/04
best thread in weeks.
Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse
  11/08/04
An adoring public demands more.
bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs
  11/20/04
The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they bo...
Black Fanboi
  12/02/04
such a tease, but thank you. edge of my seat.
bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs
  12/02/04
Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a lig...
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
I figured that a message board was a terrible medium for sto...
Black Fanboi
  12/02/04
you've tried it before, and it failed. I was certain I would...
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
He really should stick to making creepy comments about julia...
Stimulating Burgundy Area Internal Respiration
  12/02/04
hitting on you is always fun to watch too.
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
Nah, he's decided I'm too ugly for him. Thank god.
Stimulating Burgundy Area Internal Respiration
  12/02/04
Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy? EDIT: NOT a tawt...
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
How could you actually support his wanton disrespect for me ...
Black Fanboi
  12/02/04
Because I don't respect you either?
Stimulating Burgundy Area Internal Respiration
  12/02/04
It's not disrespect, it's instruction.
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
Bring Elean back in a way similar to Swarm, the Nazi covered...
bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs
  12/02/04
Elean's master, looking for closure, promptly severed the yo...
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM Author: Poetic dreamer (Whet...
White center
  04/14/05
180. AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!
Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse
  12/02/04
Or what? You'll release the dog or the bees or the dogs wit...
Bonkers tank
  06/04/06
If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poetic...
Black Fanboi
  12/02/04
your story is shit. why do no-talent assclowns like you so d...
twisted aromatic gunner
  05/07/05
Still funny.
Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse
  01/25/05
still cunty.
vivacious set corn cake
  02/10/05
Less stupid shit. More of this.
heady cyan heaven
  04/12/05
??
heady cyan heaven
  04/12/05
I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story ...
heady cyan heaven
  04/15/05
whatever happened to this?
razzle-dazzle transparent potus gaping
  04/16/05
did you ever finish this?
Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook
  05/03/05
Cmon, bitch. Write.
Jade exciting chapel
  05/03/05
...
White center
  05/07/05
You never emailed me.
Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook
  05/28/05
Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs
Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook
  05/30/05
Ah, this would be nice.
Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook
  06/04/05
this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of t...
Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook
  06/19/05
...
multi-colored cowardly sanctuary gay wizard
  09/20/05
PD? Come finish your story.
Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse
  01/11/06
*tear*
Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook
  01/19/06
...
sienna magical trust fund
  01/30/06
Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost...
alcoholic galvanic newt
  01/30/06
This is one of my favorite posts of all time.
Wonderful at-the-ready place of business kitty
  01/30/06
This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own...
exhilarant lay kitty cat
  01/30/06
LIAR
sienna magical trust fund
  01/30/06
no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had ...
exhilarant lay kitty cat
  01/30/06
Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling
Rambunctious Slap-happy Space
  01/30/06
You mean Danny Boy?
alcoholic galvanic newt
  01/30/06
Probably. This post reminded me of a song a character was si...
Rambunctious Slap-happy Space
  01/30/06
Scroll down http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html
alcoholic galvanic newt
  01/30/06
I'd totally forgotten about this.
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  02/22/06
...
Bonkers tank
  03/03/06
Not to be cocky, but I like my ending to his story.
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  03/03/06
I do too, but it's just not the same
Bonkers tank
  03/03/06
You're right. I miss that little homo.
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  03/03/06
fuck you
curious hospital mad cow disease
  08/25/06
dude, that's gay.
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  08/25/06
Return of the king bump.
bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs
  05/01/06
...
Bonkers tank
  05/12/06
Thanks.
Laughsome Chocolate Immigrant
  05/12/06
Classic bump.
Rough-skinned vigorous dopamine
  06/23/06
...
Bonkers tank
  07/03/06
Hes BAAACK
cheese-eating thriller dragon selfie
  08/24/06
You guys probably figured this out by now
Black Fanboi
  08/25/06
It's kind of odd to look at a nearly 2 year old thread and s...
Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma
  08/25/06
Yup. I have some of my posts from the original PR board (200...
Black Fanboi
  08/25/06
CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap
Black Fanboi
  01/25/07
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs
  01/25/07
wow, I'm glad I went to bump this thread, b/c I hadn't seen ...
sienna magical trust fund
  03/07/07
GTO reputation bump
vibrant rigor legend
  05/03/07
4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit
motley bossy stock car library
  06/21/07
hey pugs
dashing indian lodge
  06/21/07
I still demand the end to this story.
Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse
  09/28/07
I got blue balls from this
odious lemon field jap
  09/28/07
PD fan club bump.
Talented legal warrant
  12/05/07
...
sienna magical trust fund
  03/02/08
i bet this guy went to rennfens
Arousing mint really tough guy
  04/11/08
F-
stirring theatre water buffalo
  04/11/08
get out
Arousing mint really tough guy
  04/11/08
Brutal
stirring theatre water buffalo
  04/11/08
tcr, kill him
histrionic gold puppy ceo
  04/11/08
Pathetic.
stirring theatre water buffalo
  04/11/08
I hate you
histrionic gold puppy ceo
  04/11/08
OK but it's still awful.
stirring theatre water buffalo
  04/11/08
Poetic Dreamer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be...
histrionic gold puppy ceo
  04/11/08
i thought pd = God
Arousing mint really tough guy
  04/11/08
no wait that's BAFF nm
Arousing mint really tough guy
  04/11/08
STFU you TTTSEF
sienna magical trust fund
  04/11/08
Fail.
stirring theatre water buffalo
  04/11/08
wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?
histrionic gold puppy ceo
  04/11/08
Grand Theft Nerdery.
stirring theatre water buffalo
  04/11/08
...
mildly autistic becky
  11/03/08
Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this th...
Talented legal warrant
  11/03/08
I'd go with About Humping Boys, personally.
mildly autistic becky
  11/03/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: November 5th, 2004 5:52 PM
Author: Black Fanboi

If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make a great English major.

With that said, let the short story begin:

Elean, a young man with purple eyes, and a shriveled left foot limped slowly along the dark corridor. The old man held a torch that struggled to stay alight within the almost airless dungeon beneath Sir Vixthror's castle.

"Observe the roof, Elean. Do you see how the growth of the mold traces out a long, crooked line ? A pipe lies there . They're even hidden within the walls." The old man turned to tap the wall on his right side. When the echo was faint, he smiled in contentment, "aahh... there's another one right here"

"Whence comes the water that runs in these pipes, master ?"

"I never said that these pipes carried water, Elean "

"Then what do they carry, master ?"

To be continued...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606072)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:12 PM
Author: Black Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606173)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:13 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook

shh... you're ruining the mood.. more storying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606181)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:15 PM
Author: Hot crusty stage

"Then what do they carry, master ?"

Please be semen, please be semen....*crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606196)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:11 AM
Author: curious hospital mad cow disease

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498099)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:08 AM
Author: Ultramarine location

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4004945)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: Black Fanboi

In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixthror lay on a sarcophagus. Slowly the skull began to rise, as an unearthly greenish light emitted from the eye sockets.

"Perfection at last, " began Sir Vixthror.

"The human body is flawed. Naught remains of the body but stench and dust. How could I expect to perfect my creations, if I was a mere human ?"

"They say 'you are a fool, Sir Vixthror' and 'what you seek cannot be found'

"But with the contents of this vial, I will prove to the world that I am not a madman !"

With that final statement, a vial hovered over to a gigantic stone funnel in the middle of the room. Upon reaching the funnel, it flipped over and emptied its liquid contents into the funnel's opening.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617274)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:17 PM
Author: bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs

Now this is more like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617321)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered Wild Step-uncle's House Rigpig

I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617339)





Date: November 8th, 2004 9:17 AM
Author: Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse

best thread in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1619050)





Date: November 20th, 2004 2:15 PM
Author: bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs

An adoring public demands more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1679759)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Black Fanboi

The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they both heard a soft moan in the darkness ahead.

One of Sir Vixthror's creations was drinking from the foul liquid that dripped from a small leak in the pipe. Elean's curious purple eyes had granted him darkvision --- a secret he disclosed to no one, not even the old man.

The creature was apparently licking the liquid off the wall. "No," Elean thought, "it doesn't have a tongue, nor a mouth for that matter." There was just a sucking noise that caused the liquid to enter into a hidden orifice on the creature's face.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729143)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs

such a tease, but thank you. edge of my seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729149)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:52 AM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a light to the pipes. Senses fully attuned to what was before him, he was still unable to comprehend the cloud moving towards him. His curiosity overwhelmed him, so much wonder running through his head was actually painful. The burning became more intense and Elean fell, blinded. As mind and vision become more clouded he barely hear his master say it: "Bees, Elean, they're filled with very aggressive and poisonous bees." Elean struggled to speak, but the swelling in his throat prevented him, and all was dark once again. THE END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729198)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:54 AM
Author: Black Fanboi

I figured that a message board was a terrible medium for story telling. Thanks for spoiling the atmosphere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729202)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

you've tried it before, and it failed. I was certain I wouldn't have to show you again, unfortunately I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729206)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: Stimulating Burgundy Area Internal Respiration

He really should stick to making creepy comments about julia's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729208)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:57 AM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

hitting on you is always fun to watch too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729209)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: Stimulating Burgundy Area Internal Respiration

Nah, he's decided I'm too ugly for him. Thank god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729211)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy?

EDIT: NOT a tawt swedish boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729218)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: Black Fanboi

How could you actually support his wanton disrespect for me ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729210)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: Stimulating Burgundy Area Internal Respiration

Because I don't respect you either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729212)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

It's not disrespect, it's instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729215)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM
Author: bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs

Bring Elean back in a way similar to Swarm, the Nazi covered in bees from that list of spiderman villains. That was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729216)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:00 AM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

Elean's master, looking for closure, promptly severed the youth's head and burnt the torso. The legs were given to the pigs. THE END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729223)





Date: April 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: White center

Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM

Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower)

LORD HAVE MERCY :0

The redhead in that picture reminds me of those heinous-looking "girls" in the Cornell physics club.

Is this picture really Rowan ? How disgusting. This must be photoshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2555712)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 11:11 AM
Author: Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse

180.

AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729787)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: Bonkers tank

Or what? You'll release the dog or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they chew bees at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5907141)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:01 AM
Author: Black Fanboi

If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poeticdreamers2003@yahoo.com

I think it's officially spoiled on this medium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729226)





Date: May 7th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: twisted aromatic gunner

your story is shit. why do no-talent assclowns like you so desperately seek attention?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721171)





Date: January 25th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2000510)





Date: February 10th, 2005 2:38 AM
Author: vivacious set corn cake

still cunty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2100976)





Date: April 12th, 2005 10:11 AM
Author: heady cyan heaven

Less stupid shit. More of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2541703)





Date: April 12th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: heady cyan heaven

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2542810)





Date: April 15th, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: heady cyan heaven

I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2564531)





Date: April 16th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle transparent potus gaping

whatever happened to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2570573)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 6:16 AM
Author: Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook

did you ever finish this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686196)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: Jade exciting chapel

Cmon, bitch. Write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686840)





Date: May 7th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: White center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721148)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook

You never emailed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2878013)





Date: May 30th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook

Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2889139)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook

Ah, this would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2932638)





Date: June 19th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook

this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of the grunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3056559)





Date: September 20th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: multi-colored cowardly sanctuary gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3864189)





Date: January 11th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse

PD? Come finish your story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4789103)





Date: January 19th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: Purple razzmatazz travel guidebook

*tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4858930)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: sienna magical trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943128)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: alcoholic galvanic newt

Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost forever. Tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943236)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:19 AM
Author: Wonderful at-the-ready place of business kitty

This is one of my favorite posts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943245)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: exhilarant lay kitty cat

This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book I had as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943319)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: sienna magical trust fund

LIAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943332)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: exhilarant lay kitty cat

no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had the fountain of youth being funneled down through the pipes, but Vixthor was scared to try it himself until he saw what happened to his creations. you had to try and kill him before he tried the elixir himself, or you were fucked and died.

man those were great books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943366)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: Rambunctious Slap-happy Space

Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943352)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:38 AM
Author: alcoholic galvanic newt

You mean Danny Boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943432)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: Rambunctious Slap-happy Space

Probably. This post reminded me of a song a character was singing in Goodfellas, but I got the name wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943456)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:51 AM
Author: alcoholic galvanic newt

Scroll down

http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943589)





Date: February 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

I'd totally forgotten about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5157091)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Bonkers tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240066)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

Not to be cocky, but I like my ending to his story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240091)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Bonkers tank

I do too, but it's just not the same



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240096)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

You're right.

I miss that little homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240141)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: curious hospital mad cow disease

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498129)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

dude, that's gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498196)





Date: May 1st, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs

Return of the king bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5697314)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:02 PM
Author: Bonkers tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771532)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Chocolate Immigrant

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771608)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 4:58 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous dopamine

Classic bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6051522)





Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: Bonkers tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6131095)





Date: August 24th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating thriller dragon selfie

Hes BAAACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6497910)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: Black Fanboi
Subject: You guys probably figured this out by now

It's virtually impossible for me to finish this story, because the mood is broken, the juices have stopped flowing, I've changed as a person etc. etc.

I could try to finish it, but it will definitely be lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498231)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:36 AM
Author: Adventurous Aggressive Deer Antler Friendly Grandma

It's kind of odd to look at a nearly 2 year old thread and see your posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498248)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: Black Fanboi

Yup. I have some of my posts from the original PR board (2003) on my computer. Im telling you, it's like reading about a different person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498272)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Black Fanboi
Subject: CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap

Four hundred years ago from the present, Norbert Whitehead and Archibald Vixthror, his cousin, were hunting pheasants in the pine valley in Devon, near the border of Cornwall.

One of the greyhounds was calmly trotting ahead when to it's master's astonishment it....vanished. At the spot where the dog had apparently disappeared, the two men saw that a portion of the grass was brown. Norbert thrusted his walking stick into the ground but the ground gave way so suddenly, and he had thrusted with such a violent force that both man and walking stick fell into the hole that suddenly opened up. The other dogs quickly darted away, perhaps aware of some sinister entity. Archibald initially gave chase after them, but after recognizing that the dogs didn't mean to return, he went back to the spot, and saw that the hole had gone, and all that remained was that brown patch of grass.

"well, it won't do to just leave him there," decided Archibald. He jumped feet first unto the patch and felt himself falling; although he saw nothing as he was enveloped in darkness.

At the bottom, he found himself in what looked like a cave, judging from the faint light which came from his right. That was the only place to go, so he followed.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485319)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: bateful turquoise volcanic crater hairy legs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485347)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: sienna magical trust fund

wow, I'm glad I went to bump this thread, b/c I hadn't seen this new installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7720925)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:09 PM
Author: vibrant rigor legend

GTO reputation bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8055038)





Date: June 21st, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: motley bossy stock car library

4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8280960)





Date: June 21st, 2007 2:15 AM
Author: dashing indian lodge

hey pugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8281060)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:44 AM
Author: Metal Nubile Bawdyhouse

I still demand the end to this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699438)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:48 AM
Author: odious lemon field jap

I got blue balls from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699442)





Date: December 5th, 2007 4:03 PM
Author: Talented legal warrant

PD fan club bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8981873)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:19 PM
Author: sienna magical trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9415761)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: Arousing mint really tough guy

i bet this guy went to rennfens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611825)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: stirring theatre water buffalo

F-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611827)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Arousing mint really tough guy

get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611832)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: stirring theatre water buffalo

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611840)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: histrionic gold puppy ceo

tcr, kill him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611841)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:30 PM
Author: stirring theatre water buffalo

Pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611849)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:38 PM
Author: histrionic gold puppy ceo

I hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611880)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: stirring theatre water buffalo

OK but it's still awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611909)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:47 PM
Author: histrionic gold puppy ceo

Poetic Dreamer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611927)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:50 PM
Author: Arousing mint really tough guy

i thought pd = God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611936)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:50 PM
Author: Arousing mint really tough guy

no wait that's BAFF nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611938)





Date: April 11th, 2008 2:28 PM
Author: sienna magical trust fund

STFU you TTTSEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9612083)





Date: April 11th, 2008 2:41 PM
Author: stirring theatre water buffalo

Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9612137)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:27 PM
Author: histrionic gold puppy ceo

wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611839)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:31 PM
Author: stirring theatre water buffalo

Grand Theft Nerdery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611857)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322502)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: Talented legal warrant

Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this thread remains PD's greatest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322581)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic becky

I'd go with About Humping Boys, personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322590)