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The pipes of Sir Vixthror's castle By Poetic dreamer hairless selfie
11/05/04 hairless selfie
11/05/04 Razzmatazz jew point
11/05/04 seedy faggot firefighter sneaky criminal
11/05/04 heady orange double fault heaven
08/25/06 motley clear tattoo
10/09/05 hairless selfie
11/07/04 charcoal locale
11/07/04 sickened stag film internal respiration
11/07/04 Soul-stirring shrine
11/08/04 charcoal locale
11/20/04 hairless selfie
12/02/04 charcoal locale
12/02/04 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
12/02/04 hairless selfie
12/02/04 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
12/02/04 tantric sable trust fund lettuce
12/02/04 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
12/02/04 tantric sable trust fund lettuce
12/02/04 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
12/02/04 hairless selfie
12/02/04 tantric sable trust fund lettuce
12/02/04 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
12/02/04 charcoal locale
12/02/04 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
12/02/04 Zippy Field
04/14/05 Soul-stirring shrine
12/02/04 orchid yarmulke
06/04/06 hairless selfie
12/02/04 maroon flatulent meetinghouse organic girlfriend
05/07/05 Soul-stirring shrine
01/25/05 Bespoke foreskin
02/10/05 cracking impertinent cruise ship
04/12/05 cracking impertinent cruise ship
04/12/05 cracking impertinent cruise ship
04/15/05 Obsidian dog poop
04/16/05 Razzmatazz jew point
05/03/05 french stirring useless brakes
05/03/05 Zippy Field
05/07/05 Razzmatazz jew point
05/28/05 Razzmatazz jew point
05/30/05 Razzmatazz jew point
06/04/05 Razzmatazz jew point
06/19/05 Territorial Pit Scourge Upon The Earth
09/20/05 Soul-stirring shrine
01/11/06 Razzmatazz jew point
01/19/06 beta unhinged box office
01/30/06 embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole
01/30/06 well-lubricated hospital
01/30/06 carmine odious institution partner
01/30/06 beta unhinged box office
01/30/06 carmine odious institution partner
01/30/06 Shivering Psychic
01/30/06 embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole
01/30/06 Shivering Psychic
01/30/06 embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole
01/30/06 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
02/22/06 orchid yarmulke
03/03/06 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
03/03/06 orchid yarmulke
03/03/06 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
03/03/06 heady orange double fault heaven
08/25/06 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
08/25/06 charcoal locale
05/01/06 orchid yarmulke
05/12/06 Irradiated Godawful Jap Karate
05/12/06 cerise goyim
06/23/06 orchid yarmulke
07/03/06 Milky faggotry theater stage
08/24/06 hairless selfie
08/25/06 turquoise vigorous marketing idea
08/25/06 hairless selfie
08/25/06 hairless selfie
01/25/07 charcoal locale
01/25/07 beta unhinged box office
03/07/07 sapphire wonderful knife
05/03/07 Bull Headed Very Tactful Home
06/21/07 startling nursing home
06/21/07 Soul-stirring shrine
09/28/07 Aphrodisiac Aqua Fanboi
09/28/07 indigo dingle berry water buffalo
12/05/07 beta unhinged box office
03/02/08 Swollen 180 office
04/11/08 Infuriating provocative depressive
04/11/08 Swollen 180 office
04/11/08 Infuriating provocative depressive
04/11/08 Grizzly menage messiness
04/11/08 Infuriating provocative depressive
04/11/08 Grizzly menage messiness
04/11/08 Infuriating provocative depressive
04/11/08 Grizzly menage messiness
04/11/08 Swollen 180 office
04/11/08 Swollen 180 office
04/11/08 beta unhinged box office
04/11/08 Infuriating provocative depressive
04/11/08 Grizzly menage messiness
04/11/08 Infuriating provocative depressive
04/11/08 Bearded Passionate Idea He Suggested Corner
11/03/08 indigo dingle berry water buffalo
11/03/08 Bearded Passionate Idea He Suggested Corner
11/03/08
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Date: November 5th, 2004 5:52 PMAuthor: hairless selfie If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make a great English major.
With that said, let the short story begin:
Elean, a young man with purple eyes, and a shriveled left foot limped slowly along the dark corridor. The old man held a torch that struggled to stay alight within the almost airless dungeon beneath Sir Vixthror's castle.
"Observe the roof, Elean. Do you see how the growth of the mold traces out a long, crooked line ? A pipe lies there . They're even hidden within the walls." The old man turned to tap the wall on his right side. When the echo was faint, he smiled in contentment, "aahh... there's another one right here"
"Whence comes the water that runs in these pipes, master ?"
"I never said that these pipes carried water, Elean "
"Then what do they carry, master ?"
To be continued...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606072)
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Date: November 5th, 2004 6:15 PMAuthor: seedy faggot firefighter sneaky criminal "Then what do they carry, master ?"
Please be semen, please be semen....*crosses fingers*(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606196)
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Date: November 7th, 2004 9:08 PMAuthor: hairless selfie In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixthror lay on a sarcophagus. Slowly the skull began to rise, as an unearthly greenish light emitted from the eye sockets.
"Perfection at last, " began Sir Vixthror.
"The human body is flawed. Naught remains of the body but stench and dust. How could I expect to perfect my creations, if I was a mere human ?"
"They say 'you are a fool, Sir Vixthror' and 'what you seek cannot be found'
"But with the contents of this vial, I will prove to the world that I am not a madman !"
With that final statement, a vial hovered over to a gigantic stone funnel in the middle of the room. Upon reaching the funnel, it flipped over and emptied its liquid contents into the funnel's opening.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617274)
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Date: November 7th, 2004 9:18 PMAuthor: sickened stag film internal respiration I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617339)
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Date: November 8th, 2004 9:17 AMAuthor: Soul-stirring shrine best thread in weeks.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1619050)
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Date: November 20th, 2004 2:15 PMAuthor: charcoal locale An adoring public demands more.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1679759)
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AMAuthor: hairless selfie The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they both heard a soft moan in the darkness ahead.
One of Sir Vixthror's creations was drinking from the foul liquid that dripped from a small leak in the pipe. Elean's curious purple eyes had granted him darkvision --- a secret he disclosed to no one, not even the old man.
The creature was apparently licking the liquid off the wall. "No," Elean thought, "it doesn't have a tongue, nor a mouth for that matter." There was just a sucking noise that caused the liquid to enter into a hidden orifice on the creature's face.
To be continued...(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729143)
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:52 AMAuthor: turquoise vigorous marketing idea Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a light to the pipes. Senses fully attuned to what was before him, he was still unable to comprehend the cloud moving towards him. His curiosity overwhelmed him, so much wonder running through his head was actually painful. The burning became more intense and Elean fell, blinded. As mind and vision become more clouded he barely hear his master say it: "Bees, Elean, they're filled with very aggressive and poisonous bees." Elean struggled to speak, but the swelling in his throat prevented him, and all was dark once again. THE END.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729198)
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AMAuthor: turquoise vigorous marketing idea Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy?
EDIT: NOT a tawt swedish boy?(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729218)
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Date: April 14th, 2005 3:17 AMAuthor: Zippy Field Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM
Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower)
LORD HAVE MERCY :0
The redhead in that picture reminds me of those heinous-looking "girls" in the Cornell physics club.
Is this picture really Rowan ? How disgusting. This must be photoshop.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2555712)
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 11:11 AMAuthor: Soul-stirring shrine 180.
AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729787)
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:01 AMAuthor: hairless selfie If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poeticdreamers2003@yahoo.com
I think it's officially spoiled on this medium.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729226)
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Date: January 25th, 2005 5:22 PMAuthor: Soul-stirring shrine Still funny.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2000510)
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Date: April 12th, 2005 10:11 AMAuthor: cracking impertinent cruise ship Less stupid shit. More of this.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2541703)
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Date: April 12th, 2005 2:03 PMAuthor: cracking impertinent cruise ship ??(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2542810)
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Date: April 15th, 2005 12:52 PMAuthor: cracking impertinent cruise ship I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story here.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2564531)
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Date: April 16th, 2005 3:36 PMAuthor: Obsidian dog poop whatever happened to this?(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2570573)
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 6:16 AMAuthor: Razzmatazz jew point did you ever finish this?(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686196)
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 11:26 AMAuthor: french stirring useless brakes Cmon, bitch. Write.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686840)
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:21 AMAuthor: Zippy Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721148)
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:49 PMAuthor: Razzmatazz jew point You never emailed me.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2878013)
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Date: May 30th, 2005 2:23 PMAuthor: Razzmatazz jew point Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2889139)
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Date: June 4th, 2005 11:05 PMAuthor: Razzmatazz jew point Ah, this would be nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2932638)
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Date: June 19th, 2005 2:04 PMAuthor: Razzmatazz jew point this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of the grunt.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3056559)
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Date: September 20th, 2005 12:15 PMAuthor: Territorial Pit Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3864189)
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Date: January 11th, 2006 1:30 PMAuthor: Soul-stirring shrine PD? Come finish your story.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4789103)
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Date: January 19th, 2006 4:49 PMAuthor: Razzmatazz jew point *tear*(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4858930)
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:05 AMAuthor: beta unhinged box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943128)
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:18 AMAuthor: embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost forever. Tragic.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943236)
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:19 AMAuthor: well-lubricated hospital This is one of my favorite posts of all time.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943245)
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:27 AMAuthor: carmine odious institution partner This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book I had as a kid.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943319)
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:32 AMAuthor: carmine odious institution partner no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had the fountain of youth being funneled down through the pipes, but Vixthor was scared to try it himself until he saw what happened to his creations. you had to try and kill him before he tried the elixir himself, or you were fucked and died.
man those were great books.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943366)
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:30 AMAuthor: Shivering Psychic Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943352)
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:51 AMAuthor: embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole Scroll down
http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943589)
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Date: February 22nd, 2006 1:47 PMAuthor: turquoise vigorous marketing idea I'd totally forgotten about this.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5157091)
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Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:03 PMAuthor: orchid yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240066)
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Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PMAuthor: orchid yarmulke I do too, but it's just not the same
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240096)
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Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:11 PMAuthor: turquoise vigorous marketing idea You're right.
I miss that little homo.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240141)
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Date: May 1st, 2006 9:49 PMAuthor: charcoal locale Return of the king bump.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5697314)
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:02 PMAuthor: orchid yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771532)
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:21 PMAuthor: Irradiated Godawful Jap Karate Thanks.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771608)
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 4:58 AMAuthor: cerise goyim Classic bump.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6051522)
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Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:34 PMAuthor: orchid yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6131095)
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Date: August 24th, 2006 11:37 PMAuthor: Milky faggotry theater stage Hes BAAACK(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6497910)
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Date: August 25th, 2006 12:34 AMAuthor: hairless selfie Subject: You guys probably figured this out by now It's virtually impossible for me to finish this story, because the mood is broken, the juices have stopped flowing, I've changed as a person etc. etc.
I could try to finish it, but it will definitely be lame.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498231)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 7:04 PMAuthor: hairless selfie Subject: CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap Four hundred years ago from the present, Norbert Whitehead and Archibald Vixthror, his cousin, were hunting pheasants in the pine valley in Devon, near the border of Cornwall.
One of the greyhounds was calmly trotting ahead when to it's master's astonishment it....vanished. At the spot where the dog had apparently disappeared, the two men saw that a portion of the grass was brown. Norbert thrusted his walking stick into the ground but the ground gave way so suddenly, and he had thrusted with such a violent force that both man and walking stick fell into the hole that suddenly opened up. The other dogs quickly darted away, perhaps aware of some sinister entity. Archibald initially gave chase after them, but after recognizing that the dogs didn't mean to return, he went back to the spot, and saw that the hole had gone, and all that remained was that brown patch of grass.
"well, it won't do to just leave him there," decided Archibald. He jumped feet first unto the patch and felt himself falling; although he saw nothing as he was enveloped in darkness.
At the bottom, he found himself in what looked like a cave, judging from the faint light which came from his right. That was the only place to go, so he followed.
To be continued...(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485319)
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:09 PMAuthor: sapphire wonderful knife GTO reputation bump(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8055038)
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Date: June 21st, 2007 1:56 AMAuthor: Bull Headed Very Tactful Home 4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8280960)
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Date: June 21st, 2007 2:15 AMAuthor: startling nursing home hey pugs(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8281060)
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Date: September 28th, 2007 8:44 AMAuthor: Soul-stirring shrine I still demand the end to this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699438)
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Date: September 28th, 2007 8:48 AMAuthor: Aphrodisiac Aqua Fanboi I got blue balls from this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699442)
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Date: December 5th, 2007 4:03 PMAuthor: indigo dingle berry water buffalo PD fan club bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8981873)
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:19 PMAuthor: beta unhinged box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9415761)
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Date: April 11th, 2008 1:24 PMAuthor: Swollen 180 office i bet this guy went to rennfens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611825)
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Date: April 11th, 2008 1:25 PMAuthor: Infuriating provocative depressive F-(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611827)
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Date: April 11th, 2008 1:27 PMAuthor: Grizzly menage messiness wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611839)
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Date: April 11th, 2008 1:31 PMAuthor: Infuriating provocative depressive Grand Theft Nerdery.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611857)
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:47 PMAuthor: Bearded Passionate Idea He Suggested Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322502)
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PMAuthor: indigo dingle berry water buffalo Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this thread remains PD's greatest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322581)