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The pipes of Sir Vixthror's castle By Poetic dreamer

If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make...
hairless selfie
  11/05/04
...
hairless selfie
  11/05/04
shh... you're ruining the mood.. more storying.
Razzmatazz jew point
  11/05/04
"Then what do they carry, master ?" Please be s...
seedy faggot firefighter sneaky criminal
  11/05/04
177
heady orange double fault heaven
  08/25/06
bump.
motley clear tattoo
  10/09/05
In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixth...
hairless selfie
  11/07/04
Now this is more like it.
charcoal locale
  11/07/04
I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.
sickened stag film internal respiration
  11/07/04
best thread in weeks.
Soul-stirring shrine
  11/08/04
An adoring public demands more.
charcoal locale
  11/20/04
The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they bo...
hairless selfie
  12/02/04
such a tease, but thank you. edge of my seat.
charcoal locale
  12/02/04
Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a lig...
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  12/02/04
I figured that a message board was a terrible medium for sto...
hairless selfie
  12/02/04
you've tried it before, and it failed. I was certain I would...
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  12/02/04
He really should stick to making creepy comments about julia...
tantric sable trust fund lettuce
  12/02/04
hitting on you is always fun to watch too.
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  12/02/04
Nah, he's decided I'm too ugly for him. Thank god.
tantric sable trust fund lettuce
  12/02/04
Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy? EDIT: NOT a tawt...
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  12/02/04
How could you actually support his wanton disrespect for me ...
hairless selfie
  12/02/04
Because I don't respect you either?
tantric sable trust fund lettuce
  12/02/04
It's not disrespect, it's instruction.
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  12/02/04
Bring Elean back in a way similar to Swarm, the Nazi covered...
charcoal locale
  12/02/04
Elean's master, looking for closure, promptly severed the yo...
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  12/02/04
Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM Author: Poetic dreamer (Whet...
Zippy Field
  04/14/05
180. AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!
Soul-stirring shrine
  12/02/04
Or what? You'll release the dog or the bees or the dogs wit...
orchid yarmulke
  06/04/06
If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poetic...
hairless selfie
  12/02/04
your story is shit. why do no-talent assclowns like you so d...
maroon flatulent meetinghouse organic girlfriend
  05/07/05
Still funny.
Soul-stirring shrine
  01/25/05
still cunty.
Bespoke foreskin
  02/10/05
Less stupid shit. More of this.
cracking impertinent cruise ship
  04/12/05
??
cracking impertinent cruise ship
  04/12/05
I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story ...
cracking impertinent cruise ship
  04/15/05
whatever happened to this?
Obsidian dog poop
  04/16/05
did you ever finish this?
Razzmatazz jew point
  05/03/05
Cmon, bitch. Write.
french stirring useless brakes
  05/03/05
...
Zippy Field
  05/07/05
You never emailed me.
Razzmatazz jew point
  05/28/05
Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs
Razzmatazz jew point
  05/30/05
Ah, this would be nice.
Razzmatazz jew point
  06/04/05
this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of t...
Razzmatazz jew point
  06/19/05
...
Territorial Pit Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/20/05
PD? Come finish your story.
Soul-stirring shrine
  01/11/06
*tear*
Razzmatazz jew point
  01/19/06
...
beta unhinged box office
  01/30/06
Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost...
embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole
  01/30/06
This is one of my favorite posts of all time.
well-lubricated hospital
  01/30/06
This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own...
carmine odious institution partner
  01/30/06
LIAR
beta unhinged box office
  01/30/06
no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had ...
carmine odious institution partner
  01/30/06
Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling
Shivering Psychic
  01/30/06
You mean Danny Boy?
embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole
  01/30/06
Probably. This post reminded me of a song a character was si...
Shivering Psychic
  01/30/06
Scroll down http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html
embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole
  01/30/06
I'd totally forgotten about this.
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  02/22/06
...
orchid yarmulke
  03/03/06
Not to be cocky, but I like my ending to his story.
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  03/03/06
I do too, but it's just not the same
orchid yarmulke
  03/03/06
You're right. I miss that little homo.
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  03/03/06
fuck you
heady orange double fault heaven
  08/25/06
dude, that's gay.
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  08/25/06
Return of the king bump.
charcoal locale
  05/01/06
...
orchid yarmulke
  05/12/06
Thanks.
Irradiated Godawful Jap Karate
  05/12/06
Classic bump.
cerise goyim
  06/23/06
...
orchid yarmulke
  07/03/06
Hes BAAACK
Milky faggotry theater stage
  08/24/06
You guys probably figured this out by now
hairless selfie
  08/25/06
It's kind of odd to look at a nearly 2 year old thread and s...
turquoise vigorous marketing idea
  08/25/06
Yup. I have some of my posts from the original PR board (200...
hairless selfie
  08/25/06
CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap
hairless selfie
  01/25/07
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
charcoal locale
  01/25/07
wow, I'm glad I went to bump this thread, b/c I hadn't seen ...
beta unhinged box office
  03/07/07
GTO reputation bump
sapphire wonderful knife
  05/03/07
4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit
Bull Headed Very Tactful Home
  06/21/07
hey pugs
startling nursing home
  06/21/07
I still demand the end to this story.
Soul-stirring shrine
  09/28/07
I got blue balls from this
Aphrodisiac Aqua Fanboi
  09/28/07
PD fan club bump.
indigo dingle berry water buffalo
  12/05/07
...
beta unhinged box office
  03/02/08
i bet this guy went to rennfens
Swollen 180 office
  04/11/08
F-
Infuriating provocative depressive
  04/11/08
get out
Swollen 180 office
  04/11/08
Brutal
Infuriating provocative depressive
  04/11/08
tcr, kill him
Grizzly menage messiness
  04/11/08
Pathetic.
Infuriating provocative depressive
  04/11/08
I hate you
Grizzly menage messiness
  04/11/08
OK but it's still awful.
Infuriating provocative depressive
  04/11/08
Poetic Dreamer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be...
Grizzly menage messiness
  04/11/08
i thought pd = God
Swollen 180 office
  04/11/08
no wait that's BAFF nm
Swollen 180 office
  04/11/08
STFU you TTTSEF
beta unhinged box office
  04/11/08
Fail.
Infuriating provocative depressive
  04/11/08
wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?
Grizzly menage messiness
  04/11/08
Grand Theft Nerdery.
Infuriating provocative depressive
  04/11/08
...
Bearded Passionate Idea He Suggested Corner
  11/03/08
Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this th...
indigo dingle berry water buffalo
  11/03/08
I'd go with About Humping Boys, personally.
Bearded Passionate Idea He Suggested Corner
  11/03/08





Date: November 5th, 2004 5:52 PM
Author: hairless selfie

If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make a great English major.

With that said, let the short story begin:

Elean, a young man with purple eyes, and a shriveled left foot limped slowly along the dark corridor. The old man held a torch that struggled to stay alight within the almost airless dungeon beneath Sir Vixthror's castle.

"Observe the roof, Elean. Do you see how the growth of the mold traces out a long, crooked line ? A pipe lies there . They're even hidden within the walls." The old man turned to tap the wall on his right side. When the echo was faint, he smiled in contentment, "aahh... there's another one right here"

"Whence comes the water that runs in these pipes, master ?"

"I never said that these pipes carried water, Elean "

"Then what do they carry, master ?"

To be continued...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606072)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:12 PM
Author: hairless selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606173)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jew point

shh... you're ruining the mood.. more storying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606181)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:15 PM
Author: seedy faggot firefighter sneaky criminal

"Then what do they carry, master ?"

Please be semen, please be semen....*crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606196)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:11 AM
Author: heady orange double fault heaven

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498099)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:08 AM
Author: motley clear tattoo

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4004945)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: hairless selfie

In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixthror lay on a sarcophagus. Slowly the skull began to rise, as an unearthly greenish light emitted from the eye sockets.

"Perfection at last, " began Sir Vixthror.

"The human body is flawed. Naught remains of the body but stench and dust. How could I expect to perfect my creations, if I was a mere human ?"

"They say 'you are a fool, Sir Vixthror' and 'what you seek cannot be found'

"But with the contents of this vial, I will prove to the world that I am not a madman !"

With that final statement, a vial hovered over to a gigantic stone funnel in the middle of the room. Upon reaching the funnel, it flipped over and emptied its liquid contents into the funnel's opening.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617274)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:17 PM
Author: charcoal locale

Now this is more like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617321)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:18 PM
Author: sickened stag film internal respiration

I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617339)





Date: November 8th, 2004 9:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring shrine

best thread in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1619050)





Date: November 20th, 2004 2:15 PM
Author: charcoal locale

An adoring public demands more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1679759)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: hairless selfie

The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they both heard a soft moan in the darkness ahead.

One of Sir Vixthror's creations was drinking from the foul liquid that dripped from a small leak in the pipe. Elean's curious purple eyes had granted him darkvision --- a secret he disclosed to no one, not even the old man.

The creature was apparently licking the liquid off the wall. "No," Elean thought, "it doesn't have a tongue, nor a mouth for that matter." There was just a sucking noise that caused the liquid to enter into a hidden orifice on the creature's face.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729143)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: charcoal locale

such a tease, but thank you. edge of my seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729149)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:52 AM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a light to the pipes. Senses fully attuned to what was before him, he was still unable to comprehend the cloud moving towards him. His curiosity overwhelmed him, so much wonder running through his head was actually painful. The burning became more intense and Elean fell, blinded. As mind and vision become more clouded he barely hear his master say it: "Bees, Elean, they're filled with very aggressive and poisonous bees." Elean struggled to speak, but the swelling in his throat prevented him, and all was dark once again. THE END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729198)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:54 AM
Author: hairless selfie

I figured that a message board was a terrible medium for story telling. Thanks for spoiling the atmosphere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729202)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

you've tried it before, and it failed. I was certain I wouldn't have to show you again, unfortunately I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729206)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: tantric sable trust fund lettuce

He really should stick to making creepy comments about julia's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729208)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:57 AM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

hitting on you is always fun to watch too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729209)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: tantric sable trust fund lettuce

Nah, he's decided I'm too ugly for him. Thank god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729211)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy?

EDIT: NOT a tawt swedish boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729218)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: hairless selfie

How could you actually support his wanton disrespect for me ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729210)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: tantric sable trust fund lettuce

Because I don't respect you either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729212)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

It's not disrespect, it's instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729215)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM
Author: charcoal locale

Bring Elean back in a way similar to Swarm, the Nazi covered in bees from that list of spiderman villains. That was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729216)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:00 AM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

Elean's master, looking for closure, promptly severed the youth's head and burnt the torso. The legs were given to the pigs. THE END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729223)





Date: April 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: Zippy Field

Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM

Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower)

LORD HAVE MERCY :0

The redhead in that picture reminds me of those heinous-looking "girls" in the Cornell physics club.

Is this picture really Rowan ? How disgusting. This must be photoshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2555712)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 11:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring shrine

180.

AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729787)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: orchid yarmulke

Or what? You'll release the dog or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they chew bees at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5907141)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:01 AM
Author: hairless selfie

If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poeticdreamers2003@yahoo.com

I think it's officially spoiled on this medium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729226)





Date: May 7th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: maroon flatulent meetinghouse organic girlfriend

your story is shit. why do no-talent assclowns like you so desperately seek attention?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721171)





Date: January 25th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shrine

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2000510)





Date: February 10th, 2005 2:38 AM
Author: Bespoke foreskin

still cunty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2100976)





Date: April 12th, 2005 10:11 AM
Author: cracking impertinent cruise ship

Less stupid shit. More of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2541703)





Date: April 12th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: cracking impertinent cruise ship

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2542810)





Date: April 15th, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: cracking impertinent cruise ship

I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2564531)





Date: April 16th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Obsidian dog poop

whatever happened to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2570573)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 6:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz jew point

did you ever finish this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686196)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: french stirring useless brakes

Cmon, bitch. Write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686840)





Date: May 7th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Zippy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721148)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jew point

You never emailed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2878013)





Date: May 30th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jew point

Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2889139)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jew point

Ah, this would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2932638)





Date: June 19th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jew point

this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of the grunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3056559)





Date: September 20th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Territorial Pit Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3864189)





Date: January 11th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shrine

PD? Come finish your story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4789103)





Date: January 19th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jew point

*tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4858930)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: beta unhinged box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943128)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole

Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost forever. Tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943236)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated hospital

This is one of my favorite posts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943245)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: carmine odious institution partner

This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book I had as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943319)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: beta unhinged box office

LIAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943332)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: carmine odious institution partner

no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had the fountain of youth being funneled down through the pipes, but Vixthor was scared to try it himself until he saw what happened to his creations. you had to try and kill him before he tried the elixir himself, or you were fucked and died.

man those were great books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943366)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: Shivering Psychic

Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943352)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole

You mean Danny Boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943432)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: Shivering Psychic

Probably. This post reminded me of a song a character was singing in Goodfellas, but I got the name wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943456)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:51 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone floppy location prole

Scroll down

http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943589)





Date: February 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

I'd totally forgotten about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5157091)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: orchid yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240066)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

Not to be cocky, but I like my ending to his story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240091)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: orchid yarmulke

I do too, but it's just not the same



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240096)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

You're right.

I miss that little homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240141)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: heady orange double fault heaven

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498129)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

dude, that's gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498196)





Date: May 1st, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: charcoal locale

Return of the king bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5697314)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:02 PM
Author: orchid yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771532)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Godawful Jap Karate

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771608)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 4:58 AM
Author: cerise goyim

Classic bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6051522)





Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: orchid yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6131095)





Date: August 24th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Milky faggotry theater stage

Hes BAAACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6497910)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: hairless selfie
Subject: You guys probably figured this out by now

It's virtually impossible for me to finish this story, because the mood is broken, the juices have stopped flowing, I've changed as a person etc. etc.

I could try to finish it, but it will definitely be lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498231)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:36 AM
Author: turquoise vigorous marketing idea

It's kind of odd to look at a nearly 2 year old thread and see your posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498248)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: hairless selfie

Yup. I have some of my posts from the original PR board (2003) on my computer. Im telling you, it's like reading about a different person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498272)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: hairless selfie
Subject: CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap

Four hundred years ago from the present, Norbert Whitehead and Archibald Vixthror, his cousin, were hunting pheasants in the pine valley in Devon, near the border of Cornwall.

One of the greyhounds was calmly trotting ahead when to it's master's astonishment it....vanished. At the spot where the dog had apparently disappeared, the two men saw that a portion of the grass was brown. Norbert thrusted his walking stick into the ground but the ground gave way so suddenly, and he had thrusted with such a violent force that both man and walking stick fell into the hole that suddenly opened up. The other dogs quickly darted away, perhaps aware of some sinister entity. Archibald initially gave chase after them, but after recognizing that the dogs didn't mean to return, he went back to the spot, and saw that the hole had gone, and all that remained was that brown patch of grass.

"well, it won't do to just leave him there," decided Archibald. He jumped feet first unto the patch and felt himself falling; although he saw nothing as he was enveloped in darkness.

At the bottom, he found himself in what looked like a cave, judging from the faint light which came from his right. That was the only place to go, so he followed.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485319)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: charcoal locale

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485347)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: beta unhinged box office

wow, I'm glad I went to bump this thread, b/c I hadn't seen this new installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7720925)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:09 PM
Author: sapphire wonderful knife

GTO reputation bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8055038)





Date: June 21st, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Bull Headed Very Tactful Home

4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8280960)





Date: June 21st, 2007 2:15 AM
Author: startling nursing home

hey pugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8281060)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring shrine

I still demand the end to this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699438)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Aqua Fanboi

I got blue balls from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699442)





Date: December 5th, 2007 4:03 PM
Author: indigo dingle berry water buffalo

PD fan club bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8981873)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:19 PM
Author: beta unhinged box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9415761)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: Swollen 180 office

i bet this guy went to rennfens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611825)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: Infuriating provocative depressive

F-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611827)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Swollen 180 office

get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611832)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: Infuriating provocative depressive

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611840)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: Grizzly menage messiness

tcr, kill him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611841)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:30 PM
Author: Infuriating provocative depressive

Pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611849)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:38 PM
Author: Grizzly menage messiness

I hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611880)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: Infuriating provocative depressive

OK but it's still awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611909)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:47 PM
Author: Grizzly menage messiness

Poetic Dreamer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611927)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:50 PM
Author: Swollen 180 office

i thought pd = God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611936)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:50 PM
Author: Swollen 180 office

no wait that's BAFF nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611938)





Date: April 11th, 2008 2:28 PM
Author: beta unhinged box office

STFU you TTTSEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9612083)





Date: April 11th, 2008 2:41 PM
Author: Infuriating provocative depressive

Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9612137)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:27 PM
Author: Grizzly menage messiness

wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611839)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:31 PM
Author: Infuriating provocative depressive

Grand Theft Nerdery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611857)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:47 PM
Author: Bearded Passionate Idea He Suggested Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322502)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: indigo dingle berry water buffalo

Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this thread remains PD's greatest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322581)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:03 PM
Author: Bearded Passionate Idea He Suggested Corner

I'd go with About Humping Boys, personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322590)