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So i hung out with my zanex\meth-head friends from high school

The level of the suck is surreal. They squat in a single-wid...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
credited. i wouldn't get near any meth heads based on the s...
Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum
  01/31/11
fuck this is a 180 story
Translucent titillating pisswyrm chapel
  04/28/11
180
Kink-friendly tanning salon international law enforcement agency
  04/28/11
Yale 250.
Dashing zombie-like selfie
  08/19/11
csb
cracking main people
  01/31/11
thank you, i know you mean that when you say it.
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
i bet the girl would fuck you for $40
avocado irradiated lodge hominid
  01/31/11
lulz...they only think in terms of 10's.
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
telling...
180 topaz site
  01/31/11
csuf
honey-headed provocative center
  01/31/11
and yet they are not 200k in debt. hmmm.
Bright beady-eyed cumskin
  01/31/11
180
Infuriating Psychic Party Of The First Part
  01/31/11
30,000 in Child Support Arrearage for a methhead might as we...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
and meths are notorious for popping out neglected child afte...
Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum
  01/31/11
yep, yep, and yep...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
180!
Pontificating depressive
  01/31/11
tl dr
aromatic aggressive famous landscape painting goal in life
  01/31/11
fascinating; your phone was stolen and both AIDS and molesta...
Filthy Bateful Stead
  01/31/11
Sounds like a typical Saturday night date for me.
Lake Mother
  01/31/11
phone wasnt stolen...they just "accidentally" put ...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
dude, did you inhale any of that smoke?
Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum
  01/31/11
probably...it was a single wide camper with no ventilation a...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
what does meth smoke smell like? did you feel any of the ef...
Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum
  01/31/11
its mild...almost sweet smelling...and i am sure i did...i s...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
thought this may be on point http://www.theonion.com/vide...
Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum
  01/31/11
lol
sexy mustard orchestra pit
  04/28/11
that was fucking chuckle worthy
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
was the girl hot DESCRIBE her
Boyish hall ape
  01/31/11
well the "girl" who rapped and ate the clomazapem ...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
dood, are u high?
aqua autistic mediation theater
  01/31/11
nope...at work
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
was she on the left or right? they are both cute
Internet-worthy Bespoke Rehab Sweet Tailpipe
  01/31/11
really cute...until she started spitting her rap...you'd be ...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
oh yeah, that would be disgusting.
Internet-worthy Bespoke Rehab Sweet Tailpipe
  01/31/11
on the right...with the jersey on
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
c'mon dooder...give us a pic!
Wonderful Crotch Stag Film
  01/31/11
I felt bad using the link...thats fucked up...if i could emb...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
Why not: (1) download to harddrive (2) upload to imagesh...
Wonderful Crotch Stag Film
  01/31/11
cost benefit...I assume i have to sign up and shit...i will,...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
kind of how i feel after spending time around people who wen...
Filthy Bateful Stead
  01/31/11
post hte pic
Turquoise Multi-colored Milk Station
  02/01/11
MOAR
aqua autistic mediation theater
  01/31/11
MOAR
Wonderful Crotch Stag Film
  01/31/11
here you go pussy galoar another girl, who knew i was att...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
It's amazing how people like this feed the biggest loads of ...
Brilliant Chest-beating Abode Rigor
  01/31/11
perhaps it *never occurs to him* how, today, they are also r...
Filthy Bateful Stead
  01/31/11
wtf? You think i wanted to listen to this shit? you think i ...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
lol fuck those methheads, if you're weren't surrounded by em...
Pontificating depressive
  01/31/11
oh yeah, you definitely want to fight a probably HIV-positiv...
Swashbuckling Fear-inspiring Wrinkle
  10/06/11
Yes, perhaps they're simply having a good laugh - they're no...
Brilliant Chest-beating Abode Rigor
  01/31/11
even unemployed methheads ridicule people who went to medioc...
Filthy Bateful Stead
  01/31/11
The meth-head of your world is a highly nuanced beast, indee...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
You seem dumb
thriller federal ceo dingle berry
  08/19/11
At what point do you move on and realize the friends you had...
Comical mewling wagecucks deer antler
  01/31/11
Exactly 7 oclock in the morning...when i was sober enough to...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
i stopped hanging around my druggie friends after my first s...
Comical mewling wagecucks deer antler
  01/31/11
are you that stupid ellipsis troll who claims to have gone t...
racy chocolate bawdyhouse regret
  01/31/11
loaded question...and No...I neither troll nor make unfounde...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
...
beta lavender church building
  01/31/11
Clonazepam also good if you got a PSG1
olive nursing home candlestick maker
  01/31/11
1 fucking 80
Talented disturbing mad cow disease
  02/01/11
goddammit sniper wolf was a bitch
Cerebral wine library
  04/28/11
lol @ your spelling of xanax
Sable razzmatazz newt
  01/31/11
i cant spell the clozamathingy either. All the drugs are tou...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
yeah i was wondering "is he talking about xanax or is t...
spectacular twinkling uncleanness
  01/31/11
Zanex by Billy Zane
Orange concupiscible parlour
  01/31/11
...
amber supple skinny woman theatre
  01/31/11
holy shit
Sepia stirring national security agency
  01/31/11
Yeah.
Internet-worthy Bespoke Rehab Sweet Tailpipe
  01/31/11
I have a post script to this entire story after receiving a ...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
good story
Filthy Bateful Stead
  01/31/11
just do it bro
Internet-worthy Bespoke Rehab Sweet Tailpipe
  01/31/11
alright....as a tribute to the passive-aggressives loitering...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
reminds me of when i hang out with an old hs buddy who used ...
cyan effete elastic band hell
  01/31/11
superficially, perhaps...and with people they are unfamiliar...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
damn, if i hadnt called in sick this morning cuz its cold ou...
180 topaz site
  01/31/11
initially i was just seeing a friend from HS...but then as t...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
Most entertaining thread of 2011? maybe.
sick vengeful black woman
  01/31/11
tell us about the random phone call
Pontificating depressive
  01/31/11
At one point that night, two dudes came in...just normal dud...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
what sort of questions were they asking you?
Pontificating depressive
  01/31/11
Do you like running through cornfields? Do you like wrest...
cerise curious hospital
  01/31/11
oh those questions...shit you wouldn't normally ask somebody...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
thats whats funny...they don't really ask questions...they l...
Chestnut locus
  01/31/11
lol
big school windowlicker
  02/01/11
Jesus Christ that's depressing
odious brass trailer park
  08/19/11
I've spent more time around meth doods than I want to think ...
cerise curious hospital
  01/31/11
how did you come to associate with meth doods? i've only kn...
Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum
  01/31/11
did you witness any meth rage?
Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum
  01/31/11
...
Chestnut locus
  02/01/11
UPDATE: The hot white bitch that was rapping got stuck in...
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
i will rep him if he has her throw me some bjs.
Crystalline Resort Azn
  04/28/11
hes black in a very white county. are a few blow jobs from a...
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
Was the 12 yr old white?
Coral persian dog poop
  04/28/11
indubitably
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
Was the 12 yr old white?
Coral persian dog poop
  04/28/11
undoubtedly (yes)
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
"investigated" lol wtf?
lascivious rusted really tough guy antidepressant drug
  04/28/11
mother of 12 year old made the claim...cops ask stupid guy i...
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
wait wtf? why would he let them take his car?? also, shi...
lascivious rusted really tough guy antidepressant drug
  04/28/11
no, they send it off to _______ county lab. A private firm t...
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
Flame went too far. Black people don't do meth.
soul-stirring navy potus digit ratio
  04/28/11
i dont really do flame, broski. And yes, yes they do. Especi...
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
Your friends sounds like a dirtbag.
Coral persian dog poop
  04/28/11
the "rapist" was not really my friend...he was a f...
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
how do you know these people? and why are you still hangoin...
sexy mustard orchestra pit
  04/28/11
two were good friends from high school that lost their way. ...
Chestnut locus
  04/28/11
Please post a picture of the hot methhead. I read the entire...
Henna Public Bath
  04/29/11
sorry, forget their names, brotato
Chestnut locus
  08/19/11
Her name was Kreayshawn.
histrionic son of senegal
  08/19/11
jesus christ. this is worse than the poortown thread.
umber mind-boggling base
  08/19/11
UPDATE!!!!! Black Guy is NOW in JAIL, arrested for rapi...
Chestnut locus
  10/05/11
wow. fantastic story, friend. I imagine he will have a rough...
smoky trip therapy casino
  10/05/11
180
Carnelian prole
  10/06/11
great story. they sound way worse than the heroin addicts i ...
Swashbuckling Fear-inspiring Wrinkle
  10/06/11
still waiting to hear the part about the "zanex"
exhilarant mood
  10/06/11
I think thats xanax and clonazepam (i.e klonopin). Good chi...
fishy yarmulke house
  10/06/11
what's so good about xanax
cyan effete elastic band hell
  10/06/11
Makes you feel chill happy and unconcerned.
fishy yarmulke house
  10/06/11


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Date: January 31st, 2011 8:29 AM
Author: Chestnut locus

The level of the suck is surreal. They squat in a single-wide trailer that was the target of a previous month methbust. No heat, one room, cat shit all over the fucking carpet. They sold 10 "footballs" or half-zanex's to their neighbor for the use of their utilities via some generator cord. They light up and start talking about their childhoods and people you have never met wont stop telling you about how their stepdad molested them and that is why they have abandoment issues..and that you are the first person they ever told this to. Another confides in you that they are HIV positive and you shouldnt tell anybody because only their family know...and you dont even know who this person is...they make you swear to take it to the grave and you respond that i cant think of a soul that i would be inclined to tell. They go on and on about being honest and ten minutes later they have pocketed your cell phone. Another takes out a CD and loads it up in a 1988 Phillips CD player and tells you this is their Rap Demo (White girl) and wonders if you know anybody in the record industry. Same girl gets up starts rapping to her demo and dances...five minutes later she is staring into the wall and another friend yells to her...did you just eat all those fucking Clomazepems? Another friend is passed out with his eyes open and a parvo-stricken pit bull puppy on his lap. This is all a true story and only a small portion of the pure shit these lives entail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180280)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:37 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum

credited. i wouldn't get near any meth heads based on the shit i've heard. you're lucky none of them attacked you in a fit of meth fueled rage and psychosis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185829)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:29 PM
Author: Translucent titillating pisswyrm chapel

fuck this is a 180 story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876237)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly tanning salon international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876670)



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Date: August 19th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Dashing zombie-like selfie

Yale 250.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#18792284)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:03 AM
Author: cracking main people

csb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180461)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:17 AM
Author: Chestnut locus

thank you, i know you mean that when you say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180517)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:06 AM
Author: avocado irradiated lodge hominid

i bet the girl would fuck you for $40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180474)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:16 AM
Author: Chestnut locus

lulz...they only think in terms of 10's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180513)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:26 PM
Author: 180 topaz site

telling...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183410)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:18 AM
Author: honey-headed provocative center

csuf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180521)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:25 AM
Author: Bright beady-eyed cumskin

and yet they are not 200k in debt. hmmm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180545)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:28 AM
Author: Infuriating Psychic Party Of The First Part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180551)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:32 AM
Author: Chestnut locus

30,000 in Child Support Arrearage for a methhead might as well be 200,000 dollars of debt...plus the added benefit of an active warrant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180563)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:40 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum

and meths are notorious for popping out neglected child after child. the meth dramatically increases their sex drive and removes their inhibitions about unsafe sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185855)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:42 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

yep, yep, and yep...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185880)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:22 PM
Author: Pontificating depressive

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184139)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:27 AM
Author: aromatic aggressive famous landscape painting goal in life

tl dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180549)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:21 AM
Author: Filthy Bateful Stead

fascinating; your phone was stolen and both AIDS and molestation were confessed to you, with the tacit overlay of your having attended law school and thereby experiencing misery in more dignified settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180729)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:23 AM
Author: Lake Mother

Sounds like a typical Saturday night date for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180742)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: Chestnut locus

phone wasnt stolen...they just "accidentally" put it in their pocket...I never told anybody what i did...because frankly, these tweekers LOVE to talk about themselves...on a fucking loop...a two hour narrative of their lives repeated after every new toke. The ones that did know i was a law school grad assumed i was rich...they all kept using the term "corporate" law...i guess because it made them sound like they were savvy and well-informed members of society

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180768)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:42 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum

dude, did you inhale any of that smoke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185883)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:45 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

probably...it was a single wide camper with no ventilation and multiple people smoking simultaneously. Most used foil...but this one dude, i shit you not, used a fucking light bulb...after he was done, he would place the light bulb on his head and go..."i got a fucking idea!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185912)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:50 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum

what does meth smoke smell like? did you feel any of the effects?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185970)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:55 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

its mild...almost sweet smelling...and i am sure i did...i stayed up till the morning (partially because it was freezing in the camper) when i knew it was safer to drive home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17186016)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:58 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum

thought this may be on point

http://www.theonion.com/video/police-seize-more-than-50-in-wire-from-nations-wea,18016/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17186066)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:39 PM
Author: sexy mustard orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876306)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:39 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

that was fucking chuckle worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876314)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Boyish hall ape

was the girl hot DESCRIBE her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180812)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: Chestnut locus

well the "girl" who rapped and ate the clomazapem is this girl (Edit:took out link...thats just mean) (I dont know her and we are not friends...she is the one on the right)She was Hot...worked at Waffle House...and subsequently, when leaving at 4 in the morning back to Cincy, ran into a ditch and was busted for DUI...this is after her friend (who i knew)when in an amphetimine induced euphoria, told her they were best friends forever...until she called asking her to help her get out of the ditch before the cops came...she said she would then proceeded to snort another line of shit meth and forgetting altogether

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180842)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: aqua autistic mediation theater

dood, are u high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180848)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:57 AM
Author: Chestnut locus

nope...at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180851)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Bespoke Rehab Sweet Tailpipe

was she on the left or right? they are both cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180967)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:19 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

really cute...until she started spitting her rap...you'd be surprised how unsexy a middle class white girl becomes when she starts going all missy elliot on you. Her demo CD used rhyming techniques such as "in this Game" "to get dis fame" and "im a shootin star" "wit a sick ass car"...which was towed incidentally, later that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181004)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Bespoke Rehab Sweet Tailpipe

oh yeah, that would be disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181065)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:20 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

on the right...with the jersey on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181012)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: Wonderful Crotch Stag Film

c'mon dooder...give us a pic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181040)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

I felt bad using the link...thats fucked up...if i could embed her profile pic...i would...let me think about it...she was\is really hot given the context. (unwashed addicts in a camper typically fail in the hotness department

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181073)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 1:03 PM
Author: Wonderful Crotch Stag Film

Why not:

(1) download to harddrive

(2) upload to imageshack.us

(3) ???

(4) PROFIT!!11

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181342)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 1:09 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

cost benefit...I assume i have to sign up and shit...i will, i guess...that way its just an anonymous face...i didnt come here to make fun of people's personal tragedies...but she is pretty hot...and there is a fair use exception for hot bitches with issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181383)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: Filthy Bateful Stead

kind of how i feel after spending time around people who went to crappy law schools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181128)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 3:12 AM
Author: Turquoise Multi-colored Milk Station

post hte pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17187842)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 AM
Author: aqua autistic mediation theater

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180822)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:51 AM
Author: Wonderful Crotch Stag Film

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180828)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 2:55 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

here you go pussy galoar

another girl, who knew i was attorney, wanted to know how much trouble she was in. She is black and was adopted by a white family. She was apparently the caregiver for her sick grandfather...making five dollars in hour. She contends that her grandfather, on his deathbed, felt bad about the lowly wages she was receiving, so offered her, in her words, a prepaid credit card from Marathon Gas worth 900 Dollars. She subsequently used that Card, which was not prepaid but a standard credit card, to purchase 600 dollars worth of prepaid gas cards which she could then sell to various people. Sounds kosher, right? Well, her family has filed charges given that she didnt use the "card" until after her grandfather died. She kept on looking at me, while snorting various lines of various drugs, you believe me right? and i just nodded yes...while i thought to myself does this bitch really think i am that stupid? there are just a billion things wrong with her narrative...and i kept wondering, why even tell me this? My guess is she was feeding me a line to see if it might work in court...she also asked if failing to appear for heroine possession meant she would get in more trouble...These poor souls can be defined by a tendency to self-destruct...failing to appear at court is a perfect illustration of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17182103)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 3:09 PM
Author: Brilliant Chest-beating Abode Rigor

It's amazing how people like this feed the biggest loads of bullshit to you and it *never even occurs to them* that you might be smart enough to see through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17182190)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:25 PM
Author: Filthy Bateful Stead

perhaps it *never occurs to him* how, today, they are also ridiculing him, and his need to dabble in their squalor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183396)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:43 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

wtf? You think i wanted to listen to this shit? you think i dabbled in their business? have you ever been around a methhead after a fix? They will force you into a corner and start talking...completely unaware of your discomfort...all you can do is nod and repeat things they say as questions...like, he says: "i never got my diploma", I say: you never got your diploma?" its cathartic for them...and for a moment, they feel better. SO no, most likely they appreciated my attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183509)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:25 PM
Author: Pontificating depressive

lol fuck those methheads, if you're weren't surrounded by em I'd break his fucking nose with my elbow like *BAM*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184163)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 4:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fear-inspiring Wrinkle

oh yeah, you definitely want to fight a probably HIV-positive methhead with psychotic rage-induced strength

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19112904)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Chest-beating Abode Rigor

Yes, perhaps they're simply having a good laugh - they're not actually unemployed methheads, they're just pretending for the day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183531)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: Filthy Bateful Stead

even unemployed methheads ridicule people who went to mediocre law schools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184393)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

The meth-head of your world is a highly nuanced beast, indeed. Projection Fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184439)



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Date: August 19th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: thriller federal ceo dingle berry

You seem dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#18789161)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:58 AM
Author: Comical mewling wagecucks deer antler

At what point do you move on and realize the friends you had in hs are gone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180853)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

Exactly 7 oclock in the morning...when i was sober enough to drive home...I had to take a Soul-Shower to cleanse my being...I dont judge at all...but though i always hear about the horror-stories of addiction...its quite another to be at ground zero for an entire night...its also distinct from the college drug experience...its like watching Basketball Diaries in 3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180867)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Comical mewling wagecucks deer antler

i stopped hanging around my druggie friends after my first spring break in college. Until recently I stopped doing drugs altogether.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180874)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: racy chocolate bawdyhouse regret

are you that stupid ellipsis troll who claims to have gone to HYMPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180879)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:06 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

loaded question...and No...I neither troll nor make unfounded academic claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17180899)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:21 PM
Author: beta lavender church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181024)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 12:58 PM
Author: olive nursing home candlestick maker

Clonazepam

also good if you got a PSG1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181309)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 2:58 AM
Author: Talented disturbing mad cow disease

1 fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17187804)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:17 PM
Author: Cerebral wine library

goddammit sniper wolf was a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876170)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 1:04 PM
Author: Sable razzmatazz newt

lol @ your spelling of xanax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181354)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 1:11 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

i cant spell the clozamathingy either. All the drugs are tough to spell. I was on Adderall for six years and i still cant spell it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17181389)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 2:56 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling uncleanness

yeah i was wondering "is he talking about xanax or is there some new kind of hillbilly drug?" throughout the entire story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17182117)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 3:02 PM
Author: Orange concupiscible parlour

Zanex by Billy Zane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17182147)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: amber supple skinny woman theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184216)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 2:57 PM
Author: Sepia stirring national security agency

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17182120)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 3:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Bespoke Rehab Sweet Tailpipe

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17182172)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 3:49 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

I have a post script to this entire story after receiving a call from a private number in the last hour...I would love to divulge, but in doing so, most people would conclude this whole thing was just a flame...thats how bizarre this shit was and continues to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17182486)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:21 PM
Author: Filthy Bateful Stead

good story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183382)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Bespoke Rehab Sweet Tailpipe

just do it bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184131)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

alright....as a tribute to the passive-aggressives loitering about on this board...i.e the renada dude above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184220)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 3:59 PM
Author: cyan effete elastic band hell

reminds me of when i hang out with an old hs buddy who used was slangin. all sorts of randoms would stop by his pad to pick up and stick around to shoot the breeze and get high. once, i went over during the day and the apt was pitch black w/ candles lit every where b/c they were late on utilities.

your story is way more interesting though. aside from the theft, would you say that the druggie chicks were actually kind of nice? not sure how to explain, but i actually found them to be likable in a way. more so than my LS classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17182574)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:49 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

superficially, perhaps...and with people they are unfamiliar...but they are mentally, physically, and emmotionally in a place where their first and only priority is getting a fix. Thus they are highly manipulative and associate with other highly manipulative people...resulting in FUCKED up back-stabbing relationships...which just fuels the cycle. They also tend to have big ole chips on their shoulders...its all quite fucking sad. The ones i met had that bipolar thing going where after a fix they were almost euphoric...but ten minutes later they are screaming at their bf\gf...im still a little uneasy about the whole thing...very informative...one or two poor choices can make a difference between a standard fucked up life (most of ours) and a truly unforgiving existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183556)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:30 PM
Author: 180 topaz site

damn, if i hadnt called in sick this morning cuz its cold out and I wanted to sleep in, i would have been at work reading this thread and would have seen the pictures.

wtf are you doing in a trailer with these people. that kinda dangererous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183431)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:52 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

initially i was just seeing a friend from HS...but then as the night wore on...all their drug friends started showing up...i was worried about a sherrif visit...i mean it was a busted methlab...once i got home i felt pure relief...but i wasnt driving drunk...so i was stuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183584)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 5:58 PM
Author: sick vengeful black woman

Most entertaining thread of 2011? maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17183609)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:28 PM
Author: Pontificating depressive

tell us about the random phone call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184179)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 7:45 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

At one point that night, two dudes came in...just normal dudes, seemed more or less ok. They started asking me shit in a way that while seemed benign and courteous, was really an indirect way to determine if i was gay. I didnt think much of it, but later found out they were gay dudes from the boondocks. Anyways, they were pretty chill and of all the people there, they were the only ones who seemed to notice the crazy happening all over the place and comment about it intelligently. Today, i got a text message from a private number saying that this was Josh and that his boyfriend had gotten in trouble and needed some advice...and gave me a number to call. I didnt know how he got my phonenumber but i called back, assuming it was a dui or something...when he answered he told me that is boyfriend had started stabbing himself the night before in the chest and on the wrist...and that they called the ambulance. when the ambulance came, a sheriff also responded, who when running the dudes name, discovered a bench warrant on the dude for some minor felony. Do not collect 200 dollars do not pass go..go directly to jail. I was like, fuck dude, thats a little above my paygrade...and told him to keep me updated. Perfect bookend to that whole experience...even the seemingly sane kids were hiding some serious fucking demons...and somehow, because i was an "attorney" i had answers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184309)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 8:39 PM
Author: Pontificating depressive

what sort of questions were they asking you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184802)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: cerise curious hospital

Do you like running through cornfields?

Do you like wrestling?

Have you ever looked at the Washington Monument with longing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184955)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 9:31 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

oh those questions...shit you wouldn't normally ask somebody you first meet...but not completely out of the normal.

1. whats your name

2. how old are you

3. Why didnt you bring your girlfriend?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185112)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 9:28 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

thats whats funny...they don't really ask questions...they lecture...One did ask me if i was a cop and that if i was a cop i had to tell them so...I told them they watched too many movies...My dad's a judge so when my last name came up...one guy (the gay guy who stabbed himself the next night) started freaking out. Many people have a distorted understanding of county and state judges...like their some type of local royalty and all powerful...they are paranoid but not paranoid enough not to drive out at 5 in the morning to wait in a krogers parking lot for their dealer to give them 40 bucks worth of dope...They also cheat the hell out of each other when it comes to that latenight dope...theyll come back with a lot less then what the othesr paid in...and just say they got short changed...they all do it...and yet they all still use that same excuse. I kind of laughed at that...or they will close the door and tell one of the many people in the cramped living room to come in the bathroom just to talk..as if the others dont know that they are smoking the dope they had skimmed off the top...and the look of dejection on the face of the ones still out in the living room her werent chosen...so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185100)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 3:22 AM
Author: big school windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17187879)



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Date: August 19th, 2011 12:14 PM
Author: odious brass trailer park

Jesus Christ that's depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#18789134)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: cerise curious hospital

I've spent more time around meth doods than I want to think about; they're a uniquely messed up segment of the population. It's a truly terrible drug.

My least favorite aspect is the intense paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17184965)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 10:50 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum

how did you come to associate with meth doods? i've only known two people who were post-meth. where do you guys meet these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17185962)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:05 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laughsome Fat Ankles Forum

did you witness any meth rage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17186160)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:31 AM
Author: Chestnut locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17188111)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 3:42 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

UPDATE:

The hot white bitch that was rapping got stuck in a ditch on the way home that night and was awarded, for her efforts, a DUI by the State Highway Patrol

The dude that fell asleep with a parvo-stricken pitbull puppy in his arms just informed me that he was being investigated for fucking a 12 year old girl in his car. He asked me if i would represent him. I said No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17875884)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Resort Azn

i will rep him if he has her throw me some bjs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876160)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:19 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

hes black in a very white county. are a few blow jobs from a life-pwned 12 year old worth it? if so...i can indubitably set this up for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876185)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: Coral persian dog poop

Was the 12 yr old white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876264)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:34 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

indubitably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876266)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: Coral persian dog poop

Was the 12 yr old white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876298)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:39 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

undoubtedly

(yes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876308)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: lascivious rusted really tough guy antidepressant drug

"investigated" lol wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876175)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:20 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

mother of 12 year old made the claim...cops ask stupid guy if they can take his car for testing. stupid guy stupidly says ok. says they will likely find all types of dna in said car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876189)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:22 PM
Author: lascivious rusted really tough guy antidepressant drug

wait wtf? why would he let them take his car??

also, shitbag town police can dna test a car?

also, uh ... how'd he hook things up with the 12 yr old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876194)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:26 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

no, they send it off to _______ county lab. A private firm that does the important shit. (i think) And when it comes to fucking twelve years olds, well the detectives have shit at their disposal. he gave them the car because he is a fucking methhead junky that fucks twelve year olds in his car. (thus stupid)

He knew the girls mother and lived in the same apartment complex. (apparently she was really mature..but white...so when her crackwhore mother found out she went straight to the FIVE O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876220)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring navy potus digit ratio

Flame went too far. Black people don't do meth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876232)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:29 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

i dont really do flame, broski. And yes, yes they do. Especially in rural fucking ohio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876238)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 5:13 PM
Author: Coral persian dog poop

Your friends sounds like a dirtbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876512)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 5:14 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

the "rapist" was not really my friend...he was a friend of my friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876517)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:45 PM
Author: sexy mustard orchestra pit

how do you know these people? and why are you still hangoing out with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876349)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

two were good friends from high school that lost their way. The rest are the friends they contracted during their descent into shitsville. I do not hang out with them anymore. it was a one time thing. (They also live 35 minutes from where i now live)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17876358)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 4:36 PM
Author: Henna Public Bath

Please post a picture of the hot methhead. I read the entire thread looking for it and still have not seen her. It would add a lot to the story and you can take it down again. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#17884443)



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Date: August 19th, 2011 11:50 AM
Author: Chestnut locus

sorry, forget their names, brotato

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#18789057)



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Date: August 19th, 2011 12:20 PM
Author: histrionic son of senegal

Her name was Kreayshawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#18789146)



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Date: August 19th, 2011 10:04 PM
Author: umber mind-boggling base

jesus christ. this is worse than the poortown thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#18792455)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 4:36 PM
Author: Chestnut locus

UPDATE!!!!!

Black Guy is NOW in JAIL, arrested for raping not ONE, not TWO, but THREE girls under the age of 13 while also engaging in consensual but otherwise illegal sexual activity with a couple of other girls under the age of 16.

this is NOT FLAME.

guy gave the authorities his car to analyze for evidence even BEFORE they had a warrant or probable cause to do...apparently, they found some corroborating cum-stains in the toyota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19108654)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:10 PM
Author: smoky trip therapy casino

wow. fantastic story, friend. I imagine he will have a rough time in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19110605)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:26 AM
Author: Carnelian prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19112882)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fear-inspiring Wrinkle

great story. they sound way worse than the heroin addicts i used to know. they were generally chilled the fuck out as long as they had their medicine. unfortunately, their medicine ended up killing one of them. guy was barely 20 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19112896)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 4:34 AM
Author: exhilarant mood

still waiting to hear the part about the "zanex"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19112927)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 4:47 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke house

I think thats xanax and clonazepam (i.e klonopin). Good chill drugs though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19112930)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 4:52 AM
Author: cyan effete elastic band hell

what's so good about xanax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19112935)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 4:56 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke house

Makes you feel chill happy and unconcerned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550124&forum_id=2#19112940)