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Wait, am I supposed to tip more than $5 on food delivery?

http://us.cnn.com/2013/05/28/us/florida-papa-johns-racist-ra...
puce dingle berry
  06/06/13
ITT p00r fats discussing ways to tip p00rs for getting more ...
bisexual brindle market queen of the night
  06/06/13
I usually tip $1-2 for pizza delivery.
Talented hospital kitty cat
  06/06/13
2 seems like the bare minimum. I tip between 3-5 depending o...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
i'm not tipping $3-5 for some guy to bring me a $12 pizza.
Talented hospital kitty cat
  06/06/13
I usually pick up small orders for that reason. Guy has to m...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
great, so in sympathy for the delivery dude you just deprive...
thirsty brethren
  06/06/13
I still use him for larger orders, no need to get irate, mat...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
just fuckin with you, I do similar things, will usually do c...
thirsty brethren
  06/06/13
But he provides a job to the oil derrick dood
Milky indirect expression theater stage
  06/06/13
$2
Topaz native
  06/06/13
I give delivery 10%, with a $3 minimum.
Flesh Volcanic Crater University
  06/06/13
What if the order is like $31?
Smoky Demanding Church Therapy
  06/06/13
i usually round up. when a single buck makes the difference...
Flesh Volcanic Crater University
  06/06/13
20% or more Driving over to someone's house and carrying ...
razzle-dazzle crackhouse idea he suggested
  06/06/13
Sometimes I just shake my head at your incredible stupidity....
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
1. No, not all delivery drivers get minimum wage. 2. You ...
razzle-dazzle crackhouse idea he suggested
  06/06/13
1. Where is this? 2. Lol you're such a dumb cunt. 3. ...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
I was a delivery driver as a summer job once. you aren't gua...
galvanic toaster locale
  06/06/13
that's not the metric. Delivery drivers and waiters are not ...
thirsty brethren
  06/06/13
waiters don't get robbed in the hood
cracking base
  06/06/13
pay for drivers is basically enough to cover gas
razzle-dazzle crackhouse idea he suggested
  06/06/13
lol, i mean... lol
thirsty brethren
  06/06/13
I guess the crazy thing is that I don't have a rich father w...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
you don't need a rich father to tip on pizza, jfc. Bein...
razzle-dazzle crackhouse idea he suggested
  06/06/13
You're the dumbest bitch in the history of the internet
Electric Forum Turdskin
  06/06/13
...
Bronze irate filthpig
  06/06/13
...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
...
disturbing insanely creepy stock car
  06/06/13
shut the fuck up
Dull shitlib codepig
  06/06/13
*blows up two businesses financed by her parents money*
vigorous location
  06/06/13
(guy who tips the plumber 75%)
Milky indirect expression theater stage
  06/06/13
(stupid bitch)
Electric Forum Turdskin
  06/06/13
Between $1-3 for most orders. Might tip more if I order a t...
Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria
  06/06/13
why would the complexity of the food impact your tip to the ...
Flesh Volcanic Crater University
  06/06/13
For example, I order stuff that would get fucked up if misha...
Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria
  06/06/13
In the age of computer orders it doesn't matter. Back in the...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
the only thing that has changed in the computer age is they ...
Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria
  06/06/13
Who the fuck gets burgers delivered?
Mewling magical church building
  06/07/13
in many an urban paradise, you can get pretty much anything ...
trip home pistol
  06/07/13
Yeah if them handing you your order takes longer then hey wh...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
Question for CGM: what is appropriate tip on scammed pizza?
fiercely-loyal principal's office
  06/06/13
0 because fuck them they should get a job frakking EDIT: ...
Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria
  06/06/13
If I get comped a meal at a place, I usually tip close to 10...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
i tip generously when comped, but 100% is kind of nuts man.
Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria
  06/06/13
...
Milky indirect expression theater stage
  06/06/13
I figure I'm a regular, it gets me way better service. That'...
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
fair enough, man.
Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria
  06/06/13
I'm still saving 20%!
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
...
Bronze irate filthpig
  06/06/13
Lol
trip home pistol
  06/06/13
I always tip $3 on all delivery orders unless there is a bli...
crystalline skinny woman kitchen
  06/06/13
Cr. I always do exactly $3 whether it's a $12 order or $30 o...
boyish shivering son of senegal
  06/06/13
roughly $3 with an extra 10% for anything above 15
galvanic toaster locale
  06/06/13
For what it's worth, the guy didn't get a tip.
Bronze irate filthpig
  06/06/13
10%, $2 min. Oddly enough, I can't remember a time when I o...
concupiscible gay garrison cumskin
  06/06/13
$5 is a very high tip for delivery. Unless you get catering ...
Sepia prole feces
  06/06/13
If you can't afford at least $5 for the delivery guy, you sh...
Floppy house
  06/06/13
LOL at you giving your money to illegal immigrants for doing...
Histrionic rambunctious crotch property
  06/06/13
I can afford all sorts of stupid things.
supple rigpig round eye
  06/06/13
5 dollar tip or 21%, which is it?
Excitant Bistre Lettuce Business Firm
  06/06/13
What makes me irate is the places that charge a $3-5 "d...
boyish shivering son of senegal
  06/06/13
*is pizza franchisee* *claims that delivery fee is necess...
supple rigpig round eye
  06/06/13
Tipping is dumber than shit, and we're a bunch of morons who...
supple rigpig round eye
  06/06/13
Why does he show us his pizza box receipt if it doesn't show...
hairraiser claret office
  06/06/13
The black family did NOT tip. The driver was saying "if...
Twisted outnumbered dilemma
  06/06/13
delivery fee = mandatory tipping for the owner
supple rigpig round eye
  06/06/13
former pizza delivery bro here. 10% was pretty much standard...
Motley Confused Kitty
  06/06/13
He didnt tip $5. CNN is just doing their typical racist shit...
Mewling magical church building
  06/07/13
well, there's a discrepancy, my man. the customer says that ...
trip home pistol
  06/07/13
in the audio the guy who goes on a racist rant was the one w...
vibrant infuriating abode
  06/07/13
oh, interesting. one thing is for sure, thats one of the mos...
trip home pistol
  06/07/13
Why the fuck would you go on a racist no tipping rant if the...
Mewling magical church building
  06/07/13
LET ME EXPLAIN MY THEORY ONE MORE TIME: 1. dude is a raci...
trip home pistol
  06/07/13
Who is the dude? The black guy who didnt tip? You fucking ...
Mewling magical church building
  06/07/13
just read it again once more and i promise to poast at least...
trip home pistol
  06/07/13
$2 + the diff between my order and my firm meal allowance. I...
Stimulating regret pit
  06/07/13
what the fuck
Territorial knife
  06/07/13
what if you are a typical shitlib cnn racist and you get you...
Territorial knife
  06/07/13
smiles and says Matthew 5:12, have a blessed day! (no tip)
trip home pistol
  06/07/13
i've settled on $4 minimum, then an extra dollar or two if t...
sickened sound barrier
  06/07/13
Recap: 16.53 subtotal (including 2.4 delivery fee) - 2.1...
Excitant Bistre Lettuce Business Firm
  06/07/13


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Date: June 6th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: puce dingle berry

http://us.cnn.com/2013/05/28/us/florida-papa-johns-racist-rant/?iref=obnetwork

This african american bro tipped $5 on a $15 pizza and they went off on a racist rant on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340490)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: bisexual brindle market queen of the night

ITT p00r fats discussing ways to tip p00rs for getting more fat delivered.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340990)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Talented hospital kitty cat

I usually tip $1-2 for pizza delivery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340494)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: trip home pistol

2 seems like the bare minimum. I tip between 3-5 depending on time of day, size of order, whether a delivery charge is included, and inclement weather.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340620)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:33 PM
Author: Talented hospital kitty cat

i'm not tipping $3-5 for some guy to bring me a $12 pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340650)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:36 PM
Author: trip home pistol

I usually pick up small orders for that reason. Guy has to make the same trip despite whether it is 1 or 3 pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340664)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: thirsty brethren

great, so in sympathy for the delivery dude you just deprive him of his job altogether

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340671)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: trip home pistol

I still use him for larger orders, no need to get irate, mate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340675)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: thirsty brethren

just fuckin with you, I do similar things, will usually do carryout rather than delivery on small stuff since I don't want to tip more than $2 on a $12 order but I feel cheap doing so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340703)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: Milky indirect expression theater stage

But he provides a job to the oil derrick dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340713)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: Topaz native

$2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340578)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Flesh Volcanic Crater University

I give delivery 10%, with a $3 minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340598)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:59 PM
Author: Smoky Demanding Church Therapy

What if the order is like $31?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340767)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:04 PM
Author: Flesh Volcanic Crater University

i usually round up. when a single buck makes the difference between a good tip and an average tip, why not leave the dollar? same reason i tip the waitress three bucks instead of two on an 8-10 dollar breakfast order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340791)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse idea he suggested

20% or more

Driving over to someone's house and carrying your order up the stairs is way more work than placing a plate on your table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340610)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:25 PM
Author: trip home pistol

Sometimes I just shake my head at your incredible stupidity.

1. Drivers get paid minimum wage at least.

2. You can deliver multiple pizzas in a short time frame.

3. You're a dumb whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340616)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse idea he suggested

1. No, not all delivery drivers get minimum wage.

2. You can put plates on a table in a much shorter time frame.

3. You're a cheap fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340636)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:31 PM
Author: trip home pistol

1. Where is this?

2. Lol you're such a dumb cunt.

3. No, I'm actually a good tipper and generally generous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340639)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: galvanic toaster locale

I was a delivery driver as a summer job once. you aren't guaranteed shit in many cases and make all your money off tips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340691)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: thirsty brethren

that's not the metric. Delivery drivers and waiters are not paid similarly. Also, being a waiter is much harder than being a pizza delivery guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340618)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: cracking base

waiters don't get robbed in the hood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340630)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse idea he suggested

pay for drivers is basically enough to cover gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340631)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: thirsty brethren

lol, i mean... lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340635)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: trip home pistol

I guess the crazy thing is that I don't have a rich father who completely finances my lifestyle so I make decisions a little differently than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340637)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse idea he suggested

you don't need a rich father to tip on pizza, jfc.

Being broke doesn't justify ripping people off. In fact, it's well documented that the middle class tip better because they empathize more.

lol at being so entitled to think someone's time is almost worthless. Sure, I'm the spoiled one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340712)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Electric Forum Turdskin

You're the dumbest bitch in the history of the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340809)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:12 PM
Author: Bronze irate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340838)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: trip home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340846)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:37 PM
Author: disturbing insanely creepy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340943)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: Dull shitlib codepig

shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340642)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: vigorous location

*blows up two businesses financed by her parents money*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340683)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: Milky indirect expression theater stage

(guy who tips the plumber 75%)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340698)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Electric Forum Turdskin

(stupid bitch)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340797)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:31 PM
Author: Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria

Between $1-3 for most orders. Might tip more if I order a ton of food or something really complex, but that is rare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340638)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: Flesh Volcanic Crater University

why would the complexity of the food impact your tip to the delivery guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340643)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria

For example, I order stuff that would get fucked up if mishandled (e.g. soup) and the delivery guy handles it fast/well even though he is on a bike. These are rare exceptions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340655)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: trip home pistol

In the age of computer orders it doesn't matter. Back in the day when my gf would be like can you do one quarter with no cheese and one quarter with like a little cheese and light sauce pleeeeease? I would tip more out of general embarrassment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340657)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:36 PM
Author: Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria

the only thing that has changed in the computer age is they are more likely to ignore/miss special requests like this and fuck it up. my friend is weird and morally outraged by the idea of veggies on her cheeseburger (even on the side), but i can count on one hand the number of times the delivery place actually gets that right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340663)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:17 AM
Author: Mewling magical church building

Who the fuck gets burgers delivered?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345529)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: trip home pistol

in many an urban paradise, you can get pretty much anything delivered, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345541)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: trip home pistol

Yeah if them handing you your order takes longer then hey what's up your total is .... a larger tip is warranted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340645)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal principal's office

Question for CGM: what is appropriate tip on scammed pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340660)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:36 PM
Author: Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria

0 because fuck them they should get a job frakking

EDIT: to be clear this is what i assume CGM would say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340666)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: trip home pistol

If I get comped a meal at a place, I usually tip close to 100%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340672)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria

i tip generously when comped, but 100% is kind of nuts man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340677)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Milky indirect expression theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340711)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: trip home pistol

I figure I'm a regular, it gets me way better service. That's why I'm getting comped the meal in the first place, so I take care of my guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340844)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:16 PM
Author: Lavender Disgusting School Cafeteria

fair enough, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340852)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: trip home pistol

I'm still saving 20%!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340954)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Bronze irate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340795)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: trip home pistol

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340668)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: crystalline skinny woman kitchen

I always tip $3 on all delivery orders unless there is a blizzard out or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340681)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:27 PM
Author: boyish shivering son of senegal

Cr. I always do exactly $3 whether it's a $12 order or $30 order. $3 is standard IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342099)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: galvanic toaster locale

roughly $3 with an extra 10% for anything above 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340709)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:01 PM
Author: Bronze irate filthpig

For what it's worth, the guy didn't get a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340776)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:08 PM
Author: concupiscible gay garrison cumskin

10%, $2 min. Oddly enough, I can't remember a time when I ordered delivery outside of MFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340805)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: Sepia prole feces

$5 is a very high tip for delivery. Unless you get catering or like 15 pizzas or something, $3 is a respectable enough tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340961)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: Floppy house

If you can't afford at least $5 for the delivery guy, you should just go pick the pizza up yourself. What the fuck is wrong with you cheap fucks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23341107)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:32 PM
Author: Histrionic rambunctious crotch property

LOL at you giving your money to illegal immigrants for doing a 2 minute job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342116)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:44 PM
Author: supple rigpig round eye

I can afford all sorts of stupid things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342184)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Excitant Bistre Lettuce Business Firm

5 dollar tip or 21%, which is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342139)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:41 PM
Author: boyish shivering son of senegal

What makes me irate is the places that charge a $3-5 "delivery fee" and then you are still expected to tip another $3+ on top of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342165)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:46 PM
Author: supple rigpig round eye

*is pizza franchisee*

*claims that delivery fee is necessary to cover the implied cost of over $1,500/month to insure each delivery driver*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342192)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:43 PM
Author: supple rigpig round eye

Tipping is dumber than shit, and we're a bunch of morons who can't figure out how to get rid of it, even though virtually no one likes tipping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342180)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:46 PM
Author: hairraiser claret office

Why does he show us his pizza box receipt if it doesn't show any proof that he tipped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342190)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:46 PM
Author: Twisted outnumbered dilemma

The black family did NOT tip. The driver was saying "if he had tipped 5 he would have been an upstanding african american gentlemen". Similar to the Chris Rock nigger routine. (niggers vs black people etc.)

When they said they tipped "21%" they just took the tax and delivery fee (neither of which are tips) and calculated that as a percentage of the total, which comes out to 21%. Look at the receipt and do the math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342191)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:49 PM
Author: supple rigpig round eye

delivery fee = mandatory tipping for the owner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342209)



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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Motley Confused Kitty

former pizza delivery bro here. 10% was pretty much standard when i was doing this in high school, and the restaurant standard at the time was 15%. you also get used to shitty tips because people who pay cash always seem to be a little short. it balances out with situations like the one from the news story where the guy clearly just had a $20 and was like "keep it."

also, rasquie is retarded. no pizza chain delivery driver makes sub-minimum wage. you make a decent hourly, though you do pay for your own gas. generally delivery drivers don't a give a flying fuck about individual tips - it's all about volume. also ex-delivery guys tend to tip the minimum acceptable because we understand all this, so you're not some hero to the working class because you plopped down $2 extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342224)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Mewling magical church building

He didnt tip $5. CNN is just doing their typical racist shitlib fact shifting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345506)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: trip home pistol

well, there's a discrepancy, my man. the customer says that he tipped 21% "as usual." and the delivery guy says he didn't tip anything. Either of them could be lying to enhance their story: the delivery guy because he wanted to tell a racist story and getting no tip made his story appealing to less racist delivery bros. The customer because if he didn't give a tip at all people would be like, well....i decry the racism! but damnit those people should fucking learn to tip.

I don't know. But we should probably focus on the epic self-pwnage aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345538)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:25 AM
Author: vibrant infuriating abode

in the audio the guy who goes on a racist rant was the one who asked if his friend was tipped, not the one who says he wasn't tipped.

Could be the racist guy was tipped by a black dude but his friend wasn't. Depends on whose phone it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345554)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: trip home pistol

oh, interesting. one thing is for sure, thats one of the most epic misdials of all time. I don't even know how that is possible...it would be damn near impossible on an iphone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345563)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Mewling magical church building

Why the fuck would you go on a racist no tipping rant if they tipped $5 on a $15 order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345561)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: trip home pistol

LET ME EXPLAIN MY THEORY ONE MORE TIME:

1. dude is a racist.

2. dude is surrounded by non-racists.

3. dude creates story which makes the targets of his racism appear bad in which the target performs an action loathed within his subcommunity (not tipping in the delivery community).

Now, it appears that this is NOT what happened here, but that was my working theory. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345566)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Mewling magical church building

Who is the dude? The black guy who didnt tip? You fucking suck at explaining things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345574)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:37 AM
Author: trip home pistol

just read it again once more and i promise to poast at least three times in your taking questions on living with aspergers thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345585)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:12 AM
Author: Stimulating regret pit

$2 + the diff between my order and my firm meal allowance. I'm not paying, so what do I care if the guy gets a $4 tip sometimes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345511)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:15 AM
Author: Territorial knife

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345523)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:27 AM
Author: Territorial knife

what if you are a typical shitlib cnn racist and you get your chick fil a delivered from the cnn center by a nice white christian virgin girl as usual how much do you tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345559)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: trip home pistol

smiles and says Matthew 5:12, have a blessed day! (no tip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345573)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: sickened sound barrier

i've settled on $4 minimum, then an extra dollar or two if the order is $35-45. $10 if it's snowing or raining hard (MFH so these doods are riding around in bikes in the rain/snow).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345612)



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Date: June 7th, 2013 3:20 PM
Author: Excitant Bistre Lettuce Business Firm

Recap:

16.53 subtotal (including 2.4 delivery fee) - 2.13 discount = 14.4 adjusted subtotal + 0.86 tax = 15.26 total

2.4 delivery fee + 0.86 tax = 3.2

/15.26 total = 21%

The guy thought the delivery fee and tax was the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23347365)