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Prole employees live and die based on "survey scores" (evan39)
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:00 AM Author: splenetic hospital Almost every major company these days rates employees based on absurd "customer satisfaction" surveys that can have a dramatic impact on promotions, bonuses, and even employment. It's gotten to the point where employees practically beg customers for a top score via emails and multiple voicemails until the "survey" is completed.
I'm somewhat immune from the situation due to my position and also the fact that I always do a good job, but the proles beneath me live in fear of these ridiculous surveys. Isn't it sickening to see what GC has done to people? By the way, if you liked this poast, please give me five stars on Yelp. Thanks, and have a great day! |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:51 AM Author: splenetic hospital I'm not familiar with that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084794) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:06 AM Author: Cracking Crackhouse Headpube Ljl how people are so afraid of losing their jobs what a sick country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084265) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:10 AM Author: splenetic hospital I went to a car dealership for routine maintenance the other day and have gotten no fewer than three voicemails from the "sales associate" who wants those survey scores. I'm going to give him a shit score just for being a pest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084285) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:30 AM Author: Learning disabled mildly autistic institution Don't do that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084412) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:38 AM Author: splenetic hospital Why not? I have a legitimate grievance, and am not going to give them a "top score" just because they're begging. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084462) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:57 AM Author: Learning disabled mildly autistic institution Just leave them be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084545) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:58 AM Author: splenetic hospital They sure as hell won't leave me be, that's for sure. It's completely inappropriate and unprofessional to contact a customer repeatedly just to get some ridiculous score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084550) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:07 AM Author: Learning disabled mildly autistic institution Enjoy your life and stop being so petty and spiteful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084616) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:08 AM Author: splenetic hospital So just give in to GC and their pressure tactics? No way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084627) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:10 AM Author: Learning disabled mildly autistic institution No you just ignore it jeez man. I'm not saying to give a glowing review, I'm saying just don't give any review In general I'd like to see you poast more positively bro. You seem really unhappy |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:12 AM Author: splenetic hospital I take pleasure in giving poor reviews if they deserve it. I can picture the sales dork being called into his boss' office as they go over the results. I imagine his embarrassment, frustration, and anger as he realizes he fucked up. Damn, might lose the truck. Might lose Stacey. Might lose everything. Again, I take immense pleasure in doing this and will continue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084657) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:13 AM Author: Flirting idiot CR. Just think how in old movies and novels and stuff a middle class provider guy with no college degree could just walk out on a job and family to start over again in the next town. People could buy the cliche and retain suspension of disbelief because they knew it wasn't so terribly difficult to just get a decent job and pay bills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084303) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:53 AM Author: effete puce stage degenerate years ago i had a ghetto caribbean islander type come to install my satellite tv.
dude was SPS; tracked in dirt all over my carpet, talked to some skank on his motorola flip phone the whole time, fucked up my wall, and asked me for a bottle of water and then didn't thank me for it.
they have to call into some tech center to relay various numbers to get the shit all activated, and once they finish, they're supposed to give you a number that you call so that the company can verify shit went smoothly, yada yada.
this motherfucker hung up with his tech people and then dialed the feedback number on his phone and handed it to me so that he could stand there and try to peer pressure me into giving him 5 star ratings. |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:55 AM Author: Flirting idiot What did you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084536) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:58 AM Author: effete puce stage degenerate played along with the charade while he was there and then called back as soon as he left and told them about my complaints plus the fact that he tried to game me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084548) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:59 AM Author: Flirting idiot Were you concerned about how he might react if you politely told him to fuck off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084558) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:03 AM Author: effete puce stage degenerate a little. he had a box cutter and power drill with a monster bit in his hands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084583) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:48 PM Author: maize fiercely-loyal brunch hissy fit Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33090146) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:01 AM Author: underhanded aqua son of senegal why didn't you try to extort sexual favors in exchange for a good rating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084570) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:04 AM Author: effete puce stage degenerate i'm not into BBC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084590) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:55 AM Author: splenetic hospital That's insane. Some guy who worked on my car tried to pressure me like that once. Whined that he "wouldn't get paid" unless I gave him the top score on everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084537) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:58 AM Author: exciting heaven I would have told him to leave immediately, then left him shit reviews everywhere and possibly sued for the wall damage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084554) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:00 AM Author: Flirting idiot Sued? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084563) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:02 AM Author: exciting heaven Fucked up his wall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084574) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:23 AM Author: Flirting idiot No I meant you would seriously consider doing this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084696) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:26 AM Author: Cracking Crackhouse Headpube He's a jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084710) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:37 AM Author: exciting heaven If someone was a) an outrageous asshole, and b) fucked up my wall? Yes.
By the way, I've never had an incident as bad as that. |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: pearl exhilarant church gay wizard so you would try to drag the cable installer into county small claims court? because that's the only way you'll have a prayer of recovery that doesn't cost more than fixing the damage in time-dollar value and your filing fees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33090022) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:57 AM Author: Hyperactive faggot firefighter legal warrant No you wouldn't. You would have stroked him to completion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33091666) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:54 AM Author: Dashing sooty hell tattoo And US News rankings, and Vault rankings, and Chambers rankings, and Megapoaster Madness rankings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084532) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:56 AM Author: underhanded aqua son of senegal it's not just proles. everyone is getting fucked over by metricmaniacal manager goons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084540) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: shaky whorehouse round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33089927) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 1:58 AM Author: Dashing sooty hell tattoo You know, I called FedEx the other day because my tracker said "DELIVERY FAILURE," and I thought some nog had absconded with my new computer. I called FedEx customer service, got the "the following call will be recorded" notice, and--to my shock--got connected to a young White woman, who of course was patient, concise, and helpful. At the end of the call, I made sure to say, very slowly and clearly, "Thank you, Amy, that's very reassuring and helpful."
I didn't know White people still worked. I thought they were all dying off from existential despair and opioid overdose. I hope I helped her in some way. |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:12 AM Author: Crystalline Address Electric Furnace When call centre people are actually helpful (rare event) I make sure to compliment them because I hope it feeds into their feedback score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084655) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 3:02 AM Author: Razzmatazz Genital Piercing Recorded calls are almost always for QA purposes. So you can tell the employee what a great job they did over the phone but if they do something like forget to ask you if you need anything else or have the "wrong tone" they get dinged regardless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084829) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:32 AM Author: coral background story This is cr, call centers for places like Wells Fargo or whatever don't give a shit about how pleasant your interaction was, their metric is did the call center peon push whatever useless product or upgrade they're shilling that month aggressively enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33085175) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:42 PM Author: 180 autistic meetinghouse pisswyrm Same here - I shoot the shit with them, joke around, try to make them happy, etc. I have a blast talking to Gladys in Bentonville, AR about my tire rotation service. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33090078) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:02 AM Author: splenetic hospital Keep in mind that 95% of the new cars I sell earn me a “mini” or minimum commission of $150 before taxes. That means that if someone absolutely LOVED me but thought that my coffee was sub par and put a 5 for “refreshments” on the survey that I effectively make about $20 for the sale and my time, I am definitely reprimanded by my managers and am one step closer to being replaced.
https://consumerist.com/2013/09/19/car-salesperson-give-me-perfect-survey-score-or-i-barely-get-paid/ |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:03 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle pea-brained jap set whenever i get good service i always make sure to hook the person up with a 180 review. i even recently called in somewhere and asked to speak to a manager, just to let them know that one of their people did a good job. goes a long way, and only takes a little time on my part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084579) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:06 AM Author: splenetic hospital But what about the times you've gotten poor or barely adequate service and STILL get pressured for top scores? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084609) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:07 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle pea-brained jap set i refuse. i don't ever give negative stores. kind of like tip: even when i get completely shitty service, i give 10%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084623) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone windowlicker You are part of the problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33089921) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:12 AM Author: Crystalline Address Electric Furnace If I am feeling kind I just don't post feedback. Otherwise I am honest and therefore brutal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084660) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 3:13 AM Author: Crystalline Address Electric Furnace Same here. If I get poor service I just refuse to participate in feedback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084860) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:16 AM Author: Soggy vivacious theatre not remotely true. evan is a fraud. carry on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084669) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 AM Author: splenetic hospital https://www.edmunds.com/car-buying/why-car-salespeople-beg-for-top-customer-survey-scores.html
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-04/tasty-taco-helpful-hygienist-are-all-those-surveys-of-any-use |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 3:11 AM Author: Stirring grizzly athletic conference turdskin The guy who fixed my cable a few weeks ago kind of harassed me into doing an online survey about his performance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33084858) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:27 AM Author: crimson comical chad principal's office I just bought a car from this schlubby Willie Loman type salesman. He talked about automation eliminating jobs and the bleak future for his profession. I felt a little bad for the guy and gave him the sale. I was going to buy this luxury car from somewhere anyway so I figured I might as well buy it from a guy who shared my outlook on life. As we're finishing up the deal and I'm getting ready to pick up my car he suddenly remembers that he forgot to show me the car's features on the MS Surface tablet during the sale. He was absolutely devastated. I told him I bought the car anyway and saw all of the features in person, so what did it matter. He explained that the customer survey would have two questions asking about the salesperson's use of the Surface to show the car's features. His previous two surveys were sunk because people wrote n/a. Anyway, I gave him 10's for everything. Hopefully he'll be ok. How sad that this nice man, even after a successful sale, has to worry about pointless, inconsequential BS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33085169) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 10:40 AM Author: flushed floppy home voyeur Jfc heartwrenching (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33085389) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: excitant lay Goddamn, that's sad, and it also makes me feel like lawyers might only be like 5-10 years behind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33089997) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:30 PM Author: excitant lay They're also a plague on academia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33089961) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: Snowy School Cafeteria I'll give bad restaurant reviews sometimes but I never fuck up a sales associate w a bad review. I just di no review. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33090052) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:47 AM Author: splenetic hospital So if you get bad service they face no consequences? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33091612) |
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Date: April 21st, 2017 2:01 AM Author: splenetic hospital UPDATE: I submitted a low survey score for the car dealership that screwed me around, and now the "service manager" is bombarding me with emails. He desperately wants to keep my business and is terrified I'll give them another bad score. This is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33124703) |
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Date: April 21st, 2017 2:14 AM Author: Mind-boggling regret nursing home Can these surveys really tell the company anything? Are they running regression analyses on the connection between survey answers and profitability? I've never bothered to fill one out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#33124742) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2024 1:58 AM Author: angry dopamine sandwich The surveys are never about the companies' policies. They always focus in on how the individual rep did so management and owners can escape accountability. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#48405053) |
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Date: December 1st, 2024 8:48 PM Author: splenetic hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#48399871) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2024 4:36 AM Author: Light Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#48400831) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2024 10:29 PM Author: splenetic hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#48404586) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2025 10:51 PM Author: splenetic hospital Still seeing this crap eight years later. There's a survey for this, a survey for that. Why didn't I get a bigger raise? Well, let's take a look at your survey score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585752&forum_id=2#48957790) |