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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Magenta friendly grandma The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM Author: plum water buffalo turdskin Sun is energy, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole
The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Twinkling razzle-dazzle hominid Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347) |
Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: bat shit crazy amethyst range That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Razzle chad laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Hairraiser area halford , he lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Appetizing misunderstood skinny woman knife Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM Author: Magenta friendly grandma You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM Author: Appetizing misunderstood skinny woman knife I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Clear crusty resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference
Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Clear crusty resort delusional take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: Wonderful messiness Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman *3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: aqua duck-like stain That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman Kenny is the quintessential xo tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Magenta friendly grandma Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Magenta friendly grandma And they're seething about their boy Carlos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: aqua duck-like stain so mad kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025
answer: ZERO
yep, parity |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: aqua duck-like stain Did Felix get a good night's sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Lemon soul-stirring hospital What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: aqua duck-like stain alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: aqua duck-like stain This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Magenta friendly grandma How many children did Fulano molest this week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: olive comical national We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: olive comical national Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman 189
and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM Author: aqua duck-like stain Kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Magenta friendly grandma Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: boyish walnut nursing home jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER
lol Kenny
Not even Federer and lance managed this.
Must be the spaghetti and paella. |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: boyish walnut nursing home jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: Magenta friendly grandma Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: mustard trip forum One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Magenta friendly grandma Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy excitant spot low IQ schtick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Magenta friendly grandma #1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis
Are you actually the one running a retard shtick? |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman #1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Magenta friendly grandma Every time?
https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Wonderful messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).
tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman Sinner finishes his season with…
58 wins 6 losses 6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000) 11.500 points
One of the best year end #2 seasons in history |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.
Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.
https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173 |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900 |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550
the market doesn't seem to agree with OP
https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: aqua duck-like stain Bump for AO and healthy meals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Glittery unholy doctorate market Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?
nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.
to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman wow i called this one re tien (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626059) |
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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49616728) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626057) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49632584) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Magenta friendly grandma Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?
Sinner lost
You were PWNED |
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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)
that's some serious parity. |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM Author: Magenta friendly grandma Sinner lost bitch
Cram it up your ass |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman ๐ฎ๐น Jannik Sinner & ๐ช๐ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw
๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ๐๐ข๐ก ๐กโ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ 2024, ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ ๐ข๐๐๐๐ฃ
https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454 |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49780103) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861962) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM Author: onyx chapel genital piercing At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.
Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.
The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad! |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.
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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49887699) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman #54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905054) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: aqua duck-like stain ran here. kenny vindicated again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905107) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Shimmering hilarious patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905296) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Magenta friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49919996) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope Bump for parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994012) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994028) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. Sinner is going to creampie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994053) |