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Rate my first ever oral argument in front of the appellate court (Chandler)

https://jcc.granicus.com/player/clip/8141?view_id=49&red...
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
CA Crim Appeals Lawyer here. You're a 180 orator, BUT y...
.,:,;,..,;.,::,..,:,.::,..,:,.,.:
  10/29/26
Thank you for the thoughtful response
turbo nigger
  10/29/26
TY brother this is scholarship. I 100% used lines to try to...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
The most important thing is that you impressed your XO bros....
.,:,;,..,;.,::,..,:,.::,..,:,.,.:
  10/29/26
Welp they both came out during this appeal process so not mu...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
You look and sound great brother
the wife guy cinematic universe
  10/28/26
Love you
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
its not the weight that's a problem, you look really hu...
'''''''"'''""'
  10/28/26
I took a Xanax which is deflecting from your accurate point
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
i did this a couple years ago before doing a presentation in...
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/29/26
This- disheveled puffy and ill-fitting suit
Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense
  10/28/26
180
scholarship
  10/28/26
A little fumble in the first sentence, but you really recove...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/28/26
i much prefer the scowl: "you cocksuckers, gimme my mon...
'''''''"'''""'
  10/28/26
I’m deaf af
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
You did way better than that dumb lady in black.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/28/26
You’re the only attorney who actually does this stuff ...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
I'm flattered man, thanks. Great time of year to be he...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/29/26
Aulani let me know if you want to hang, I tried to hang out ...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
alpha as fuck. im convinced
richard clock
  10/28/26
180 open- who was the fat pig sitting next to you ? Also y...
Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense
  10/28/26
opposing counsel comes off as smug and like the old xo meme ...
richard clock
  10/28/26
The girl next to me is my best employee and she is incredibl...
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
your best employee is Pam the HR Ninja? guess a chauffer is ...
Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense
  10/29/26
...
Manually Patching Allaire
  10/29/26
is cslg having his sycophants perform humiliation rituals to...
ferengi
  10/28/26
He was going to do this but had his divorce mediation the sa...
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
but why would you poast it knowing xo is gonna tear you apar...
ferengi
  10/28/26
I’m trying to create content, get advice and actual cr...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
180. not a lawmo but i'm glad he let u out of the cage....
ferengi
  10/29/26
No my time is best spent settling cases
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
spoken like a true native born son of the ID shops
Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense
  10/29/26
xo isn't tearing him apart Sis, did you read the commen...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/29/26
did you read my whole poast?
ferengi
  10/29/26
Was it long?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/29/26
...
Manually Patching Allaire
  10/29/26
Fucking lol
M. I. Gay
  10/29/26
Nice hair and voice
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/28/26
Hair is preternaturally black, but yes to both.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/29/26
You look way more lawyerly and rich than I do.
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
6’5 vs 5’11 you win
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
We need to hang out.
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
Join our golf crew?
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
you look extremely californian
CapTTTainFalcon
  10/29/26
WTF? Have you been to California?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/29/26
I’m from Hawaii
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
1800000000000000000000000 content brother we all need to ...
Manually Patching Allaire
  10/29/26
Love you brother
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
you need to start taking Retatrutide and Tesamorelin ASAP br...
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  10/29/26
Never heard of the second one
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
you can pair Tesamorelin with Ipamorelin for an even better ...
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  10/29/26
sick hairline. ignore the haters about your weight, you have...
a lawyer who posts on the internet
  10/29/26
agreed, he looks solid
richard clock
  10/29/26
u obviously got a hair transplant at some point
#pwned
  10/29/26
I have never taken any hair related drug, and my dad is BALD...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
people with bald ancestors are the exact cohort that gets pr...
#pwned
  10/29/26
Look at me man I have never cared about my appearance
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
You actually do care about your appearance though.
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  10/29/26
...
#pwned
  10/29/26
Look I do want my internet boyfriends to think I’m sex...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
"I don't care about my appearance!" *combs h...
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  10/29/26
I did not comb my hair nor dry clean that suit
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
One of the few things worse than talking to other lawyers is...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/29/26
The CA appellate justices aren't pompous, for the most ...
.,:,;,..,;.,::,..,:,.::,..,:,.,.:
  10/29/26
Don't do benzos ever
So we looked at the data
  10/29/26
i thought propanelol is for tremulous voice and hes not on i...
VoteRepublican
  10/29/26
they've just given up on life
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  10/29/26
The old Jewish woman justice (Rothschild) isn't fat at ...
.,:,;,..,;.,::,..,:,.::,..,:,.,.:
  10/29/26
“oh noes im scared of public speaking here let me numb...
#pwned
  10/29/26
don't forget he also pounded a few IPAs
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  10/29/26
I had liters of hofbrau after work to celebrate
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
ever bang the russian woman with down's syndrome?
peeface
  10/29/26
What the fuck are you talking about
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
yeah you did https://www.munckwilson.com/people/marina-v-...
peeface
  10/29/26
Was that the attorney in the first oral argument getting ree...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
yes sir
peeface
  10/29/26
180
sugarcult
  10/29/26
Everyone involved in law is so fucking ugly lol chandler has...
Genius Bear on the loose in Japan
  10/29/26
kenny is not named kenny and he posts here all the time
dog poop
  10/29/26
Lolsuit, pumos, CXII, scrambled monikers, poker streams, liv...
Labia Menorah
  10/29/26
hell yeah should i go on hustler again
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
Seeing you sit at the lawyer's table, deep in thought, ...
Labia Menorah
  10/29/26
My friend DGAF does the Wednesday lineups which are the leas...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
Did you know Jeremy Kaufman at all? I think at least half...
Labia Menorah
  10/29/26
I did not he played much bigger games than me, I’ve pl...
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
Opinion came in, we lost bros!
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
Certified for publication
chandler (retired)
  10/29/26
is something wrong with the lady at the beginning of the vid...
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/29/26


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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

https://jcc.granicus.com/player/clip/8141?view_id=49&redirect=true

Third case, starts at 58 minutes

Yes my weight is out of control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211531)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: .,:,;,..,;.,::,..,:,.::,..,:,.,.:


CA Crim Appeals Lawyer here. You're a 180 orator, BUT you're fishing in the wrong pond at the appeals court. I'd hire you any day to give a jury trial closing argument or elect you as a politician to give a speech on the legislative floor... but an oral argument at an intermediate appellate court is a totally different ballgame. Your fundamental mistake is you didn't play the game correctly.

Justice Kim asked you two different questions, and you sat there looking at a very hittable bitch each time. Her questions weren't softballs, but they weren't curveballs either or gotcha questions to make you look bad either.

One question was about preemption and the other was about legislative roles. She gave you the fair opportunity to address genuine concerns she had -- which is much better than a dead bench or a justice trying to make your position look dumb -- and you didn't answer her questions at all and just said what you wanted to say.

The only purpose of oral argument is try to flip a judge who may be open to seeing the other side. They already have a draft opinion going into oral argument and they have to release an opinion within 90 days, so it's obviously an uphill battle to flip them.

But if they ask a question, you need to see that as your opportunity to try to flip them. Most of the time at OA, I'm arguing to a dead bench who doesn't even bother to humor me with questions. If they ask a question, you need to do everything you can do address that justice's concern.

Even if you didn't think of a good answer right away to her questions, you could have circled back to her questions later in your argument or on rebuttal.

Also, the very end of your rebuttal -- "we're not asking for 6 or 7 figures, just 15k" -- would be been perfectly delivered as a jury trial closing argument, but it missed the mark here. These justices are technocrats, and this argument wouldn't have appealed to them even if you're 100% right. They're looking to affirm judgments in unpublished opinions on the simplest grounds possible. They're not looking to legislate from the bench or make groundbreaking law or get into policy shit. They're just looking to keep a low profile and not get reversed. They don't give an f about your policy and fairness arguments.

All this being said, I know nothing about your case and the relevant law, and I take it you have the much harder statutory argument and that you probably did the best you can with it. Also, nothing you said in the oral argument probably would have made a lick of difference because the case was already decided. But at the appeals court, your focus needs to be on technical legal arguments and not on jury trial theatrics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212165)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: turbo nigger

Thank you for the thoughtful response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212190)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

TY brother this is scholarship. I 100% used lines to try to garner emotion in my favor which is a jury trial tactic that probably has zero effect on these judges. Judge Kim did come from the PI courts relatively recently and she was silent during the other cases.

The third district ruled against our side in a very similar argument recently, and this district did as well (but a different division) in an unpublished opinion. I don’t think it’s a winner but I do think the case I mentioned repeatedly is our best argument in our favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212216)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: .,:,;,..,;.,::,..,:,.::,..,:,.,.:


The most important thing is that you impressed your XO bros. I'm probably the only poaster on here who noticed these flaws.

I'll reiterate that there's probably not a single thing you could have said or done either way at the OA that would have mattered one bit.

For me, keeping this in mind really helps take the pressure off at OA.

You're surely fucked if there are 2 recent bad cases. The unpublished case is just as good as published. The clerks can see the case and C&P from it and be influenced by it. It's total fraud. Shitty unpublished decisions make law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212234)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Welp they both came out during this appeal process so not much we could have done. I think we have arguments the others didn’t make or missed though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212306)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

You look and sound great brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211535)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211551)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: '''''''"'''""'

its not the weight that's a problem, you look really hung over as seen from your puffiness and glazed eyes and you look like your liver is going to give out and you're going to die tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211536)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I took a Xanax which is deflecting from your accurate point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211544)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

i did this a couple years ago before doing a presentation in front of 300 people. it was pretty effective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50213016)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense ( )

This- disheveled puffy and ill-fitting suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211581)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: scholarship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211537)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:12 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

A little fumble in the first sentence, but you really recovered and seem to master the cases.

I'd prefer that you smile when receiving the justices' questions, instead of leaning forward and scowling at them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211545)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: '''''''"'''""'

i much prefer the scowl: "you cocksuckers, gimme my money. GIMME"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211548)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I’m deaf af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211557)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

You did way better than that dumb lady in black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211585)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

You’re the only attorney who actually does this stuff so your opinion matters the most TY friend

I will be in Oahu all next week brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212055)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

I'm flattered man, thanks. Great time of year to be here. I hope the weather's nice. Where you staying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212074)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Aulani let me know if you want to hang, I tried to hang out with RSF this week but he’s too busy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212088)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: richard clock

alpha as fuck. im convinced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211574)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense ( )

180 open- who was the fat pig sitting next to you ?

Also your opponent looked like a hipster tranny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211584)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: richard clock

opposing counsel comes off as smug and like the old xo meme about the young lawyer wanting to change the world for the good then defending egregious environmental violations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211600)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

The girl next to me is my best employee and she is incredibly 180. She wanted to come so I asked her to drive me.

My opponent is a she/them on socials but was very kind throughout the case. Probably too nice of a human to be defending corporations against injured victims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211626)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 6:57 AM
Author: Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense ( )

your best employee is Pam the HR Ninja? guess a chauffer is useful regardless.

your opponent probably takes out zher frustrations in a non-binary S&M dungeon at least once a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211903)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211976)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: ferengi

is cslg having his sycophants perform humiliation rituals to stay employed or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211604)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

He was going to do this but had his divorce mediation the same day so I had to jump in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211635)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: ferengi

but why would you poast it knowing xo is gonna tear you apart? idk, i closed it after you stammered through the first sentence but the other replies indicate you did well overall, maybe i jumped to conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211646)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I’m trying to create content, get advice and actual criticism as well. Everyone else in the world will just say you did great, only here will your FRIENDS actually give you advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211650)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: ferengi

180. not a lawmo but i'm glad he let u out of the cage. are you interested in doing it again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211670)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

No my time is best spent settling cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211674)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense ( )

spoken like a true native born son of the ID shops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212420)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

xo isn't tearing him apart Sis, did you read the comments? We support Chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211752)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ferengi

did you read my whole poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211765)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Was it long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211768)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211975)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 7:55 AM
Author: M. I. Gay

Fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211955)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Nice hair and voice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211623)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Hair is preternaturally black, but yes to both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211753)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

You look way more lawyerly and rich than I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211628)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

6’5 vs 5’11 you win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211632)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

We need to hang out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211638)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Join our golf crew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211643)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

you look extremely californian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211763)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

WTF? Have you been to California?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211776)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I’m from Hawaii

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212034)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211952)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 8:09 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire

1800000000000000000000000 content brother

we all need to lose some weight but you look good and sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50211971)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Love you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212013)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


you need to start taking Retatrutide and Tesamorelin ASAP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212035)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Never heard of the second one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212037)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


you can pair Tesamorelin with Ipamorelin for an even better effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212051)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: a lawyer who posts on the internet

sick hairline. ignore the haters about your weight, you have a gravitas.

hope you cru$h these frauds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212046)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: richard clock

agreed, he looks solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212081)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: #pwned

u obviously got a hair transplant at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212078)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I have never taken any hair related drug, and my dad is BALD and my grandfather who I am named after was FULLY BALD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212084)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: #pwned

people with bald ancestors are the exact cohort that gets prophylactic hair transplant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212108)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Look at me man I have never cared about my appearance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212111)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


You actually do care about your appearance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212171)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: #pwned



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212189)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Look I do want my internet boyfriends to think I’m sexy but I’ve never done anything to my hair, got it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212198)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


"I don't care about my appearance!"

*combs hair*

*gets suit dry cleaned*

*wears suit*

*repairs open remarks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212213)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I did not comb my hair nor dry clean that suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212222)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

One of the few things worse than talking to other lawyers is presenting to a pompous judge in his court. Don't know how you do it, but this is one of the only kinds of legal representation that society actually needs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212209)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: .,:,;,..,;.,::,..,:,.::,..,:,.,.:


The CA appellate justices aren't pompous, for the most part. The parties get OA argument as of right, and these justices don't want to be there for most of these cases that are easy to decide. They would rather just rubber stamp their clerk's draft opinions, and I don't think most of them get any thrill out of the power of wearing their robe presiding over OA in a case like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212245)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: So we looked at the data

Don't do benzos ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212251)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

i thought propanelol is for tremulous voice and hes not on it

why everyone is so fat in the court except the one older white judge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212269)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


they've just given up on life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212271)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: .,:,;,..,;.,::,..,:,.::,..,:,.,.:


The old Jewish woman justice (Rothschild) isn't fat at all. It's funny that the AZNgirl justice is the fat one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212274)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: #pwned

“oh noes im scared of public speaking here let me numb myself eat some highly addictive narcotics” lmfao chandler u fucking pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212291)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


don't forget he also pounded a few IPAs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212330)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I had liters of hofbrau after work to celebrate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212340)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: peeface

ever bang the russian woman with down's syndrome?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212300)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

What the fuck are you talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212309)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: peeface

yeah you did

https://www.munckwilson.com/people/marina-v-bogorad/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212316)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Was that the attorney in the first oral argument getting reemed by the judges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212320)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: peeface

yes sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212416)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: sugarcult

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212342)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Genius Bear on the loose in Japan

Everyone involved in law is so fucking ugly lol chandler has the best phenotype here he's just overweight

Also it will never stop being funny to me that chandler is named Kenny and then Kenny is also named Kenny(?)

Whatever happened to Kenny tp anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212357)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: dog poop

kenny is not named kenny and he posts here all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212505)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

Lolsuit, pumos, CXII, scrambled monikers, poker streams, live appellate oral argumemts.

We've come a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212535)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

hell yeah should i go on hustler again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212877)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

Seeing you sit at the lawyer's table, deep in thought, I was imagining hole cards and stack size graphics on the screen.

You should totally play again, just avoid those azn cheaters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212953)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

My friend DGAF does the Wednesday lineups which are the least Asian games they have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212955)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

Did you know Jeremy Kaufman at all?

I think at least half the table should be poasters. Add tsinah and a fempo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212979)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I did not he played much bigger games than me, I’ve played with some of the Chicago crew but not him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212982)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Opinion came in, we lost bros!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212861)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Certified for publication

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50212888)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

is something wrong with the lady at the beginning of the vid? she looks like she has downs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915843&forum_id=2#50213012)