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Rate this lulzy revelation from my buddy's fiancee

Just got back from lunch with this dood. He's all upset b/c ...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
LOL!!! "they're my trophies, I love looking at them......
elite internet-worthy institution
  03/26/12
Yeah, it has to be a trophy kind of deal. Nobody would be d...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
lol wtf. he's dumping the bitch, right?
Free-loading old irish cottage address
  03/26/12
I don't know. He kept saying over and over that the curtain...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
your buddy is a moron for trying to wife this dumb slut
Free-loading old irish cottage address
  03/26/12
holy shit that was dumb on her part
talking misunderstood theatre
  03/26/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA&ob=av2e
burgundy swollen stead preventive strike
  03/26/12
The worst part is she won't do anal with him because "s...
contagious windowlicker
  03/26/12
I don't know, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me. The...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
no wonder she kept insisting that he fuck her in front of th...
comical chartreuse blood rage hunting ground
  03/26/12
I know that the previous bf dumped her, but even still that ...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
Their bedroom must smell like shit.
trip indigo rehab toaster
  03/26/12
this story can't be true.
vivacious indecent quadroon
  03/26/12
this?
offensive pit legend
  03/26/12
I don't think it played out very quickly. I think what happ...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
cheeks were clapped. drapes were made. lulz were had.
adventurous crackhouse messiness
  03/26/12
...
trip indigo rehab toaster
  03/26/12
lol
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
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deep public bath clown
  03/26/12
How the fuck has no one suggested ATD yet? This is utterly b...
Poppy newt house
  03/26/12
i think when the basis for the D is prior A, ATD is preclude...
adventurous crackhouse messiness
  03/26/12
PLEASE ELABORATE ON THIS LEGAL NUANCE, BROTHER
Poppy newt house
  03/26/12
Johnson v. Butz, 32 F.3d 69 (a man cannot seek anal damages ...
adventurous crackhouse messiness
  03/26/12
lol
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
ty
Orange titillating point private investor
  03/26/12
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disrespectful concupiscible masturbator
  03/26/12
well done
burgundy swollen stead preventive strike
  03/26/12
...
offensive pit legend
  03/26/12
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Hilarious Provocative Hall Codepig
  03/26/12
ur a really good poster
useless hominid market
  03/26/12
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Razzle-dazzle cyan faggot firefighter
  03/26/12
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Drab Marvelous Parlor Nowag
  03/26/12
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diverse bull headed ratface bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
lol
vigorous lake athletic conference azn
  04/06/12
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balding blue office
  04/06/12
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Twisted slippery university
  04/06/12
I'd be surprised if he did that b/c even though he seemed pr...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
dude, ATD would be SOOOOOOO FUCKING CREDITED in this scenari...
Poppy newt house
  03/26/12
If not ATD, then certainly anal whenever the fuck he wants i...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
curtains and squirtstains. marvelous
offensive pit legend
  03/26/12
the most offensive part of all is that she won't let him ana...
slimy elastic band theater stage
  03/26/12
i was sort of wondering whether or not she was letting my fr...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
she HAS to give up her ass now
Sienna Heady Wagecucks Coffee Pot
  03/26/12
lo fucking l. what in the everloving fuck. how has he not ...
disrespectful concupiscible masturbator
  03/26/12
i don't know if he's ever fucked her in the ass, but if he h...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
the best case for ATD i've ever seen
Transparent range
  03/26/12
UPDATE: dood just texted me. is home after work and the of...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
she still has to give that anus up
zippy gas station
  03/26/12
Great. Now he needs to wrap them around her throat like a c...
disrespectful concupiscible masturbator
  03/26/12
Consider Islam
thriller yellow associate
  03/26/12
Haha. I mean come on. "I wanted to salvage our anal s...
disrespectful concupiscible masturbator
  03/26/12
he still has to hate-fuck her though for at least a week in ...
cruel-hearted generalized bond
  03/26/12
He needs to break up over this bullshit. Give me a fucking ...
disrespectful concupiscible masturbator
  03/26/12
break up because she had anal sex prior to their relationshi...
cruel-hearted generalized bond
  03/26/12
she at least owes him the chance to fuck her in the ass
burgundy swollen stead preventive strike
  03/26/12
at a minimum, she owes him this
cruel-hearted generalized bond
  03/26/12
The curtains thing. Not that she got fucked up the ass. At...
disrespectful concupiscible masturbator
  03/26/12
So is the offense just being insensitive/dumb enough to tell...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
gotta be the latter
zippy gas station
  03/26/12
SOMETHING of a slight?
disrespectful concupiscible masturbator
  03/26/12
yeah, you're right. it's definitely more than that.
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
I mean, look, I'm definitely PP CONFIRMED to be undateable a...
disrespectful concupiscible masturbator
  03/26/12
I think you're spot on about this, actually.
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
both, but definitely the latter is worse
useless hominid market
  03/26/12
i can't imagine any guy telling a buddy this.
low-t metal site jew
  03/26/12
I think they really had a huge blow up and she tried to tell...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
You need to ATD your bro bro.
Hilarious Provocative Hall Codepig
  03/26/12
no homo, though, right?
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
one of those threads where JJC pulls out 9 different moniker...
Fluffy sound barrier patrolman
  03/26/12
UPDATE 2: I texted the dood to see how things were going an...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  03/26/12
so he got some anal?
burgundy swollen stead preventive strike
  03/26/12
nice.
hyperventilating factory reset button
  03/26/12
Sounds like a catch to me. I like her thrifty side.
outnumbered spectacular puppy giraffe
  03/26/12
this is true because white women are more fucked up than xo ...
cerebral filthy den
  03/26/12
Shut up you shit stained camel fucker
outnumbered spectacular puppy giraffe
  03/26/12
not bane bro
cerebral filthy den
  03/26/12
You're just some shit hued manlet...we know.
outnumbered spectacular puppy giraffe
  03/26/12
shit 180
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  03/26/12
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Boyish Sex Offender Nursing Home
  04/06/12
Since you bumped I'll update things to where they are now. ...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  04/06/12
"jam it in and let it do what it do" or, you kn...
elite internet-worthy institution
  04/06/12
or he could just use plenty of lube and warm her up with a b...
burgundy swollen stead preventive strike
  04/06/12
As a final update, I've just returned home from their weddin...
Curious Dopamine Deer Antler
  06/10/12
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Boyish Sex Offender Nursing Home
  01/13/14


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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

Just got back from lunch with this dood. He's all upset b/c he had a big blowout with his fiancee last night. It's pure 180 clueless-ness on the the fiancee's part.

So this all started b/c of the curtains they have in their living room. She apparently made them from some really nice sheets. Last night he asked her some question about them and she offered out of nowhere that the reason she had made them into sheets is that they were nice, new sheets that had gotten ripped while she was fucking her previous bf.

She didn't want the fabric to go to waste so she turned them into curtains. Then he made the mistake of asking her what the hell they were doing that had ripped the sheets and she told him it was their first time trying anal and she was gripping them so hard with her fists that they ripped.

This ill-advised confession led to a very tempestuous evening. Lol at women, thinking any dude wouldn't be pissed hearing about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303820)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: elite internet-worthy institution

LOL!!! "they're my trophies, I love looking at them...when you think I am staring out of the window, I am thinking about Dale ballsdeep in my ass"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303824)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

Yeah, it has to be a trophy kind of deal. Nobody would be dumb enough to not realize how offensive a revelation that would be.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303840)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: Free-loading old irish cottage address

lol wtf. he's dumping the bitch, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303841)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:34 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

I don't know. He kept saying over and over that the curtains better be down by the time he gets home.

I hope he does dump her, as she's pretty fuckiing annoying even without keeping momentos of getting assfucked by some other dude.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303855)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Free-loading old irish cottage address

your buddy is a moron for trying to wife this dumb slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303932)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: talking misunderstood theatre

holy shit that was dumb on her part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303845)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:34 PM
Author: burgundy swollen stead preventive strike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA&ob=av2e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303851)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: contagious windowlicker

The worst part is she won't do anal with him because "she has already experienced it"

lololol women are unbelievable at times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303873)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:42 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

I don't know, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me.

There's nothing more infuriating than "no, I've tried that before and didn't like it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303879)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: comical chartreuse blood rage hunting ground

no wonder she kept insisting that he fuck her in front of that window

also, sorry about your friend's tpd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303906)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

I know that the previous bf dumped her, but even still that seems like a strange souvenir to keep---hmm, I'll commemorate that time I was painfully sodomized forever!

I think maybe what happened is that she made them while she was with the other dood, actually likes them as curtains, and was too damn dumb to realize what a shitstorm she'd kick up by telling my friend the truth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303925)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: trip indigo rehab toaster

Their bedroom must smell like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303909)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:49 PM
Author: vivacious indecent quadroon

this story can't be true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303912)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: offensive pit legend

this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303934)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

I don't think it played out very quickly. I think what happened is that she made the initial stupid admission about the sheets ripping, then he got curious/angry and kept pushing for details.

Why on earth she gave them is beyond me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303939)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: adventurous crackhouse messiness

cheeks were clapped. drapes were made. lulz were had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303937)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: trip indigo rehab toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303944)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303948)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:58 PM
Author: deep public bath clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303980)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Poppy newt house

How the fuck has no one suggested ATD yet? This is utterly beyond me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303946)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: adventurous crackhouse messiness

i think when the basis for the D is prior A, ATD is precluded as a matter of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303957)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Poppy newt house

PLEASE ELABORATE ON THIS LEGAL NUANCE, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303969)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: adventurous crackhouse messiness

Johnson v. Butz, 32 F.3d 69 (a man cannot seek anal damages when dissolution of the relationship is predicated upon prior anal activity with a third party). Basically, the court wanted women to be able to freely engage in anal on a case-by-case basis without opening themselves up to ATD from every future partner for doing so. This helps to preserve the integrity of women's buttholds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304043)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:10 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304059)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Orange titillating point private investor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304094)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304135)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:23 PM
Author: burgundy swollen stead preventive strike

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304145)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:24 PM
Author: offensive pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304155)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Provocative Hall Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304514)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: useless hominid market

ur a really good poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304610)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304651)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:38 PM
Author: Drab Marvelous Parlor Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304678)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:59 PM
Author: diverse bull headed ratface bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308328)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 4:58 PM
Author: vigorous lake athletic conference azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406715)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 5:09 PM
Author: balding blue office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406793)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Twisted slippery university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406808)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

I'd be surprised if he did that b/c even though he seemed pretty pissed he didn't mention dumping her or calling anything off.

Since the wedding is planned for June, I think it would take an act of current cheating for him to call it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303964)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:57 PM
Author: Poppy newt house

dude, ATD would be SOOOOOOO FUCKING CREDITED in this scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303973)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

If not ATD, then certainly anal whenever the fuck he wants it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303994)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: offensive pit legend

curtains and squirtstains.

marvelous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303960)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:57 PM
Author: slimy elastic band theater stage

the most offensive part of all is that she won't let him anal her. this could be forgivable if it was something he could also do to her.

the fact that there's a trophy in his house commemorating the fact that some other dood has been somewhere with his wife that he's never been is unacceptable



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303975)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

i was sort of wondering whether or not she was letting my friend anal her. he was so upset i didn't want to ask, but it's infinitely worse if she's holding out after giving it out freely before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303990)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:12 PM
Author: Sienna Heady Wagecucks Coffee Pot

she HAS to give up her ass now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304074)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible masturbator

lo fucking l. what in the everloving fuck. how has he not already buttfucked her and dumped her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304141)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

i don't know if he's ever fucked her in the ass, but if he hasn't I imagine she's in for a not-too-gentle experience when they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304160)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Transparent range

the best case for ATD i've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304166)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

UPDATE: dood just texted me. is home after work and the offending drapes have been removed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304503)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:14 PM
Author: zippy gas station

she still has to give that anus up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304517)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:16 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible masturbator

Great. Now he needs to wrap them around her throat like a collar and leash while he dry anals her, and three seconds before he cums tell her as she's sobbing "By the way, we're breaking up." Then open-hand smack her on the back of the head, cum in her ass, pull out, wipe his cock off on the drapes, and tell her to pack her shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304525)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: thriller yellow associate

Consider Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304544)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:20 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible masturbator

Haha. I mean come on. "I wanted to salvage our anal sheets by using them in the home we share"? Fuck this retarded cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304552)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted generalized bond

he still has to hate-fuck her though for at least a week in order to preserve his masculinity and avoid becoming and an insecure beta in her eyes as a result of all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304530)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible masturbator

He needs to break up over this bullshit. Give me a fucking break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304539)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted generalized bond

break up because she had anal sex prior to their relationship? it's hard to find a reasonably attractive women these days who hasn't done this.

and it sounds like she reused the curtains long before she met this guy

or are you just offended that she told him the story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304569)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: burgundy swollen stead preventive strike

she at least owes him the chance to fuck her in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304579)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted generalized bond

at a minimum, she owes him this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304679)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible masturbator

The curtains thing. Not that she got fucked up the ass. At that point in their relationship, it's a little late to care about that. But using buttfuck curtains? That's a problem man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304581)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:28 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

So is the offense just being insensitive/dumb enough to tell him the backstory of the curtains, or is having the curtains in their house in the first place something of a slight?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304602)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:29 PM
Author: zippy gas station

gotta be the latter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304606)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible masturbator

SOMETHING of a slight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304613)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

yeah, you're right. it's definitely more than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304641)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible masturbator

I mean, look, I'm definitely PP CONFIRMED to be undateable and unmarriable, due in no small part to my outrageously high standards. Among them are not going and getting loaded alone with other men, not hanging up memorials to previous times you've been anally blasted, and so on. So take my opinion for what it's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304653)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

I think you're spot on about this, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304683)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: useless hominid market

both, but definitely the latter is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304620)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:36 PM
Author: low-t metal site jew

i can't imagine any guy telling a buddy this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304659)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:38 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

I think they really had a huge blow up and she tried to tell him he was overreacting. I think he just wanted confirmation that he wasn't being unreasonable in being outraged.

But yeah, kind of humiliating to tell to someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304671)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Hilarious Provocative Hall Codepig

You need to ATD your bro bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304685)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

no homo, though, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304720)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: Fluffy sound barrier patrolman

one of those threads where JJC pulls out 9 different monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304710)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

UPDATE 2: I texted the dood to see how things were going and he replied that they had talked about it and everything was cool.

So, I guess there's no breakup coming. I don't think I'd be calmed down about it in under 24 hours, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20307956)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: burgundy swollen stead preventive strike

so he got some anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308018)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating factory reset button

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308040)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: outnumbered spectacular puppy giraffe

Sounds like a catch to me. I like her thrifty side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308029)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: cerebral filthy den

this is true because white women are more fucked up than xo bros are creative

lol white women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308031)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: outnumbered spectacular puppy giraffe

Shut up you shit stained camel fucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308047)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: cerebral filthy den

not bane bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308053)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:19 PM
Author: outnumbered spectacular puppy giraffe

You're just some shit hued manlet...we know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308067)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded vibrant garrison jap

shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308500)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Boyish Sex Offender Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406630)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 4:54 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

Since you bumped I'll update things to where they are now. So I flat out asked him if he'd done her in the ass before. Apparently he knew she'd done it with another guy (or guys, not sure) before. She said she didn't like it and was reluctant to try it with him but eventually agreed.

He said they'd never been able to do it as she makes him stop b/c it hurts too much if he gets even the tip in. So they've tried it around half a dozen times, but never successfully. So my friend stopped trying b/c it was more hassle than it was worth.

The "resolution" they came to is that they'll start trying it again to see if it goes any better.

I told him he should just jam it in and let it do what it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406684)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: elite internet-worthy institution

"jam it in and let it do what it do"

or, you know, you could just plan a hospital visit, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406694)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 5:16 PM
Author: burgundy swollen stead preventive strike

or he could just use plenty of lube and warm her up with a butt-plug. just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406829)



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Date: June 10th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Curious Dopamine Deer Antler

As a final update, I've just returned home from their wedding. I had brunch with the lovely couple this morning, but there was no news about any torn or shredded bedclothes from the nuptial bed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20861667)



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Date: January 13th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Boyish Sex Offender Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#24829948)