:D I'll answer the question. You want a receipt?

{ ';') I think I'm entitled.

:D YOU WANT A RECEIPT?!

{ ';') I WANT MY CHANGE!

:D YOU CAN'T HAVE BACK YOUR CHANGE!

Mom, we live in a house that has doors, and those doors have to be locked when I'm downstairs. Who's gonna bring me snacks? You? That faggot Brian Leiter?

I have a greater responsibility than can possibly fathom. You weep for Brittan Heller and you curse the megaposters. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not being an MFE. And Heller's pwning, while tragic, probably got lulz. And my posting, while grotesque, and incomprehensible to you, gets lulz. You don't want your change because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that board. You NEED me on that board. We use words like "faggot," "bitchasss," "raep tunnel." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent commenting on others. You know them as a lawsuit. I have neither the time, nor the inclination to give back the change to a woman who rises and sleeps under the sleeping bag of the expertise that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I unzip it. I would rather you just "180," and go on your way. Otherwise I suggest you create a moniker, and start to post. EITHER WAY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO.

{ ';') Did you buy the Code Red?

:D I posted the job stats that--

{ ';') DID YOU BUY THE CODE RED?!

:D YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1370156&forum_id=2#17819290)

spit out water at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1370156&forum_id=2#18082276)

"Mom, we live in a house that has doors, and those doors have to be locked when I'm downstairs. Who's gonna bring me snacks? You? That faggot Brian Leiter?"

every goddamned time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1370156&forum_id=2#18431824)

holy shit lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1370156&forum_id=2#18830744)