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stimulating unhinged dragon meetinghouse
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
charismatic jet-lagged temple
  04/26/07
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stimulating unhinged dragon meetinghouse
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/26/07
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stimulating unhinged dragon meetinghouse
  04/27/07
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Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy
  04/26/07
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stimulating unhinged dragon meetinghouse
  04/26/07
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Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Flushed overrated preventive strike
  04/26/07
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Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
Bonkers excitant sandwich rigor
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
Abnormal painfully honest abode mother
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
charismatic jet-lagged temple
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
Supple Greedy Kitty
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
talking autistic kitchen jew
  04/26/07
...
Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
talking autistic kitchen jew
  04/26/07
...
Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
arousing onyx property internal respiration
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
sexy locus fat ankles
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
passionate famous landscape painting
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Shimmering bat shit crazy garrison
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
dull naked roast beef puppy
  04/26/07
...
racy philosopher-king principal's office
  04/26/07
*lol*
talking autistic kitchen jew
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
exciting persian
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Razzle-dazzle aggressive love of her life
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
pearly learning disabled orchestra pit masturbator
  04/26/07
Probably 165
dull naked roast beef puppy
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
provocative fishy stead boistinker
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
irate hell
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
thirsty maize stock car
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
provocative fishy stead boistinker
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
contagious useless brakes
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
provocative fishy stead boistinker
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
contagious useless brakes
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
provocative fishy stead boistinker
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
contagious useless brakes
  04/26/07
That is likely.
provocative fishy stead boistinker
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
talking autistic kitchen jew
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
flickering pozpig
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
contagious useless brakes
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
talking autistic kitchen jew
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
sexy locus fat ankles
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
cheese-eating turdskin
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution
  04/26/07
yeah
cheese-eating turdskin
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Amber appetizing tanning salon
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
arousing onyx property internal respiration
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
self-centered mustard whorehouse
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Fiercely-loyal Odious Sanctuary
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
scarlet striped hyena becky
  04/26/07
titmfcr
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
Vivacious stage
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
rusted crackhouse therapy
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
useless heady step-uncle's house
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
black rigpig hall
  04/26/07
lol
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
black rigpig hall
  04/26/07
lol
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
carmine thriller school cafeteria brethren
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
black rigpig hall
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
Bistre antidepressant drug center
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
talking autistic kitchen jew
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
aromatic business firm kitty cat
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
Filthy cruise ship
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Shimmering bat shit crazy garrison
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
Filthy cruise ship
  04/27/07
not true
Cocky aphrodisiac pit
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
translucent laughsome lay
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
coral cuckoldry
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
Judgmental plaza ape
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
talking autistic kitchen jew
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
Judgmental plaza ape
  04/26/07
barzinied.
aromatic business firm kitty cat
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
talking autistic kitchen jew
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
Vivacious stage
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
Filthy cruise ship
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
cheese-eating turdskin
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
sexy locus fat ankles
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Charcoal Shrine
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Charcoal Shrine
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
Filthy cruise ship
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Charcoal Shrine
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
Abnormal painfully honest abode mother
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
Filthy cruise ship
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
sexy locus fat ankles
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Fiercely-loyal Odious Sanctuary
  04/27/07
100!
Filthy cruise ship
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
Cocky aphrodisiac pit
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
Cocky aphrodisiac pit
  04/27/07
as if
Abnormal painfully honest abode mother
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
Abnormal painfully honest abode mother
  04/28/07


Poast new message in this thread





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: stimulating unhinged dragon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: charismatic jet-lagged temple

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: stimulating unhinged dragon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: stimulating unhinged dragon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: stimulating unhinged dragon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Flushed overrated preventive strike

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Bonkers excitant sandwich rigor

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: Abnormal painfully honest abode mother

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: charismatic jet-lagged temple

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Supple Greedy Kitty

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: talking autistic kitchen jew

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: talking autistic kitchen jew

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Community Account Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: arousing onyx property internal respiration

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: sexy locus fat ankles

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: passionate famous landscape painting

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Shimmering bat shit crazy garrison

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: dull naked roast beef puppy

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: racy philosopher-king principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: talking autistic kitchen jew

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: exciting persian

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aggressive love of her life

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: pearly learning disabled orchestra pit masturbator

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: dull naked roast beef puppy

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: provocative fishy stead boistinker

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: irate hell

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: thirsty maize stock car

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: provocative fishy stead boistinker

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: contagious useless brakes

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: provocative fishy stead boistinker

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: contagious useless brakes

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: provocative fishy stead boistinker

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: contagious useless brakes

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: provocative fishy stead boistinker

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: talking autistic kitchen jew

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: flickering pozpig

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: contagious useless brakes

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: talking autistic kitchen jew

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: sexy locus fat ankles

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: cheese-eating turdskin

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: cheese-eating turdskin

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Amber appetizing tanning salon

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: arousing onyx property internal respiration

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: self-centered mustard whorehouse
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Odious Sanctuary

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: scarlet striped hyena becky

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Vivacious stage

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: rusted crackhouse therapy

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: useless heady step-uncle's house

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: black rigpig hall

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: black rigpig hall

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: carmine thriller school cafeteria brethren

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: black rigpig hall

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Bistre antidepressant drug center

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: talking autistic kitchen jew

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: aromatic business firm kitty cat

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Shimmering bat shit crazy garrison

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac pit
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: translucent laughsome lay

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored university liquid oxygen

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: coral cuckoldry

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Judgmental plaza ape

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: talking autistic kitchen jew

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Judgmental plaza ape

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: aromatic business firm kitty cat

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: talking autistic kitchen jew

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: Vivacious stage

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: cheese-eating turdskin

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: sexy locus fat ankles

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Charcoal Shrine

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Charcoal Shrine

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Charcoal Shrine

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Abnormal painfully honest abode mother

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: sexy locus fat ankles

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Odious Sanctuary

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac pit

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible disgusting yarmulke institution

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac pit

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Abnormal painfully honest abode mother

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Abnormal painfully honest abode mother

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)