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Unholy Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Crackhouse
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
Soggy Sexy Den
  04/26/07
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Unholy Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Crackhouse
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
mint talented theater stage
  04/26/07
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Unholy Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Crackhouse
  04/27/07
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appetizing alpha filthpig
  04/26/07
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Unholy Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Crackhouse
  04/26/07
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appetizing alpha filthpig
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
frisky ceo
  04/26/07
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appetizing alpha filthpig
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
mint talented theater stage
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
shivering new version
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
fighting nibblets theatre
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
Soggy Sexy Den
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
Glittery maroon psychic volcanic crater
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Silver internal respiration trailer park
  04/26/07
...
appetizing alpha filthpig
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Silver internal respiration trailer park
  04/26/07
...
appetizing alpha filthpig
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
pale faggotry love of her life
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
charismatic point organic girlfriend
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
autistic stead
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
salmon confused tanning salon
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
insane toilet seat office
  04/26/07
...
nofapping comical deer antler
  04/26/07
*lol*
Silver internal respiration trailer park
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Learning disabled cowardly piazza personal credit line
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
mint talented theater stage
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Adulterous house
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Chestnut Church Building
  04/26/07
Probably 165
insane toilet seat office
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Blue market antidepressant drug
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
bipolar theater hunting ground
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
Insanely creepy overrated orchestra pit cuckoldry
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Blue market antidepressant drug
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
violet school doctorate
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Blue market antidepressant drug
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
violet school doctorate
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Blue market antidepressant drug
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
violet school doctorate
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Blue market antidepressant drug
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Silver internal respiration trailer park
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
Dun ticket booth marketing idea
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
violet school doctorate
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Silver internal respiration trailer park
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
charismatic point organic girlfriend
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Adventurous olive fanboi box office
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles
  04/26/07
yeah
Adventurous olive fanboi box office
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Wonderful cheese-eating hell main people
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
pale faggotry love of her life
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
Fragrant Light Mental Disorder Parlour
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Boyish locale
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
Cracking bearded casino kitty cat
  04/26/07
titmfcr
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
Crusty Nursing Home
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
sable bat shit crazy field persian
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Mildly autistic stage
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sanctuary
  04/26/07
lol
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sanctuary
  04/26/07
lol
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
disrespectful pit
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sanctuary
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
topaz indirect expression
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Silver internal respiration trailer park
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
hairraiser location
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
salmon confused tanning salon
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/27/07
not true
Lascivious Dead Chapel
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
mustard hyperventilating dilemma clown
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
mischievous station mother
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
embarrassed to the bone painfully honest mad cow disease temple
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Silver internal respiration trailer park
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
embarrassed to the bone painfully honest mad cow disease temple
  04/26/07
barzinied.
hairraiser location
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Silver internal respiration trailer park
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
Crusty Nursing Home
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Adventurous olive fanboi box office
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
charismatic point organic girlfriend
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Avocado Slippery Set Kitty
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Avocado Slippery Set Kitty
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Avocado Slippery Set Kitty
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
fighting nibblets theatre
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
charismatic point organic girlfriend
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Boyish locale
  04/27/07
100!
saffron giraffe rigor
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
Lascivious Dead Chapel
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
Lascivious Dead Chapel
  04/27/07
as if
fighting nibblets theatre
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
fighting nibblets theatre
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Unholy Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Soggy Sexy Den

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: Unholy Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: mint talented theater stage

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Unholy Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: appetizing alpha filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Unholy Buck-toothed Sneaky Criminal Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: appetizing alpha filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: frisky ceo

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: appetizing alpha filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: mint talented theater stage

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: shivering new version

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: fighting nibblets theatre

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: Soggy Sexy Den

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Glittery maroon psychic volcanic crater

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Silver internal respiration trailer park

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: appetizing alpha filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Silver internal respiration trailer park

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: appetizing alpha filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: pale faggotry love of her life

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: charismatic point organic girlfriend

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: autistic stead

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: salmon confused tanning salon

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: insane toilet seat office

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: nofapping comical deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Silver internal respiration trailer park

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Learning disabled cowardly piazza personal credit line

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: mint talented theater stage

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Adulterous house

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Chestnut Church Building

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: insane toilet seat office

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Blue market antidepressant drug

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: bipolar theater hunting ground

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: Insanely creepy overrated orchestra pit cuckoldry

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Blue market antidepressant drug

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: violet school doctorate

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Blue market antidepressant drug

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: violet school doctorate

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Blue market antidepressant drug

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: violet school doctorate

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Blue market antidepressant drug

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Silver internal respiration trailer park

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Dun ticket booth marketing idea

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: violet school doctorate

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Silver internal respiration trailer park

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: charismatic point organic girlfriend

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Adventurous olive fanboi box office

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Adventurous olive fanboi box office

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Wonderful cheese-eating hell main people

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: pale faggotry love of her life

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Light Mental Disorder Parlour
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Boyish locale

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Cracking bearded casino kitty cat

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Crusty Nursing Home

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: sable bat shit crazy field persian

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Mildly autistic stage

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sanctuary

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sanctuary

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sanctuary

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: topaz indirect expression

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Silver internal respiration trailer park

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: hairraiser location

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: salmon confused tanning salon

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Dead Chapel
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: mustard hyperventilating dilemma clown

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: effete grizzly skinny woman sandwich

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: mischievous station mother

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone painfully honest mad cow disease temple

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Silver internal respiration trailer park

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone painfully honest mad cow disease temple

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser location

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Silver internal respiration trailer park

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: Crusty Nursing Home

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Adventurous olive fanboi box office

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: charismatic point organic girlfriend

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Avocado Slippery Set Kitty

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Avocado Slippery Set Kitty

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Avocado Slippery Set Kitty

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: fighting nibblets theatre

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: charismatic point organic girlfriend

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Boyish locale

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: saffron giraffe rigor

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Lascivious Dead Chapel

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Irate doobsian meetinghouse fat ankles

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Lascivious Dead Chapel

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: fighting nibblets theatre

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: fighting nibblets theatre

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)