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lascivious piazza kitty cat
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
Rebellious Comical Site
  04/26/07
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lascivious piazza kitty cat
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
Cracking startling idiot alpha
  04/26/07
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lascivious piazza kitty cat
  04/27/07
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Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen
  04/26/07
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lascivious piazza kitty cat
  04/26/07
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Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Adventurous National
  04/26/07
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Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
Cracking startling idiot alpha
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
aggressive church private investor
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
claret spot
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
Rebellious Comical Site
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
canary mind-boggling psychic trailer park
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Pale talented stain principal's office
  04/26/07
...
Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Pale talented stain principal's office
  04/26/07
...
Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
beady-eyed federal volcanic crater address
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
copper personal credit line
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
razzmatazz school cafeteria
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Thriller Ocher Bawdyhouse
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
mustard menage kitty
  04/26/07
...
Alcoholic gold native
  04/26/07
*lol*
Pale talented stain principal's office
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
harsh meetinghouse
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
Cracking startling idiot alpha
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
arousing senate
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
autistic windowlicker degenerate
  04/26/07
Probably 165
mustard menage kitty
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
Jet-lagged Exciting Fanboi Coldplay Fan
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
green out-of-control dopamine travel guidebook
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
Aqua casino
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
Aqua casino
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
Aqua casino
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Pale talented stain principal's office
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
fragrant slimy mood church building
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
Aqua casino
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Pale talented stain principal's office
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
copper personal credit line
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Boyish slap-happy philosopher-king stag film
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Cobalt Pistol Lay
  04/26/07
yeah
Boyish slap-happy philosopher-king stag film
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Appetizing Cruise Ship
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Carmine locus tattoo
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
beady-eyed federal volcanic crater address
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Carmine locus tattoo
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
Overrated apoplectic brunch
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Concupiscible smoky dysfunction
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
odious tantric garrison
  04/26/07
titmfcr
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
peach corner
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
Passionate chest-beating field
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Spectacular painfully honest theater preventive strike
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Motley Narrow-minded Becky Den
  04/26/07
lol
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Motley Narrow-minded Becky Den
  04/26/07
lol
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
beta athletic conference
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Motley Narrow-minded Becky Den
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
contagious glassy chapel goyim
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Pale talented stain principal's office
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Carmine locus tattoo
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
Fear-inspiring swashbuckling school
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Carmine locus tattoo
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Thriller Ocher Bawdyhouse
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/27/07
not true
aphrodisiac effete plaza boiling water
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
Sour $6 Diesel
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Carmine locus tattoo
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
blathering theater stage
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
greedy turquoise boistinker
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Pale talented stain principal's office
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
greedy turquoise boistinker
  04/26/07
barzinied.
Fear-inspiring swashbuckling school
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Pale talented stain principal's office
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
peach corner
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Boyish slap-happy philosopher-king stag film
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
copper personal credit line
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Sable keepsake machete
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Cobalt Pistol Lay
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Sable keepsake machete
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Cobalt Pistol Lay
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Cobalt Pistol Lay
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Sable keepsake machete
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
claret spot
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Cobalt Pistol Lay
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
copper personal credit line
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Concupiscible smoky dysfunction
  04/27/07
100!
cerise floppy sandwich
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
aphrodisiac effete plaza boiling water
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Cobalt Pistol Lay
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
aphrodisiac effete plaza boiling water
  04/27/07
as if
claret spot
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
claret spot
  04/28/07





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: lascivious piazza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Rebellious Comical Site

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: lascivious piazza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Cracking startling idiot alpha

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: lascivious piazza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: lascivious piazza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Adventurous National

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Cracking startling idiot alpha

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: aggressive church private investor

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: claret spot

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: Rebellious Comical Site

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: canary mind-boggling psychic trailer park

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Pale talented stain principal's office

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Pale talented stain principal's office

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Stimulating Zippy Brethren Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed federal volcanic crater address

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: copper personal credit line

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz school cafeteria

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Thriller Ocher Bawdyhouse

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: mustard menage kitty

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Alcoholic gold native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Pale talented stain principal's office

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: harsh meetinghouse

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Cracking startling idiot alpha

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: arousing senate

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: autistic windowlicker degenerate

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: mustard menage kitty

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Exciting Fanboi Coldplay Fan

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: green out-of-control dopamine travel guidebook

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: Aqua casino

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Aqua casino

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Aqua casino

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored godawful useless brakes pit

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Pale talented stain principal's office

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: fragrant slimy mood church building

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Aqua casino

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Pale talented stain principal's office

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: copper personal credit line

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Boyish slap-happy philosopher-king stag film

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Cobalt Pistol Lay

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Boyish slap-happy philosopher-king stag film

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Appetizing Cruise Ship

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Carmine locus tattoo

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed federal volcanic crater address

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Carmine locus tattoo

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: Overrated apoplectic brunch
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible smoky dysfunction

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: odious tantric garrison

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: peach corner

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Passionate chest-beating field

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Spectacular painfully honest theater preventive strike

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Motley Narrow-minded Becky Den

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Motley Narrow-minded Becky Den

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: beta athletic conference

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Motley Narrow-minded Becky Den

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: contagious glassy chapel goyim

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Pale talented stain principal's office

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Carmine locus tattoo

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring swashbuckling school

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Carmine locus tattoo

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Thriller Ocher Bawdyhouse

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac effete plaza boiling water
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Sour $6 Diesel

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Carmine locus tattoo

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: blathering theater stage

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: greedy turquoise boistinker

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Pale talented stain principal's office

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: greedy turquoise boistinker

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring swashbuckling school

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Pale talented stain principal's office

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: peach corner

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Boyish slap-happy philosopher-king stag film

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: copper personal credit line

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Sable keepsake machete

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Cobalt Pistol Lay

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Sable keepsake machete

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Cobalt Pistol Lay

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Cobalt Pistol Lay

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Sable keepsake machete

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: claret spot

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Cobalt Pistol Lay

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: copper personal credit line

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible smoky dysfunction

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: cerise floppy sandwich

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: aphrodisiac effete plaza boiling water

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Cobalt Pistol Lay

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac effete plaza boiling water

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: claret spot

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: claret spot

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)