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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
metal dilemma
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Costumed hospital pervert
  05/10/24
Living the dream
Flesh Forum
  05/10/24
What the hell is wrong with you
Jade comical roast beef
  05/10/24
Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/10/24
The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
fighting aphrodisiac spot
  05/10/24
Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/10/24
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Abusive property
  05/11/24
I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
Mentally Impaired Tantric Son Of Senegal Pit
  05/10/24
I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/10/24
Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
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Aquamarine hairraiser old irish cottage police squad
  05/10/24
I really miss her
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/10/24
(goy dbg)
Soul-stirring opaque hall
  05/10/24
bitch boi existence.
Mind-boggling native sandwich
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...
Soul-stirring opaque hall
  05/10/24
rare cr bitchboi
Histrionic wild hissy fit plaza
  05/11/24
You're a fat pig
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
Contagious School
  05/12/24
I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
Big lay water buffalo
  05/10/24
You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
Snowy Twisted Whorehouse Really Tough Guy
  05/10/24
Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
irradiated dull fanboi tank
  05/10/24
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Soul-stirring opaque hall
  05/10/24
By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
Snowy Twisted Whorehouse Really Tough Guy
  05/10/24
I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/10/24
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Aquamarine hairraiser old irish cottage police squad
  05/10/24
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Orange juggernaut theatre
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Costumed hospital pervert
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Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
Snowy Twisted Whorehouse Really Tough Guy
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Costumed hospital pervert
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Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
I have so many of these
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Costumed hospital pervert
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I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
Snowy Twisted Whorehouse Really Tough Guy
  05/11/24
Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
Jade comical roast beef
  05/11/24
180
Orange juggernaut theatre
  05/11/24
how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
Aquamarine hairraiser old irish cottage police squad
  05/10/24
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Aquamarine hairraiser old irish cottage police squad
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Soul-stirring opaque hall
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You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
Histrionic wild hissy fit plaza
  05/11/24
It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
Ocher misunderstood multi-billionaire range
  05/11/24
how old are your boys?
Very Tactful Business Firm Indirect Expression
  05/11/24
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Adventurous zombie-like athletic conference scourge upon the earth
  05/11/24
10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
Very Tactful Business Firm Indirect Expression
  05/11/24
They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
👍👍👍
Very Tactful Business Firm Indirect Expression
  05/11/24
...
Orange juggernaut theatre
  05/11/24
2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
Curious narrow-minded state mood
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
Curious narrow-minded state mood
  05/11/24
I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
House-broken Stain School Cafeteria
  05/11/24
This is unfathomable to me.
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
sadistic salmon public bath deer antler
  05/11/24
I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
House-broken Stain School Cafeteria
  05/11/24
Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
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useless thriller resort
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Orange juggernaut theatre
  05/11/24
Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
stirring site
  05/11/24
Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
infuriating affirmative action
  05/11/24
So don't.
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
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infuriating affirmative action
  05/11/24
Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
infuriating affirmative action
  05/11/24
I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
infuriating affirmative action
  05/11/24
You're a weirdo
Costumed hospital pervert
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amethyst stage shitlib
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Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
I want to beat this fucker so bad.
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
Demanding chestnut office
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I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/11/24
She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
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amethyst stage shitlib
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Sable stage knife
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infuriating affirmative action
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No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't f...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
Dear poaster, Congratulations! Your poast has been select...
drunken bateful shrine
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stirring site
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This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
infuriating affirmative action
  05/11/24
brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
Curious narrow-minded state mood
  05/11/24
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Orange juggernaut theatre
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
metal dilemma
  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
Hmmm
stirring site
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
Jade comical roast beef
  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
amethyst stage shitlib
  05/11/24
:|
plum vibrant heaven organic girlfriend
  05/11/24
Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
Soul-stirring opaque hall
  05/11/24
Yes.
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
180
Orange juggernaut theatre
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
Thirsty Persian Cuckold
  05/12/24
I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
Supple Dragon Preventive Strike
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
Supple Dragon Preventive Strike
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
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Orange juggernaut theatre
  05/12/24
Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
slap-happy odious garrison
  05/12/24
I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obvi...
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
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Orange juggernaut theatre
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Supple Dragon Preventive Strike
  05/12/24
fag
Soul-stirring opaque hall
  05/12/24
Ur a fag
Electric base ceo
  05/12/24
fag
Costumed hospital pervert
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
Soul-stirring opaque hall
  05/12/24
Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
Fragrant Aggressive Ticket Booth
  05/12/24
xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: metal dilemma

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Flesh Forum

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Jade comical roast beef

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: fighting aphrodisiac spot

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Abusive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Tantric Son Of Senegal Pit

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Tantric Son Of Senegal Pit

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine hairraiser old irish cottage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring opaque hall

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling native sandwich

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring opaque hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: Histrionic wild hissy fit plaza

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: Contagious School

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Big lay water buffalo

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Snowy Twisted Whorehouse Really Tough Guy

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: irradiated dull fanboi tank

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring opaque hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Snowy Twisted Whorehouse Really Tough Guy

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Aquamarine hairraiser old irish cottage police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Orange juggernaut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Snowy Twisted Whorehouse Really Tough Guy

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Snowy Twisted Whorehouse Really Tough Guy

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Jade comical roast beef

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Orange juggernaut theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine hairraiser old irish cottage police squad

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Aquamarine hairraiser old irish cottage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring opaque hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Histrionic wild hissy fit plaza

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Ocher misunderstood multi-billionaire range

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: Very Tactful Business Firm Indirect Expression

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Adventurous zombie-like athletic conference scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Very Tactful Business Firm Indirect Expression

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Very Tactful Business Firm Indirect Expression

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Orange juggernaut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Curious narrow-minded state mood

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Curious narrow-minded state mood

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: House-broken Stain School Cafeteria

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: sadistic salmon public bath deer antler

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: House-broken Stain School Cafeteria

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: useless thriller resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Orange juggernaut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: stirring site

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: infuriating affirmative action

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: infuriating affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: infuriating affirmative action

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: infuriating affirmative action

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: amethyst stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: Demanding chestnut office

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Tantric Son Of Senegal Pit

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: amethyst stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Sable stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: infuriating affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: drunken bateful shrine

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: infuriating affirmative action

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Curious narrow-minded state mood

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Orange juggernaut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: metal dilemma

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: stirring site

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Jade comical roast beef

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: amethyst stage shitlib

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: plum vibrant heaven organic girlfriend

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring opaque hall

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Orange juggernaut theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Thirsty Persian Cuckold

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Supple Dragon Preventive Strike

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Supple Dragon Preventive Strike

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Orange juggernaut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: slap-happy odious garrison

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Orange juggernaut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Supple Dragon Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring opaque hall

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Electric base ceo

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Costumed hospital pervert

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring opaque hall

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive Ticket Booth

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: useless thriller resort

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)