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cute 30 yr old from okc wants to go on date this weekend...

I dont really want to... just got out of a long relationship...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
Wait a minute. You're 29. She's 30. And you say age is NO...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
she's hit shrewdom. Hit it n quit it.
Marvelous juggernaut theater stage
  09/14/11
This sounds reasonable, although there's tight 21 year old p...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
it's easy sex for him though. 21 year olds play games.
Marvelous juggernaut theater stage
  09/14/11
im good at those games by now though... a "date" w...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
You don't drop dinner or drinks on an old girl like that. G...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
hahahaha, see, I hadnt even thought of this issue... fuck, I...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
A 30 yo who is still on the shelf after all these years can'...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
actually i'd say if he's looking for easy sex he might as we...
Marvelous juggernaut theater stage
  09/14/11
That's true. Take her somewhere kind of cheap but not too c...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
TGI Friday's?
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
yeah..a few drinks and she'll be good to go.
Marvelous juggernaut theater stage
  09/14/11
nice... drinking sounds good to me too... I have no idea wha...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
Sushi is the typical shrewmeal. Tell her to meet you at...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
I see... I was hoping for dinner drinks all at once to save ...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
You can't fuck a girl and then say "peace, I'm going ou...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
dates sound shitty. I've comitted too many whole evenings to...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
This sounds credited. After-work drinks at a known happy ho...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
This is what I'll shoot for
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
well, not an issue for me. I dont give a fuck
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
Go. At the very least, use this opportunity to dip your feet...
galvanic menage
  09/14/11
"water of freedom" would be more like getting fade...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
IME it's the 21 year olds who stick to their stupid rules mo...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
cr
Marvelous juggernaut theater stage
  09/14/11
this sounds right, but I worry that you xo fuckers are just ...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
you have to go bro. For us.
Marvelous juggernaut theater stage
  09/14/11
She might be insane, but who cares? Get your dick wet or at ...
galvanic menage
  09/14/11
I wouldn't mind a little commentary on how shrewy/crazy she ...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
this is exactly what I imagine... why else is a cute, in-sha...
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
The only girls who are cute, in shape, and seemingly intelli...
Stimulating coffee pot church
  09/14/11
"wants kids" and "why single at 30" are ...
galvanic menage
  09/14/11
I support this use of "birther"
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11
Seriously, just hit it. If she doesn't let you use protectio...
galvanic menage
  09/14/11
solid advice.
Swashbuckling Meetinghouse
  09/14/11


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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

I dont really want to... just got out of a long relationship, so I'm not ready for something serious at all... also, I'm not sure I've ever been on an official "date," and would be nervous... plau I just wanted to chill this weekend. Age not an issue as I'm 29. she seems cute, but not clear how DTF she'd be on first date... should I suck it up and go on a date for the adventure/experience/possible sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968162)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:33 AM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

Wait a minute. You're 29. She's 30. And you say age is NOT an issue? She may be only one year older than you chronologically, but she's at least FIVE years older than the norm of what you should be dating.

But as to your answer on the DTF point, absolutely. That's all that single 30something women are good for, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968194)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:38 AM
Author: Marvelous juggernaut theater stage

she's hit shrewdom. Hit it n quit it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968234)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:40 AM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

This sounds reasonable, although there's tight 21 year old pussy for that which will do the trick and be just as satisfying. 30yo shrews are prime targets for the 40something newly divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968243)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:53 AM
Author: Marvelous juggernaut theater stage

it's easy sex for him though. 21 year olds play games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968310)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

im good at those games by now though... a "date" with a30-yr old is uncharted teritory for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968340)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

You don't drop dinner or drinks on an old girl like that. Go dutch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968366)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

hahahaha, see, I hadnt even thought of this issue... fuck, I dont know how to date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968377)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:06 PM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

A 30 yo who is still on the shelf after all these years can't command a high price. She's in the discount bin in the back collecting dust. Take her to happy hour and have her pay her share. If she's as shrewy as I think she could be, she'll rationalize going dutch as "oh, it's a first date, who cares".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968389)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:09 PM
Author: Marvelous juggernaut theater stage

actually i'd say if he's looking for easy sex he might as well pay. some girls will be weirded out about splitting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968403)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:12 PM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

That's true. Take her somewhere kind of cheap but not too cheap. Like a fun bar, but not a place where the drinks are too expensive or too watered-down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968422)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

TGI Friday's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968428)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:14 PM
Author: Marvelous juggernaut theater stage

yeah..a few drinks and she'll be good to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968429)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

nice... drinking sounds good to me too... I have no idea what a good first "date" is... I thought she'd want to get sushi or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968434)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:18 PM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

Sushi is the typical shrewmeal.

Tell her to meet you at such-and-such bar at 9:30 PM. That way she'll know she has to take care of her own dinner. Make sure it's a bar with strong drinks and a nice enough ambiance such that she thinks it's a "real" date. She will not fuck you if she thinks you're only trying to fuck her. So make sure you can hear her and the music is low enough so the two of you can talk.

Ask her a lot of questions. Shrewy bitches like her will probably love to talk about themselves, and the more she talks about herself, the wetter she gets (this is how you seduce a shrew - get her to bray about how awesome she is and pretend to care).

After a few drinks, go to a fun bar that plays 80s music and fun classic rock tunes but somehow caters to an upscale or faux upscale crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968457)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

I see... I was hoping for dinner drinks all at once to save time, sex, then out with my friends by midnight... your process seems highly credited though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968481)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

You can't fuck a girl and then say "peace, I'm going out with my bros now". When you're on a date, you have to commit the whole evening to the date. Even with 30yo chicks. 30yo chicks will let you get away with a lot more bullshit and you can treat them like crap much easier since they're so desperate for any sort of male attention, especially from a decent looking dood around their age, but this is even too bush league for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968495)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

dates sound shitty. I've comitted too many whole evenings to girls... maybe I'll see if she wants to grab drinks after work on friday just to feel her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968504)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

This sounds credited. After-work drinks at a known happy hour spot that caters to professionals (i.e. gets people good, drunk and horny). After a few kamikazes or G&Ts, see if she's down to move things to a more intimate setting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968526)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

This is what I'll shoot for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968537)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

well, not an issue for me. I dont give a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968308)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:33 AM
Author: galvanic menage

Go. At the very least, use this opportunity to dip your feet in the water of freedom.

Oh, and stop acting like a chic.

Ps... All girls are DTF. Just use this to practice your game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968198)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

"water of freedom" would be more like getting faded with my buddies... but I guess I can do that whenever...

I know all girls are DTF, but some girls who are 30 and single are single b/c they have stupid rules like "no fucking on 1st date."

Game does need lots of work though... that point is well taken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968305)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:57 AM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

IME it's the 21 year olds who stick to their stupid rules more than the 30 year olds. The 30 year olds who are still on the market have given up and no longer think there's a point in trying to feign being ladylike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968338)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:58 AM
Author: Marvelous juggernaut theater stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968344)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

this sounds right, but I worry that you xo fuckers are just trying to get me to go on a date with this girl for a future thread about how she's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968347)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:00 PM
Author: Marvelous juggernaut theater stage

you have to go bro. For us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968355)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: galvanic menage

She might be insane, but who cares? Get your dick wet or at least try. This isn't about long-term commitment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968361)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

I wouldn't mind a little commentary on how shrewy/crazy she is and how hard she's trying to hold herself together to come off as normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968364)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

this is exactly what I imagine... why else is a cute, in-shape, seemingly intelligent girl who wants kids single at 30? maybe she just got out of an 8-yr relationship b/c he cheated, or maybe she's batshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968370)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:07 PM
Author: Stimulating coffee pot church

The only girls who are cute, in shape, and seemingly intelligent yet single at 30 are those who got out of an 8 year relationship because he cheated. I'd even take someone who got out of a 4-year relationship because he wouldn't commit and then immediately got into another 4-year relationship which ended because he cheated.

If she's single for any other reason, there's something horribly wrong with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968397)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:10 PM
Author: galvanic menage

"wants kids" and "why single at 30" are hints.

Just fuck this birther.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968409)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

I support this use of "birther"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968426)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: galvanic menage

Seriously, just hit it. If she doesn't let you use protection, then hold her down and force her to take the morning after pill. You just need to hit it once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968442)



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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Meetinghouse

solid advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968465)