Ex Machina was the most underrated movie of the 2010s
| titillating factory reset button | 11/15/23 | | razzle-dazzle indigo stead generalized bond | 11/15/23 | | Pearly cuckoldry | 11/15/23 | | Lemon keepsake machete | 11/15/23 | | bat shit crazy primrose patrolman | 11/15/23 | | Soul-stirring Buff Jew | 11/15/23 | | Adventurous toilet seat | 11/15/23 | | shimmering lay regret | 05/22/24 | | Pink shrine liquid oxygen | 05/22/24 | | Bisexual Hilarious Indian Lodge Hairy Legs | 05/22/24 | | shimmering lay regret | 05/22/24 | | Lemon keepsake machete | 05/22/24 | | Bisexual Hilarious Indian Lodge Hairy Legs | 05/22/24 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:34 PM Author: Bisexual Hilarious Indian Lodge Hairy Legs
i was playing "basketball" with my then 3 year old at a school playground in boerum hill about 5 years ago. i thought we were alone and i was bored so i (6'5") posted up on her, juked her out of her shoes, and dunked on where she should have been while screaming WHERE'S THE DEFENSE? Oscar Isaac saw the whole thing and laughed his ass off. His smoke wife joined him a few minutes later and they did some weird stretch cals workout thing.
Fast forward to the neighborhood halloween thing 18 months later. I see Oscar Isaac and his family about 10 feet in front of me. I say to my wife out of the blue very loud "I'm about to tear up this fucking dance floor dude." No one reacts in any way. I guess we weren't BFFs after all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444870&forum_id=2#47685011) |
|
|