Date: May 16th, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible site
Bride was a very pretty petite 5’2 30 year old who was a smoke show when she was in college. Like she actually had more weight on her when she was in college which made her hotter but fell for that BONE SKINNY 30 year old shrew look. Despite that she came across as a good person and 180.
Guy is a 6’3 former high baseball draft pick after an amazing college career. His signing bonus out of college was about $1 million but it didn’t pan out. They met AFTER college (huge red flag) and he was actually smart enough to quit baseball after three years of hitting .191 in the minor leagues and started his own business. He now has a net worth of about $7 million, all his hair, and great looking (male).
Wedding is normal. Then the bridesmaid comes out and starts roasting him which I learned is normal now. All the shrews in the crowd started cheering likes it’s game 7 as the bridesmaid came out. The bridesmaid talked about college and the frat parties etc etc but was specific about TALL MEN.
Then she turned to the groom and said “even if you were perfect” then she looked to the crowd and grimaced and the whole crowd cheered and laughed. She said “even if you were PERFECT! And a TALLER version of you came around, you wouldn’t be able to keep Jessica.”
Then she bent over and wagged her finger and said “so you BETTER treat her right!”
The whole crowd of shrews cheered. It made me think of the normal single XOer who can’t even swipe a date. How do you compete in 2024?
Also this was a 180 guy who did NOTHING to deserve to be roasted. Imagine not being perfect?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529372&forum_id=2#47668590)