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Went to a wedding last weekend that made me think of XO

Bride was a very pretty petite 5’2 30 year old who was...
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Date: May 16th, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible site

Bride was a very pretty petite 5’2 30 year old who was a smoke show when she was in college. Like she actually had more weight on her when she was in college which made her hotter but fell for that BONE SKINNY 30 year old shrew look. Despite that she came across as a good person and 180.

Guy is a 6’3 former high baseball draft pick after an amazing college career. His signing bonus out of college was about $1 million but it didn’t pan out. They met AFTER college (huge red flag) and he was actually smart enough to quit baseball after three years of hitting .191 in the minor leagues and started his own business. He now has a net worth of about $7 million, all his hair, and great looking (male).

Wedding is normal. Then the bridesmaid comes out and starts roasting him which I learned is normal now. All the shrews in the crowd started cheering likes it’s game 7 as the bridesmaid came out. The bridesmaid talked about college and the frat parties etc etc but was specific about TALL MEN.

Then she turned to the groom and said “even if you were perfect” then she looked to the crowd and grimaced and the whole crowd cheered and laughed. She said “even if you were PERFECT! And a TALLER version of you came around, you wouldn’t be able to keep Jessica.”

Then she bent over and wagged her finger and said “so you BETTER treat her right!”

The whole crowd of shrews cheered. It made me think of the normal single XOer who can’t even swipe a date. How do you compete in 2024?

Also this was a 180 guy who did NOTHING to deserve to be roasted. Imagine not being perfect?

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Date: May 16th, 2024 8:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling wine locus

Jfc

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Date: May 16th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible site

Same

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Date: May 16th, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling wine locus



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Date: May 16th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: Bistre floppy messiness



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Date: May 16th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: flickering vivacious dysfunction people who are hurt



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Date: May 16th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Thriller territorial organic girlfriend

180

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Date: May 17th, 2024 12:58 AM
Author: insanely creepy pocket flask dilemma



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Date: May 17th, 2024 1:04 AM
Author: nudist khaki toaster

SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY

SHE’S AN EMAIL GIRL HONEY

SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY SO YOU BETTER GIVE HER HEIGHT

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Date: May 17th, 2024 6:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling wine locus



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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Cowardly Galvanic Church Building Faggot Firefighter



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Date: May 17th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: irate dull brunch karate



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Date: May 17th, 2024 2:11 AM
Author: Lascivious mexican

yeah bro im TERRIFIED of women after having fucked 1500 of them

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Date: May 17th, 2024 2:20 AM
Author: marvelous nubile parlor selfie

Wow. What a thread. Jesus.

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Date: May 17th, 2024 6:30 AM
Author: Big stage



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: flickering vivacious dysfunction people who are hurt



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Date: May 17th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible site



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Date: May 17th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Doobsian Therapy Center



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Date: May 17th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Nofapping Institution

Awful thread

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