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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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purple galvanic half-breed area
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Dun stage love of her life
  05/30/25
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Marvelous twinkling blood rage
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Glittery rose turdskin church building
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Rusted Jewess Native
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
laughsome pocket flask
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Bronze Church Water Buffalo
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
laughsome pocket flask
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Cheese-eating Pervert
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
sable crackhouse wagecucks
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Gold disrespectful idea he suggested coldplay fan
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
rebellious pearl macaca
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Histrionic silver ticket booth
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Heady roommate roast beef
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Histrionic silver ticket booth
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
hilarious beady-eyed gaping shitlib
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
nighttime nudist reading party
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: purple galvanic half-breed area



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Dun stage love of her life

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Marvelous twinkling blood rage



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Glittery rose turdskin church building

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Rusted Jewess Native

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: laughsome pocket flask

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Bronze Church Water Buffalo

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: laughsome pocket flask

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Pervert

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: sable crackhouse wagecucks

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Gold disrespectful idea he suggested coldplay fan

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: rebellious pearl macaca

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Histrionic silver ticket booth

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Heady roommate roast beef

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Histrionic silver ticket booth

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: hilarious beady-eyed gaping shitlib

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: nighttime nudist reading party

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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