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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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bistre piazza milk
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
trip electric furnace senate
  05/30/25
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racy rebellious psychic
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Vivacious ladyboy goyim
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
apoplectic gas station
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
swollen tank
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
provocative avocado filthpig stage
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
swollen tank
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
orchid stirring property
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Buck-toothed Swashbuckling Whorehouse
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
beady-eyed voyeur
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
sepia casino
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Autistic Hairless House Knife
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Unhinged toaster bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Autistic Hairless House Knife
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Costumed contagious son of senegal
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
frisky bat shit crazy idea he suggested
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: bistre piazza milk



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: trip electric furnace senate

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: racy rebellious psychic



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Vivacious ladyboy goyim

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: apoplectic gas station

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: swollen tank

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: provocative avocado filthpig stage

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: swollen tank

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: orchid stirring property

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Swashbuckling Whorehouse

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed voyeur

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: sepia casino

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Autistic Hairless House Knife

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Unhinged toaster bawdyhouse

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Autistic Hairless House Knife

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Costumed contagious son of senegal

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: frisky bat shit crazy idea he suggested

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)