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Buddy just had IRL embarrassing xo moment at church BBQ

He signed up to be in charge of setting everything up this y...
preventive strike
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Spaceship autoadmit
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The Switch 2 cries out in pain as it no games you
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we've all seen it, folks
the grand scheme
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My little restricted guy
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scholarship
  09/01/25
you should grow a beard
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  09/01/25
Is your buddy a 6’4 gorgeous dude per chance?
Cleaning the iPad with a jizz rag tp
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Judas Jones
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butt cheeks
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neg
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: preventive strike

He signed up to be in charge of setting everything up this year for the church Labor Day BBQ. I get there early and help him. We are drinking beer but he is slamming them. This is at 9am.

When everyone gets there the pastor has my buddy “say a few words of welcome” bc he set the whole thing up, and put him on the spot. He gets the mic and isn’t sure whether to say a prayer or what, which is the pastors fault because he didn’t give any direction.

So he starts this quasi prayer that’slike “thank you everyone for coming today, let us thank the lord and ask him to fill our hearts and stomachs,” and then he goes, “please protect us from sin, and evils, and criminals, and blacks.” People audibly gasped lol.

Then he continues by talking about keeping us from temptation and starts talking about “porno” and says “we’ve all seen it.” It was extremely weird. His wife took him home shortly after he handed the mic back.

This actually happened btw. How was everyone else’s Labor Day

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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Spaceship autoadmit



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: The Switch 2 cries out in pain as it no games you



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: the grand scheme

we've all seen it, folks

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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.




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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: My little restricted guy



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: scholarship



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

you should grow a beard

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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Cleaning the iPad with a jizz rag tp

Is your buddy a 6’4 gorgeous dude per chance?

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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Judas Jones

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from porno (we’ve all seen it).

Amen.

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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: neg



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